I am doing another Marhcup for Kayden and it’s also another IRS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHIKADELPUA
I math you cup with Glenn Howerton
•he looks at you with that blank homophobic vaguely feminine stare all the time
•Glenn always gets Botox on the 3rd of every month and you go to hold his hand and watch him inject the extras into his ballsack
•he listens to boygenius more than he should and it’s making him more sad than normal
•when you guys play Mario Kart he is always baby peach because he thinks it makes him faster
•he fuckinr despises family guy so you put it on just to watch his blood boil
•he got a dead tooth from his ex wife and it is disgusting
•Glenny doesn’t know how to put on a condom so you guys just don’t have sex so you don’t spread aids
•he’s a little bit of a slut and sometimes he comes home with another’s cum still in his ass
•he needs you to force feed him 49 Twinkies before you leave the house or else he will call the cops and tell them you hit him
Thank you kind sir
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First appearance: Detective Comics #58(December, 1941)
Story:
Don't let his appearance or size fool you. Within those tubby cheeks, that beak-like nose, and silly suit hides the mind and heart of a master criminal. Oswald Cobblepot aka the Penguin was shunned for his appearance as a child. Learning the secrets of the Gotham Underworld, The Penguin had built a reputation over the years. After losing his entire empire, Oswald had devoted his life to rebuilding it from the ground up and everything he deemed necessary to do so. Armed with a large variety of trick umbrellas, his love of birds, his many loyal and brutal men, and the intelligence to rival even the Batman, the Penguin is a foe you do not want to take for granted. Especially when you are a traitor as large as Roman Sionis.
Bio:
Real name: Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot
Occupation: Crime Lord
Base of Operation: Gotham City
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Black
Height: 5ft
Weight: 138lbs
Attributes:
Master Criminal
Expert hand to hand combatant
Driven to claim all power in Gotham City. Even if it means allying with lunatics such as The Joker.
Deadly trick umbrellas
Burning hatred for Roman Sionis.
Known to be a master thief and uses the Iceberg lounge as a red herring.
Dream voice actor: Danny Devito, or Paul Williams. I was debating for a while to choose either Danny or good ol Paul. I still am highly fond of Batman Returns recently and Danny still won't leave my mind. Especially when my drawing of Penguin is based on the classic design, but a small portion of the Tim Burton design as well. But at the same time, I just watched I've Got Batman in my Basement last night and now Paul won't leave my mind. Now obviously Paul will have to be a little more viscous with this Penguin than in TAS, but I think he can do it well. So you know what? We'll let fate decide on who should be Penguin.
Featured songs: Puttin' on the Ritz by Taco, or Fred Astaire. In case you didn't realize, the song by Taco was not the original version, and it even goes back to the 1930s. I only recently found out about that fact, which I figured I'd share. Anyway, the term "to put on the Ritz" refers to dressing fashionably, and let's face it, that just fits someone like the Penguin all too well.
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now watching and I do consider this a Christmas film #batmanreturns #catwoman #selinakyle #thepenguin #timburton #batman #michaelkeaton #michellepfeiffer #dannydevito #christmasmovies #christmasfilms #nowwatching #nowplaying #film #films #movie #movietime #cinema #filmstagram #movienight #moviebuff #filmfan #filmfanatic #filmlover #filmbuff #movieswatchedin2022 #filmswatchedin2022 #bluray #dvd #movies https://www.instagram.com/p/Clw2lACvZ3d/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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1 of the first posts I did for the year was from Magfest and it was the Betty White shrine. So I figured I'd finish the year and make 1 of my last postings of the year the Danny Devito shrine that was also there. I wonder what shines will be around for this Magfest? We shall see next weekend! #magfest2022 #Magfest #dannydevito #shrine #dannydevitoshrine (at MAGfest) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm0x8KnOU1z/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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#happybirthday @dannydevito9 #dannydevito #actor #matilda #throwmommafromthetrain #thewaroftheroses #batmanreturns #twins #deckthosehalls #wheninrome #thelorax #thesimpsons #smallfoot #dumbo #jumanji #thenextlevel #thesurvivor #itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia #littledemon @disneyplusla @hbomaxla @wbd https://www.instagram.com/p/ClEqMwFO5Ab/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Another LOTR mashup incoming. The Gruesome Twosome: Danny, son of Gloin with Legolas of Philadelphia ☀️😎 #dannydevito #charlieday #itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia #digitalart #digitalartist #procreate #procreateart #nerdart #lotr #lotrmemes #lordoftherings #bromance #timelapse #fanart #timelapseart #legolas #gimli @bestofsunny @charliedayofficial https://www.instagram.com/p/CnPLxIUO0fc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Batman Returns recently celebrated its 30th anniversary! Here is my illustration “Penguin with Penguin” that I created for my past Reunion show. Always loved the makeup and Devito’s disturbingly wonderful performance. #happyanniversary #batmanreturns #30thanniversary #timburton #dannydevito #penguin #batmanreturns1992 #batmanreturnspenguin #batman #keaton #illustration #colorpencil #naarrt #nathananderson https://www.instagram.com/p/CezFBbnPs_5/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are going to be grandparents. This Hollywood power couple’s daughter Lucy DeVito, 40, is pregnant with her first child.
Full Story Here: https://uinterview.com/news/750-pound-blind-alligator-seized-from-new-york-home-after-owner-allowed-children-to-swim-with-it/
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Film Review: MIGRATION (2023): A Bare Bones Plot Undermines an Otherwise Charming Animated Family Film
https://film-book.com/film-review-migration-2023-a-bare-bones-plot-undermines-an-otherwise-charming-animated-family-film/?feed_id=108329&_unique_id=6583b04377531
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Another happy amigo!
Honestly the driving force behind this whole venture is bringing happy happy jpy joy into peoples lives through the weird and wonderful gift ideas conjured up here.
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Long overdue THANK YOU to everyone out there who's ordered or got Spoon Lagoon bookmarked for future.
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Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023) Vibrantly Revives Spooky New Orleans Ghost Story with Stellar Cast
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