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Some extracts from Daniel’s Beyond the Grid podcast
Tom Clarkson: Is it a little bit of “Oh I’ve done Max, I’ll do Lewis now?”
Daniel: “Yeah”
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Daniel: “There will be nights where I’ll be staring at the stars, I could get emotional, I could reflect on my career, I could be thinking about Max who knows”
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TC: “Talking about matchups now, who on the grid do you reckon you could take down?”
Daniel: “I was quite sad when Max pushed Ocon and he got a fine or whatever, I’m like, come on he just pushed him. If he threw an overhand right at him, I get it. But a little push, come on.”
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honestly I think hugh grant lucked out with his glass onion role. a couple hours of shooting at most, no press work, no interviews, and he gets to be remembered by everyone as famous detective benoit blanc's live in sexy malewife
#'ill just play this 10 second cameo role no big deal'#*becomes the next tumblr girlfriend*#you guys dont understand what this is doing to 13 year old me who watched every hugh grant film he could get his hands on#ive waited all my life for aomething like this#glass onion#knives out#hugh grant#daniel craig#rian johnson
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Found this old snippet and don't really remember of the context for it outside of being a joking exploration of how weird the Fenton/Phantom family tree would seem to outsiders (not even getting into how relationships might be classified differently between the human side & the ghost side)
Anyway gonna drop it here as a prompt lol
Mind the quick reference to dismemberment, there's no gore or detailed description and no one is actually hurt, it's more there for comedic effect, but still wanted to give the heads up on it 👍
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Nomad motioned to the towering, vaguely vampire-looking buff dude with literal flaming hair what the fuck, “Dan, this is everyone. Everyone this is Dan. He’s my…” Nomad trailed off and blinked, a look of confused befuddlement on her face as she let the sentence hang for too long.
“Huh…” She said considering, looking up at vampire-dude, Dan apparently, with a confused furrow on her brow. “You know this is the first time I’ve ever had to try and explain our relationship to each other and I’m drawing a blank and what exactly to call you. Uncle? Dad? Brother? Like, I think you could technically be considered all three.”
What the fuck did that mean??? Kon snapped his attention over to meet Tim’s masked gaze, the look of wild confusion Kon was sure was on his own face mirrored there. Around the meeting room confused and worried looks were being shared by the rest of the League. Which like, yeah, what in the Habsburgs was happening here for all of those terms to be applicable?
“Well, you’re Danny’s Mirror, so if you consider him your dad then it stands to reason I’m also your father.” Dan said, hand coming up to his - literally flaming, how did that work? - goatee thoughtfully.
“Yeah but like, I call Danny dad just to piss Vlad off.” Nomad countered, toying with her severed arm with her still attached hand. Kon didn’t think he’d ever get over how casual she was about being literally disarmed and just…not caring. “And I definitely don’t see you as a dad. Uncle?”
The giant of a ghost shook his head with a frown, “Implies that Danny and I are brothers, which could work but gives our relationship kind of a weird vibe. I feel more like his father than anything.”
“Gramps, then?”
“No.”
Nomad laughed, “Fair, wouldn’t want to take the title of Grampa away from CW. Besides we’re both half Vlad, so I think brother works best here.” She frowned, looking thoughtful, “Maybe half brother?”
Dan considered, “Half-brother could work. Though it gives Vlad more credit than he deserves.”
“Oh come on, can you imagine the look on his face if we went in together on suing him for child support?” Nomad asked, fanged grin wicked. Dan’s face lit up at the idea, and Kon felt like they were rapidly heading towards the two ghosts running off to go and go torment whoever this Vlad guy was rather then them help deal with the current demonic problem at hand.
“Can you please explain what any of that means?” Kon asked, more a squeak than anything else. He was starting to get a headache.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dani phantom#danielle phantom#elle phantom#elle's hero name is Nomad in this one because why not lol#dan phantom#kon el kent#kon kent#connor kent#tim drake#justice league#Elle & Dan just having a very weird concerning conversation about how to define how they're related to each other#& accidentally invoking imagery of European royal families terrible marriage practices#If Bruce wasn't on the verge of trying to adopt the sassy ghost girl *before* all this he absolutely is now#Kon thought his family dynamics were fucking weird but now he's just grateful he doesn't need to use a chart to explain it#what do you *mean* you're older sister could also qualify as your grandma & your older brother is kinda your dad??#And who the FUCK is Vlad and why does it seam like he's somehow responsible for all this?#even the demon they pulled Dan in to help with has stopped what he was doing in vague horror and concern for what's going on here
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HOT TAKE
But I like the idea of the phantom world being reincarnated into very unexpected people.
Like I still love the idea of Danny being Martha or Thomas.
Or Dani being another clone, or her being Damian, and Sam being Poison Ivy and or Martha, etc.
But I also like the unhinged nonsense of Sam being a clone in the dc world — ideally Kon, and Dani (or Dan) being Bruce, while Vlad is gasp Thomas Wayne.
HEAR ME OUT
JUST HEAR ME OUT
I just think the idea of Danny finding out that in an alternate world he married a nicer and age appropriate Vlad and had the son the guy has been demanding for so long in their world is hilarious.
The absolute mental breakdown that boy will go through: this is my son, and I love him, look at him go being a hero and kicking ass, but holy fucking Ancients above I fucked VLAD —
And on the other hand, can you imagine Bruce’s reaction? To his alternate mom being a sassy teenage boy, his alternate dad being an older guy ‘preying’ on this kid that absolutely HATES the guy, and being an absolute creep while his alt self **gestures to your choosing** is either a tiny girl menace or the biggest and meanest growling ghost that is BARELY tolerating being in the same space as the living.
But they also hate his alternate dad and would punch him into next week with Mom! Danny.
This man will being going THROUGH IT.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#dp x dc prompt#batman#I’m kinda leaning into Tucker being Starfire#I just think he deserves to blast green powers#and also be the hottest girl he’s ever seen#I’m thinking maybe Jack Fenton is Dick Greyson#still debating on the others BUT DO YOU SEE MY VISION?#DO YOU SEE WHAT IM PUTTING DOWN?#GIVE THE ENTIRE DP SIDE OF THEIR UNIVERSE TRAUMA by seeing what they could be in an alternate world of themselves#Danny is going through it too#Vlad is not seeing the picture outside of the absolute joy he has at finally having a son that is just like Danny but without the clones#Vlad: finally! I have a son! And he has your blood Daniel!#Bruce: oh my god my dad is a creep#Sam judging Kon’s everything: you’re on thin fucking ice#she likes his fit but will fist fight him over what he eats and how he acts with his crush#Either Tim is Paulina or Valarie#Sam is judging Kon’s choices
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The Nurturing Queen and the Greedy Duke
Credit to @sky00asara in this post for this idea I love guys who are moms (if you get what I mean) This will follow the same rough story beats but will still have a little of my own flair.
The Nuturing Queen, Mother of the Wandering Princess and Erratic Prince, has been said to provide protection and inspire devotion to all who come across her. Praised as Balance and Duality personified, she is a large influence and very commonly mentioned in every scroll, book, art piece, and all magic artifacts that Constantine has seen. He's heard from so many beings of how great she is, her feats, and her being the largest connection between the Unknown Realms and Earth.
Here comes the problem. The Nurturing Queen has an enemy who's been around just as long as she has, who's also been seen not long after wherever she goes, chasing her trail and lurking. The Greedy Duke. He wishes to have her as his own, and take the throne to himself, subsequently plunging the Unknown Realms into chaos. Whenever he confronts the Nurturing Queen, legendary battles commence, and he is beat back.
But now, things are going wrong. The Lazurus Pits have been reported as acting, well, erratic. The Erratic Prince, some beings say, has been seen discussing things with the Greedy Duke. They fear his loyalties may not lie with his family.
A shift has been felt in the magics community. Unknown Realms Beings have ventured into Earth, either out of curiosity or to wreak havoc. Now, at the watchtower, JLD work out how to summon a being and demand to know what's going on, the rest of the Justice League desperate.
When they finally do summon one, they're launched into the Unknown Realms as an answer, told to "Find our Queen" as the being dissappears. They're on a floating island in a green void.
#dpxdc#Dcxdp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#danny phantom#danielle phantom#dan phantom#queen mother danny phantom#good parents jack and maddie#redeemed vlad#you may notice I love making titlesTM#Literally so fun to make them up#The translator is broken.#Because the guy who worked on it infinitely ago was a bit distracted.#He thought he saw a cool ghost bird.#Gender is very much optional for ghosts.#Ones that came from a living person just have it internalized#Concepts were more concerned with woah I exist holy shit I can do things what the fuck#Clockwork has sent the 3D's on many time travel missions.#The Infinite Realms are known as the Unknown Realms to mortals for obvious reasons.#Vlad is also sent by Clockwork separately.#Lots of people have seen Danny and Vlad disagree and bicker. Certain opinions are formed.#Vlad's mannerisms make him look. Well...#Danny's fine. Vlad just needed to take over for him since he had to focus on schoolwork for a bit. Or maybe something else. It's up to you.#Continuations are accepted and loved.#btw sky if you read this I absolutely loved the painting. Loved it. 10/10 would look at again.#Misunderstanding#ghost king danny#shenanigans
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the fact that dan won't let phil live down his weakest link appearance and has created subliminal meanings for lines from the episode a whole 17 years later is so funny
#WHAT GENRÉ?#DO YOU KNOW WHAT GENRÉ IS???????#(that means what are we having for dinner)#weirdos#dan and phil#dnp#dan howell#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#phil lester#amazingphil
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Historic F1 Rivalries | Part 1 : Daniel Ricciardo
#thanks for unveeling daniel: look what you made me do#I love him a sickening amount#next up we have Alonso vs His demons (seb)#f1#daniel ricciardo
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Lofi Phantasy as tapes
#I knew as soon as I saw that there was going to be another album that I had to do this again#I had so much fun doing the first one and I am hyped I got another excuse to do it again#I love that you can only just kinda make out what I wrote on the bottom of each box#dan and phil#dnp#phan#danandphil#amazingphil#danisnotonfire#daniel howell#phil lester#danandphilbeats#dnpbeats#phanart#my art
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“a sexual awakening so intense it registered on the richter scale” is the single best and most accurate description I have ever heard.
pov: you're 16 years old and doing the final test for your super license ahead of joining f1 as the youngest ever driver. you expect the doubt and hate, and you know you can prove on track why you deserve to be there once you actually get in a car, but until then, you just have to be the subject of everyone's headlines and criticism for a factor you can't control.
then this guy comes along.
race winner who got himself to a top team and is beating his world champion teammate, a cool older handsome charismatic guy with a giant smile and big brown eyes, beloved and kind while still being fiercely talented, competitive, and hungry? the guy who you met in 2011 and who gave you the time of day before you were old enough to sniff at the f1 grid. he's not even going to be your actual teammate (yet), but he still takes the time to tell you he's looking forward to seeing you on the grid when so much of what you've heard is nonstop criticism.
he tells you good luck for your super license with a big grin meant just for you
and this is how it makes you feel.
this is live footage of daniel ricciardo becoming a permanent fixture in max's spank bank. it's one of those foundational crushes you have at a young age that sticks with you for life and unconsciously affects "your type" forever and never truly goes away.
also, i just think everyone should hear the way max very softly says "he's a really nice guy, yeah" with so much affection packed into every word.
how are you not to psychosexually imprint on him? one look at that video and max was ready to risk it all. he's been metaphorically tucking his hair, kicking his feet, and giggling since day one. he found a guy who he could race hard, who would challenge him on track, but who would still make the miserable pr days better for them, who was always laughing at max's jokes every time he did his little glance over to ensure it landed. max is so fiercely loyal to his people, and daniel has clearly earned that trust.
tldr: max verstappen is number one dirlie and if he were on f1blr, he would be writing long posts with onboards, data, and that ☝️🤓 attitude of his explaining in detail why everyone is wrong about daniel, and i hope it haunts all the max fans who get their rocks off to calling daniel a washed asshole loser that max's porn folder is daniel late braking compilations.
#ask#this got long. sorry. i also took a 5 minute crying break over old videos of daniel.#my exams start in a week and this is what i'm doing#anyway#OBVIOUSLY i don't think you have to like daniel ricciardo in order to love max.#but it's perplexing to me that people can look at someone who makes max so visibly happy#and dedicate their entire life to obsessively hate-posting about him.#move on! ignore him!#i couldn't tell you anything about a driver i hate's race besides the basic race coverage#because i don't dig into every facet of it to feed an pathological hatred.#i definitely couldn't tell you things about their personal life/anything what they've been up to/recent quotes/etc#because i just see them and scroll. wish others had that ability.#maxiel
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(っ◔◡◔)っ ❤
#daniel howell#phil lester#dan and phil#dan and phil games#dnp#dnpgames#dpgdaily#amazingphil#again i dont know what to tag im new to this but enjoy some cute gifs bc why not#also you all should know that i dont like making gifs with captions anymore so dsfgddsfgdfdsfdg but i guessss ill tryyyy for the phandom 😐#i just think they look ugly when i do it sfdghgdfsdgf#anyways long tags are over#.gifs#my edit#mine
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Daniel's third and Max's first shoey at the 2016 Malaysian Grand Prix 🍾
#did not. even. hesitate.#daniel ricciardo#max verstappen#maxiel#f1#*#**#malaysian gp 2016#the 3rd gif is just max waiting for daniel to finish pouring yes but he was so so so SO patient and shy and adorable in it (the lip bite 😭)#and then you have daniel sitting there aiming a bottle at his shoe like he'd done it a hundred times before#even tho it was very obvious he didn't even consider giving max a shoey until nico pointed out. bc max was (italicized) max#just. the confidently corrupting a minor when he was so very aware of what he was doing 😵💫😵💫😵💫#(max just turned 19 that weekend)#nobody does age gap like them
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no words for anon
#dan and phil#he loved it! he wants to do it more#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danandphilgames#dan and phil games#my edits#dnpgames#anon pushed me to gif what i debated lol#thank you <3#Halloween Baking - SLIME AND SADNESS CINNAMON ROLLS#11:03
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if you were waiting for my thoughts on the 🧡 community post 🧡 you will not be getting them. i flatlined ages ago. i walk around my college campus with a far away look in my eye.
#no bc what do you mean#WHAT DO YOU MEAN#THIS LEVEL OF HARD LAUNCH WAS NEVER IN THE PLAN BABE#rocking back and forth#dan and phil#daniel howell#dan howell#phan#phandom#danisnotonfire#phil lester#amazingphil#dan and phil games#dnphobic
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Okay okay. Some are saying that iwtv is not about being in love with the monster, but the horror of the monster being in love with you, which I think it's too simple since it's more about 'the monster loves me, but what if I am a monster too? What if the monster is actually a mirror of everything I don't love about myself and the beauty of learning to love all this monstrous things about me, in you?'
#some people just want to point out the villain without realizing they are all capable of being it#you really want Louis to get therapy and a nice boyfriend? wrong fucking show buddy#also haters are the weakest link of this fandom what do you mean you hate this character cause they're evil? disregard#they're all great and you are wrong#ofc feel free to ignore a girl's 5am thoughts it's not that deep#i get very riled up by stupid takes and have to write cause it's free therapy for me#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#claudia iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy
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he's so me
and hello Real Rashid
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#armand#real rashid#daniel#my-post#s2#what else do you do 6ft off the ground for no good reason tell me 😏#I will miss you creepy hovering library I'm not ready for your demise 😭#new theory Daniel gets fataly injured by falling led tube hitting him right in the eyesocket so Armand has to turn him 🤷♂️
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This just popped up on my fyp... they're really breaching containment
#any mention of them is a jumpscare fr#what do you mean they're actually celebrities#and not just my gay dads#dan and phil#dnp#daniel howell#dan and phil games#phil lester#video
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