phil saying “imagine being topped by kakuna” has to be top 5 things that have ever happened on the gaming channel

/I/ want to drink sake in a cool cup with the love of my life

i feel actually out of my mind im not kidding when i tell you this is the best they have ever looked i cant stop staring at this photo

(tw: suicide mention) the duality of phannies

why did this comment from phil about dans only smiling day being fryday actually make me want to sob

how has phil actually lived 1000 lifetimes like this acting comp is insane he’s everywhere

the absolute WORST PART of being a long term dan and phil fan is having all of these years witnessing how much they love each other and having NO ONE LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!! LIKE BRUH!!! COME ON!!! it’s really my turn i need a soulmate companion through life etc etc

this is the single greatest dan and phil thing maybe ever?? this stream is making me feel INSANE

sometimes i start talking about dan and phil and i realize everything i’m referencing requires a PHD in lore and i sound like a maniac like none of this is about a gaming channel anymore bro ur way off track atp

dan and phil are actually gonna be together forever huh?

i can’t think about hometown showdown for too long because if i do i start thinking about how dnp said there was like 7 hours of documentary deep commentary that they had to cut for it to be in that silly youtube style. please do not CONTACT me i’m about to commit a crime.

i logged out for 3 hours and dan and phil drop an album what the fuck guys

i just need to say it now. i haven’t felt the phannie “twinge” this hard in a long time i know something crazy is gonna happen in the after show q&a that has nothing to do with the eyebrow slit

mark my words something is amiss i can feel it

so phil hosting the orange carpet…. opportunity for new era phil in new era suit… what if i start freaking out….

oh i see. oh i SEE! they wanted me to die!!! oh they wanted me to be dead!!!!

in my head they are the same (phil is snoopy)