Dan and Phil started a band and I played bass for them.

i love that dan already has a deeply entrenched historically-informed opinion with academic citations on every piece of clothing phil owns...they've really been together for 15 years haven't they

okay so ive just spent a while reading through the 2009 tweets between dnp (courtesy of @cherrypirates) and can i just. have a moment... god they were literally destined from like??? fucking day 1??? reading their tweets is literally watching them fall in slow motion???? it feels intrusive lmao i cant BELIEVE this filth is available on the internet... the amount of <3s they sent back and forth is DISGUSTING god they were embarrassing. anyway my review is what are the fucking chances of this. god they just found their person and stayed their. god dan was calling phil "the one" after their first meeting and i just. wtf

📞 Dialing Mrs Fuse

I've gotten to the point that everytime they mention something about internet security I go "NORDVPN!". Like I'm actually excited about the sponsor....Capital£ester has gotten to me

sometimes i think a little bit too hard about dan and phil, and suddenly im near tears wanting to throw up

MOTHERFUCKER WNDED THIS WITH ALL STAR BY SMASHMOUTH IS SO DAN IDK WHY IM SURPRISED BY IT RIFNEKFKDK

Dan slandering JKR >>>>>>>>

80 thousand dollars. for palestinian children. that’s literally lifesaving. if u can, keep donating to pcrf here and keep talking and sharing. from the river to the sea 🇵🇸❤️

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always nice to have something to rely on

love that dan specifically told phil not to move the razor once it was touching him and phil immediately went at it like crazy

danandphilcrafts through the years

DIL HOWLTER IS BACK - Dan and Phil Play: The Sims 4 #65 (October 22nd, 2023)