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Daniel Howell: WE’RE ALL DOOMED!

No but like- I KNOW we sound crazy. I know that outsiders would see this as tinhatting, but the thing is...there is a pattern for when they're leading up to a huge announcement about their personal lives. They don't just drop a bombshell on us out of nowhere. They do drawn-out soft launches where they slowly start dropping more and more hints and that's what's been happening since even before the DAPG return. We've seen this pattern with the move to the 2nd London apartment, coming out, and the phouse. Dan and Phil are intentional. They wouldn't just drastically change their behavior publicly like this for no reason. It's clearly leading up to something. The question is what

[Dan]

not sure if this'll be coherent but it's crazy to me how the teenage phil of the past who was writing homoerotic spike/oz fanfiction was not only in the past of our phil now - but was also in the past of phil in 2018, and phil in 2016, and phil in 2014 etc. youthful m/m vampire wolf writer phil was already a part of him in all those eras and versions, even though in my mind, this lore seems to only perfectly fit him now, and thinking it didn't just pop into existence in 2024 is making me recalibrate all my impressions of him before. is this anything? i'm not sure. this is probably something about our perceptions of people and how our life arcs eventually become circles and how true-ness can't stay down forever and stuff. anyway i'm happy phil found his way back to the carefree joy of being a teenager writing gay fic for himself. end monologue!

i wouldn't be, thanks for asking

attacked unprompted

slit bros

you loved it

what the fuck do you mean what's straight after .

SHUT UUUUPPPPPPPP

Everything's fine

behind every gay person there's a more evil gay person

i kinda need phil to continue telling these wild school stories but also sprinkle some made up ones in so No one know what is truth and what is lie i think thatd be funny

see i managed to break away from phannie twitter but the thing is they are always going to find events before dan acknowledges them so i feel like i need to keep logging in incase anymore book dates are announced 😭