#dan was just fucking talking to the guy
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Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸
[Ep. Eleven] A Colorful Day
I know they'll come for me, if I need, if I need...
For I see the love in you; it feeds me, it feeds me.
Daniel keeps utterly surprising me! But it was there in black and white autonomy: Suraj won the show's third First Kiss! Congratulations to @gothoffspring and her lovely botanical boyyy 🥹
[ Part 2/2 ] 🌹
#god i am so sorry posts have been all over the place these past two days!!! i just paid rent and almost dryheaved lmfaooo#ts4#ts4 screenshots#ts4 gameplay#ts4 challenge#ts4 bachelor challenge#;kmik#sim: daniel#suraj kennedy by gothoffspring#||#i don't think i've mentioned this but the songs i've linked#are the songs i listened to while editing their pictures dfkhds#josiah deserved a song dammit but u kno#dreamy kiss caps bwah#these two have some of my utter favorite caps omg the extras??? are just... shoujo quality mwah#i did NOT expect this!! their romance bar was on the wiggly whirly the entire date! (their friendship bar was scootin up just fine) but#out of absolute nowhere#dan was just fucking talking to the guy#and the next time i clicked on suraj it was right there: first kiss. and i said - okay dan if you're thinkin I Want To Kiss Him while#he's talking then you're goddamn gonna#but bwuh omg the song is really good for them in its own haunting way#there's a schism between these two that's so fascinating...#like suraj is nervous around dan but dan is also nervous around suraj??? i feel like neither of them have found a rhythm comfortably with#each other but like... not in a bad way???#they're drifting closer and closer together in the effort to meet in the middle and its SO INTRIGUINGGG#BUT GODDD ISNT SURAJ FUCKING STUNNINGGGG#LOOK AT THAT MAN'S FACE#LOOK AT HIS EYELASHES LOOK AT HIS GENTLY PARTED LIPS#THERE'S A REASON DAN'S FACE IS BARELY IN THESE SDJKHFSJH#so dreamy... fwah i just adore it
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happy 3rd birthday to the hottest thing bastille has ever done anyone but me x nightmares (24.08.2020)
#mine#bastille#i talk about bastille all the time irl but mentions of blond dan will not pass my lips#i am boygenius not strong enough#to this day i do not understand it#i dont usually like blond guys and hes basically wearing an emo hawaiian shirt#but ive seen this video so many times and every time i end up blushing and smiling to myself like a fucking teenager LORD#someones commented something like 'great cover dan has no sex appeal' on the youtube vid#and like first of all what a thing to comment absolutely hilarious#second like fair ig each to their own but like THIS is the video you chose to comment that on????#anyway anyone but me x nightmares u will always be famous lives were truly changed forever#i hope that one day u will be allowed on oph so we can have u on spotify#i am once again asking rockstille album when also like maybe dan should just bleach his hair again for it#idk would that be such a bad thing while were out here brainstorming just throwing some ideas out into the universe nothing serious idk
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i just want you to know that I've started watching The Fantastic Race (I'd never heard of it before) and i too cannot stop imagining Andreil in it.. but also a Foxes/Exy only edition.
like, one is Foxes only, 10 teams, either with some of the freshmen, or while Seth is still alive/in an AU where he survives.
one is Andreil against other Americans where they dominate everything
and one is Andreil, Kevin/jeremy, riko/jean, and some other teams from other American Exy teams
i will eat this thing upppp!! please write it, i beg of you lmao
I do love me some Amazing Race. I think I could give you a Miracle Year of Collegiate Exy version of the Amazing Race.
I think maybe after their initial run through and victory Neil and Andrew are like absolute fan favorites and even though Neil, Andrew, nor the show ever say it there is a general belief that Neil and Andrew got together BECAUSE of the show. Any follow-up publicity on it has Neil and Andrew just staring at the camera like "Are u for fucking real?"
The thing with these shows is that fan favorites get asked to go back ALL the time and Neil gets a lot of very lucrative sponsorships that make the Moriyamas VERY happy after it.
They offer the same deal, a cut on the % that they will take from earnings and this time it's just for competing and this time it's a deal given to. They want the Miracle Generation of the Foxes to come and if every one does then Ichirou will lower Neil, Jean, and Kevin's %s owed to 50% (Maybe the deals are that good, maybe Ichirou is a big fan of the show, maybe he has a finger in it's production. This is mostly just like rationale on why the fuck they'd all do this. Especially Neil and Andrew since like Andrew had a bad time on those planes).
Either way not a single Fox disagrees. Arrangements are made for everyone's kids / pets. Shit is talked.
The Miracle Generation Race is ON.
The Teams are As Follows:
(Fox) Neil Josten & Andrew Minyard (Orange) (Dating)
(Fox) Kevin Day & David Wymack (Green) (Father-Son)
(Fox) Dan Wilds-Boyd & Matt Wilds-Boyd (Yellow) (Married)
(Fox) Allison Reynolds & Renee Johnson (Pink) (BFFs)
(Fox) Aaron Minyard & Katelyn Minyard (Blue) (Engaged)
(Fox) Nicky Klose & Erik Klose (Purple) (Married)
(Trojan) Jean Moreau & Jeremy Knox (Red) (Dating)
(Raven) Johnson & Reacher (Black) (Friends)
(Trojan) Alvarez & Laila (White) (Dating)
(Raven) Thea Muldani & Jenkins (Teal) (Friends)
(Penn) Penn State Coach & Penn State Captain (Grey) (Friends? IDK I ran out of people to be honest and thought well maybe we just have some throwaway team to lose first)
One of the funnier things I could do with that is that this Miracle season is also fan favorite season too and they want the cast to come back but no one can be with their same partner again. So you get shit like Neil and Jean, Jeremy and Andrew, Allison and Kevin, Renee and Aaron, Wymack and Nicky, etc.
#Neil and Andrew are like 'yeah we're not trying that hard'#but then Aaron and Katelyn pass them at a Detour and it's like 'Oh fuck that running.' and proceed to have the MOST insane rivalry#Neil and Andrew actually trying because they just can't tolerate any of their friends / family beating them#Like it was FINE last season they just had to do pretty well and Ichirou would be fine with it#This season? It's fucking PERSONAL.#Catch Allison nailing any and all of those fashion related ones#Renee always is a hit with the locals and can get anywhere easily#Matt just has the MUSCLE to be able to just force through the challenges#Dan's unyielding spirit pushes them past their most difficult challenges#Nicky and Erik flat out just have the benefit of being EU citizens#Aaron and Katelyn have a thirst for blood because they have medical school debt to pay off#Honestly the foxes have already decided that they get the reward money but they're not TELLING THEM THAT#The Ravens are the race heels#Like full on fuck those guys#Is the energy everyone has#At one point Allison just flat out pays one of their taxis to go to the wrong place#Thea keeps trying to talk to Kevin and everyone keeps getting in the way of that#They broke up like a year beforehand and it's AWKWARD (tm) but Kevin is doing so much better now#All for the Race (A Season of Miracles) AU#AFTG#AFTG AU#The Palmetto State Foxes
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i remember three things about bb10 prior to rewatch (the last watch being literally while it was airing and i was about 12) really vividly:
keesha’s birthday
chicken george conning april out of a win she desperately needed for a thousand bucks
i couldn’t describe a scene but i have really vivid memories of googling “dan and keesha big brother live feed clips” several times a week lmaoooooo
can you tell who my favorite was lmao
what i’ve been most enjoying is definitely how hardcore these girls are, and how much the edit highlights that. they were really throwing themselves into these physical comps, showing out for the booth comps, starting fights with literally everyone in the house & egging on fights between the guys, giving great DRs, really using good social strategies, getting crazy HOHitis, those men KNEW they couldn’t take a woman to f3 or she’d wipe the fucking FLOOR with them so they had to get rid of them before finale!!!!
#bb25#bb10#okay but let’s talk about how i saw a loud mouthed blonde woman and gave her my whole heart aksksjdj#also dan is just so fun to watch i’m so excited for traitors. memphis is unfortunately engaging in this season. but that doesn’t mean#that i still dont think he’s overrated as a player and just got lucky that he had literally one of the best players in the game for a bestie#did anyone like ollie and april? they seem like they would have been annoying on feeds. outside of the fucking i mean akskdj. they’re both#very stupid as players & april has some serious girl hate issues. ollie seems fine.#actually most of these guys outside of dan seem obnoxious as shit. jessie memphis jerry ollie they all seem like. a lot.#and then there’s dan purposefully being completely approachable and non threatening aksjjdjdjd
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I start writhing like a wild animal every time I see your re animator art it's all so good ouuuu
fhajdhsjbfjshfksg thank youuu!!!
i am but a little guy who's brain won't stop conjuring up images and feeling that i need to share, until i remember that i have a human body that requires doing silly little tasks for maintenance ;u;
#ask#i am also STILL trying to figure out how their house layout is. why do some basement walls appear to me rounded what is up with that#(talking about the second movie house btw)#we've seen the living room. the stairs. the lab. the kitchen. dans bedroom#i chose the premise of the last comic i drew first bc we don't see a bathroom so i don't have to look at grainy ass screenshots to get#all the details. speaking of which WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING LAMPS IN THEIR LIVING ROOM. i get it from a film making perspective#but it looks excessive.. especially since a lot of them seems to be turned on. most of the time. the electricity bill guys.....#you already got a lab space that must cost you a lot BUT 4 LAMPS IN CLOSE VICINITY TO EACH OTHER??#so ya you know what kind of work went into drawing that bonus doodle on that comic.. i am mostly having fun#when i don't rant about lamp inefficiency#I know they probably just took the lamps like they were when they moved in but still. so many questions
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idk what it is abt me but im unintentionally a dad charmer like i always wind up chatting to some dad or old man about this or that and like not even in creepy ways like at a market recently i chatted to this adorbs santa clause about how he’s building a koi pond in his yard and he was talkin abt what kinda dirt hes buying and where he was getting it and i was like genuinely so interested in his cute dad project lol u go man hell yea
#this happens to me legit like every time i leave the house#I MAKE OLD MAN DAD FRIENDS I GUESS#Yesterday I talked to a dad about like music equipment forEVER#Tho to be fair im so chatty and can talk with ANYONE so i think often these older dudes are just happy to have a listening ear idk like#whatever man tell me abt ur super cool dumb garage project fuck yeah#fbkshfksfnms weeks ago i told a guy that his dog looked like my grandparents dog and then 40 mins later we were talking about abolishing#landlords and like political science philosophy bdldbdkdnd ily DAN
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they're trending next to each other on twitter :]
#rys.txt#you love to see it#MY GUYS!! THERE THEY ARE!!#dawko's trending bc of the charity stream btw everyone's talking about how well it went :]#the stream raised 63k for the PCRF!!! the initial goal was only 25k!! that's fucking crazy i love this community <3#i'm so happy he did the stream i was so happy when i found out it was for the palestine children's relief fund#he's one of few big streamers to do a stream raising money for palestine (dan and phil did one but thats the only other big one i heard of)#dawko remains based as fuck and his fans continue to stay winning#what's the overlap between dawko fans and fall out boy fans i wonder. hopefully more than just me#dawko#patrick stump#fall out boy
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it's like. I'm tired. but also not the right kind of tired. but really really tired though. except I won't be able to sleep yet so I have to stay awake. it is stressing me out.
#I have already taken my medication and it's making the brain feel sleepy#but the body isn't yet#or something#I don't know what those two are doing it's just too much to ask#I need like an assistent or something to manage them for me#just like a little guy living in my head talking to my brain and my body and figuring out what the fuck I've done to piss them off now#and it's *assistant with another a. damn it guys this is English not German#I wanna watch more Dan I mean night court but jellyfin doesn't wanna work right now 😔 so I'm just watching the loading symbol going round#and round and round#kinda hypnottiyyifkfngbf#← keyboard didn't get it so I gave up. jypngotisingg ← but it did get that one?? what the hell. okay here it is. hypnotising#I'm a sleepy boy rn#so so sleepy#maybe I should paint actually#hmm
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So we all walk into work and BratBoy is there and he calls all the floor people for a meeting
Well apparently like everything else NewLady didnt think that applied to HER and didnt show up
Anyway he was just giving out our tasks for the day which the team leads usually do individually when we go get our equipment but whatever dude
So he's like okay Mar you're gonna help [relative coworker] count the pallets in the steel which okay fine cool whatever
And NetflixCoworker you're gonna work grocery (of fucking course)
So the three of us go "well is NewLady here?"
Yes.
"Then what's HER job?"
Well uh we're gonna have her count the merchandise under the tables :)
And all three of us went "SHE CANT" which made him confused and we were bitching ab how all she does is refold ONE TABLE a day and just does not think she has to work anywhere else but womens and only counts the boxes there ect
And I was like "and no one touches childrens so I do that but when I get the WHOLE section done. I get more done in 4 hours than she does in 8. And womens has maybe 6 items on each table, right? I. Have. Thirty. But yet she's allowed to get away with doing ONE TABLE all day? And not helping out?"
And he was like 😧 "that's the most you've said to me in the year that I've been here" agdhhdhd like well yeah I dont like you that's why
Anyway he was like okay okay well ill talk to her and we were like BUT SHE DOESNT LISTEN THATS THE PROBLEM!
And this fucker went "why are you all yelling at me? 😥"
To which one of the few people who were still around the tables went "oh trust me that's not NetflixCoworker yelling. You'd KNOW if she was yelling"
And [RC] was like "I'm not yelling I'm telling you why we're mad" and I said "trust me this isnt me yelling." To which RC was like yeah no trust me that's not her yelling sgdggdgdgd like shes pissed but shes not PISSED bc when I get really mad I get really loud
Anyways guess how long it took NewLady to start counting? 90 minutes. We had BratBoy talk to her, NetflixCoworker yelled at her, had BratBoy tell her AGAIN, and passive aggressively bitched ab her and FINALLY this bitch starts
Like you can recover when we open motherfucker we cannot COUNT like this when we are open let's GO
#whats really funny is i was avoiding NL yesterday bc i was just not fucking having it and didnt have the patience to deal with her and RC#had said the same thing later like i tried to not talk to her today bc i knew id start screaming at her if i did dgdgdgd like we both were#like no. not today#anyway thats the second? manager to fuck around and find out just how unsettling i can be when im mad bc im normally so quiet and cheery#like this 🤗 but thats my worksona avdggdgd piss me off you're gonna find out real quick that i aint like that when you push me too far#like how passive agressive i was when (formally) Goodmanager tried to explain that BaldBastard meant i should work in all areas#and i was like mkay do me a favor? and he was like sure! and i went (very flatly/holding back my anger which unsettles people agsgdg) go#take a look at childrens. bc thats what i come in to EVERY. DAY. and im the only one to do it and the only one who will not complain ab it.#but if you guys dont want me taking care of it then fine i wont touch it#and he was like 😶 dgdgdgdgdgdh#oh and CuteButAntiMasker is coming in for two days!#BratBoy was like yeah a manager who used to work here uh dan? is coming in for a few days and we all went DANIEL??!!!#marquilla#work talk
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note to self: sometimes, cheap drinks are worse
#dan talks tag#just bought like the cheapest drink on the menu and guys it is NASTY#:((#but also like who the FUCK is spending a whole 12 euros just so something tastes good#………..okay maybe me#but not rn
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the fact that there are people who genuinely believe amanda bynes had an abortion at thirteen (father of unborn child being dan schneider) is soooo fucking baffling to me. like besties one twitter account made that claim and like sure. i guess in theory anything’s possible. but if i see you saying that’s a fact with ur whole chest….. uve gotta go back to media literacy 101
#sobbing tbh#I keep seeing people on tiktok saying this and it’s KILLING ME#like yall all just heard that from each other!!!!!#apparently there’s a mild conspiracy theory that that Twitter account is secretly run by Amanda herself#but until I see her talking about it or some fucking evidence then it is simply not true#why would you say that though 😭😭😭😭😭 like of all the things to start a rumor about#like maybe im crazy but i feel like they would’ve locked dan up for that one#do you guys seriously believe her parents let her get an abortion KNOWING dan was the one who raped her and then DIDNT take him to court????#im begging you all to think for two seconds
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im now regularly dreaming about this speedy party it’s so deep in my subconscious with all the excitement
#is the guy who made the playlist gonna be there like bro i just wanna talk i just wanna be friends#j had to deal w me literally squealing with excitement while I played speedy songs at work yday#I am not okay#how am I going to explain to my family I have to leave their party to go to one for a music label#without them further assuming im a druggy like my parents#I don’t think my mate is coming w me should I say fuck it and befriend Dan Carey#im gonNa be a known face to them now with all the gigs I’m attending and the party and they follow me#omg god it’s like the warpaint inner circle ????????#when they knew certain people by name ???????#and would party together???????#can’t believe I never made inner circle. I was just friends w people in the inner circle#and not soon enough to be at the keira knightley party.#it’s been 7 years I’m still mad I missed it
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fools be blaming penny the 17 year old child for what happened with her and bojack completely ignoring charlotte her mother the grown ass adult who kept sending bojack a bunch of mixed into you signals wanting him to stay longer when he was about to leave, cuddling him , kissing him back, she was totally into him.
And she and was also dumb enough to let a grown ass 50 year old hang out with your kid after not seeing em in 20 years. I don't care if penny wanted it at the time the adults in her life failed her.. she has zero of the blame here.
I am not absolving bojack of the blame her its clearly on him too it was very fucked up.. ive just noticed no one ever talks about charlottes role and how its just weird to let out a grownass man hang with your kid after not seeing em for 20 years. ive read about situations of parents letting kids around celebs it never ends well. Penny is definitely not at fault here. just the two adults.. who failed her.
#i never see anyone talk about how its fucking weird charlotte lets bojack stay with them and hang out with her kid#its only just to defend bojack people want to pin it on penny when its clearly the adults who are at afault here#bojack horseman#penny did nothing wrong#charlotte#is charlotte to blame for what bojack did to penny? No not entirely but she is def at least 40 percent more to blame than penny#the ren and stimpy guy the kids got abused beause why? THE PARENTS LET HIM AROUJND THEIR KIDS#dan schidner abusing kids? THE PARENTS DONT CARE#bad parenting and a bad man penny gets zero of the blame#and i love bojack but he is def in the wrong a 100 times more than penny
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𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑, 𝐈 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 .ᐟ
them forgetting a date night.
starring. gojo, sukuna, toji x fem! reader
heads up. cursing, no fluff, sukuna can use a phone (bcs u taught him lol /j), sukuna calling u "woman"
note. haiii, how are you guys doing? make sure to take care of yourself!! i'm feeling a bit angsty today, so i'm gonna write a bit of angst. i miss gojo, like so much u guys :( i might make a part two for this btw hehe
──────〃★ 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔
the one thing you hated more than people being late was people who don't keep their promises — your boyfriend wasn't an exception to it. gojo's a busy man, you get it. for months you haven't been able to see him because he was so caught up in the jujutsu world; he saves people dan and night from lingering curses that it broke you a bit.
the jujutsu world treats him like a weapon; and you never liked it. despite your constant battering on him, trying to get him to quit and just settled in for a quiet life, he tells you that he can't. that people needed him, and you felt selfish.
but isn't it fine to be selfish sometimes?
clutching onto your phone, you'd tried dialing gojo's number at least six times before he answers. his voice groggy and slow, as if he had just woken up from a deep sleep, "huh . . . hello?"
you wanted to yell at him, especially because he was the one who has been reminding you about this particular date night — and he was the one to forget about it, "good sleep?" you ended up asking him, voice hard.
"y/n . . . why did you—"
"why did i call? oh, i don't know. maybe because my boyfriend stood me up for an hour and a half. i look like an idiot sitting here, satoru," you mutter out in embarrassment, avoiding the lingering gazes from both waiters and waitresses around you.
for the past hour, you've lost count of how many times you'd ask them to refill your glass of tea — embarrassing. then telling them you were waiting for someone when they tried to ask you if you were going to order anything since there were people waiting for a table, just for the said person not showing up.
"what time is— oh, fuck. baby, i'm so sorry, i fell asleep when i was work—"
before he could finish his words, you finished it for him, "working. i get it, you're always working. clearly, you don't have time for anything else, right?" you ask him, signaling the waiter nearby for the bill.
"baby, i know. i'm so sorry, i'm on my way, okay? please," he whispers. you could hear a few shuffling on the background; along with a few curses he muttered under his breath as he stumble over his feet, mind hazy from all the sudden movements he was doing despite just waking up.
"no need. i'm leaving the place," you mutter, walking out of the restaurant — heels clacking on the pavement, "and 'm leaving you, because clearly you're not ready for a relationship, so bye."
gojo yells out, "what? no, baby. i swear — i'll make it up to you, please. don't leave me . . ." he rambled on the same words over and over again, "where are you? i'm picking you up. please, can we talk about this? i'm sorry, i know i should've—"
"bye, satoru," and with that you ended the call.
──────〃★ 𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀 𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍
you fiddled the hem of your dress as you sat inside the almost closed restaurant, the last speck of hope you had on your boyfriend —sukuna— dissipating into hopelessness. standing up you walked over to the cashier, taking out your card to pay for the one glass of shrimp cocktail and one glass of white wine.
the cashier shot you a sympathetic look, and you didn't dare to look her into her eyes. face hard from embarrassment and shame, "thank you for coming, come again next time, ma'am . . ." she bids you goodbye as she returns your card.
walking out of the restaurant that now had the 'closed' sign flipped made your stomach churn in mixed feelings: anger, embarrassment, shame, sadness, everything all at once.
sinking your nails onto the palm of your hand, you muttered out strings of curses. you knew being in a relationship with someone who had no understanding to the concept of love was a hard thing — but honestly, you thought you got a hang of it. all this time you had been nothing but patient with sukuna, but maybe even that wasn't enough for him.
three hours. you sat alone inside the restaurant you booked for the both of you for three hours — each hour depleting your hope even more. and sukuna just managed to fuck it up even after he said he'd try. well, you should've underlined the keyword there: he said he'd try not that he'd come.
maybe you saw it coming yet it still disappointed you anyways.
your phone rang. even before you see who it was — you knew it's none other than sukuna. your heart screamed at you to answer his phone call, but your mind told you to leave it ringing because you were in no mood to talk to him. yet, at the end — you still pressed the answer button.
"what?"
"where are you?" his rough voice echoed through the line as you walked down the nearly empty street, holding onto your purse, "place's closed."
scoffing, you answered, "'f course it's closed, it's almost ten. i've been waiting for three hours, ryo. three hours."
you could hear him inhale sharply, "i was caught up with something, woman. where are you now?" he questioned. hearing a few car honking behind on the background, "where are you? answer me."
"doesn't matter, i left. and i'm leaving you, i was wrong thinking maybe i could've changed you — turns out, i couldn't. good luck to you," you mutter out sternly.
sukuna raised a brow, "y're kidding."
you weren't, and all he could hear next was the loud dial tune of the other line hanging up — now did he realize that this was all serious and you were actually leaving him for good.
──────〃★ 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈 𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎
you sighed, dialing toji for the first time of the night when he said that he was going to pick you up for a date, the phone rung for a while before going into voicemail. grumbling under your breath, you tried dialing him again for the second time, which ended up the same way.
all these time spent on makeup and picking out the best outfit — all for nothing as your boyfriend, toji failed to show up on time. angry, you tried calling him again for the third time, only for it to end up in voicemail yet again. this time you decided to leave a message for him.
"hey, you forgot. didn't you? hope you're happy with yourself, cause 'm not."
dating toji wasn't the easiest — but you love him, no matter what he was like. and it was stupid of you to do so, all this time you've defended his name against your friends' malice towards him, saying how he wasn't treating you well enough and that you deserved so much better.
despite all that, you love him. disregarding their words, retorting back to how toji treats you well, which he does — except for the times he tended to forget about everything, even you. maybe it was time to open your eyes and actually break up; because you did deserve better than this.
it would be a shame to let all this makeup go to waste, and so you hailed a cab and decided to go out for a treat. and made the best out of everything, that is until toji decided it would be the most convenient time to call you back amidst your little "me time".
wiping your hand on the napkin, you answered him, "huh, you're alive," you muttered out, huffing.
he sighs, "i forgot, sorry." you couldn't see him, but toji actually looked remorseful, already on his way out of his apartment to yours, "i'm on my way."
you chuckled, "doesn't matter. i left my house," you informed, taking a bite out of the crab meat, "so don't bother coming — and i don't think i don't deserve this kind of treatment from anyone, even you, toji. i'm breaking up with you because clearly you don't take this relationship as seriously as i am."
toji furrowed his brows, "i forgot, i fucked up, i can make it up. where are you right now?" he asks, his voice still as calm as cucumber. but the look on his face contradicted the tone of his voice.
"bye, toji. good luck."
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Why do I DO THIS TO MYSELF
#hersh talks#not venting or anything lol#im just upset that my characters are never fucking happy#like#i could change the story#but its fun to kick them across the room and watch them fumble to the floor and land in the family guy death pose#definitely drawing dan in that pose later lmao
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okay buckle up chuckle fucks here is everything i remember from tonight (absolutely missing some stuff)
- before dan comes on he introduces himself over the speaker stating that he asked phil to do it and phil said no because he didn’t want to be sat behind a curtain for an hour
- dan comes on stage and stands in the big church plinth thing (iconic)
- he tells a story about how he went to a&e the day before yesterday because he had sore eyes. says phil was trying to get him to put eye drops in but he was being very dramatic so whilst on the phone to 111 phil knelt over him lying on the bathroom floor holding his eyes open to put drops in. dan then went to hospital to check it and everything’s fine (lol) he just needed some special eyedrops. phil did not accompany him and dan had to cross a dual carriageway on his own whilst not being able to see well (i doubt he will ever let it go)
- here is a diagram i drew on the way home to depict said event
- it is also giving this
- spoke about the butt chair. union chapel said they did not have any furniture for him to borrow so he had to bring his own - he bought the butt chair from his bedroom and a lil plant to decorate. said phil carried the plant to the car but made dan get the chair in the uber and then said “okay have fun at work sweetie” (this was said jokey but we died nonetheless)
- he then talks about pissyourselffordan trending and how he had to explain to harper collins what the actual fuck was happening on stan twt. apparently they were glad the fans were supportive and he has an engaged audience but they were not going to use the hashtag in the promo. called the whole scenario pissgate and the crowd chanted piss at him
- he was told there was wine and advertised wine before realising alcohol was not allowed in the church. he then got given a sprite and everyone screamed that it was piss
- talked about the book and the previous release, how weird covid was, talked about the photoshoot for the book cover and the graphic design. said he didn’t love the pics because they were super dramatic. someone shouted “it’s cunty” he replies: “oh it’s cunty is it?” then realises he said cunty in a church which was a big lol
- he then read the new chapters, several mentions of phil not being supportive and abandoning him at the hospital (he talked about phil a lot it was very sweet)
- then brought out dan’s slit (box used to put questions in before the show)
- the questions i can remember include but are not limited to:
- what was the weirdest position you wrote the book in: “cheeks out in an armchair curled up over my laptop, you might think your scrolling posture is okay now but when you hit thirty you will all be broken”
- fave comfort show: “the office - is the office a bit millennial? it isn’t as millennial as friends. ross being offended by a manny? that’s where my internalised homophobia is from”
- how has the gaming channel affected your mental health? A: he is finding it a lot more sustainable than before because of help with editing, but will see where it goes
- will he ever judge drag race: he didn’t want to when he was asked because he didn’t want to be exposed to more speculation about his sexuality at the time, same with strictly come dancing
- how do you cope with feeling lonely whilst surrounded by people: talked about how online friends are truly real friends and distance doesn’t have to determine friendship levels. says it is important to notice the friendships even that aren’t close
- i can’t remember the question but he said that phil has to remind him of some of the stuff that is in ywgttn when he struggles “i literally learnt the word catastrophising from your book dan come on”
- another tour? “do you guys want that” *screaming* “what would it be?” *dan and phil games screams* “well 👀👀”
- are we going to get more sister daniel: *everyone loses their minds* “maybe i should have done it for the church but it is far too exposing under the spotlight”
- did you work in the asda in Lower Earley: “what in the baby reindeer? yes i did”
- then went to the insta questions that were too inappropriate for the audiobook including
- piss
- will you wear wigs
- when will you wear wigs
- how long is your big toe “six centimetres - i don’t have a big toe im just a long person”
- pee pee poo poo time
- what were the other names for the book: “you will get through this was a bit cliche, you will get through this night? she is sexy and mysterious. at first we wanted to call it “you are messed up read this to fix your issues” but then realised the book was more serious in tone after it was finished so went with ywgttn instead”
- i genuinely can’t remember most of these i think i dissociated a lil at this point if anyone remembers please add
- then read the author’s note at the end of the paper back, talking about how lockdown impacted him and was a big scary thing and also how incredible it is to see people recommend it, find it useful, have therapists recommend it etc. “it is an honour to have created this”
- took a selfie with everyone
- someone gave him a bouquet of flowers and he said “aww you guys are so gay”
- then said “if you enjoyed seeing me in person… i’ll see you again very soon”
this is everything i remember off the top of my head so people please feel free to add what i have forgotten!!
and here are all the pics i got!!
#dnp#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#dapg#ywgttn#dan howell#phil lester#phan#dnpgames#dapgames
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