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alcowarlock · 9 months
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radiance1 · 10 months
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Hey ya'll back on my bullshit again!
So this time if this idea doesn't get outta control it'll mostly be focusing on Danny and Bruce!!!
Danny is gonna be younger here by the by, maybe like 10.
So after being accidently hit by on of his parents inventions, big ol' Danny-o sometimes gets these dreams about some random ass old man. He doesn't know who he is, nor why this is happening, but he mostly just goes along with it.
Most of the time they just spend the time there in silence, not really doing anything and just existing around each other until one day Danny let slip that he fights people on the regular.
Most of them being other people in a dream, who he assumes are ghosts. He manages to hold his own decently well, even without powers of his own.
Plus, he can even take his parents stuff into the dreams!
Sure he sometimes loses, but that's really not the point here.
but the man does not like it.
Danny doesn't get it, considering he can kick ass, take names, and it is just a dream after all.
So imagine his surprise when that old man, who he's known for a while and dare he say can perhaps even be called a friend, takes a fighting stance and tells him to come at him.
He asked if the guy was sure, the guy nodded, he told him not to regret anything when he gets his ass handed to him, the guy said nothing and motioned for him to attack and Danny went for it.
Not even a few moments later and he's insanely embarrassed he got his ass handed to him. Like, it was over before he even began and Danny didn't even know what happened.
So of course, being who he is and knowing this guy for a while. He very obviously asks the guy to teach him his ways and he must be insanely charming because the guy didn't even hesitate to say yes!
It was like, a few more dreams in that he finally asked for the guy's name. He said his name was Bruce, and that he was traveling the world and learning every martial art currently still existing.
Danny instantly grew to like him more after that. Sure, his mom's a blackbelt, and sure she taught him to kick major ass before she got dragged into her inventions, and sure she doesn't train with him or spend time with him anymore because of that-
Wait he's rambling.
Anyways.
So the guy asked him if he was taught martial arts, since he does have a pretty solid foundation. Danny said yes and then talked about his mom, because anytime to gush about how much of a badass she is, is one he's gonna take.
Somewhere along that rant it turned into a rant about his parents, and then their inventions, and then it turned into his sister and then it turned towards the ghosts he fights and how he beats them up really well and how his parents inventions really helps and then it turned towards that one time he got hit by one of his parents inventions which is why all these people appear in these dreams-
Bruce motions for him to stop, and then asks what Danny means by being hit by one of his parents inventions.
Danny stops, then gets real sheepish about it. Because really, it was kinda technically his fault that he got hit since he did sneak into his parents lab while they were out and accidently messed with something unfinished.
Bruce asked how Danny got into their lab. To which Danny said pretty easily since he already cracked the passcode for their 'secret' lab, and yea sure they didn't know that and sure he shouldn't really be in there in the first place without them knowing, but it's not like they know where he is most of the time.
Then Danny gets frustrated and say that they changed the passcode, so now he has to crack it again and he can't ask Jazz for help since she's too busy with school, but it's not like he really needs her help because he's plenty smart on his own but it would be nice-
Bruce doesn't say anything while Danny takes the conversation to an entirely different place than it started. His face only growing dark, as he quietly listened to Danny now going on about how to not fight a living jelly because they are vicious.
Which is another cause for concern, frankly.
Bruce has noticed that Danny has a tendency to just. Ramble about random things for hours if he isn't stopped, and is extremely surprised when Bruce actually listened whenever he stopped to take a breath.
He does wonder who exactly this boy's parents are however.
So then this keeps going on for a while, with Danny and Bruce either training martial arts or just talking (more so Danny rambling on about his day or anything really and Bruce just listening and commenting here or there.) and existing.
Then when Danny turned 11 he tells Bruce about how his parents got this huuuuuge mysterious donation that let them buy parts to make this super-mega-awesome invention of theirs that's supposed to be some kind of portal or something.
Which Danny is a bit jealous over because his parents are spending less and less time out of their lab, but that's besides the point.
Sometimes he also shows Bruce blueprints on things his parents worked on and then left unfinished because they lost interest in it or just don't see how they can work it out.
And Bruce, being the super-mega-awesome-nice friend he is, looked them over and then tweaked them a bit here and there and then they just worked!
(Also yes, he did indeed crack his parents code again and stole some of their parts to make said inventions but hey what they don't know won't hurt them and plus he can take it into his dreams.)
Some very, very rare times, Danny showed Bruce some of his own blueprints that he tried to make. Because if he showed an interest in inventions then maybe, just, maybe he'll be able to spend more time with his parents.
But anyways.
He showed them to Bruce, and they kinda just sat there figuring out how to make Danny's dreams become a reality. Then over time Danny just, sorta stopped showing his parents blueprints and more of his own.
They still trained of course, but it was really cool to just, tell someone his ideas and for them to actually listen.
And sure, he could tell his mom and dad but they have the attention span of a goldfish when it isn't anything ghost related (no hate indented but it's just facts.) and Jazz is really busy with her own life too and also a bit... smothery.
And he didn't really have any other friends since no one really wants to take to the child of the resident ghost hunters. There is those two friends he knows online, but he doesn't wanna ruin anything by just showing blueprints.
So telling Bruce was something he took readily too after he reacted well the first time he showed him his first blueprint. Hell, it didn't even need to be a blueprint for a weapon, it could be anything and Bruce would still find a way to help him.
Eventually it shifted from Blueprints of weapons and household items, to ones of spaceships and stuff meant to mimic the stars. Then conversation shifted from everyday stuff to space and it's many wonders and how cool it is.
Danny talked, and Bruce listened.
Bruce trained him, and so Danny fought.
Danny trusted an adult for once in his life, and Bruce gave him every reason to trust him.
Bruce helped Danny with his ideas, and in turn Danny gave him a distraction from most of the pain and worry of what's happening in Gotham until he can go back and help.
Danny found a place he can just let go in, and Bruce allowed him that space.
Which made it oh so terrible whenever he lost everything.
Well, not everything. But it sure felt that way to Danny.
It was when he turned 12, telling his friends online about how his parents completed this craaaaazy new invention that apparently should open a portal to, somewhere he isn't sure.
One of his friends told him he should totally go check it out and tell them if it works or not. It didn't really take much convincing since he also wanted to check it out too.
The pain was overwhelming.
Feeling his body be defiled by electricity and then slowly disintegrate while he could still feel everything and then not feeling anything from his limbs after and yet still being alive and then suddenly feeling again after he couldn't was so overwhelming and the pain was still there and-
Nobody was in the house at the time, his parents out for the day and Jazz hanging out with her friends. So no one could hear him scream.
Then there he was, in the air trying to remember how to breathe only to realize he wasn't breathing-
Then he dropped to the ground and found he could breathe as air forced itself into his lungs until he started feeling light headed and passed out.
Later when woke up he told his friends that it never worked, and stayed away from it for awhile.
Later when he was asleep he didn't see Bruce anywhere, nor any of those ghosts he fights at all.
He didn't think much of it, maybe Bruce just wasn't sleeping.
He thought the same when a few days past by and still no signs of Bruce.
He distracted himself with fighting the ghosts from his dreams that came from his parents portal that he forces back to the zone.
A single day multiplied as it turned to a week, and then that week turned into weeks and then a month and then that month turned into months-
-And he hasn't seen Bruce in so long that he just doesn't get why he couldn't find him. He searched his dreams, not seeing hide nor hair of Bruce and spent his days awake fighting ghosts since his parents homeschool him even though they spend most of their time in their lab and it's him who homeschools himself and sometimes he has to run from his parents because they also attack and hunt him-
But it doesn't matter.
He kept searching for Bruce until he couldn't. He kept searching past when he couldn't.
Sometimes he couldn't help those few thoughts that creep into his brain whenever he stares up at the ceiling and can't sleep.
That maybe Bruce finally got tired of him and that he doesn't care about him anymore and stopped wishing to meet him and abandoned him for another child who isn't like him and can actually be normal and isn't a freak who can't do anything right.
Sometimes Danny lets himself stew in those thoughts.
Danny doesn't like thinking about them that much.
Bruce will be back. He just has to wait. Friends wait for their friends and besides he already has two other friends and yea he can't meet up with them in person but still.
It was when he encountered this one ghost while going past the boundaries of his own dream in search of his Friend that he was told that Bruce wasn't ever going to come to his dream, that he can't come back to his dream anymore.
Now, Danny is smart. Maybe not as smart as his parents or Jazz, but he has something in his brain and he knows that what this ghost is saying is probably true and that he should just accept but-
He just can't.
He doesn't want to.
Bruce couldn't have abandoned him. He's probably still looking for him right now in his own dream and Danny would be such a bad friend if he didn't continue looking.
But then he was told that Bruce wasn't looking for him, because this Bruce person never existed in the first place.
Danny didn't want to believe it. He couldn't.
Bruce wasn't a figment of his imagination.
He just couldn't be.
Bruce was his friend. He's his friend and he was real.
So obviously this ghost is lying.
Until he found out that he wasn't because this ghost knows the dreams of every person on the planet and the Bruce that he knows was never one of them and Danny.
Danny couldn't take that.
This ghost was lying. he just had to be. Bruce is his friend and he's real and he's been with him for so long and he couldn't help him if he wasn't real and everything they've done together was real.
Bruce was real.
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He woke up.
He didn't move. Didn't do anything. He just stared up at the ceiling of his room while light shined from beyond his curtains and he should be getting up but he just can't and then it got dark and little stars and planets and blackholes and supernova's played across his ceiling and it was the first thing he and Bruce made together and-
He started crying. He couldn't even sob. He just laid there, watching his pride and joy dance across the ceiling of his room for minutes and then hours.
When the first ray of sunrise tried to peek throw his window was when he finally managed to drag himself out of bed. He took the invention and one of his parent's bat, went to the back of the house and hit it again and again until he felt better.
He didn't feel better.
He did the same to everything else he and Bruce made.
Nothing ever made him feel better.
So instead, he threw himself into fighting all the ghosts that came through the portal. Every fight marked victory, and victory meant injuries because that's just how things worked.
Victories used to give him joy. Because he could go back to Bruce and tell him everything about it and get praised for it.
Now he can't.
He can't tell his parents. He can't tell his sister. He can't tell anyone.
Nobody cares about him anymore, and that's just sometime he has to accept now.
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ambelle · 5 months
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People really think it helps their ship to downplay Bamon. Like yes by all means block me because why are you claiming some random ship did XYZ better in the bamon tag? You couldn’t just do that in your ship tag bruh?
Just as full of shit as Julie Plec.
SydCarmy was not canon in a book series the show is based on. Syd’s actress is not being terrorized by showrunners and writers. The fandom isn’t currently calling Syd’s actress a monkey nigger on twitter. She didn’t have her coworkers and showrunner laugh in her face while she was on the verge of tears in videotaped interviews. Show me the videos of Syd’s actress crying her eyes out because her hair was mocked on set.
This is in no way the same situation. Not even close. Y’all were clearly not there .
Why do you have to downplay everything Kat dealt with, all the bamon scenes, and all the racist shit bamon fans dealt with in order to talk about your ship.
If the bamon fandom was still active y’all would have gotten cussed clean tf out.
FOH
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Edit : Folks seem lost. If you mad block me. If you want this post removed have that other person get their bs out the bamon tag ❤️. It’s that simple. Enjoy your ship though.
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Me when 70 (part 3):
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sin-de-quill · 18 days
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I have been blessed by the brainrot -> better art bug. Yeehaw
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cerenemuxse · 8 months
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Sketch Dump #5
bunch of choo-choos. mentally ill for them frfr
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(Concept sketch of Emily [left] and James [right] of an early concept of a story)
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(Screenshot redraw of a scene from Hunt the Truck - Season 22)
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(Sketch of Jacqueline)
(Scene from "Bittersweet," an EoSR story published on Ao3)
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(Rough pen sketch of Meade)
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void-dreaming · 2 years
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Say what you will about Venti/ Barbatos, at least he helps us, which is asking a lot from the other Archons so far, considering Rex Lapis was swept up in the problem for Liyue, and Ei was the problem in Inazuma.
We don't even know what's up with Tinkerbell over there yet.
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msboutofcontext · 2 years
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jade-curtiss · 10 months
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I would mutual my lawyers, i'd trash talk, they'd shark me it would be great roundabout.
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cherrycreamfairy · 1 year
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When some rando thinks they're hot shit when they've clearly have zero experience in drawing:
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flammenxci · 2 years
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In light of recent events I am seriously thinking about buying an MMA dummy I can body slam.
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leviathanswingman · 1 year
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ah yes trying to reach a doctor when you’ve moved to a new city, also known as
i’d rather die 
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ajarofpickledtears · 2 years
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the feel when you're doing something kinda delicate, like trying to pick up a bead, or putting an object into something - and then your hand decides to just jerk af like bish, I'm trying to work here
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jenrenfield · 2 years
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the amount of people that unfollowed me in the last couple of days....love that for you!
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mrstsung · 2 years
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Not all iterations of a character are created equal (sorry not sorry)
Not everyone has to like all forms of said character
Not everyone has to get along
Not everyone agrees with you
And no matter how many posts you make
There are people who still aint gonna like that version of said character
Stop trying to guilt trip people into liking something they don't. And stop trying to say people can't criticize a characterization of a character or piece of media.
Like fr.
I love usually all forms of media of mk. Usually. But they aren't above critique. Just because you like something doesn't mean you have to blindly love it. And just because a few things are bad about mk,don't mean its all bad either.
But to say i should love all forms of a character just because YOU DO,is just kinda guilt tripping. And thats not cool. I know its not intended. But y'all need to watch that.
You don't even have to like all the stuff i write or do.
I never intended y'all to like this blog or what i do. Y'all do. And i appreciate it. But fr i made this blog to simp over my faves. More so shang tsung. But ya know.
Like you like what y'all like.
But what we aint gonna do here is passive aggressively tell others to like something or a character or form of a character that they don't even have to like.
Don't be rude ok?
Just love your faves,and let it be.
Some people's "hot takes" aint really so hot.
It's ok to disagree. Its ok to not like everything about a piece of media. Ok?!
People have different opinions,Deal with it.
The world doesn't revolve around you.
And we'll be fine without you telling us what character and what media we can and don't wanna consume.
Thank you.
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vroomvroomwee · 9 months
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In all seriousness, the non binary representation in this season is probably the best nonbinary representation I have ever seen in media.
Starting from Aziraphale not assuming Muriels pronouns and referring to them with they/them like it's the most normal thing in the world.
To Crowley (and Shax) using Beelzebubs pronouns so so so effortlessly.
No major talks like "What do you mean they?""I'm not a he/she I'm a they.""Huh? A what?" "Mom, dad *major inhale with tears streaming down their face* I'm non binary"
No "I'm non binary and it is so so so difficult whatever will I do with my life."
Beelzebub not needing to correct or remind anyone of their pronouns.
Misgendering being completely defenestrated
Non binary people being in the background and also being in the spotlight
Non binary people actually having personalities, feelings, thoughts and their own problems and not just being there for the character progression of cis people. (Or as a cash grab)
Just non binary people naturally existing. It's beautiful.
Edit: ALSO one of the two main characters (the two BOTH being actually non binary, like dafuq? You don't have that ANYWHERE else) outwardly stating they're non binary in a very casual and not at all heavy way
And the different types of non binary being recognised. He/him Crowley and Aziraphale, they/them Beels, Saraqael and the magic shopkeepers' spouse (both of whom are polyamorous!), she/they God, he/they Satan etc.
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