thinking about how Erwin and prowl would interact if they ever met,,,,,,just thinking about humanformers and aot in general,,,,,,eirhghehifmldm

here is h20 someday i am going to have a yule tree with my partner and i will go back to ptown and get another merman as a special treat and i hope to have a tasteful little collection but until then he kinda stays in his box so he doesn’t get damaged but listen i fucking love him

the thing about the trans joke in the barbie movie (when shes talking to the construction workers, not at the end cuz i dont rly consider that a trans joke) is that IF the rest of the film felt like it existed in a world where gay/trans people were more than a punchline/gotcha, it could have actually been funny

he just keeps getting dilfier and dilfier HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING LIVE???

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U okay bestie

IVE GOT A MOMMY KINK NOW FOR TERRA CAUSE OF YOU?!? AND NOW A DADDT KINK FOR BUMP CAUSE OF YOU?!?!

ARE YOU GOING TO PUT THEM BEINF SEXY TOGETHER IN THE NEXT PIC?!?! MOMMY AND DADDY KINK IN ONE PIC?!?

Uuuuuuuh.... no comment?

fake dating aus? broke. real relationships that no one belives? WOKE skts but omi really does go to another school in another prefactuere, omi has zero social media presence and no one believe atsumu. everyone is just out there belieiveing atsumu is kinda pathetic for making up a fake raltiosnhip in their mind and sending themselves gifts from 'its really from omi-kun!!" atsumus friends try to intervene and say its ok to not be in a relationship u know atsumus and atsumu is just out there fighting for their life trying to show proof, except omi sucks and doesnt let atsumu take pictures , when atsumu has finally had enough theyre like FINE HERES omikun number text them urself bt dumb dummy atsumu gives the number wrong and its to some takeout in tokyo, osamu is like wow dude this is even more pathitc than i thought possibke. afgy v kindly contruibuted tht they tease atsumu and say that Suna couldnt find omi on the internet so omi must not exist, excet they do find an article abt a sakusa kiyoomi from like the 2010s and its a 50yo famrer that grew a really big tomato in another prefactuee, they start teasing atsumu extra hard saying that atsumu found a farmer sugar daddt

(im sorry for the typos my backspace key just broke rip)

This would make a great oneshot crack fic

guys should i get a sugar daddt

Handcuffs are for restrictions purposes so rope is used too. There's also the maid/master kink, daddt/mommy kink, and a weird one is no underwear

WAIT, THERE'S A NO UNDERWEAR KINK, WHAT-

I'm familiar with the 'Daddy/Mommy' kink (used it in my TsuruRei one-shot) and master thingy, but holy shit, no underwear?

Can I ask two questions about the village/ kingdom that Gai occupies (and seems to be a favorite spot for the gods).

One: does it have a name? I keep thinking Konoha (because canon) but maybe you came up with your own name.

Two: This seems like a very accepting society in terms of gender identity and sexuality. Has that always been the case, and if so, is it possible children are not given/ referred to a gender until they are 5-6 years old when they understand the basics of gender? I could see them in very gender neutral clothing for the first 11 years of their life, then picking more gendered cloths when they get to puberty and understand who they want to be. Maybe there's even a ceremony when kids figure out their gender and they have a party after visiting Iruka's/Kakashi's/Yamato's temple. Or because being trans has been so ingrained in the culture/ widely accepted, its as simple as going "mom I'm a boy." And them being all "cool. We're having brussel sprouts tonight son."

Both also makes sense world building, especially as it goes back to nearly the start of the village, when Kakashi told 1st Gai about being a boy and not knowing how to tell his daddt all those years ago, and Gai, who may have been the leader of his tribe at that point (or at least in high standing), full on introduced the concept to his people and they were all like "Oo! Sounds cool!" And thus early gender identy traditions were made partially to encourage little Kakashi to talk to his dad, and to show it was okay and feel more welcome. (There was a reason Kakashi adored his best human friend so much! Multiple reasons actually. ). And it becomes more ingrained in the society as it advanced and gods like Iruka and Yamato also became trans/ gender neutral. And the people follow the gods example.

Of course the acceptance could vary as times change. I could see the fascist regime that full on sprouted between between Merchant Gai's and Rogue Gai's lifetimes, trying to make things less accepting for more control of the citizens. (Or maybe that just wasn't something they cared about.)

Ohhh so many good questions.

I have never given the village a name, but i’d be more likely to go with Tonika (which is a village in the Naruto verse!)

It’s not a giant village and is never the powerhouse of actual power (powerhouse of medical breakthroughs and education would be more its thing) but also it’s just never interacted with by the other villages outside of small exchanges through merchants

Since you know, the illness.

So it’s more of a small village that’s usually left to its. Own devices. Obv other villages have tried to take it over, but that has never worked out for them since Tonika has a great dragon protector.

As for the Gender identity, i really like the idea of it steaming sort of from Kakashi’s own journey and his mortal friend being the most supportive friend ever

For clothing, honestly at around 2 a kid can tell you what they want to wear so i would say the people jus dress them in whatever until the kid starts showing a preference for what they like and asking for certain clothing/styles

It breaks down a lot of gender barriers other places have because even the kids who arn’t trans are comfortable wearing whatever they want.

It’s also the village that has a sort of shrine/place in a temple to each trans god so that everyone knows them. You have Kakashi, Iruka, Yamato, Hinata, Sai, Neji, Rin. People can go to see whichever god they want/who they might identify with more because of their specific gender journey.

I do think during the ‘ruinous reign’ that there was a lot of knowledge restriction and book burnings. However, i think there were some things even the most bigoted leader could not restrict because it was ingrained in the culture. To restrict it would require a lot of people being killed. I think perhaps the king might have tried it once and found his way blocked by a very protective god/goddess (i could see Kakashi and Tsunade pulling up to protect the people of the village, or both. That could be fun too)

They can’t change the situation, but there’s only so much they will stand by and allow and outright slaughter of the village they love so much is an absolute no.