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ikkosu · 3 minutes
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You guys really liked my last poll so
#NO
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ikkosu · 13 minutes
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You guys really liked my last poll so
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ikkosu · 25 minutes
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ok now he can't let me go because he touched my head so therefore he must give me head pats forever
AAIAHDHDJD you’re just clinging to his finger and he tries to shake you off but you stay on anyway
“What are you doing, you incessant pest?? Get off of me now before I decide I could use a snack.”
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ikkosu · 26 minutes
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Ikko, I am literally losing my mind over Pharma being a pissy jealous bitch falling for his darling medic because they outshined him and freed everyone, like how dare they look so hot while doing that😒, he doesn’t know if he wants to kill them or get freaky with them. Sorry, sorry the way you write pharma makes me lose it
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AHSJAJA compy I am going to devour that itty little kitty from the palm of my hand /j (tiny!!!)
😈😈ough ho ough YESS Ive had this idea for some time. I'm always a sucker for the 'i hate you but I also want to fuck you,,,,hatefully' lmao. he'd fit that trope so well,,,,hnngngfnf. 👀 Might write the aftermath of that part when I have the energy too,,,,some steamy hateful things are going to transpire ehejkekw
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ikkosu · 36 minutes
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
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How you dying 👀
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ikkosu · 37 minutes
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why is prowl so damn hot ugaghhhahahshhshshshshshs hnggggggggg whyyyyyyy whyyyyyyy
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ikkosu · 44 minutes
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Q: Optimus, will you be looking for Sam Witwicky? The reports of the Cemetery Wind could be untrue.
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И оригинал на русском. Q: Оптимус, будешь ли ты искать Сэма Уитвики? Сводки могильщиков могли быть неправдой.
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ikkosu · 2 hours
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What I wouldn't give to be held sososo gently, and carefully by Optimus. Like, almost every iteration of him is super kind, and nice. (Within reason haha.) I like to think it'd be nice for him to have a physical reminder of his efforts to save Earth, and his kind being appreciated. Just, cuddling up to his chassis, and telling him he's doing a good job. And also, that he needs to get some sleep, bc I KNOW he keeps himself up at night with worry that something bad's going to happen the second he closes his optics to recharge.
🥺 WAAAAA YESSSS
Optimus is so painfully aware of all of his movements around you. How massive he is compared to you, and how any small movement from him could jostle you around. Sometimes his thoughtfulness is so regular you barely take notice of it, but when you’re up close to him like this lying on his chassis, his self consciousness becomes all too clear.
You tell him to relax as he watches you closely, settling a hand over you but never fully resting it down for fear of crushing you. You might have been small, but you weren’t made of glass. You would be fine. And slowly, hesitantly, Optimus obliges you. He rests his gigantic metal hand gently over you like a big weighted blanket. You can feel the heat radiating off of his plating without him even having to try, just the natural emission from his warm, running engine inside him.
You cuddle up closer to him, lulled into security by the low thrum of his spark, buried deep inside of him. You tell him to close his eyes, to try and sleep, cause you would be there to protect him. Optimus almost chuckles at the notion— it was usually the other way around. But as you drifted off onto his chassis, he felt the matrix hum something within him. Like a reassurance, or a confirmation that the little human lying on his chest was right. It was okay to go to sleep tonight.
And so, with a breath and a thumb rubbing gently at your back, Optimus shuts his optics and falls asleep too.
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ikkosu · 2 hours
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What I wouldn't give to be held sososo gently, and carefully by Optimus. Like, almost every iteration of him is super kind, and nice. (Within reason haha.) I like to think it'd be nice for him to have a physical reminder of his efforts to save Earth, and his kind being appreciated. Just, cuddling up to his chassis, and telling him he's doing a good job. And also, that he needs to get some sleep, bc I KNOW he keeps himself up at night with worry that something bad's going to happen the second he closes his optics to recharge.
🥺 WAAAAA YESSSS
Optimus is so painfully aware of all of his movements around you. How massive he is compared to you, and how any small movement from him could jostle you around. Sometimes his thoughtfulness is so regular you barely take notice of it, but when you’re up close to him like this lying on his chassis, his self consciousness becomes all too clear.
You tell him to relax as he watches you closely, settling a hand over you but never fully resting it down for fear of crushing you. You might have been small, but you weren’t made of glass. You would be fine. And slowly, hesitantly, Optimus obliges you. He rests his gigantic metal hand gently over you like a big weighted blanket. You can feel the heat radiating off of his plating without him even having to try, just the natural emission from his warm, running engine inside him.
You cuddle up closer to him, lulled into security by the low thrum of his spark, buried deep inside of him. You tell him to close his eyes, to try and sleep, cause you would be there to protect him. Optimus almost chuckles at the notion— it was usually the other way around. But as you drifted off onto his chassis, he felt the matrix hum something within him. Like a reassurance, or a confirmation that the little human lying on his chest was right. It was okay to go to sleep tonight.
And so, with a breath and a thumb rubbing gently at your back, Optimus shuts his optics and falls asleep too.
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ikkosu · 2 hours
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ok now he can't let me go because he touched my head so therefore he must give me head pats forever
AAIAHDHDJD you’re just clinging to his finger and he tries to shake you off but you stay on anyway
“What are you doing, you incessant pest?? Get off of me now before I decide I could use a snack.”
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ikkosu · 2 hours
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Panty stealing 🧐
Panty stealing with bots youd never expect 😏
Like imagine Ultra Magnus finding his human crush’s underwear and is so conflicted. He wants to, no needs to, return them but god they’re used and smell just like them. He quickly stashes them away for use around his spike later then guiltily trying to scrub his transfluid stains out of them but there is no hope in getting that out. So now he has to choose between keeping them (and most definitely using them again repeating the cycle) or returning suspiciously stained panties to his crush
Rung finding his crush’s underwear and immediately stashing it away out of embarrassment. The guilt he feels for stealing their undies but he kind of gets off on that feeling too. The whole taboo of it all kind of excites him and he ends up keeping them in his desk drawer. When you come to visit him just goofing around with your bestie Rung completely unknowing to the transfluid stained panties he has in his desk drawer
Megatron finding his crush’s underwear and not knowing how to go about returning it. How bad would it look for mr “let’s bring our war to earth and murder some humans about it” to have the only human on the Lost Light’s underwear. Him fiddling with the fabric while writing down right nasty poetry about his crush. Him sniffing his little human’s underwear as he falls into recharge and wakes up with his spike pressing against the inside of his modesty panel
Thank for coming to my being gross ted talk 🧎
Omgggdhhc these scenarios fit them all so well, especially since they’re the mechs you’d least expect to do it. The Rung one especially, I could never imagine him doing something like that but the way described here yeah I see it AHDGDH. Also mngnfhf megatron sniffing the human’s underwear as he falls asleep,, maybe it’s the scent kink enjoyer in me but hoo boy
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ikkosu · 3 hours
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can carrion rub my little head with his big talons plsth
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“Hmph… very well, I suppose.”
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ikkosu · 3 hours
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ok now he can't let me go because he touched my head so therefore he must give me head pats forever
AAIAHDHDJD you’re just clinging to his finger and he tries to shake you off but you stay on anyway
“What are you doing, you incessant pest?? Get off of me now before I decide I could use a snack.”
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ikkosu · 5 hours
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A proud tradition.
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