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callsign-relic · 1 day
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Humans having minibot friends is so adorable and silly to me because they’re not terribly huge compared to them, like two or three times their size maybe, so it’s like having a squishier american girl doll for your coworker
Also I like the weird sense of scale of the minibot casually speaking to a full sized mech who’s multiple times their size and just enormous, while the human whose hand they’re holding is just awed and maybe unsettled by the difference, especially if the big mech doesn’t even talk to them. Idk it’s compelling to me
WKDHDHS SQUISHY AMERICAN GIRL DOLL 😭 but yes this is so true!! And cute omg
Hooogghhh that last bit gave me a great visual.,, a minibot and human working together around the base, and the pair of them have to go to a full sized bot to get something they need for whatever assignment they’re working on. The minibot’s leading the human around, thus why the human’s holding the minibot’s hand— their hand only wrapping around one or two of minibot’s fingers, as their hand was still quite large in comparison.
The two of them stride up to the full sized bot, and the closer they get, the more the human has to reel their head back. The human mainly worked with on the human side of human-bot relations within the base, usually only seeing their minibot partner when it came to interactions with the bots. So to just stride up to one of the full sized bots so casually, the human is reminded just how large this species was. And how tiny humans really were in the sense of the universe.
“…how’s it been workin’ with the humans, by the way?” The big bot asks, snapping the human out of their daze. “I hear they can be kinda finicky.”
“Hey, I’ve got one right here with me, you know.” The minibot swings their hand forward, pulling you a little closer up to the front. The big bot’s gaze finally lands on you, blinking as if they were taken aback.
“Oh! Oh, sorry. I hadn’t even seen you there.” From there the big bot takes a knee to be polite and introduce themself, but the human’s still shocked throughout the entire rest of the conversation. The human was right there, yet the bot didn’t even notice them till the minibot pointed them out. Imagine if the bot had started walking, taking a step forward right in the human’s direction— they’d be crushed with the bot none the wiser.
The human tries not to take anymore assignments to the bot side of the base until they can process what happened HAHAHA
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callsign-relic · 3 days
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thinking about prowl tied up and angry while his tiny human teases him 👀
GPGIEUWHDIDHE IKKLOCICHIF IKKO PLS
Prowl on his knees, his weepy spike already starting to drip transfluid down its side, yet he’s tied with his arms and legs behind his back and he can’t do a single thing about it.
Meanwhile, the teensy little human stalks around him. Watching his chest heave up and down with angered breaths, his abdomen stretching and relaxing with every force of effort he used to futilely try and escape. All the human can do is laugh.
“What?” Prowl spits, “is this funny to you?”
“Oh, no, not at all,” the human assures him, stepping right before his spike. Slowly, they run their delicate fingers along his tip, and immediately the mech is shuddering and gasping in his spot. They even dip a finger into his slit, and that just causes more transfluid to start sputtering out. “Well. Maybe a little.”
The human locks eyes with Prowl as they give the underside of his spike a playful little lick. The police bot wanted nothing more than to grab the human right there and rub them against his spike until he burst, but these damn bindings were too tight… and worst of all, the human knew that, and used it to toy with him.
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callsign-relic · 2 days
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I want that cop bot bent over a table pegged 😔🙏 I want him degraded and whimpering
Omg so true Ikko
Just imagine Prowl being made a total mess of himself as he’s bent over on his own work desk in his office. “You wouldn’t dare,” he hisses back at you, but you don’t even need to say anything— your actions speaking plenty loud for you. The police bot howls as something thick enters him from behind, as he grips the table beneath him with enough force it bends the metal surface.
“Aw, what’s the matter, officer?” You purr from behind him, making sure to speak loud enough that he hears it over his own whimpers. “Can’t take it from behind? For such a tough bot, you sure talk big, but you can’t back it up.”
Prowl can only muster up a growl, wanting desperately to have some words of his own to bite back at you, but each thrust from you only makes his processor swim further into dizzy pleasure :)
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callsign-relic · 1 day
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I’m sobbing, it is probably a jumpscare for some human on the lost light, especially fucking whirl.
Whirl would purposely scare the shit out of the human on purpose and then get scolded by Magnus or Run for almost giving the human a heart attack💀.
Omg absolutely 😭 HAHA
Just imagine the human in a dark room and suddenly the dot of Whirl’s optic lights up in the distance before he quickly comes up to scare them. The human practically passes out in his claws and he’s like “uh oh, how do I explain this now” HDHHDHC
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callsign-relic · 3 days
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follow-up anon: what do we think about orion pax and d16 already doing their very first forays into sticky interfacing when they hear about plug'n play, and they impulsively decide to mix the two without much more thought put into it than that
cue d16 whining and shuddering next to orion, who's so caught up in one sensation after another that they both have almost forgotten how he's buried in d16's valve at all, except for when he moves again
is that a thing
This is most certainly a thing anon ohoho 👀
I haven’t really talked about plug and play on this blog yet so this is interesting!! I do love the idea though, both Orion and D-16 just utterly swimming in their feelings of pleasure as the signals run through their interconnected cables and sockets. Just for Orion to shift ever so slightly, and D-16 feels like he’s pulled back into reality as he sees Orion’s spike buried deep into is valve. Orion had stopped moving altogether, too entranced in the pleasure coding running through his systems, but who was D-16 to interrupt him when he was going through the same thing?
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callsign-relic · 8 days
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hi d-16 I love you d-16
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callsign-relic · 8 months
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So um. I found this through tik tok but
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GOOD LORD LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE IN SIZE COMPARED TO THE OTHER HAND PRINTS
(Apparently it was done as a promotional thing? Not exactly sure, closest article on it I could find was this, but if anyone else has a more detailed source please let me know!)
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callsign-relic · 8 months
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Going absolutely INSANE over this scene
Just. The camera work is so perfect. It shows Silas’ perspective here so perfectly. And how Starscream continues to look forward without caring where he steps, meanwhile Silas has to crane his neck and assure he’s out of Starscream’s way while he walks. Like Silas only barely reaches midway up Screamer’s CALF bro UGH
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callsign-relic · 3 months
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Y’all this man is about to become my personality be prepared
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callsign-relic · 6 months
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GOING INSANE AT THIS
So okay. When I first watched ROTB I hadn’t seen Beast Wars at the time but after watching more of BW and rewatching ROTB, I noticed something.
So in the final battle scene at the volcano of course there’s the whole security passcode Elena has to input to shut it all down. So I looked at the symbols Elena had to use and
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THESE ARE THE SYMBOLS FROM FUCKING BEAST WARS
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So I wanted to look at the final code to see if it meant anything
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It looks like it spells “XQB”. I don’t think it means anything, unless there’s something I’m missing so do let me know if that’s the case. Still though either way it’s amazing to know they got the letters from the original cartoon HAHA
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callsign-relic · 19 days
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lewis smith
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callsign-relic · 1 month
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what are your thoughts on bots observing humans like specimens? (no way to say that without sounding like a sicko)
i just think that seeing an alien’s perspective on human behavior and anatomy is SO interesting especially from a g/t standpoint and i really wish there were more fics about it.. oh, to have a giant mech put me in a little terrarium with some sticks and leaves to observe
Oh I ADORE it. I totally agree I wish there were more fics about it too.
Imagine Brainstorm finding a human when he’s never seen one before. Thinking to himself what a curious specimen it is, an organic being so similar to Cybertronians in anatomy, yet so small he could pick it up in a single servo. Their soft little squeaks were so endearing as they gazed up at him with their wide, watery little optics. He simply had to keep them for himself— not only to keep it safe, but to study it and learn all about its uniquely fleshy biology.
I feel like mechs like Shockwave would be a little less humane though…
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callsign-relic · 3 months
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There’s something about Cybertronian feelings the same emotions that humans do that hits hard.
There’s such drastic differences between Cybertronian kind and human kind. Size is one, biology is another. Cybertronians can do so many more things that humans can’t, and I’m certain you could say the same thing for humans.
But despite the differences in the two species, there are also such strong similarities.
They both built societies, have social hierarchies, cultures, etc.
And even if it is less normalized for Cybertronian kind in some cases, they can also feel the same range of emotions that humans can.
So imagine a human with a bot they barely know yet. They’re completely unaware of how similar they are despite being two vastly different alien species. The bot is sat high above, the human slowly and cautiously approaching their legs as they come closer to investigate a strange sound they heard from this direction. Surely it couldn’t have been the bot making that sound, right? Because it sounded way too much like—
Then, the human looks up to the bot’s face, and sees they’re crying.
Streams of lubricant are rolling down their cheeks, their face contorted and wrinkled into distress. The bot wasn’t even trying to hold it in at this point, who knows how long they were going for by now. Soft little hiccups stumble through their voice box, their whole frame shaking and quivering as the futilely wipe at the endless flow of lubricant pouring down their optics.
The human is shocked. They had no idea these robots could feel sad, much less cry. They felt like they had just invaded a very private moment…
And yet, rather than try to sneak away, the human hesitantly reaches a hand out to the mech’s pede. Slowly, they place their hand atop it, gently rubbing and trying to reassure the big bot as much as they could with their comparatively tiny body.
The bot is startled, looking around in a panic and quickly raising their pedes, only to finally bring their gaze downwards and lock eyes with the human.
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callsign-relic · 8 months
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On Ep 2 and SENTINEL LOOKS SO RIDICULOUS GRABBING THE PODIUM IM CACKLING DTAHFKG
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callsign-relic · 23 days
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TINY BRAVERN CAST EEEE (source)
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callsign-relic · 30 days
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the bravern boxers stay on during sex
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