this piece is titled "bro serves major cunt"

I want to suck on his fingers with the glove still on

IM TELLING YOU THE TURKS HAVING THOSE GLOVES AS PART OF THE UNIFORM IS FULLY INTENTIONAL LIKE THEY KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH CUNT THEY SERVE

Fake complicated women when a real complicated woman pulls up !

Uh Oh....the ladies have entered their 4th pint stage

hey guys now that mr qi is officially on some glitchy 4th wall breaking hidden creepypasta bullshit can we finally make him the tumblr sexyman he's always deserved to be

No one can throw shade like Vincent fucking Price.

Columbo; Lovely But Lethal 03x01 (1973)

Will answering “part of me will always want to” when Jack asks him if he’ll slip away with Hannibal is actually an insane thing to say cause at any other point during the show before that episode Jack would not have wanted Will to get this close to Hannibal. But now he needs him to!!!!!!!!!!!!! So he is forced to accept the part of Will that is fascinated by the very reason Hannibal is supposed to go to prison, his cruelty & violence, and therefore also that part of Hannibal. Will might as well have said “I wanna eat people with this guy and that’s the very reason why you need me to help you”. And the next scene is him being petty and jealous towards Hannibal’s wife. How did Jack not quit after one single day of working this case

"I'm a little bemused as to why crowley would risk destruction for you, you don't seem his type at all" that was. actually a thing they said. like that's a thing that was written in the script and said by an actor on good omens. then michael sheen had the absolute AUDACITY to raise his eyebrows like a fucking bitch who knows exactly what's crowley's type and that it's only ever been him. like!!! this is too gay even for me holy shit

i love them actually

*coughs voilently and starts shaking* ueagghhh... gabe urakill..

serving ✨cunt✨ and country

the body of a slut

My stupid cunty blue hair and pronouns horse who keeps side eyeing me into feeding him more apples

A certain someone made me play Pokemon Rejuvenation and a certain old man reminded me of a certain old woman

Every person working in creative fields deserves to be compensated fairly for their work. Yes, even the ones whose creations you think are bad. This is not up to discussion