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eating-the-inedible · 1 year

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Here is a list of the inedibles that will be in this bracket

Lava

Orbeez

Orange Joe (fictional "beverage" that's a combination of orange juice and coffee)

Doll shoes

Dirt

Pen caps

Mercury

Watermelon tourmaline

Comet/scouring powder

Moss

Paper towels

Play-Doh

Drywall

Marbles

DVD

Dice

Kinetic Sand

Coins

Fiberglass insulation

3DS Stylus

Plastic Bottle Cap

Chapstick

Babybell Cheese Wax

Paper

Bouncy ball

Human meat

Venus (planet)

Cascade dishwasher pods

Acrylic Paint

Magnets

Molten glass

Pens

Sea glass

Silica gel packet

Leaves

Cocoa butter lotion

Antifreeze

Pencil Toppers, the lil eraser things

Sand

Tumbled amethyst

Rubber Ducks

The rubber balls from the game Cranium Cariboo

Polly pocket clothes

Poison Dart Frog

Snow

0.1 uF Film Capacitor

The sun

Metal

Eraser

Tide pods

Phone charger wire

Those free wooden pencils you get at ikea (just the wood shell not the lead)

Liquid nitrogen

Aquarium gravel

the weird science juice in the beakers in those stock images

Origami star

Styrofoam cup

Sticky note

Collar of shirt

This submission form

Plastic straws

Glow sticks

Oil paintings

Candle wax

Glass

Nickel sulfate solution/Nickel plating solution

Silicone wristbands

Seatbelt

The wax paper under your Poutine

Forearm (doesn't have to be one's own)

Asbestos

Candy wrapper

“Okay so technically this is edible but I’ve had urges to just take a huge bite out of certain sea creatures before. Like just a chunk from an orca or dolphin or great white or seal, etc.”

“Those stupid wooden spoons”

Furbies

Scotch tape

Artificial grapes (the wax/plastic ones for display)

phone

THE FLESH OF MY ENEMIES

Crystals

Fire

The goo inside Stretch Armstrong

Headphone wire

Raw steak

Art

Small colorful rubber bands

Tinfoil

Pencil lead

Cattails (the plant)

Foamy soap

Liquid soap

Bar soap

Flourite

Shiny rocks

Grass

A hunk of random fish swimming by

A live goldfish

Toothpaste

Styrofoam

Price Tag Fasteners

The moon

Pool noodles

Smol frog

Destroying angel mushroom

the smoke coming out of the grain refineries two Mike's out of Gary, Indiana, Usa

Popsicle sticks

Cardboard

My hat

The tiny rocks in school playgrounds

Gasoline

Blue laundry detergent

Spray foam insulation

Battery corrosion

Fiber optic cables

Packing peanuts

Your mother

Pond water

Dry ice

Alkali metals

Chocolate shampoo

Ping pong ball

Bricks, like the stuff you'd build with. Minecraft bricks even, if you want

Hoodie drawstrings

Horse treats

Chalk

Copper (II) Sulphate Water / Blue Science Rock + Blue Science Juice

Ink

Floam

Fabric Paint

Oil paint

that one art piece of the banana taped to the wall

the hotdog somebody encased in resin

“the thin lego plates not the base plates but like the lego piece thats like 2x8 and they kinda look like hershey chocolate bar pieces”

One of those little hamsters

Model magic

Battery Acid (the drink)

manchineel apple

Rubber band ball

The lava lamp liquid

Blood

Rosin

Wax apples

That cake decoration that came with your slice and you're like 90% sure it's not edible... but what if ?

Soap bubble

Lush cosmetics' products

Plushies

Strawberry Shortcake's dolls with scented hair

Wood

Glue

Salt lamp

People who think children are not worth their consideration

Tarmac

Shampoo

Pennies

Poisonous berries

Chunky soft yarn

Crayons

Rock

“whatever the Chuck E Cheese Ticket Muncher Machine is eating (it's not the tickets) (or the sound itself but that's neither a solid nor a liquid so this is just kind of holding hands with the hypothetical ticket muncher food)”

Snow globe liquid

Chisel tip whiteboard marker

Raw dough

Raw fuckin cactus. alive

Grape agate

Car seat

Succulents

Keys

Lock pick

Scrub daddy

Molten sugar

Allergens

Lightning bolts

“Bark dust. Like the dirt/bark dust that's under the bark chips on a playground. Not the chips themselves. The dust.”

Clear deodorant

Apple earbud wires

Eggshells

Squinkies

Hello kitty sweatshirt zipper

Preshredded mozzarella cheese

Scrap metal

Rose

All of the rocks at a crystal shop

Origami polyhedron model

Bubbles mixture

Cupcake liners

Hair gel

Curtain rods

Incense sticks

Incense cones

Metal thing that attaches eraser to pencil

Windshield wiper fluid

Plastic pencil grips

Wooden ice cream spoon

Book

Tree

The liquid in levels

Vanilla extract

Aroace flag

Coil incense

California state testing “next question” button

Spackle

Forbidden coal iron french fries

Garage doors that look like chocolate bars

Plastic takeout box

Velvet

Weird anime girl hair

Freezable gel ice pack

Clouds

Necklace chains

Nail polish

Pencil Shavings

Pool floats

Bao Dumpling

Spray deodorant

0.1 uF Ceramic Capacitor

Vanillish (Pokémon)

Fondant

Really fancy pillars

Computers

Favorite song

Tumblr

“THE LITTLE ORBS IN THE MOUSE (aka trackballs)”

“Any cutesy anime character like Chopper or Pikachu”

Wooden fan blades

Balsa wood sticks

Those blankets that look like tortillas

Microwave

Milk and golden honey softsoap

Batteries

1x2 lego pieces

Light bulbs

Slightly melted lounge chair

Cork (the material)

Pineapple coke

Fingernails

Sparkly lipgloss

Race Car Tire Marble

Gold trophies

Konjac sponge

Shirt

Mandy the Slayer / Orange Spyderco Dragonfly Knife

Malachite

Heater

Glasses Temples

Typewriter keys

EVA foam

Airplane

Sword

Crumbs in the couch

Children

My wife's arm/shoulder

Records

Yellow ACE bandages

Neon Signs

Scented candles

#Im pretty sure i included everything that was submitted #eating the inedible #not a poll #sorry this is a bit chunky #masterlist of inedibles

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rainbowmagicfairyfight · 9 months

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Rainbow Magic Fairy Fight

Round 1

Round 1: Abigail the Breeze Fairy, Addison the April Fool's Day Fairy, Adele the Singing Coach Fairy, Aisha the Astronaut Fairy, Aisha the Princess and the Pea Fairy, Alexa the Fashion Reporter Fairy, Alexandra the Royal Baby Fairy, Alice the Tennis Fairy, Alison the Art Fairy, Ally the Dolphin Fairy (August 16)

Round 2: Alyssa the Snow Queen Fairy, Amber the Orange Fairy, Amelia the Singing Fairy, Amelie the Seal Fairy, Amy the Amethyst Fairy, Angelica the Angel Fairy, Anna the Arctic Fox Fairy, Annabelle the Drawing Fairy, Annie the Detective Fairy, Anya the Cuddly Creatures Fairy (August 17)

Round 3: Aria the Synchro Fairy, Ariana the Firefighter Fairy, Ashley the Dragon Fairy, Autumn the Falling Leaves Fairy, Ava the Sunset Fairy, Bea the Buddha Day Fairy, Becky the Best Friend Fairy, Bella the Bunny Fairy, Belle the Birthday Fairy, Bethany the Ballet Fairy (August 18)

Round 4: Billie the Baby Goat Fairy, Blossom the Flower Girl Fairy, Bobbi the Bouncy Castle Fairy, Bonnie the Bike-Riding Fairy, Brianna the Bee Fairy, Brooke the Photographer Fairy, Caitlin the Ice Bear Fairy, Callie the Climbing Fairy, Camilla the Christmas Present Fairy, Cara the Camp Fairy (August 19)

Round 5: Cara the Coding Fairy, Carly the Schoolfriend Fairy, Carmen the Cheerleading Fairy, Carrie the Snow Cap Fairy, Catherine the Fashion Princess Fairy, Charles the Coronation Fairy, Charlie the Sunflower Fairy, Charlotte the Baby Princess Fairy, Chelsea the Chimpanzee Fairy, Chelsea the Congratulations Fairy (August 20)

Round 6: Cherry the Cake Fairy, Cheryl the Christmas Tree Fairy, Chloe the Topaz Fairy, Chrissie the Wish Fairy, Clare the Caring Fairy, Claudia the Accessories Fairy, Coco the Cupcake Fairy, Coral the Reef Fairy, Courtney the Clownfish Fairy, Crystal the Snow Fairy (August 21)

Round 7: Daisy the Festival Fairy, Danielle the Daisy Fairy, Danni the Drum Fairy, Darcey the Dance Diva Fairy, Debbie the Duckling Fairy, Deena the Diwali Fairy, Demi the Dressing-Up Fairy, Destiny the Pop Star Fairy, Edie the Garden Fairy, Eleanor the Snow White Fairy (August 22)

Round 8: Elisa the Adventure Fairy, Elisha the Eid Fairy, Elizabeth the Jubilee Fairy, Ella the Rose Fairy, Elle the Thumbelina Fairy, Ellen the Explorer Fairy, Ellie the Guitar Fairy, Elodie the Lamb Fairy, Elsa the Mistletoe Fairy, Elsie the Engineer Fairy (August 23)

Round 9: Emily the Emerald Fairy, Emma the Easter Fairy, Erin the Firebird Fairy, Esme the Ice Cream Fairy, Esther the Kindness Fairy, Etta the Elephant Fairy, Eva the Enchanted Ball Fairy, Evelyn the Mermicorn Fairy, Evie the Mist Fairy, Faith the Cinderella Fairy (August 24)

Round 10: Fatima the Face-Painting Fairy, Felicia the Fidget Toy Fairy, Fern the Green Fairy, Fiona the Flute Fairy, Fizz the Fireworks Fairy, Flora the Fancy Dress Fairy, Florence the Friendship Fairy, Frances the Royal Family Fairy, Francesca the Football Fairy, Frankie the Make-up Fairy (August 25)

Round 11: Frenchie the Bulldog Fairy, Freya the Friday Fairy, Gabby the Bubble Gum Fairy, Gemma the Gymnastics Fairy, Georgia the Guinea Pig Fairy, Giselle the Christmas Ballet Fairy, Goldie the Sunshine Fairy, Grace the Glitter Fairy, Greta the Earth Fairy, Gwen the Beauty and the Beast Fairy (August 26)

Round 12: Hana the Hanukkah Fairy, Hannah the Happy Ever After Fairy, Harper the Confidence Fairy, Harriet the Hamster Fairy, Hayley the Rain Fairy, Heather the Violet Fairy, Heidi the Vet Fairy, Helen the Sailing Fairy, Helena the Horseriding Fairy, Holly the Christmas Fairy (August 27)

Round 13: Honey the Sweet Fairy, Hope the Welcome Fairy, Imogen the Ice Dance Fairy, India the Moonstone Fairy, Isabella the Air Fairy, Isla the Ice Star Fairy, Ivy the Worry Fairy, Izzy the Indigo fairy, Jacinda the Peace Fairy, Jade the Disco Fairy (August 28)

Round 14: Jae the Boy Band Fairy, Jasmine the Present Fairy, Jayda the Snowboarding Fairy, Jessica the Jazz Fairy, Jessie the Lyrics Fairy, Josie the Jewellery-Making Fairy, Jude the Librarian Fairy, Julia the Sleeping Beauty Fairy, Juliet the Valentine Fairy, Kat the Jungle Fairy (August 29)

Round 15: Kate the Royal Wedding Fairy, Kathryn the PE Fairy, Katie the Kitten Fairy, Kayla the Pottery Fairy, Keiko the Diving Fairy, Keira the Film Star Fairy, Kimberley the Koala Fairy, Kimi the Bubble Tea Fairy, Kitty the Tiger Fairy, Konnie the Christmas Cracker Fairy (August 30)

Round 16: Kylie the Carnival Fairy, Lacey the Little Mermaid Fairy, Lara the Black Cat Fairy, Lauren the Puppy Fairy, Layla the Candyfloss Fairy, Layne the Surfing Fairy, Leah the Theatre Fairy, Leahann the Birthday Present Fairy, Leona the Unicorn Fairy, Lexi the Firefly Fairy (August 31)

Round 17: Li the Labrador Fairy, Libby the Story-Writing Fairy, Lila and Myla the Twins Fairies, Lily the Rainforest Fairy, Lindsay the Luck Fairy, Lisa the Jelly Bean Fairy, Lizzie the Sweet Treats Fairy, Lois the Balloon Fairy, Lola the Fashion Show Fairy, Lottie the Lollipop Fairy (September 1)

Round 18: Louise the Lily Fairy, Lucy the Diamond Fairy, Lulu the Lifeguard Fairy, Luna the Loom Band Fairy, Lydia the Reading Fairy, Maddie the Playtime Fairy, Madeleine the Cookie Fairy, Madison the Magic Show Fairy, Maisie the Moonbeam Fairy, Mara the Meerkat Fairy (September 2)

Round 19: Mariana the Goldilocks Fairy, Marissa the Science Fairy, Martha the Doctor Fairy, Mary the Sharing Fairy, Maryam the Nurse Fairy, Maya the Harp Fairy, Megan the Monday Fairy, Meghan the Wedding Sparkle Fairy, Melissa the Sports Fairy, Melodie the Music Fairy (September 3)

Round 20: Mia the Bridesmaid Fairy, Michelle the Winter Wonderland Fairy, Miley the Stylist Fairy, Milly the River Fairy, Mimi the Laughter Fairy, Molly the Goldfish Fairy, Monica the Marshmallow Fairy, Morgan the Midnight Fairy, Naomi the Netball Fairy, Natalie the Christmas Stocking Fairy (September 4)

Round 21: Niamh the Invitation Fairy, Nicki the Holiday Camp Fairy, Nina the Birthday Cake Fairy, Nur the Vlogger Fairy, Olivia the Orchid Fairy, Orla the Inventor Fairy, Padma the Pirate Fairy, Paige the Pantomime Fairy, Paloma the Dodgems Fairy, Pandora the Poodle Fairy (September 5)

Round 22: Paula the Pumpkin Fairy, Pearl the Cloud Fairy, Penelope the Foal Fairy, Penny the Pony Fairy, Perrie the Paramedic Fairy, Phoebe the Fashion Fairy, Pia the Penguin Fairy, Pippa the Poppy Fairy, Polly the Party Fun Fairy, Poppy the Piano Fairy (September 6)

Round 23: Priya the Polar Bear Fairy, Rae the Rollercoaster Fairy, Rebecca the Rock 'n' Roll Fairy, Rihanna the Seahorse Fairy, Riley the Skateboarding Fairy, Rita the Frog Princess Fairy, Rita the Rollerskating Fairy, Robyn the Christmas Party Fairy, Rochelle the Star Spotter Fairy, Rosalie the Rapunzel Fairy (September 7)

Round 24: Rosie the Honey Bear Fairy, Roxie the Baking Fairy, Ruby the Red Fairy, Ruth the Red Riding Hood Fairy, Sabrina the Sweet Dreams Fairy, Sadie the Saxophone Fairy, Samantha the Swimming Fairy, Samira the Superhero Fairy, Sara the Party Games Fairy, Sarah the Sunday Fairy (September 8)

Round 25: Sasha the Slime Fairy, Saskia the Salsa Fairy, Savannah the Zebra Fairy, Scarlett the Garnet Fairy, Selena the Sleepover Fairy, Selma the Snow Leopard Fairy, Seren the Sausage Dog Fairy, Shannon the Ocean Fairy, Shelley the Sherbet Fairy, Sianne the Butterfly Fairy (September 9)

Round 26: Sienna the Saturday Fairy, Sky the Blue Fairy, Skyler the Fireworks Fairy, Sophia the Snow Swan Fairy, Sophie the Sapphire Fairy, Soraya the Skiing Fairy, Stella the Star Fairy, Storm the Lightning Fairy, Summer the Holiday Fairy, Sunny the Yellow Fairy (September 10)

Round 27: Susie the Sister Fairy, Tallulah the Tuesday Fairy, Tamara the Tooth Fairy, Taylor the Talent Show Fairy, Teri the Trampolining Fairy, Thea the Thursday Fairy, Tia the Tulip Fairy, Tiana the Toy Fairy, Tilly the Teacher Fairy, Trixie the Halloween Fairy (September 11)

Round 28: Tyra the Dress Designer Fairy, Una the Concert Fairy, Vanessa the Dance Steps Fairy, Victoria the Violin Fairy, Violet the Painting Fairy, Whitney the Whale Fairy, Willow the Wednesday Fairy, Yasmeen the Canoeing Fairy, Yasmin the Night Owl Fairy, Zadie the Sewing Fairy (September 12)

Round 29: Zainab the Squishy Toy Fairy, Zara the Starlight Fairy, Zoe the Skating Fairy (September 13)

#rainbow magic fairy fight #rainbow magic fairies

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nei-ning · 15 days

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Been having long weird dreams recently. In one dream I bought little Lars (Tekken 8) figure to a 5yo boy since his mother didn't buy it to him.

In other dream dead hamsters, apparently my pets which I had forgot to feed, became bloody mass and then turned into tiny monkeys!

Last night I had long weird dream. At first I tried to buy a gift to my sister's best friend since she got married. I found NOTHING! As my last effort I tried to buy her a bag of noodles but I didn't get them either! However, I got myself nice little Machamp figure, ahah!

Then, in the same dream, I was in huge bathroom sitting on the toilet already with pants on when Cid (Final Fantasy 7 (remake)) came in to use other toilet. He chuckled at me saying I could do my business and added "Ladies first." I playfully snorted back at him saying I will NOT do that nor even drop my pants as long as he is there. I think he left and gave me my private moment.

Next I was outside and near my local market. This new fusion version of Goku and Vegeta was there (a version which, for my knowledge, doesn't exist here on physical world since I've never seen that for in anime / movies). He was nuts without a nose, this weird spark in his light yellow eyes as he kept going on Krillin, telling all kind of things. Krillin left and the fusion time ended, Goku and Vegeta separating. Vegeta was in his normal form but Goku was actually Vegito (if I remember the name right). He kept talking while I was shown small tree near my local market (that tree doesn't exist). It had big dark green leaves and it made light orange flowers, big ones, and they turned into pumpkins! Vegito kept explaining to Vegeta, who kept nodding with little grin, how they both can manipulate that tree with their thoughts, making it bloom and produce those pumpkins nonstop since those pumpkins were special. They were able to cure dementia and other disease which I don't remember anymore but it was something which doesn't have medication at all.

This same tree also had something to do with Cid and, apparently, you could romanticize him with it! :'D

Dream kept going on and next I was outdoors at the base of little path which went up,past huge red rocky walls. My sister and brother were there with me and I tried to tell them this same dream what I'm telling here now. However, my bro kept interrupting me and my sis didn't pay much attention to me either :'D She was holding a gargoyle statue. It was sitting with wings open, keeping a crystal ball between it's legs. I said "Oh wow, that's amazing." when I saw it. Sis put it on one stone shelf and this gargoyle multiplied. Now there was 3 of them, them all being connected to each other, sitting in a row. I think they all were the same looking and in same position as the first one.

At the end of the dream, now that I was able to tell my dream to my sister, I actually, somehow and by accident for sure, had ended up romanticizing Cid with that damn little tree and it's pumpkins! :'D But it was nice to get cuddles from him! I always thought he would smell bad since he smokes and all that but no, he didn't smell bad at all! Plus he had great humor, ahah! I giggled so much with him :D

Lastly: I also was checking my bank account in my dream, noticing I had got some bonus money 4,111€! I hope this is a good sign! Also, during the dream when I was near my local market, I saw a luggage outside which was black but it was FULLY covered with big clear diamonds! Maybe another good sign?

#text #dream #neis dream #Cid #Final Fantasy 7 #Dragon Ball Z #Goku #Vegeta #Vegito #I've weird dreams #This dream I've seen in my youth decades ago for the first time #8.5.2024

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rocksandmirrors · 1 year

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I’m either:

The troll Steve bench pressed

Matt Thololomule dealing with some self loathing I can’t talk about to Steve cause he’ll take me to therapy

A cat

Two cats

74 hamsters

Some guy™️

A figment of everyone’s imagination who says what others are to scared to

A cute guy with crystal balls for eyes

You from a different dimension. I’ve come with a warning. Do the thing or else

Bread doggo

-🔮

all of this in a trench coat

#oracle anon

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adamwatchesmovies · 7 months

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Cinderella and the Secret Prince (2018)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

There's something particularly devastating about watching a bad movie that could’ve been good if circumstances beyond the filmmaker’s control hadn’t mucked things up. Right before the end credits of Cinderella and the Hidden Prince, we see concept art of what the characters should’ve looked like. They look great. As good as anything Disney has put on-screen. I'm certain the voice actors saw these images and got all excited. I can picture the art director/character designer telling their friends and family about this animated fairy tale they were working on and then dying of shame once they saw the final product.

Ella “Cinderella” (voiced by Cassandra Morris) is forced by her wicked stepmother and step-sisters to work as a scullery maid in her own home. When her mouse friends Alex (Chris Niosi), Manny (R. Martin Klein) and Walt (Tony Azzolino) discover an apprentice fairy godmother in the woods (Crystal, voiced by Kirsten Day), Ella gets the chance to go to the royal ball and meets the kingdom's prince. Unfortunately, Olaf (Stephen Mendel) isn’t a prince at all. He’s a puppet of the Wicked Witch (Stephanie Sanditz), who has transformed the real prince into a mouse!

If you’ve had the misfortune of seeing 2012’s Cinderella 3D, this one’s cut from the same cloth. Ugly characters are REALLY ugly but not in an intentional way. The "handsome" prince has his eyes set just a bit too far apart, making him look like he’s a fish man. Cinderella’s mouse friends (well, two are mice, one’s a hamster) are hideous creatures whose size changes from scene to scene. At best, this looks like a bargain-bin knockoff of Tangled. Most of the time, it doesn’t even reach the level of Happily N’Ever After. Some assets were obviously taken from an animation library because you can see their cycles end in the middle of a scene.

Despite the lackluster visuals, you can picture the movie this could've been if it weren’t trying to tell the Cinderella story. When you think of the classic fairy tale, certain elements come to mind: a poor girl forced to do labor, a fairy godmother and most iconic of all… a crystal slipper left behind at midnight. That last one? not in this movie! Instead, we have a quest for a magic ring to restore the not-so-secret prince to his human form. This mission takes over the entire film, which would be fine if it was what we’d signed up for.

As Hoodwinked has taught us, all could've been forgiven if the writing had done some heavy lifting. At several points, it feels like there are scenes missing. One moment, Cinderella and her friends spot a colossal ice mountain all the way across the forest. Seconds later, they’re inside, exploring a cave that looks like it belongs to a completely different film. The characters are thin, unlikeable, or both. At several points, the story contradicts itself. We learn, for example, that the prince was turned into a mouse when he was five years old. When he’s restored to his true form, he suddenly knows how to ride a horse and is an expert swordsman. Did he master these skills when he was a toddler? Then there’s a reveal about the evil witch that makes no sense and an epic conclusion that raises far too many questions. It’s clear some people on the team were trying but they were outnumbered by people who just didn’t care.

You can appreciate a film wanting to take a familiar story in a new, fresh direction but good intentions don't mean anything if the end product is kind of ugly, often annoying and poorly written. Don’t get me started on the one musical number. It’s so bland and generic you'll forget the lyrics as soon as the following line begins. Even for little kids who don’t discriminate, Cinderella and the Secret Prince would be a hard sell. (May 7, 2021)

#cinderella and the secret prince #movies #films #movie reviews #film reviews #cinderella #lynne southerland #francis glebas #alice blehart #stephanie bursill #russell fung #Cassandra Morris #Tony Azzolino #Chris Niosi #R. Martin Klein #Kirsten Day #2018 movies #2018 films

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iamvegorott · 1 year

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How all the couples celebrate Valentine's

Danti

They're the kind of couple that get each other flowers

Dark gives Anti a bouquet of purple chrysanthemums and a box of chocolate peanut butter cups. He also uses his inner Damien to make a nice dinner.

Anti gives Dark red & blue roses and a double chocolate cupcake.

The twins also take turns giving their fathers valentines

Nyx gives sour patch kids

Eos gives Russel Stovers (Nyx jokingly calls her a basic bitch)

Marvin & Chase

Marvin & Chase don't really do flowers, since Chase is allergic

With magic, Marvin makes Chase a chocolate rose that looks like an actual rose

Chase gets Marvin a stuffed animal of a black cat & some cool new tarot cards

Dapperstache

Jameson gets Wilford a bouquet of Wild Williams (per Dark's recommendation) & a box of peppermint chocolates

Wilford gets Jameson creme-filled caramels

Madmare

Neither are the best at gift-giving, but they try their best

Neither of them are really into flowers either

Can't really keep it secret, since Mad's an empath

Mare gets mad a giant pack of Diet Coke

Mad gets Mare giant stuffed animal (it has become a yearly joke gift)

Blank gets a fidget toy from both of them

Gin, Gunther, & Peevils

Gin teaches Peevils about the yearly earth custom of Valentine's Day & she loves it right away

Gin gives his partners, you guessed it, ro-ses!

He gives Gunther red ones & Peevils pink ones

Peevils is amazed that flowers can be so many different colors & types

Gunther gives them both hot cocoa bombs, because...you know...bombs

Peevils gives Gin a heart kaleidoscope, since she knows how much he loves looking at "pretty colors"

Peevils gives Gunther chocolate in the shape of a gun

Jamie gets honey buns, of course

Sammy (Gin & Gunther's kid) gets light up headphones

Gin misses giving gifts to his captain friend

Though they were AroAce, they always enjoyed whatever he gave them

Actor & Mike

Actor is a romantic

Actor gives Mike forget-me-nots & makes him a dinner of his favorite pasta (broccoli alfredo with bowtie noodles)

Mike makes Actor a red-velvet cupcake with cream cheese icing & red roses, of course

Aurora gets creme filled donuts

Noist

It's Night's first Valentine's with someone he actually loves/wasn't forced to marry

Night gives the Host an audiobook of the Edgar Allen Poe story collection

The Host gives Night red dahlias, since they symbolize elegance ("not that Night would need more to inflate his ego" the Host narrates)

Conny & Eclipse get to make a special star & name it

Murdoir

Noir gets Murdock a Plague Doctor plushie & a knife with their names engraved on it

Murdock isn't the sentimental type, so he's bad at thinking of gifts

Murdock gets Noir a big bottle of his favorite whiskey

Lydia surprises them with their own candlelit dinner by the lake

Murdock assures Lydia that he owes her a kill for this

Asher gets chocolate cherries, since they're their favorite

Wren gets a signed copy of Good Omens (it's one of his favorite shows)

Ballu

They also had to be taught about this earth holiday

Bandit gets Allu a plague nurse plushie & hamster earrings (totally legally, she definitely didn't steal them *wink* *wink*)

Allu gets Bandit one of those balance balls, since she always plays with the one on their desk, as well as some Black Pansies, since they remind Allu of her

Ray gets his first pair of headphones & loves them instantly

Portview

Crystal & Helena always gave each other flowers with specific meaning

For their first Valentine's back together, Crystal gives Helena a bouquet of Amaranthus (for never fading feelings) & baby's breath (for everlasting love)

Helena gives Crystal white roses (meaning love forever)

Crystal gives Dark a cactus (meaning maternal love)

Crystal gives Gin Dark Center Poppies (meaning beauty, magic, & eternal life)

Crystal influences Helena to also get a cactus for Actor, rather than her usual passive-agressive roses

Yanois

Illinois gets Yancy tickets to his favorite musical

Yancy gets Illinois caramel filled chocolates & carnations

Chicago gets patches to add to her jacket

Ms. Whitacre, as usual, makes everyone cookies.

OH THESE ARE ALL SO ADORABLE!!! <3 <3 <3

#weirdmixofweirdness #valentines day #danti #trickshot #dapperstache #madmare #gin/gunther/peevs #actor/mike #noist #moider #ballu #portview #yanois

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afi-mukami · 11 months

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Temptation - Chapter 01

Final Fantasy VII

RudTi (+ a couple of other ships that will be revealed along the story)

Eventually shameless smut

Tifa and Cloud live their daily lives in Edge, which seems to be finally safe now that Vincent has defeated Omega and Deedground. However, the couple’s life is not quite what Tifa has hoped for. When she cannot find happiness in one direction, the offer may come unexpectedly from another.

The Shadow of the Turks

Omega's carcass hovered in the sky, recalling the events of recent weeks. Tifa could not take her eyes off it. Vincent had destroyed Omega, ending the life of an entity imagined to be immortal. Now it revolved around the planet, perhaps forever, like a vaguely shaped moon. Alone. Alone. In emptiness.

The sigh erupted from Tifa's lips. She snatched her dark brown, long hair behind her ears and grabbed the shopping bag again. Denzel was still in school and Cloud somewhere. Every work gig seemed to be longer than the last one. Was it quite necessary to take deliveries that were going all the way to Junon? Yes, Edge's internal freight transport would have thought enough to be done. The truth seemed to be that Cloud did not want to spend time at home with Tifa and Denzel. Tifa did not know why Cloud was fleeing. Didn’t Sephiroth’s shadow still agree to let go of him?

“That looks heavy. Can I help carry it?”

The question in a warm tone swam into Tifa's ears just as she was about to straighten up. She looked up and saw a bald man whose eyes could not be separated from behind the dark glasses. The dark suit sat perfectly on the man, but he did not fit the shopping street. Other people gave them long glances and circled the man a couple of feet away. At least the Turks’ shadow refused to detach its grip from the former Midgars.

“Thank you,” Tifa said.

So much had happened that someone had to let go and look ahead. Tifa could start this and only then demand the same from others.

“Rude,” the man finally introduced himself. His fingers touched Tifa's fingers as he grabbed the handles of the shopping bag. They were warm and rough fingers. Pleasant.

“I know,” Tifa replied, raising a smile to her lips.

When was the last time Tifa had smiled? She did not remember. Maybe when Vincent had been found in the crystal cave again. There had been something special at that moment. The end of the era, the beginning of a new one.

For everyone else except Tifa and Cloud. They walked in the same circle where Tifa always ran a little behind Cloud. Maybe it had already started when… when Aerith had come into the picture. Tifa was not bitter, but things had just changed. Derailed on a track which direction she could not determined. And now they were here. In an endless hamster ball with no chance to jump off the ride.

"To the 7th Heaven?" Rude asked.

“There,” Tifa replied, getting her feet moving.

Rude adjusted his steps to Tifa's pace. More long glances, but Tifa got a nod as well. The former inhabitants of the slum had moved to Edge, and many did even better than before. There was enough work in the developing city. If you looked at the big picture, things were really in good shape. Only Tifa was stuck. It was not like her wallowing in things this way but breaking out of the spiral was surprisingly difficult.

"Were you shopping?" Tifa asked.

She did not know how to do small talk with Rude. They did not really know each other.

"Actually, I was coming to 7th Heaven."

Rude’s words made Tifa startle. She glanced at him sideways. There had been a time when seeing the Turks in the neighborhood had not been a good sign. Chills keep coming back as did the echoes of the past.

“It will be few hours before I open the bar,” Tifa said.

"I'm looking for Strife."

Tifa startled again. Chills came back. Maybe she should just grab the shopping bag back and run away.Like it would have helped. Rude knew quite well where 7th Heaven was located. He would find there with or without Tifa. He had even occasionally visited the bar with Reno.

“Cloud is at work,” Tifa replied.

"I can wait."

Tifa had nothing to add to that. She closed her mouth and slowed her steps further. What did the Turks want from Cloud? Was it related to Rufus Shinra? The questions did not rise to Tifa's lips, though they swirled in her mind like a hurricane.

They were at the door of the 7th Heaven far too quickly. Tifa dug the key out of her bag, slid it into the lock, and finally jerked the door open. The air conditioning in the bar hummed. Tifa had taken Shelke to the WRO’s office just before going shopping and Denzel would not be out of school for a couple more hours, let alone Cloud back from delivery. It would be a downright miracle if he showed up before night.

Do I really have to entertain Rude until then?

“Can I have the bag? I take them to the back room,” Tifa said and held out her hand.

“I can carry them all the way,” Rude replied, stepping in without asking permission.

Tifa muttered her thanks and led them across the bar to the door that led to the kitchen side. She jerked open the refrigerator where the household items were stored. Rude picked up the bag on the next table and began emptying its contents. He picked up each product from the bag and handed it to Tifa as if he had done an important and interesting job and did not have to be a maid in the middle of his workday.Tifa pressed the refrigerator door shut and leaned her back on it. Rude folded the shopping bag into a neat bundle and placed it on the table.

“Would you like something to drink? I can make coffee,” Tifa said, pointing in the direction of the coffee maker.

"Thank you."

Rude roared in the middle of the kitchen for a moment but ended up at a four-person table set on the back wall. The window gave the bar to the backyard, where Denzel usually kept his bike and Cloud his motorcycle. Now both were gone. Tifa was alone. Alone with Rude.

The gurgling of the coffee maker tinted silence. Tifa dug the mugs out of the closet and placed them on the counter to wait.

“Milk? Sugar?” she asked.

"No thanks."

Tifa nodded at Rude's response. It seemed that Rude liked to drink his coffee black. The information came to mind instinctively, even though Tifa did not really need it. The Turks were not regular customers of the bar, let alone the circle of friends of Avalanche. Why did Tifa even care how Rude wanted to drink his coffee? It would have just been better to pour in the milk without asking, give a slightly rude impression and thus evict him away without saying directly that Tifa did not actually want him here.

Despite her thoughts, Tifa poured coffee into mugs and sipped milk to hers. She placed the mug in front of Rude and sat opposite him.

"What you want from Cloud?" she asked.

"Unfortunately, it's confidential."

"Did Rufus Shinra send you?"

"I can not tell."

That meant yes. Tifa sipped her coffee without knowing how to continue the conversation. It was easy to talk to customers. Now suddenly, she had no words. She was sitting in front of Turk, whom she had not really spend time with, if not counted the times they had fought each other.

"Do you always wear sunglasses?" Tifa finally asked as silence already began to sting between the ribs.

Rude coughed at his coffee mug, put it on the table, and grabbed his glasses. In one smooth motion, he lifted them, snapped the handles against the lenses, and placed the glasses in the pocket of his suit.

"Sorry. I know it's rude to keep glasses inside.”

Rude's eyes were deep brown, beautiful downright. Tifa had not expected to see such eyes in a man who worked for Shinra and got rid of wrong people and cleaned up the traces. How could gentleness and warmth be conveyed from the eyes of such a man?

“Do you have to spend a lot of time like this? Alone?”

Rude's question startled Tifa once again. She lifted the coffee mug to her lips and weighed the answer in her mind. How would she have responded if Yuffie had asked the same thing? What if the questioner had been Vincent? Or Shera? Barret and Cid would not have asked such a thing. Could Rude be treated like a friend? Or even like a mutual?

“Cloud is busy at work,” Tifa said at last. “But I’m not alone. Denzel is mostly at home in the afternoons, if he doesn't go out with friends, and Shelke keeps me company as well.”

“Denzel? That Midgar orphan?”

Tifa nodded.

“He has settled here well. He is like a child of my own.”

Rude nodded. Tifa spun her mug.

“I should probably start the dinner soon. Reeve will bring Shelke back at four o’clock, and that’s when Denzel will come from school too,” she said.

“Don’t let me bother you,” Rude replied.

Tifa kept the sigh inside and focused on her coffee. It seemed clear that Rude was not going to leave until he saw Cloud. Unfortunately, Cloud did not always come home even for the night. Perhaps she should have told it to Rude, but for some reason Tifa did not get the words out of her mouth. Her stomach was trembling, and her muscles felt tight. It was a miracle that the mug did not shake in her hands.

Rude sipped his coffee in peace as if enjoying his statutory break in a cafe. Tifa emptied her own mug and got up from the table. She put the mug into the dishwasher and began digging for groceries from the cupboards. While working her spine twitched in the same way as she was walking across the terrain in a dangerous place and had to fear an attack. The past had left its mark, and right now Rude was remining of everything that had happened.

The vegetable-meat stew was not Denzel’s favorite food but Shelke ate it surprisingly happily. Tifa spun the meat into the pan and began chopping the vegetables. The steady knocking of the knife was combined with the ticking of the clock and the rustling of the meat in an otherwise quiet kitchen. Rude was frighteningly silent, perhaps out of professional habit.

Suddenly the pain cut through Tifa's left index finger. The knife fell to the floor with clatter and the carrot pieces stained with carmine. The exclamation escaped her lips and mingled with the whining of the chair’s legs. Before Tifa even realized it, Rude had snatched the kitchen towel and pressed it folded against her finger.

The scent of dark roasted coffee and musky aftershave wrapped around Tifa. A warm and rough hand held her hand while the towel turned red. The pain throbbed in her finger, but a sudden feeling of warmth vibrated at the base of her abdomen. A feeling that should not even arise in this situation.

"Where do you have first aid supplies?"

Rude's voice swam in Tifa's ears, his breathing felt in her neck. Tifa could barely tell that the first aid kit was on the bar side under the counter. As Rude marched out of the kitchen, Tifa was left to press the towel against her finger and wondered when she had last been so close to anyone. She had hugged Yuffie a few weeks ago, but otherwise… Well, Cloud and she had… maybe last month…

“We should rinse the wound with clean water,” Rude said and reappeared next to Tifa.

When Tifa did not get the word out of her mouth, Rude grabbed her hand and removed the towel from the wound. The wound was not properly visible in the middle of the blood, but Rude's grips were certain as he opened the sink faucet and guided Tifa's hand under the water. Tifa was unable to remove her gaze from the finger from which the blood was wiped with the water into the sewer. The coolness caused the pain to subside.

Rude pressed the tap and raised Tifa's hand. He patted the wound dry with a clean part of the towel before starting to bandage her finger.

“The wound is clean and doesn’t look very deep,” he said. "I'd estimate no stitches are needed, but if it starts to bother you, you might want to show it to a doctor."

It certainly had the longest comment Tifa had ever heard from Rude’s mouth. The grip of the rough hand only came off her fingers when the left index finger was in a neat and careful package.

“Once the wound has healed, the treatment can, of course, be completed with cure materia,” Rude continued. "However, Shinra's policy is to reduce the non-essential use of the materia as much as possible for nature conservation reasons."

“I’m pretty sure that I’ll survive without a cure materia with this one,” Tifa replied.

So, the Shinra company was really thinking about conservation nowadays. Rude thought about conservation. There was something calming about it. After all, Reeve had said couple of times that Shinra’s policy of using mako and materia had changed. Maybe Tifa had even seen hints of it, but only now at this moment did the change seem more concrete.

Rude grabbed Tifa by the shoulders and pushed her to sit. He picked up the knife from the floor and washed it while Tifa watched. The bloody carrots ended up in the trash, and Rude chopped the remaining vegetables into the pot. He pushed the meat with a turner and eventually tipped them into the pot as well.

"What else comes to this?" he asked, and Tifa was no longer sure what was going on.

This kind of things just did not happen.

Tifa listed the ingredients and watched as Rude actually dug everything up, added them to the pot and finally pushed the pot into the oven as if he would be accustomed to tinkering in the kitchen of mutuals. Did this mean that Tifa would have to ask him to stay for dinner?

~ o ~

Denzel spun the food on his plate and Shelke was not eating her serving either. Tifa tried to ignore and focused on her own portion while going through what was expected during the evening. The bar would open at six, and the evening would be busy. Denzel had to get homework done before that, and it would be good to have a moment to talk to Shelke so that she could settle into the family better. It was so difficult to try to raise a 19-year-old woman who was imprisoned in the body of a 9-year-old and whose mind had probably suffered from the cruel treatment of Deepground. Tifa could not even understand what was going on in Shelke's head.

"Who was that guy who was here a couple of days ago?" Denzel asked suddenly and looked up from his plate. Eyes tapped straight to Tifa.

“Just an acquaintance,” Tifa replied.

Denzel had come home just after Rude had angled the stew from the oven. At the time, the boy had just glanced at Rude and disappeared upstairs while announcing that he was not hungry. On any other day, Tifa would have demanded him to eat, but this time she had let it slip. Eventually, she had eaten with Rude alone, as Shelke’s mako tank visit had took longer than expected and Reeve had only brought her home at the evening. Cloud had not even appeared for the night, and Rude had left the scene after groaning at the bar until ten in the evening.

Now, however, Cloud sat at the table and turned to look at Tifa. His eyes hit the wrapped finger again, which he had even asked when he got home. At the time, Tifa had said that she had been sloppy, and the matter had not been discussed further. Only now did Tifa realize that she probably should have told Cloud that Rude had been waiting for him all evening.

“It was Rude,” Tifa told Cloud. “He wanted to see you and he waited here until ten o’clock pm…”

Cloud’s gaze glued more and more tightly to Tifa’s finger.

"Did he…?" Cloud left the end of the question unspoken.

“I cut my finger, and Rude helped with the bandage,” Tifa replied.

The whole essence of Cloud relaxed as Tifa watched, and he began to eat his portion again. Denzel followed the conversation with more interest than would have been necessary, but Shelke again seemed immersed in her own world.

"Aren't you interested in why he was waiting for you?" Tifa asked.

Cloud shrugged.

"I already know. Reno told me Shinra's greetings yesterday. "

"And?"

"It's classified."

That's what Rude had said too, but now the tension sneak to Tifa’s temples. Sometimes it seemed that every single thing with Cloud was classified. The information had to be dug out with pincers. If Tifa remembered correctly, it had been different before Aerith died. Sure, the problems were to be expected knowing Cloud’s past, but how much secrecy and squabbling was too much? Tifa would have given a lot if she had gotten back the Cloud who knew how to joke and throw sarcastic comments. At times, she saw glimpses of that Cloud but never got a decent grip.

"Why is it classified?" Denzel asked.

“You should eat your food,” Tifa told him, pointing to a plate from which he had not lost a single potato yet. It was as if she had twisted with a three-year-old, even though Denzel was closer to pre-teens than defiant age. Or were those two the same thing?

“I’m not hungry,” Denzel replied.

Tifa sighed. Maybe the boy was telling the truth. It did not matter as long as he did not steal biscuits from the closet tonight. Somehow Tifa had not been able to imagine her life would be like this. She spun in a circle formed by a bar, taking care of the children - if Shelke could be called as one - and waiting for Cloud to come home.

Denzel got up from the table and left his plate. Before Tifa even had time to open her mouth, he had already disappeared upstairs.

“You could sometimes say something to Denzel, too,” Tifa told Cloud.

“Like it would help at all.”

“It could help. Maybe Denzel needs a man’s support for his life. I can't give it, no matter how much I want to.”

“I’m not a good educator. Isn’t it enough that I try to make a living for all of us?”

"I work, too, you know."

"But you manage these things better anyway."

Tifa said no more. Circles. Everything revolved in circles. Life was one great circle from which one could not detach. What if you just simply stopped? What if she would just stop caring and let Cloud withdraw, Denzel not eat and Shelke immerse yourself in dreams? Why should she had to be the one to keep the house of cards upright if no one else agreed to try.

Tifa got up from the table and threw Denzel's food away with her own. She wiped her hand on the apron before hanging the garment on the rack and marching to the bar to arrange the bottles. They would not have been needed to arrange, but it was easier to do something than not to.

Cloud soon appeared from the kitchen to the bar and wandered aimlessly for a moment before decided to sit at one of the tables. Shelke followed him soon after.

“Vincent Valentine,” she said suddenly.

"What about Vincent?" Tifa asked.

"Vincent Valentine is behind the window."

Tifa turned her gaze to the window and noticed Shelke was right. Vincent waved his hand, and Tifa hurried to open the still locked door. Vincent had not been seen very often recently. Tifa suspected that Shelke was complicit, as she stared at Vincent all the time with a strangely dreamy look on her face. Maybe Tifa should have been more worried about that, too, but she just could not handle everything. Was it not enough that she had contributed to saving the world three times?

Tifa greeted Vincent and let him inside. Cloud nodded from his corner table, where Vincent headed. Tifa went to get coffee for everyone and decided to sit with the men, even though right now she just wanted to shake Cloud.

"How are you doing?" Tifa asked and lower the coffee mug in front of Vincent. "Have you renovated your apartment in Kalm?"

“It’s already starting to look better. It was in rather good shape given the condition many other buildings are in,” Vincent said.

“Hopefully, nothing like this will ever happen again,” Tifa said. She had to admit that the Deepground case had lifted her skin in the goosebumps, even though she had eventually been involved in it as little as possible. How many more times would some grimness be dug out of Shinra’s basements? People would have only wanted to live a normal life, but again and again the world around them threatened to be destroyed by the actions of Shinra company. When would it all end?

"How are you doing?" Vincent asked.

Cloud shrugged and tried to sink into his own coffee. Tifa forced a smile on her face and began to talk about Denzel's school success and how hard the boy was already waiting for the summer vacation. Tifa did not mention Shelke, but she could see girl’s gaze cling to Vincent's back.

"What has happened to your hand?" Vincent asked as Tifa pointed around in the middle of the explanation.

"I accidentally cut my finger; it wasn't a big deal."

“Fortunately, Rude was there to help,” Cloud said.

"That’s right!" Tifa said. "It would have been quite awkward to do all the housework all alone." She could not help the spike, which creeped in her voice instinctively. Cloud's expression soured a couple of degrees, but he said nothing.

"Why was Rude here?" Vincent asked and glanced from Tifa to Cloud.

“It’s reportedly classified information,” Tifa replied.

“Damn it, Tifa! You know that I can’t talk about work,” Cloud said.

Vincent leaned back at the table and sipped his coffee, looking to regret the entire visit. Tifa grabbed her own mug and got up from the table.

“I need to prepare to open the bar, so I’ll leave you to chat,” she said, hurrying away. She had almost arranged a scene in front of Vincent. That was not like her, and now something slimy meandered in her stomach. She should be patient with Cloud. He had to be given time to recover from everything. Denzel had to be given time to clear his rebellion and Shelke also needed time.

Time to run in a circle. Tifa wanted to either stop or rush forward. She was so tired, so bored. Why didn’t anyone ever ask what she would need?

No, these thoughts were selfish. Cloud was not intentionally tedious, he needed understanding Tifa was being unreasonable when trying to pressure Cloud to move forward. Everything would happen on its time and everything would be alright. Some day. Besides, Cloud was not responsible for Tifa’s happiness, she had to take care of herself… As soon as she had made sure everything was in place at the bar and things were going well.

~ o ~

The evening was busy, as Fridays always were. Tifa served one pint after another and tried to remember to give each one with a few nice comments. Maybe work could be easier? If she hired even one employee, she could take more free nights a week and spend more time with friends.

"Tifa?"

Cloud appeared on the bar counter with a cell phone in his hand. His face was again almost impossible to read, but Tifa decided not to even try this time. She would give space and understanding to him, life was not a speed run but a marathon.

“I have to… I got an urgent gig,” Cloud said. “Denzel came home just a moment ago and went to his room. And Shelke left upstairs as soon as Vincent left.”

“All right,” Tifa replied. "See you when you get home."

Cloud nodded and headed to the door. He glanced back to the bar before slipping into Edge's darkening night. Just a few minutes later, the motorcycle rumbled and disappeared to who knows where. A classified work gig. Yet again. In a place Cloud did not bother to mention. There was probably a good reason for that, though, and Cloud intentionally was not difficult. He just could not talk about his work, as he had said.

A young blond woman at the other end of the bar counter waved her hand at Tifa. Tifa hurried to the woman and was already fishing for a pint as the woman shook her head.

"I'm new here and I'm looking for a job," she said. "I have lived and worked in Junon at the bar before, so I thought …"

Tifa blinked. Had the Planet herself heard her?

“Marie,” the young woman introduced herself and handed Tifa her resume over the counter. Tifa grabbed it but barely caught a glimpse of the text. If a woman had even a little experience, that was enough.

"When can you get started?" she asked.

"At any time. It looks like you would need sick leave,” Marie replied.

"Welcome!" Tifa said, and this time a genuine smile gasped on her lips. "My hand isn’t as bad as it seems, but I could undoubtedly take a break."

After advising Marie of where to find everything, Tifa escaped to the kitchen for a moment and leaned her back on the refrigerator door. She could not believe her luck. Perhaps the appearance of Marie had been a gift for her patience, that she had persevered to move forward despite all the difficulties. This could be a new start of slightly easier everyday life if Marie turned out to be a good employee.

Tifa barely had time to clear her thoughts when Marie was already peeking through the door. Tifa straightened up and took a questioning look on her face.

“There’s someone here asking you,” Marie said. "I did say you were on a break, but… that guy is pretty scary."

The last words were a mere whisper, and the cold ripples run along Tifa's skin. She straightened up and followed Marieta back to the bar. It seemed she just had to forgot the break.

Marie slipped back behind the counter as the number of customers had not decreased. However, Tifa did not notice anyone but Rude standing in the doorway. Why had he reappeared?

Tifa forced a sigh down her throat and stepped across the bar to Rude. The man grabbed his sunglasses and pushed them back into the front pocket of his jacket so deftly that she could barely register the gesture.

“Cloud isn’t there tonight either,” Tifa said.

"I know."

Tifa would have liked to ask how Rude knew it, but again the words got stuck in her throat. The gaze focused on the eyes whose warmth she had noticed just a few days ago. Maybe that was why Rude wore sunglasses all the time. It was hard to consider a man with such a gentle look a threat.

"How's your hand?" Rude asked and at the same time opened the door of 7th Heaven as if he had been leaving right away.

Instinctively, Tifa followed Rudea to the terrace. She leaned against the railing and raised her left hand.

“Still hanging with me. Thanks again for the help,” she said.

Rude changed the weight from one foot to the other and brushed his bald head. Gone was the confident secret service employee Tifa was used to seeing. If Cloud had become an even more sullen, Rude had also experienced a peculiar change.

"So, Strife is a lot away from home?" Rude asked.

“He has a lot of work to do,” Tifa replied. She was supposed to stop at it, but Rude's face had a sincere look. Maybe it was sheer pretense - though Tifa did not come up with a reason for that - but something in that warm gaze made her tongue sing at that very moment. Suddenly she told how Cloud was way too far away, how Denzel was difficult sometimes and how Shelke was a little too much. Tifa would have liked to have seen Yuffie and Shera more often, but the chances were slim.

“Denzel is such a big boy that he gets along with Shelke at home for a few hours in the evening every now and then,” Rude said. "And you have time during the day."

“Yes, but Yuffie and Shera have their own jobs.”

Rude nodded. "I understand."

Tifa was not at all sure Rude really understood, but it would have been impolite to say so. Instead, she apologized for having opened up about her situation. After all, they were not friends, acquaintances at most. Former enemies.

"Do you ever want to go for coffee?" Rude asked.

Tifa shuddered and looked at the man more closely. Rude retreated half a step.

“It just sounds like you’d need company and someone who is a good listener. I’m just saying. Not a night date, just a coffee break at daytime."

"Don't you have to work?"

"Rufus is quite flexible in terms of working hours."

Tifa blinked at Rude but then turned her gaze to the terrace floor. How bad would it be if she took a little bit of time for herself? Sure, the offer came from a curious direction, but maybe this was a sign. In the same way that the appearance of Marie had to be a sign. It was time to take steps in a new direction. Open the door to new friendships.

“On Monday,” Tifa replied.

#final fantasy vii #ffvii #ff7 #rude of the turks #tifa lockhart #rudti #fanfic #fan fiction #afi writes #adultery tw #temptation

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judjira · 2 years

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ALRIGHT MAGIC SCHOOL TIME

so ! what the girls study:

tzuyu's a moon druid under the nature department. if you don't know what a druid is, they're basically spellcasters that tap their magic from the primal forces of nature, and as a moon druid, tzuyu mainly uses her magic to transform into beasts to fight against those that harm nature. yes she's very sweet she can turn into a hamster but she can also turn into a giant constrictor snake

chaeyoung studies evocation magic as a draconic bloodline sorcerer. yes, many fancy words. evocation magic is basically using magic to manipulate pure energy in the environment, i.e. blow shit up. as a sorcerer, her magic stems from a particular phenomena, in this case her bloodline, and manifests itself in her proclivity for pyromancy (setting shit on fire)

dahyun studies under the divination department, which is basically spells all about knowing things, past, present, and future. she's a knowledge cleric, which means her magic stems from her belief and faith in a particular god. i'd say she mostly uses a crystal ball or tarot cards to cast her spells and see things, and her magic basically gives her photographic memory or smtin idk HAHA

mina is a warlock ! this means she's struck a deal or a bargain with an otherworldly deity or creature in exchange for fabulous power. in this case, she's made a deal with a dark power (that i'll probably reveal later on) in exchange for having spells that can alter space and time. as such, she's part of the dunamancy department (credit to wildemount for coining that name) and studies chronurgy, or the manipulation of time. did i mention she's an elf? yeah she's an elf, elf mina fits perfectly imo

sana is another sorcerer, this time a runechild sorcerer (credit again to matt mercer and the new tal dorei book !) she studies under the gnomish runes department. basically she's got all these runes on her skin which she uses to make wards that can protect her and people all around her ! neato !!!

jihyo's a bit of a nerd in the department of lore. as a wizard, her magic stems from practice and study, so yeah, nerd alert. she basically has a sentient spellbook that she uses to jot down notes and spells and stuff like that (order of scribes !) she's also the dorm manager ! bc dorm manager jihyo is always my headcanon

momo's in the elven rituals department, and that's because she's a half-elf studying bladesinging (damn high ac wizards) bladesinging is basically an art form that's supposedly unique to elves. it manifests through something called the elfsong, and elves can use it to sort of "dance" with a sword. very cool ! and very momo too !!

jeongyeon's a cleric like dahyun, except instead of knowledge, her domain is death. yep, jeongyeon studies in the necromancy department. except instead of being more of a zombie type necromancer, she's more of a "i will kill you" necromancer and most of he r magic is harmful and more about killing people. did i mention she has a scythe? yeah she had a scythe

nayeon is a half-fairy bard ! bards are unique in that they draw their magic from performance and song, which fits nayeon to a tee ! she studies glamour in the department of enchantment, and basically has a silver-tongue ! also bc she's a half fairy she's super popular and basically everyone likes her

so thats everyone !! im super excited for this au if u can tell hehe feel free to hit me up with questions if u have any !

#joo rambles #magic school au

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myrfing · 1 year

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you can also run a website that posts a name every year like ELON MUSK or who’s that one little gayass prageru guy with the chipmunk manner of speaking. and make that person die a weird msysterious gruesome self inflicted hamster death in that year and either it’d go completely unknown or people would be like this site is accurately predicting these bizarre deaths? and irl youll just buy a crystal ball and when people investigate you youll just be like im a little clairvoyant. i get strange and crazy dreams once a year of my grandma telling me when someone famous dies. I think it’s because of my diet in which I consume copious amounts of soy and soy based products

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govindhtech · 5 months

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Mastering Tamagotchi Adventure Kingdom

Guide to Tamagotchi Adventure Kingdom Apple Arcade starts the year with Tamagotchi Adventure Kingdom, Cornsweeper, and Blackjack by MobilityWare+ and over 20 content upgrades.

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Words in Progress, a new puzzle game, and BEAST: Bio Exo Arena Suit Team, a 3v3 online action game with animal protagonists in powerful mechanized armors, launch on February .

In addition to new releases, favorite games are releasing fresh content this month. The 2023 App Store Award winner Hello Kitty Island Adventure will celebrate luck and lanterns for the Year of the Dragon on January 19. Dragons leave valuable pearls, symbolizing good luck, as they fly over Friendship Island. Collect dragon pearls for special festival gifts.

Crayola Create and Play+ becomes a winter paradise on January 12 with a limited-time Rainbow Rush winter skin. This begins Crayola’s annual Creativity Week, which celebrates children’s creativity and learning fun. Players can also wear the camouflage hero skin, ride the Water Jetpack in muddy conditions, and drive the new Hamster Ball in Jetpack Joyride .Snake.io+, P&D Story, Cut the Rope , Cityscapes: Stitch, Sim Builder WHAT CAR? Many games, including Samba de Amigo: Party-To-Go, will get exciting improvements this month. Apple Arcade’s Recently Updated area lets subscribers keep up with their favorite games.

Game releases today include: Tamagotchi Adventure Kingdom by Bandai Namco The most popular virtual friend franchise is releasing a fresh and fascinating adventure for adventurers. Tamagotchi Adventure Kingdom lets you work with the charming protagonist Mametchi to restore peace to the earth after an unknown event. Players can build a cozy wilderness camp, explore odd landscapes, and interact with around 300 charming Tamagotchi characters in the kingdom. Due to continuous content upgrades, the game offers a healthy, surprising experience for all ages. Cornsweeper WBT

Cornsweeper, by Jamaican solo developer wbuttr, is a humorous and relaxing twist on Minesweeper. With a relaxing, original soundtrack and reggae influences, this mind-sweep-em-up lets players pop popcorn and avoid explosions. The Patois-localized game is influenced by Jamaican culture.

MobilityWare And Blackjack MobilityWare+ lets players fully experience Blackjack and master its intricacies. Splitting and doubling down allow authentic gameplay beyond Hit or Stand. While in London and Barcelona, each with a unique gaming atmosphere, players can choose a table and climb the leaderboards to prove their skills. Unique features like the table-run advancement system, which unlocks new tables and titles, provide excitement and achievement.

Tamagotchi Adventure Kingdom Oh BiBi is beast This 3v3 online action game with distinct heroes and exciting gameplay takes players on a cosmic adventure in a captivating sci-fi environment with vivid, stylish graphics and outstanding animations. In the game, animal heroes pilot BEASTs, powerful mechanical armor. Simple gameplay principles allow players to transform between the fast PET and powerful BEAST forms, each with distinct powers and weapons, to unleash their inner warriors. Game characters include the crafty cat Clyde, the owl Nyx, the powerful warthog Rusty, and the eccentric unicorn GG Nova. Players can play alone or with friends and family in thrilling modes including Payload, Crystal Rush, and Free for All, which offer unique battle twists and depth. Word Progress (Gamious)

Words in Progress requires players to build words from seven vertically arranged letters. Removed letters are replaced with new player pile letters. Complete challenges to keep the letter pile full and the game going. The unique word game Words in Progress is fun for all ages. It has long and steady learning curve, three game modes (Endless, Practice, and Multiplayer), and a tidy, cozy, and crisp design.

Price, availability Apple Arcade costs $6.99 per month after a one-month free trial. Apple Arcade is free for three months with a new iPhone, iPad, Mac, or Apple TV . Apple One’s Individual ($19.95 U.S.), Family ($25.95 U.S.), and Premier ($37.95 U.S.) monthly plans include a one-month free trial of Apple Arcade. Two arcade original games are available for iPhone, iPad, Mac, and Apple TV. The App Store Greats is iPad and iPhone-compatible.

A subscription gives a family of six unrestricted access to all Apple Arcade games.

Device hardware and software compatibility determines the 200+ titles’ availability. Some regions may not have entire content.