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crows-before-bros · 9 months

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Pasta really do be having the best shots. Just look at those eyes

#corvid #corvidae #crows #crow #bird pics #corvids #birds #birdphotography #bird #bird photography #pastathecrow #crowsdaily #crowbro #photographers on tumbr #original photographers #original photography

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littledoughty · 7 months

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Keeping up with inktober! My dreams revolve around befriending a crow with peanuts. Do you hear a lady cawing in the streets? It's probably me.

#drawing #art #inktober #crow #crowbros are the best bros #also peanuts

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xynnoix · 2 years

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*Scurries all over your inbox like a little cryptid*

Hehehehe oh noooo I'm dropping all of my fleas and bellssss

~💮, I love causing chaos wherever I go úwù

NOOOO, GET THOSE THINGS AWAY FROM ME.

GO BOTHERED CROW WITH YOUR FLEAS, I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT- OR THE BELLS.

/lh/j

#💮 anon #ask box #inbox asks #NOOOOO #CROWBRO GET YOUR ANON

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autumnevil · 2 years

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Just some crow bros

#crows #ravens #crowbros #autumn #fall #halloween #autumn nature #spooky #witch #witchcraft #nature #beautiful #cozy

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distortedsoup · 1 year

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#raven #birds #art #digital art #crowbros

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debsmooth · 2 years

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Hadn’t been to see our crow bros in two weeks but what a welcome! The babies (Momo and Joe) came right up and begged. Mom and dad appeared instantly and there was a lovely monkeynut session with the babies asking for their nuts to be opened by me and Genie. We threw the whole nuts, the babies brought them back saying “Hey, thanks. Pls open this” 😝 #crowsofinstagram #crowbros #crows #fledglingcrows #feedme (at Lochend Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CgX3-kboJVJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#crowsofinstagram #crowbros #crows #fledglingcrows #feedme

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buff-daddy-cole · 25 days

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ninjago headcanons i found in a google doc i wrote a month ago

Zane 🥶

Zane records soundbites (like laugh tracks and applause) and plays them whenever he feels like there needs to be dramatic tension

Zane has backup memories and a mind palace (kinda like Conner from D:BH)

Whenever he zones out he goes there, he can see PIXAL and can save his memories (Conner D:BH 🥰)

Cole 🪨

Cole likes to arm wrestle people, he always fake loses

Cole is naturally very strong but also bro is so bulked that even without his super strength he can still lift a car with one hand (bro is so damn cool)

Cole is a ghost

Cole yearns for touch, but cant get it (he's a ghost)

Cole can talk to crows (calls them ‘crowbros’)

Cole calls Jay blueballs

Jay ⚡

Jay slits his eyebrows

Jay doesn't swear (“it's a sign of weak verbal skills”)

Jay is a drag queen and crossdresses

Jay is Intersex, and identifies as Cis Masc

Jay is afraid of the dark

RGB 🔥🌊 🥬

Kai and Jay sing in the shower together (as broskis do)

Kai named himself after the cobra kai dojo from Karate Kid

Kai the type of person to ask for his nipples to be removed during his top surgery

Nya is great at darts and Kai always gets hurt when trying to play

Kai used to read bedtime stories to Lloyd when he first arrived at Destiny’s Bounty

He still does when Lloyd needs help sleeping

Kai and Lloyd also cuddle a lot, as Lloyd's main love language is touch

Nya views Lloyd as a little brother and Lloyd views her as a cool older sister (despite being physically older than her)

Nya and Lloyd view Kai as their Dad//Older Brother

Kai hates when people leave (even if they're just going to the store, it causes him anxiety)- He's worried they won't come back

Kai and Nya were left alone for 3 days before Kai left to get food for them

Kai knows how to speak/understand backward talk on command

Kai has multiple stick-n-poke tattoos (most look like shit ((he did them himself))

Kai gets into a lot of bar fights

Kai is a sleep talker

Nya is a sleepwalker

Lloyd is normal

Nya can lift a truck with her bare hands

Nya deals drugs (“I know a guy who knows a girl, and she knows this girl knows a guy, well this guy knows a real estate agent and she can help you find a place! if you catch my drift.”)

Lloyd is Cody’s Theme (by AJJ)

The main four have talked about sacrificing themselves for Lloyd in front of It multiple times

Lloyd is very worried about them

The two guys at 10.50-10.54 S3 EP1 are dating

When the Overlord controls Borg, Borg is dead (dead on the ground no pulse)

Brad does “ 👉👈 ”

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crowleytheserpentofeden · 4 months

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*shows up on his couch* hey CrowBro

-@g00brielandbeez

hi- *is weirdly awkward*

#crowley comments #good omens #crowley good omens

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sparrowsortadrawzzz · 5 months

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Okay I’m on another thought train and you are the designated person to travel with me on these trips. So. Consider. Reverse omens, right? Classic. Sometimes it’s all the angels and demons flipped, sometimes it’s just the husbands. But consider. Reverse omens but ONLY ineffable bureaucracy gets switched. If anything I think this has the possibility to be the MOST interesting variation of this au because, like, if only Aziraphale and Crowley are switched it changes some things but they’re like…middle to upper-middle class in terms of ranking? Not much about the structure of how things work in heaven and hell changes. Everyone gets switched? More variation but arguably too many moving parts and characters to keep track of. Just Beelzebub and Gabriel (or as Beez would probably called according to our headcanons Zuriel. And …whatever Gabriel is called in this. Any thoughts?) get switched? Throws the whole system into chaos! Like here’s how I see it. Season 1 Gabriel was a total asshole. No doubts about it. Heaven was institutionally fucked up and half of it was probably his fault. Beelzebub though? I’ve always had more of an impression that hell was bad because it’s, y’know, hell. Not that Beelzebub themself was an awful boss. Like aside from killing Eric that one time and yelling a bunch they actually seem like a pretty fair boss. Just evil because that’s their job. So like in this universe hell would be like…infinitely worse. But heaven? I feel like it would actually be substantially less fucked up with Beelzebub calling the shots. The other archangels and the metatitty would likely still cause problems as always but I genuinely don’t think it would be as bad. Crowley likely has a bunch of trauma now so oops but like Aziraphales boss is pretty chill so he likely isn’t as messed up as usual. They probably do still have that firm belief in Armageddon and all that but there probably less “we’ll kill you if you don’t go along with this. pick a side Aziraphale” about it and more “Look man I’ve been ignoring you and my brothe- (yes I’m bringing ssiblingzz shit into this. You probably know my brainrot well enough by now to have guessed I would.) Crowley’s shit for millennia I can’t do that any more. It’s time to fight. Please stop being stubborn I don’t wanna have kill you you’re the only bitch I respect up here.” (Beelzebub has always seemed more aware of Aziraphale and Crowley’s situation than Gabe so I kind of think in this situation they’d actually be the type to turn a blind eye to it?)

I do have more thoughts but I need to make food so enjoy this for now and share any of your ideas. I’ll probably be back soon with more.

OOOOOH WAIT YOUVE GOT A POINT THERE- I think Gabe would be some demon like perhaps Camio (from googling, he seems to be "Demon of persuassion and communication", which seems very up his alley, and his Wikipedia article mentioned him being leader of a bunch of demons, so it makes sense-), and he'd treat Hastur, Shax, and Ligur like he treats Uriel, Michael, and Sandalphon. Beez would for sure be dry, and tired, but I think ze'd be a pretty good boss too- the other Archangels may treat zir with an actual respect! ze might also give Aziraphale some slack for interacting with Crowley, since a) it's zir brother, and b) ze might understand how he feels 👀 Demon!Gabe (Cammy?) tho, he'd smell more of plastic-promises, be more manipulative and conniving, and maybe even be more in his element, cuz being a demon doesn't take a "I'm smart and mighty, follow me" mentality, it takes an obey-or-die mentality. I mean, "t-o-s-t...e. TOAST!!" put great emphasis on that ADHFH- (also him possibly being considered as Lucifer's brother? and fellow starmaker with Angel!Crowley?? SO MANY ANGST OPPORTUNITIES-) however, he would probably be extra with keeping track of the intentions of Crowley's miracles, and yeahh poor Crowbro may be kinda frucked up even more-

I think once he sees how Zuriel actually cares about him and sees him as someone other than a big scary demon, as an actual friend and companion who understands him, he puts down his guard and fight-or-flight, and changes for the better with zir. (maybe he didn't particularly enjoy having to manipulate and scare others into doing what he'd been ordered to do, but had to in order to survive? or maybe he and his possible brother team up and are conniving little shits, whatever you think is best ^^)

THANK YOU FOR SHARING ALL OF THIS WITH ME I LOVE YOUR HEADCANONS ADN STUFF SO MUCHVAHFJDHG

#the birds have spoken #YIPPEE MOOTS #YIPPEE FLOSS #good Omens #good omens swap au #beelzebub good omens #gabriel good omens #ineffable bureaucracy #reverse bureaucracy #ssiblingzz

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crows-before-bros · 28 days

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Fluffy Oregano looking up at the sky.

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weirdmageddon · 8 months

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Crying I havent homestuck since i was 12 but reading your shit is like Anton Ego taking the first bite of ratatouille in Ratatouille. Haven't felt this emotion in a decade

Also what does bird clicky chest noise mean? I tried looking it up and all i got was bird pneumonia

omg yes that makes me so happy i’ll have to write more .. writing dave in particular is so fun

what jade meant by clicky chest noise was a certain noise crows make. crows do a lot more noises than just an abrasive “CAW” which probably wouldnt be nice to have right into your ear.

ive heard it called a rattle, a comb call (which i guess is because it sounds kind of like dragging your finger along a hair comb).. also chitters. and since davesprite doesnt have a beak the clicking noises would have to come from inside somehow. but i can make click sound in my throat with my mouth closed so maybe its something similar

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scientists arent really sure exactly what the call means but crow enthusiasts who make friends with them in their yards say it’s a friendly, content, and intimate sound. this is a pretty apt description:

Some say these low-pitched rattling vocalizations sound metallic or mechanical, like a ratchet turning or the thrumming of spokes. This rattling noise is an intimate sound crows make to the closest members of their family. It's an intimate, familiar, friendly rattle I don't hear very often but when I do, I count myself lucky. It means that I've been allowed a little sample of the crow's most intimate and tender feelings, even if I'm only eavesdropping from afar. I've heard mated pairs making this sound to one another, especially in the springtime. Sometimes, I hear a lonely crow rattling to itself, almost as a self-soothing reflex or perhaps longing for a mate. Once, when its parents left to find food, I heard a baby crow try to cajole them back by rattling at them from the top of a tree. When crows are playing together, I've heard them rattle at one another and it sounds like they're sharing a friendly little joke.

some more examples from reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/crowbro/comments/13xsh0c/can_someone_help_me_id_these_sounds_happen_often/

https://www.reddit.com/r/crowbro/comments/15zdrpb/my_crowbro_approached_me_and_took_some_peanuts_to/ (at 2:00 in the video)

https://www.reddit.com/r/crowbro/comments/15tt8lc/chatty_little_babies/

subreddit name absolutely revelant btw rip earth 2009 dave wouldve loved r/crowbro and posted pics

#hs

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aquabuggy · 1 year

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Submitted by @crowbro!

Found at 5 below in MI!

JESUS WATER GAME?????????

#had to break format just because WHAT #is this blasphemy since it doesn’t showcase JC having the ability to walk on water?#KINDA WANT IT.#aqua #aquacore #toy aqua #aqua toys #keychain aqua #accessory aqua #water toys #water games #water ring game #water ring toss #water catch game #tw religion #colored text #submissions

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crowboss-whore · 1 year

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I drew your Seer. Welcome back, Crowbro

I don’t have my blinking emoji oh no—

Anyways hi Xyn! Nice to see you lmao

AND THANKS FOR THE DRAWING 😭😭 idk if I tell you this enough but your art gives me serotonin like bubble wrap does

#crow answers ࿓#xynnoix art #Xynnoix #❛ a seer of secrets ❜#asos art

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valgreaves · 1 year

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my very first earnest attempt at drawing my boy when i was first playing ilitw vs my most recent stab at it again, five years later. i'd like to think that i've shown some noticeable improvement...? at the very least, i've switched art programs since then, thank fucking god.

misc information about him under the cut bc atp i have essentially blorbofied him but im self conscious about it u_u

His name is Oscar Velasco. Technically, the name is Óscar, but the thing about growing up as a kid of color in a majority-white town is that you eventually give up on correcting your teachers when they mispronounce your name and resign yourself to going along with it.

His favorite animals are dogs and corvids, crows especially. His parents didn’t let him have pets as a kid, but he would sneak food to the crows that hung around the house because he read once on an animal fact card that crows can remember faces and thought it was super cool. He eventually managed to win their trust, and they started to follow him around and bring him gifts. When he was in middle school, one of his crows left a dead sparrow on his windowsill which was, like, kind of disturbing, but also sick as hell? He didn’t want it to go to waste, so he cleaned up the skull and turned it into a pendant. When Ava finally hears the story behind it she literally starts shaking him by the shoulders out of excitement because holy shit, that’s metal as fuck, and also, you gotta introduce me to your crowbros now.

He was kind of quiet and withdrawn as a kid. Entering kindergarten as a kid with undiagnosed ADHD was like being thrown into the deep end of the swimming pool with weights tied to his ankles. He was smart, but had troubling understanding and remembering directions long enough to follow them. It didn't help, either, that his teachers back then were often short with him, mistaking his confusion for oppositional noncompliance. So he was the kid who spent most of his time in class spacing out or doodling absently in the margins of his sheetwork, and most of his recesses hiding under a picnic table reading books he brought from home...

...at least, until he met Jane. It was nice to have someone to protect and look out for, someone who genuinely believed in him. He felt like he could do anything as long as she needed him to be strong for her. And then Jane died, and everyone else drifted away, and he went back to hiding under picnic tables. But at least he got in a few good years of a normal, happy childhood.

He's not used to being a priority in people's lives and he truly doesn't expect people to care about him with the same intensity that he does for them. When he sacrificed himself so that Noah wouldn't have to, that was kind of supposed to be the end of it. If he thinks too hard about Noah coming back for him, confronting his fears and letting the Power back into his life to find a way to save him, his head might explode. Anyway this is the only thing I can say about their dynamic without wanting to throw myself into the ocean:

The dark circles under his eyes are genetic. I mean, he's also an insomniac, but that has nothing to do with how tired he looks. Don't Worry About It

#artstack.jpg #secret mc directory #'earnest attempts' not counting all the stupid shitposts ive done featuring him. i mean those were earnest too just. not as much #anyway feel free to ignore me. like im in love with him. but thats a private matter #also i just realized the implications of me saying i took a stab at him OOPS Lets Not Discuss That

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pothosrays · 2 years

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ray do u. do u befriend crows in your neighborhood. do u have crowbros. crowmies.

I was making attempts with it before i moved. ive fed crows a number of times, but ive never gotten particularly close with them. one murder was more shy than the last i tried to befriend. i actually got kinda close to those fellas. (as in, walking distance. i sat near them.) but, no, I haven't successfully made friends with them. and theres hardly crows here to experiment with. :( hopefully in some future I will make friends.

#ask #txt

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heraldofcrow · 1 year

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Tag Game

Hey @bombur-sexy-bitch!! Thanks for the tag and sorry this took so long! I had it saved in my drafts for a bit, and finally got around to it.

Nickname: I think my online nickname has always been something with “Crow” in it, haha. RosyCrow, CrowBro, literally just Crow. It’s because I have it in every URL or username and people adopt it <3

Height: 5’7

Sign: Libra

Last Google Search: Shaun the Sheep gifs 💀 (the mutuals got me wanting to save some Shaun stuff)

Song Stuck in My Head: Shaun the Sheep theme song. I am helpless. People mention it once and I get it in my head. Happens every time lmao.

Number of followers: I just did a bot purge to get an accurate number and it ended at 276 (Hi guys 👋)

Amount of Sleep: 7-8 hours on a good day

Dream Job: Literary journalist

Wearing: All black. As usual.

Movie/Book That Summarizes You: The Addam’s Family works, I guess. The 90’s films. Also, my ultimate guilty pleasure that no one should be surprised by…The Crow 😂

Aesthetic: The whole Gothic/vampire thing, you know the one

Favorite Authors: Too many to list here, but I adore J. R. R. Tolkien, Leo Tolstoy, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Charles Dickens, Emily Brontë, Franz Kafka, Edgar Allen Poe, and more of the classics.

Favorite Song: Since I can’t choose an all-time favorite, I’ll choose my recent fav which is “The Eternal” by Joy Division.

Favorite Instrument: Violin

Random Fact: I grew up speaking German along with English, but I’ve since lost my chops. I’m currently trying to relearn it because I think it would be cool to speak both again.

—Thanks again for the tag!!

Really, if anyone wants to…feel free. I think most of my mutuals were tagged in the original post lol. @fantomette22 @bimbomcgee @feartheoldblog @anendale-fisher @iinsectaa @esssteee @firstidentitycrisis @katyspersonal @gg-force @8km-2 @lizteaart @cyberroses

No pressure guys!

#i’m losing it with the shaun the sheep stuff #lmao #it was the theme of the day #tag game #mutuals #heraldofcrow

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