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dunamanticarchivist · 5 years

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C2E53 Critical Role Lateblog

Alright here we go bois all the goodness of critical role without the 3am watching. Maybe I should make better life choices like this

Lets... let’s just forget about that ad ok? Its better for my mental state

Yeeee Travis had a wet dream again

And Caduceus makes very good insights and caring for the lost and wandering

Aaaand Caleb is in full winter reminiscence mode, thats me now as spring is coming

Jester’s awareness of ships goes as far as shit and dick jokes

ALMOST ANYONE EXCEPT YOU the travis sam roasting is on FIRE

KOMMANDANT CALEB

Now Caleb roast, Jester’s callback is a double roast

Flashback thats magical even for a fantasy world

Beau’s deception is pretty good; easier to fool those who feel superior

Thats one dexterous goblin

Thats a fucking huge kitty, thats Cad’s height

The amount of twinny rolling is amazing

THEY EAT CRITTERS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Yonic, Yarnball, Clarabell how long will you last?

A single tree huh strange for Xhorhas

ITS A TREE

This is a shopping with the Mighty Nein: Xhorhas edition

Thats fucking creepy af

Sadly he has neither soul nor face

MATTHEW WHAT ARE YOUR VOCAL CHORDS MADE OF?

All the whispers

Its 3 goblins in a trenchcoat

Ah its kobolds, close enough

Oh god the Horizon Walker Ranger class would be perfect for this mission

Fjord is definitely hangry

Aaand break

Ok spooky bar

BAR FIGHT

Jester throwing down the gauntlet with a literal sequin glove

Marisha looks like she is actually preparing for a fight

And Travis is her coach giving an encouraging speech and warmups

Oookkay a monk fuck

ok its not that bad not that bad

Splitting the attacks oooo that is some interesting tactics

This is a full blown brawl

Yaaass queen worship Jester and the Traveler

This is literally the intro trailer where the unicorns attack the giant/ogre

Stealing the diamond from the pile this team is definitely working well

Aaand out Jester is down

OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU

(actually I got spoiled a bit on twitter, so I think i know who the Drow is)

It actually makes the combat so much better, just like????? So much just as planned and references and innuendos

OH MY FUCKING GOD 2 HP???? And Marisha was rolling wrong dice??? Oh god this is a game of D&D alright

SEARCH FOR FJORD TOO SOON YOU IDIOTS YOU MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT

Marisha guessed it right then

FUCKING CLIFFHANGER EEEEEEE

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bardly-working · 2 years

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“If I could make a small request: when you make your report, can you leave out the part where I turned all hairy and was just, like, vibrating with raw sexual energy?“

...this motherfucker just got a natural 20. I love this.

#travis willingham #you beautiful monster #chetney pock o'pea #cr liveblog #or would this be lateblog?#latereact?#cr3 ep16 #critical role spoilers

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dunamanticarchivist · 5 years

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C2E43 little things lateblog

Marisha/Beau was hard carrying the whole encounter. Just alndbijnpfn its so good the whole episode was amazingly good that if anyone asks what episode to use to introduce Critical Role? C2E43. Also these points are a bit un-chronological

Ok fights going off, pretty much as expected

Ehhh middling initiative rolls

AMAZINGly shit rolls for the crew initiative

Lots and lots of ups and downs

A FUCKING DEMON TRAVIS “LAWFUL GOOD” WILLINGHAM??

Beau’s restraint was .... staggering. I could write a whole essay on that

Laura dying over whether to go with Beau or go back

Caleb speedstering and faceplanting

No one being able to grapple Yasha or Nott

Travis’ accent “slip”

“Nott" going back to prison

Vandren is apparently a well regarded pirate on Darktow?

Really Avantika of all the lies you choose you choose the one with least half truth? You’re a terrible liar and you should feel bad

Good rolls all round...FUCKING NAT 20 for Fjord to convince the Plank King to let Beau punch the truth out of Avantika

“Cobalt knuckles” You’ve got 60 seconds, but I’ve got more knuckles

Power move Beau, power move

Soloan is Caleb’s soulmate but alas too soon they are parted

Laura might have managed to find the jewels if she used Locate Object, but double 1s to balance all the amazingly timed rolls is a pretty good trade

Matt saying “mantacled”

Poor crew being comforted by cuddly Cad

“This is now a resource management game”. Guys this is looking too much like Pillars of Eternity 2

Beau going You’re turning me on when Fjord tells them to toss the place, and him going Not my intention aasifihghu its so wholesome

Not much loot though but Caleb rolls 18,19 on disadvantage????

Somehow the whole thing felt a bit more scuffed than the melee brawl

Jesus Laura is the best pigeon whisperer she literally speaks without moving her lips she’s a ventriloquist

So much genius wizard stuff, the transmutation, the counterspell, the Feuer

Yasha’s jaegering was pretty much on point afaik; the storm the grappling contests

Oooo Max bought them a magnifying glass for the map its amazing thanks Max its actually fucking helpful

OOOkkay Sam that stuttering imitation....yeaaaaaah no good. You take that back Riegel

Very good RP moment for Cad Divination to connect with the Wildmother especially after the tumult

All the Control Water to speed boost. Yer aint got shit Avantika

Jester “look at me I’m Avantika”

Caleb’s multi topic jumping after a long, long fucking day is totally my mood. Yesterday that was literally me at a conference trying to juggle 4 conversations and listen to a lecture with 7 hours of sleep for 46 hours of consciousness

I wonder how much of Beau’s lie to the Plank King was lie and how much was truth

“Interested in just drinking and chasing our barbarian friend” LIAM ObriAN

Uuuughh everything about this episode was the best best thing ever

Laura and Travis awkwardly breaking off the conversation WAS TOO CUTE TOO FUCKING CUTE that whole conversation was pure fluff with a dash of angst on the side

It was hands down, for me, the best episode period. (I haven’t watched C1), but still, things are looking up so much after this I WANT MORE MOOOARR

Oh I’ve got Control Water too *cue Travis leaving the table

Jesus 2 control water speeds the journey by alot

Clerics man, clerics are the best class (according to Matt Mercer and alot of other cleric mains

Hmm they found the ship, not the orb I think. More on another post I guess

Now they’re 700ft under the surface??

TAL PLEASE DONT MAKE IT ALL THE DREAM JESUS that was fucking hilarious

They can cast spells underwater now sweet

So worth rewatching over and over again

ITS NOT THURSDAY YET (LIAM PLEASE)

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dunamanticarchivist · 6 years

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Critical Role Latest of the Lateblogs C2E31 Commerce and Chaos

Well I think this is the longest I’ve held off watching CR 2 since binge-ing the first 13 episodes in a marathon procrastination for roughly 3 days. Which might be a good thing, that I’m giving sufficient priority to things around me. But not being able to browse twitter and tumblr cos spoilers has been rather killer. Now, for a relaxing shopping episode of... critical role. Also that title is amazing

Only 3 and half hours boo hoo

Or did they take out the break in replays?

Oh boi a Sam Riegel southern special

A true blue ‘murican musical masterpiece

ENCORE ENCORE

Oh thank god I thought they took out the audio for the cheesy intro

That wouldn’t be the same any more would it

RIP Sam Riegel, but RIP Matt Mercer first

Dafuq Nott is now inventing flechette rounds in fantasy settings

Holy shit thats gonna be dangerous - one potentially explosive arrow

Im surprised Travis isnt asleep yet

Okokokokokok there are shenanigans afoot with letter forgery

(Ok i got spoiled a bit for this bit, but still)

Liam’s face palm is mood

FROM THE TOWN OF NIGERIA

Jesus there will be a million repercussions spilling out of this and plot ends for Matt to refine into knives to murderinate them with

Oh no this will not end well. At all. RIP erbady’s heart

Diamonds, fucking diamonds

Ah there is Travis’ eyeroll. RIP him

LETS GO TO PUMAT’S (i saw a pumatprime logo that looks like amazon prime it was awesome sry i forgot who to credit it to on twitter)

Dese kids MOAR PUMATS

Bath time again?

GIMME THEM BRACERS

Thats really helpful Jester you should never bargain

A mighty girth....hmm not the group name you are looking for

Interesting spell selections. Feather fall, expeditious retreat, catapult. All 1st levels and uses reaction, bonus action and action. Very versatile

“This longsword”. Travis instantly becomes interested in shopping again. BAD FJORD BAD PUT DOWN THAT LONGSWORD. NO DONT EAT IT AGAIN BAD

The sword that was broken, potential plot point

Dust of deliciousness wtf that sounds absolutely baller

Cleaning out the pumats

ALL THE FUNKY ENCHANTMENTS someone please make the thinking meme for pumat

The dancing sounds like a Otto’s Irresistable Dance a lvl 6 spell enchantment.

8000 gold for that. Interesting.

As an economics student, I am incredibly fascinated by the price systems that exist in Exandria (so 400 gold for +1 weapon)

Lotta pigeons hooting in here

Tfw when your hobo wiz is charming af

Only 100 gold off, its something but thats less than 5% off the bill (total should come up to 2400 golds ish)

Paper and ink in the same box, I too like to live dangerously

Marisha’s grabby hands for the bracers *squeeee

Matt, you have no idea how heavy paper can get

“May I go to the library” jesus that brings me back to childhood I loved my school library

MOAR SHOPPING RIP TRAVIS ROUND 2

We now have an official cook and potion maker on the road, its gonna be lit

Suvo’s Secrets ooo what a name. 20 ft by 20 ft. The first thing that comes to mind is how a Fireball would put the place to flame. I need help

Holy fuck thats a big dragonborn

Im calling it thats a hoarding hag of a dragonborn

FROM YOUR MOTHERS CHEST really Matt you forget the Ruby of the Sea was a prostitute for one second. Just one second. Meme mode ON

1 gold for fucking garlic they have no fucking sense for money

They should have just brought Nott along and stole the whole bag

Jester please once again, never negotiate for prices.

Also if Matt was in the mind to fuck with them, they could literally be paying for the privilege of being cursed

Fjord bailing, shopping must have been super depressing

SABIEN??? SABIEN???? GIVE ME PLOT GIVE ME BACKSTORY

Bummer to have a week of failed investigation

ONLY CAT FRUMPKIN

Zenoth still being creepy af

Jebaited monk training Day 1: Time to fucking read

Roleplaying lvl 6 subclass features pretty good

Lotta bows there

Correction Laura: everyone be a Cobalt Soul monk

“I dont get to kill those guys?” aww man

Info dump lads this is a wiki filling episode erbady take notes

The Chained Oblivion? With all the manacles I think that’s shaping up to be BBEG of this campaign

STILL NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO USE THE WORD PENETRATE

Magical experimental in Solstryce? This is not a particularly helpful turn of events

I wonder does the eye serve as a spellcasting focus

THEY SPLIT THE PARTY DOWNTIME MOST DANGEROUS TIME

Lots of charming ASMR voices with the Gentlemen and Fjord

oh shite its cree another WHERE’S MOLLY???

Ya he ded

Eyyy here we go (i got somewhat spoiled for this defacing of temples)

The ‘healers’ got a cloak for Nott the bravest rouge. Yes. But this is entirely wholesome and soul saving

Clearly the cast isnt all the religious or that serious about it

The platinum dragon is now.... a farmer. Very agricultural

-3 to deception at disadvantage. Still a 13. Absolutely golden

This is heresy and we are all going to hell

I HAD JUST HIRED HER goddamn they are horrendous at this skulduggery

OH SHIIIIT 5 CROWNSGUARDS one of whom appears to be a spellcaster

fuck some kind of forcecage? Ottiluke’s Resilient Sphere does damage?

ALL SHALL FALL TO THE CHARM OF JESTER LAVORRE

RUN YOU IDIOTS RUN

Jesus christ I didnt know I could get anxiety from watching a getaway scene

Good lord Jester virtually blew through her entire long rest of options in one night of revelry

Oh god here cometh the heartbreak

Thats alot of vague speak in the manner of gods

Dafuq the god is real? He can touch the dodecahedron? This sounds like a great amount of fuckery

Holy shit the time indeed passed I forgot there needs to be a break

NO REST WE GO ON LIKE CRITTERS

Taliesin is playing his INT 9 well

Lets go vacationing in the Bahamas/Nicodranas/Menagerie Coast

PLEASE CAST PLEASE LESS PEE AND POOP JOKES IM TRYING TO SNACK

Yes that is exactly how Jester would cast sending someone once wrote fanfic like that. It is obviously now canon

REVENGE FOR NOTT THE BRAVE KILL ALL THE GOBOS

Paper = power

ITS MORE THAN THAT AAAAAA ITS SO WHOLESOME

Everybody gets a dead people tea healing potion

Aaaand we’re back to the beginning

A delicious transitory episode, and hmmm a one-shot 2 weeks from now? Fascinating.

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dunamanticarchivist · 6 years

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Critical Role C2E28 Latest of the Lateblogs 1st Half

GGGAAAHH AWAY WITH THEE SPOILERS pretty much dodged everything for 12 hours straight. Very very late to the party, but still going to live for tonight’s episode..... of Critical Role *insert intro music here*

Goddamit alpha I forgot about recap and thought i was at the wrong episode, now im going to have to buffer all over again

Wait now black screen for the advert? I demand my weekly dose of Emmy-award winning Sam Riegel’s best cringe advertisements

Yay our lovely guests are still here!

Wait they just got away scot free like that? No Benny-hill chase music with the goons? Aww shucks

Good fantasy music lads at the new studio

Also, has Marisha’s voice gone even lower *swoons*?

We are all so excited about this, including me.

Good lord there is never a non-laughing moment in this

Oh god Nila has only 10 gold. Druid life man

HOW DARE YOU SPEND MY GOLD -Laura everytime they reach for the purse

Sam your timing is glorious. Always

They also have goodberries. Wunderbar

Sumalee I can’t actually tell if you’re roleplaying the outdoor wanderer well or actually being new to the game its so good you might as well be a veteran

NOTT THE BEST DETECTIVE so suss about Beau

no please i dont want to think about the 3 of them in prison

Always listen to smell bag. Wait.....

Oh god marching order already there is definitely a fight coming up

Oh Nila has the luck feat goddamn definitely coming in clutch as hell again

Wait non-dead trees? Swamp in the winterlands? Wat? Matt have you taken geography of the magical kind?

Frumpkin the owl is wonderful, but it isnt Frumpkin the therapy cat

Okay that is a lot of narration. This is going to be significant

So many flowers, please get some for Yasha

Is that actual groaning of rotten trees and wood? Jesus Matt you’ve certainly got your toys

Toss the dwarf across? Is this Lord of the Rings?

This is hallowed ground for sure, what a magical place.

Liam plz Elvish =/= japanese not even close do you even Tolkien?

TALIESIN TALIESIN TALIESIN JAFFE OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR

Great shirt and Sam’s flask has been a great stand-in for now, applause

Of course, of course his new character has a mohawk. Yes that firbolg is Taliesin. And he is a cleric.

That name. THAT NAME. LORD BE BLESSED THE WORLD IS WHOLE AGAIN MY HEART IS HEALED

Also that stat block. 20 WIS. Right off the bat.

Taliesin is a hermit. And might be a batshit crazy one at that. Also that deep accent.

Jesus that conversational skill, that poise and witty reparte

Now how are they going to get him to depart his comfortable home?

Well that’s convenient

Welcome to the Mighty Nein! Do you know Pumat Sol? Are those the introductory statements?

Green beetle armor with moss and amethyst, god that is an aesthetic

Also, this is another completely awkward being. WELCOME TO THE -

Sam what the fuck? JUST THE TIP???? Not even then, now throw it back

That ...was probably the best and worst 1st showing of the magic crossbow

Taliesin isn’t even roleplaying, he’s just being his true pyramidal mysterious self

AAAAHHH THIS EPISODE IS SO WHOLESOME

Very logical Caleb, good leadership

NO DONT SPLIT THE PARTY DONT DO EETT

That was a necessarily long and thorough debate, not something you find in Shady Creek Run

Oh Taliesin, never change you veteran D&D warrior always looking for the unorthodox advantage

RIP stealth when you’ve got a clanking dwarven fighter, 2 hulking firbolgs, 2 fumbling humans and an invisible goblin

Ashly you’ve killed someone again RIP

HOLY FUCK WHAT FRUMPKIN LIVES FRUMPKIN LIVES FUCK YUOR ARROWS AND BOLTS

Phil’s friend might have saved himself with comedy. Phil however, will be very dead.

Nomnomnom those are great berries

Oh boy, this is so tense FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT I WANT THE IRON SHEPHERDS DEAD NOW

Aww a break, welp I need one too for water and toilet.

Good, good wholesome episode. As usual. Well, mostly usual.

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dunamanticarchivist · 6 years

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Critical Role C2E28 Latest of the Lateblogs Second half

Okie okie okie LETS FIGHT so hyped

Stronghold map! Stronghold map! Stronghold map!

Frumpkin the spider....right and Beau is stroking it. This should carry arachnophobia warnings

Caleb and Nott split, one Firbolg each...and one disaster lesbian each?

Ok Nila is a wonderful being, maaayybeee a bit iffy about the bit about splitting skulls and brutally murdering people

Yes a hulking Firbolg looks exactly like a slim, lithe elven figure

Matt’s smile is such a quirk of the lips that i am fucking worried

STEALTH BITCHES

FUCKING HELL NAT 20s on the sneak attack and a second attack to go with, RIP guards

Harpoon’ed the sucker, also the other guy is so fucked. This is literally the most successful sneak attack I’ve seen so far the Nein have conducted

Sadly it wasn’t Phil #philisnext

The dwarf tosses a firbolg what universe is this?

Caleb please Frumpkin is a spider how is he going to fly?

The power of Gil strikes again!

Oh shiet someone be on the lookout

Well Nat 20s on demand man

Wait Frumpkin is a spider now?

FUCK ITS PHIL KILL HIM KILL HIM NOW

Mooks are weak against pets its a fact

Taliesin/Liam you are officially terrifying every spiderphobic person watching

NO DONT CAST KNOCK IT IS FUCKING LOUD

Wait what?

Oh fuck, oh fuckity fuck. Pots man, pots

ITS ON NOW ITS ON NOW YOU FUCKERS

Run and make a distraction, pretty smart

MOVE MOVE MOVE KEG redemption time

ANGRY DWARF INCOMING MAKE A HOLE

they....they stole magician’s judge? Oh you fuckers are dead now. Oh you are so, so dead now.

Hmm Phil is not as weedy as he looks.

OH GOD THAT IS A HIDEOUS LAUGHTER OUT OF ME

Ok she has no problems hitting someone she was friends with but cowers against her former boss? Hmm

LET THERE BE ACTION SURGE 6 ATTACKS LEVEL 5 LEVEL 5 LEVEL 5 how much damage even was that?

GOTTA GO FAST

Tank it you dwarf

oh fuck that haste goes off at the worst time

Bad flashbacks, BAD FLASHBACKS

Taliesin channel Ashley’s cleric

Oooh that is some nasty fires, revenge for rushing him previously?

Oh god warmage Caleb is coming. DEATH IS COMING DEATH DEATH DEATH

Sam please this show is PG-13 innocence for young eyes and Sumalee

That fight actually went well. How? Are they ever going to get out?

Finally! An actual dungeon

Phil helping from the death

That thug is so very dead, that’s what you get torturer

Shhh shhh off into the sweet embrace of flesh mush, Taliesin you are truly a god

FAST FAST FAAST DWARF but why?

Oh no its the Firbolg child and daddy gotta save them

Liam leaves the table in a rage at how bad Sam is at pick locks

Uh oh Ashly is gone too what has happened to them?

Matt makes a quick prayer to the dice gods and gets his nat 19 for the narrative :)

Soft spot for the kids Beau? Interesting

More tea for the road lads

More happy sobbing for today

Alright back to the fighting 4 MORE HOURS 4 MORE HOURS

Okay watching Critrole before sleep is a terrible idea; im too hyped to sleep. But IT. HAS. BEEN. GOOD. GOOD! AAAARRRRGGGHHH *zzz its 1.44am now RIP me

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dunamanticarchivist · 5 years

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C2E70 - late catchup 2 boogaloo

Oh god my feet are killing me, folks Edinburgh is worth walking in but there should also be foot massage machines or services hereabouts

aaanyway back where Traveler left off with Jessie

A volcano meetup? Travelercon is certainly gonna blow up

Jester and Traveler conversations are some of the bloody best things to listen to in times of stress

Jesus Matt, your voice insurance is sure gonna be worth alot, its practically honey and the deep rumble of the rainstorm

AWAWUAGH THE ART IS SO GOOD

Wait....are they gonna..

NOT AGAIN THEY FORGOT THEIR MOORBOUNDERS

THEY FORGOT THEIR FJUCKING MOORBOUNDERS

THREE GODDAMN TIMES

Well at least they used Teleportation Circle for the first time

And now for the interview/trial by fire

Tall dark and handsome? Nah tall pastel and pink

That...that was a good meeting indeed

Whilst things have gone badly in the immediate moment, their past good deeds have had time to catch up to them

A good salve to their wounded souls

Uuuuhhh uhhh is it gonna be Astrid? Human female Scourger

Oh god oh god oh god zemnian zemnian zemnian

Mercer are you pulling us a fast one on us? WHO IS IT TELL USSS

How to persuade Yeza to be a pirate or be a stay-home dad

Does Taliesin not take notes? Is that a RP of his low INT / recall ability?

Wildmother has been giving lots of gifts to the other gods

LORE DROP LORE DROP LORE DROP

Is Caduceus assembling the Avengers of the Prime Deities?

Like Wildmother, Stormlord, Ioun etc etc

A liquor cabinet is a shrine to the alcohol god

And now Caleb is the one entirely intoxicated

CHUCKLEHEADS

Uuughh 8 MORE HOURS. I would love for them to do a long long stream for Christmas

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dunamanticarchivist · 5 years

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Critical Role C2E76 Lateblog

Here I go, off on a wild watching adventure of Critical Role C2E76. Visa went without a hitch and I am utterly blessed and spoiled by M. Mercer and Co. But nonetheless WHEEEEEE

Ok that must be the first time a joke ruined everyone so completely Travis forgot to do his DURGEONS AND DAGONS

Its Britney bit- wat. is. dis. Frozen’s Anna bad cosplay? Amazing voice tho

Matt’s momentary flinch at Sam’s attempt to continue the bit is all of us

Liam’s comment about heart-felt moments feels like foreshadowing (as I’ve been spoiled)

Also why is there a Balrog on Matt’s DM screen is that new? Or just for Intimidation checks with advantage

Going to a bar and telling Beau not to fight? What a heretical comment

Oh god I tab back in and see Sam is still wearing. THAT. The beard really sets it off well eh

That’s a very specific combination of “I lived” drinks; good practice to have I’m sure

Beer pong is now canon

Fjord now has 4 items!

whoa whoa whoa are you serious is something I expect to here for the next 100 episodes

A bit of crossover eh? GIVE ME DWARVLES M.MERCER

Oh hell yea give Caleb the squish Elvish chainmail

Dammit Matthew did you have to put on the dirge-like mournful music as Fjord realises he isn’t strong enough to wear plate mail

What is this, Fjord giving Caleb stuff and Caleb hesitating?? Sweet sweet Widofjord

AC 15 the most defended mage in existence. That’s 16 with his ring and 21 with shield. Jesus christ that almost an eldritch knight

“I don’t ever steal things” Jester that is a dangerous claim when your patron is the Traveler

Ooooh old money eh that’s like stealing from the Rockefellers or smth

That carpet joke they were on it like flies

Tal and Marisha’s wrong screened-fist bump is beautiful

Oh what is this a rival starry treehouse? STEAL KILL BURN

I can throw a bomb. NOTT

Oh god what a batfest

polymorph!Caleb is always a joy to watch

OH GOD SAM DONT STAND UP THERE ARE CHILDREN

(not morale policing here that sucks, its just a good laugh)

We pulled one out of the fire; coming from Caleb that means so much

BREAK WITH SLEEPOVER

Mr Poop de Pants won the giveaway, ok that was the funniest name so far

Fjord looks so happy to not be the one on the receiving end of dreams for once

(side note I’m so glad I left my initial thoughts on Reani as draft, they look incoherent now)

This deva guide is so far the most communicative of the lot of divine beings; can the rest of you learn some silliness like that

Is Matt giving the growing up speech? Everyone wants Matt and Marisha as dad and mom now

Ok that is a little grimdarker; you are an extension of my weapon??? Crikey thats dangerous

Beau giving Fjord a legitimate job and reaffirming his wor-

wait no never mind he is going to marry all the guards in a polyamorphous shotgun wedding

Oh this heist planning is going so well, so well indeed

I cast motivational speech. Wait is that actually have a spell or fea-

Holy shit it is.

Fjord the captain learning about his first mate’s wlw kinks whilst being offered a front row seat to it is rather entertaining

YOU KNOW WHAT SHE LIKES TRAVIS PLEASE IM DYING HERE

The last time we did this you held a sword to my neck. Oh yes good times.

FULL BLOWN MURDER HOBO OH THE HUMANITY HE’S SO FUCKED

IT FIRES AGAIN

Matt that is the best ever weapon you’ve given the game

This heist is going so very very well. There’s a dead guard, failure in communications and stealth. A massive success in D&D terms.

Uggggh Matt you are putting so much LOOT just beyond them. WANT. CONSUME. LOOT. GREMLIN

Is this Widofjord “pretending to be passerby lovers to distract the guards”

“Squeaky clean” he says as there are rivulets of blood pooling on the balcony

Eins, zwei, drei lets walk to the altar together and consummate our vows

“Prepped for espionage, not healing so don’t get hurt” Is not something you want your cleric to say in the middle of enemy house.

Beau rummaging through the vanity; girl gotta have some make-up

These people are bad, this is good. *eye twitch

Jester is using that Incredible Paint so well

Caleb just abandoned Fjord in an alley, god that must hurt

THEY FOUND NARNIA

Matthew thats pretty genius

Reani’s morality is about to combust

Except she just named her suicide hamster and is sending it off to its doom

PENTAGON wasnt there that decreasing side count theory floating around somewhere

This collection is Caleb/Wizard’s wet dream. GIMME GIMME GIMME LOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Caduceus telling Reani he has the urge to set a fire; thats literally setting fire to tinder

DOORS. Note to self: DESTROY

Didn’t they just literally bring a sphere of dispel magic and leave it with the only person not inside the building??? Peak D&D

Marisha looking over Liam shoulder makes absolute sense since Beau is almost nearly the only person Caleb’s muttering would be heard by and make sense to.

Eyyyy its a step nonetheless to get a miserly shopkeeper to take your flower crown

Jesus im getting goosebumps all over. Just all over, getting the chills like watching Lord of the Rings for the first time

YEEEEEEEET ITS THE JAGENTOTHS

Oh god they are siccing Reani on the Jagentoths who are now so fucked and screwed

Matt don’t yawn you are going to lure 20,000 people into simultaneously yawning across the entire globe and that is too much power

MATTHEW MERCER I. AM. CRYING.

Absolutely losing it

And there we have it, Beau HAS SEX FOR LEVEL UP

Liam putting on the dad voice

Ok Sam that was deep, everyone’s got your back but only booze’s got your front

HALT THE BATTLE MUSIC ABJURE ABORT ABORT

GOD. THEY. FINALLY. TALKED. TALKED. YES. FUCK YES.

By the might of the Allhamer, its focking done (that’s me finishing my paper at 2350)

BIG NOTT. AHAHHAHAHAH

Seaweed wraps are the shit, oh hell yeah give me that sushi

I’m sorry I’m an emotional bitch YES MICA YES ONE OF US ONE OF US

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Critical Role Lateblog C2E27 2nd Half

And I’m back, a couple of inches off my hair and having dodged spoilers like a monk on Patient Defence, we are back again.

Alpha plz stop being a dick and load I’m super impatient

Lavender? Incense? Too soon Matt, too soon

Interesting beard for a brothel manager

Oh yes definitely a sleazeball HIS NAME IS CHAMP

Nat 1 to insight check, 19 to lie. Somehow the scales do not seem balanced

Beau your plan didnt seem to do so well last time

Ms Sumalee that is a terrific RP of....some divinatory spell? I actually have no idea what it is I thought it was an augury of some kind.

WHAT A CHAMP mega sleazeball

Okay we are now officially familiar with the process of prostitution

Quit while you’re ahead sounds like good advice in any world

Matt are you going to actually play out the scene your wife requested? Is this some funky marital thing that we single people dont understand?

Nice PG cut to black

THATS GROWTH NOTT THAT. IS. GROWTH!

Oh fuck yes Nott that is exactly what to do

Sex bacon. Is all food going to be defined by bacon now?

Wonderful apology Ashly is Beau now the speech coach?

That is a wonderful use of the Goodberry spell

Why is everyone at the Landlocked Lady so weirdo-like

Interesting sexual tension in the air

Now this character is looking even more shady, despite claiming wanting to help them decent folk

BACKSTORY REVEAL ALAAARRRMMM oh its somewhat minor

Passing on that druid exp

Awwww thats adorable druidism, also no that isn’t a shitty rooster

Be wary of spirits. Hmm if only we had a specialist at tracking undead and unholy things. If only. *sobs and glares at the grave*

Shady Creek Run feels like a terribly run down place

Ouch that is a shitty roll for such a good speech

One sided standoff with crossbows. A rather picturesque scene, fanartists?

Im sad they didnt laugh after

Dark grey skin? Horns and no pupils? Some kind of Tiefling?

Genius monk that is super suss

Ohhhh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck not friendly not friendly

Oh boy what luck that the one task they are handed is the exact objective the Nein are after

More sexual tension

Your highly qualified internal priest is an adopted wandering loony. That inspires a great deal of confidence

There are going to be a lot of Germ-I mean Zemnian memes

Also, did they forget to ask about a hinted at break-in?

Gotta loot for books, all the time in every dwelling

Man these guards suck they dont even conceal their secret tunnels

Alright they are fucking lost for sure

Matt what are you doing with your face again?

Well done Caleb the Charismatic

Oh god this is going to end terribly or is Nott’s stealth check is going to save Caleb all the time

That was a glorious roll

Gotta have an encounter each episode

Awww no ragey bears

Wood KEGS?

Finally, eyes on the enemy. Hold your anger. For now.

Oh god the social commentary

Marisha’s joy at having a druid in the game again :))))

Wew no hitty hit owl that guard is now marked for death

So judgy says Sam in a tone that is definitely 100% nonjudgemental

I’m already drawing a map of the compound to do my theorycrafting on

Oh god Lorenzo eats babies. Oni confirmed.

Wait what luck? From where? Did she look into the dodecahedron? Cos that is fucking lucky

RIP Keg again

TALIESIN OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LIVES

Also, looking up the Oni page. Jesus Lorenzo is going to be a tough opponent. He can cast at will: Darkness and Invisibility so you can’t even see him if he chooses to hide. And then once per day, he can: Cone of Cold, Sleep, Gaseous Form giving him a hell of a punch and an escape mechanism. That clearly isn’t enough; he regenerates 10hp per turn, has 2 attacks and is AC 16. Also, he can fly. Fuck.

#critical role spoilers #cr2

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