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just thought about these two solving mysteries together and the sass would be legendary
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Im sorry but mdzs crossover with kung fu panda is too much fun.
These two ESPECIALLY.
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Incorrect Ace Combat - AC 0/6/7 AU
Did quite a few slightly shippy Wingmen's perspectives before, so on the flipside - the Flight Leaders' version.
Cipher: Trig, I don't think you should go out with Count.
Talisman: Agree, he's slightly dodgy.
Trigger: *Ahem*. You both do not have the moral high ground to tell me not to date Count when one of you is seeing a dude who got you court-martialed and the other is seeing a dude who tried to murder you.
Trigger: And, you are both still alive. So.
Cipher & Talisman: Okay, low bar, but fair enough. You win. Enjoy, don't die.
#ace combat#incorrect ace combat#ace combat zero#ace combat 7#ace combat 6#AU#Slight interlude to drawing stuff#Random musing#When you think about it#Count could be the best haha#And Trigger should be giving Cipher and Talisman dating advice#Shippy stuff#TROUNT#Mentions of#Ciphixy#and#TaliSham#And cos I got to give Ciphixy a happy ending no one died in this AU#PJ and Ilya live too my babies#Crackposting
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Crowley: "I have chosen a body that looks like David Tennant, and I'm dressing it in the sexiest, most fashionable, or most rebellious tailored clothing I can find. I'm basically a walking talking instant sexual temptation for men, women, gay, straight, married, celibate, in short: millions of people."
#crack post#crackposting#look i'm sorry ok#though not really#david tennant#good omens#good omens book#crowley#anthony j crowley#quotes#good omens book quotes#nikku.txt#aj crowley
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Best part of my life lately is randomly quoting Bill & Ted to my dad and watch as he gets a kick out of it when I say stuff like:
"That's bogus, man." "Party on dudes!" "Waterloo!" "Greetings, my excellent friends." "All we are is dust in the wind, dudes"
And since there's a Circle K up the street, I annoy him with "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." Every time we go by.
I think what throws him off is I can go from speaking proper English and correct his grammar, then turn around and end my sentences with "dude".
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That's how long it is you guys I swear he measured it
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“OK, so the crew of the Nostromo was lead by a fuckin’ moron. Like a dude you feel lukewarm to gets a fuckin’ monster on his face, you leave him. Adios amigo. Movie would’ve lasted 30 minutes.”
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Me just trying to draw gay furry shit:
The sudden swarm of anons in untitled swap au blog awakening like a hivemind:
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RAAAAAAHHHHH btw im bored
#crackposting#help#crack post#alex is the flesh man#flesh man alex#alex is the fleshman#b#im going insane#help plz
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Thank goodness for big brother senses.
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#art#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#crossover#tmnt crossover#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2003 donnie#rottmnt donnie#tmnt 2003 leo#little dragons au#paper scales au#sketch#comic#tmnt comic#crackpost#dw its a toy gun#maybe#think itd be hilarious if i made leo have literal grayscales
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[Scientist Reader stands surrounded by a pile of bodies - holding a single cup]
Scientist Reader: hm....
Yan Henchman: Master! Are we under attack?!
Scientist Reader: no, I am just experimenting. Now, in my hands is a cup of poison
Yan Henchman: ......
Scientist Reader: it is actually a cup full of a mixture of my saliva, sweat, and other... fluids the body produces
[Yan Henchman immediately snaches the cup and downs it's contents, joining their coworkers on the floor. Reader casually strolls over to the bottle of toxins and pours another]
Scientist Reader: thankfully it is not lethal. Onto bigger fish. Care for a drink, my friend?
[Reader offers the cup to the hero who's watched this whole thing happen. Yan Hero remains silent. Amused, reader spits into the cup. Yan hero begins to sweat - fingers twitching as reader places the glass within range]
Scientist Reader: as well all things, it's only a matter of time~
#yandere x reader#yandere imagines#yandere oc#yandere#yandere x you#yandere headcanons#yandere blurb#yandere insert#yandere scenarios#yandere text#crackpost
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New oopsie!omens update, same vibes
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#oopsie omens#oopsie omens fanart#oopsie!omens#Jophiel#azazel#staged#david tennant#micheal sheen#crackpost#lvndr draws
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true romance
#word of honor#wenzhou#wen kexing#zhou zishu#shan he ling#look mom I made a gif#h8 that this is a crackpost but#the scene is lowkey so aesthetically pleasing
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character in agony save me. character in agony. save me character in agony.
#crackpost#it needs to stop being winter so i can stop feeling this 'seasonal depression' and start torturing without discretion
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Poor Armand. Imagine YOUR "pissy, dirty, hissing like a feral cat" phase becoming immortalized in a book series.
[Inspired by a meme I saw circulating on Pinterest, no author listed]
#iwtv#amc iwtv#interview with the vampire#armand#the vampire armand#assad zaman#iwtv crackpost#shitpost
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If I was Alison, I'd totally get Humphrey a roomba. Thus Humphrey's head gets to travel the house on his little dust bunny munching chariot. Surveying his estate like the little lordling he is. Spreading sass as he goes...
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