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deadghosy · 2 months

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Silly crack one shot alastor x stoner male/gn reader

CRACKED OUT

Prompt: Alastor having a stoner boyfriend

Alastor was walking to his room for cane. He hummed a jazzy tune. He was wondering where you have been all day since he hasn’t seen you. He wasn’t concerned, oh no. Cause most sinners in the pentagram know that you are alastor’s significant other.

Alastor reached his door to smell…..weeed? The ZAZAAAA🔥 he covers his nose with his deer ears flat back as he scoffed with a strained smile. He told you not to smoke in his room…but he guessed you had forgotten as he opens the door to see you giggle with glossy eyes.

“Dear?” You kept giggling as Alastor eyes you suspiciously. You turn your head to face him as you look up like a mindless child.

“Are you high?” You just stare at Alastor as he asked you that

“Heyyyy….” You said as you give him a derpy smile. Mostly wobbly at most but you just smiled with a peace sign. Alastor sighs with a soft glare as he opens a window letting out the strong stench in the air. You shiver with a pout.

“Heyyyy…dude…turn the heater on or something..” you said as Alastor ignored you not listening. You pouted more and start to whine about being cold for 5 minutes until Alastor slammed the window shut after the air was gone.

You jolted holding your ear, “babe don’t yelll…” you turned over in your bed as Alastor sighs looking around his room for his trusty cane.

“I’m not yelling my sweet doe..” Alastor said as he puts in a nice air fresher to smell better in here. “And if you are ever hungry..here.” He said

He used his magic to teleport your favorite snack incase you get munchies later.

You squirm as you were stimming happy yo see your favorite snack as you smiled

Alastor couldn’t help but use his magic to tuck you in bed as your eyes were looking heavy.

You snuggle into the covers giggling but then it calmed down a little as Alastor dusted off his coat

“……I think I’m cracked out babe….” You said lastly as you giggled with glossy eyes as you closed them. Alastor just sighs grabbing his cane and leaving.

#crackpost #crack post #crackhead #crack fic #Alastor x stoner! reader #stoner #stoner! reader #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel headcanons #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel x male reader #hazbin hotel x gn reader #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel x reader

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playboisbunny · 1 year

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It’s offical.

our mc is canonically a crackhead and the most iconic man/woman we’ve ever played.

(who else has got to the closet scene at the hotel in the Overworld?)

#honkai star rail #honkai #reader #hoyoverse #crackhead #caelus #stelle #trailblazer #honkai star rail x reader

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minniiaa · 3 months

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Law. Honey. Baby. Dearest. I love you more than life itself but you are a fucking creep. Why did you think these actions were okay? What made you think these faces and hand motions were acceptable? What kind of cocaine are you snorting? (Send me your dealers info btw cause that shit seems gas)

Looking at you makes me want to call the police and report a strange man. It makes me question if/how you have a medical license. I love you nevertheless I’m into freaks.

#my favorite creepazoid #crackhead #thank god I like freaks #one piece #law #trafalgar law #trafalgar d. water law #trafalgar d water law

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chrissy-dont-talk · 1 year

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He’s so pure 🥺

#crackhead #I WANT HIM #send helpp #xavier thorpe #percy hynes white #Percy hynes #wednesday addams #lol

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thatmemeguy89 · 2 months

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I’m sure they will still try to use it

#memesdaily #spicy memes #funny memes #meme page #meme lord #memedaddy #meme #dankest memes #memes #dank memes #edgy memes #drugs are bad mmkay #sex and drugs #crack #crackhead #follow me #follow #fyp #tumblr fyp

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toperator · 2 years

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“Spare me some Zucest, kind stranger?” Moments before turning to violence*

#zucest #avatar the last airbender #ralph bakshi #crackhead

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too-young-for-maturity · 1 year

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OK but Piper and Leo simping on girls together. Leo hitting on a girl who turns out to be lesbo and piper being just like 'hey there'. While Leo looks for girls who can play crazy with him Piper looking for those who can see her besides her aphrodite's charm. Piper going on double dates with a brother she never knew she had. Them being the best bro-sis cum best friends cum crackheads cum 'oh I wish she were mine' duo.