Destroyah's large crab form doing its bit for urban renewal.
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i just love svsss fanfics where Bing-ge meets his own Shen Yuan and just. undergoes bingmeification. he gets hit with the love beams that radiate from Shen Yuan and it’s all over for him. unparalleled.
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“Long live the king (crab).”
This dramatic Lion King interpretocean brought to you by pelagic red crabs! When pelagic red crabs are juveniles, they prefer hanging out in the surface waters—everywhere the light touches. As they mature, they transition from a planktonic lifestyle to a benthic one on the seafloor. You could say as they grow up, they tend to settle down.
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Comrade,
I write with great news, and grave responsibility. Crabs have the chance to be added to minecraft, but it is in our hands. Will you join the crustacean cause and spread the word? Gather the forces? Enlist the troops?
Will you serve Crab?
Woagh this is just like those army recruitment tables at high school except for a noble cause. I’m on it boss
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signalis is like carcinization to wlw artists I have seen so much signalis fanart then I recognize the artstyle and look at the artist and go 'OI I KNOW YOU????!?!'
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it's kinda funny how metal crabs actually have lower res in their challenge mode variant. i guess they thought 2x hp while keeping 85 res would be a bit too much for new players? reducing res from 85 to 70 doubles arts effectiveness against them, which effectively negates the 2x hp.
more importantly though: why the hell do metal crabs even have 85 res in the first place? that's more than most bosses.
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A Manifesto:
I have come to understand that Crabtopia might not be a 100% accepted truth among crab tumblr, and I am hear to clear up a few things.
Carcinization is the process by which species have an overwhelming tendency to evolve into Crab. Why? Why indeed.
It follows that Crab, as a form, is ultimate.
Crab beats rock, Crab beats Paper, Crab beats scissors. The Crab is the ultimate form.
Crab is superior to man, woman, and child.
So what do we do with this information? I'm glad you asked.
Here there are two schools of thought.
Humans will become Crab, and may indeed be getting closer to crab every day.
2) Crab will one day rise from the ocean and take their place as the dominant species of earth. They will become our overlords. We will serve Crab. This seems likely, as Crab has already made several military plays for land territory.
I hear you, sobbing uncontrollably at your screen, what do we do? How do we ensure our survival in the face of this unprecedented threat?
There is only one thing we can do.
We must submit.
We must show them we are on their side. We must do it now, before it is reasonable for them to beleive we do so only in the face of our own extinction. Only then will we achieve Crabtopia.
All hail the mighty Crab.
May the Crab offer absolution. May the Crab punish the disloyal.
Inform those you trust. NO SPYING. If you suspect your associates may be anti-Crab, hide this information at all costs. We cannot risk being seen to aid the enemy of Crab. Too much is at stake.
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Every time that video of the crabs dancing to club music comes up on my tl or wherever I have to stop and watch it. Look at them dance, I murmur to myself.
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Rex, Thire, and Comet forming their own little group because they were all adopted by a member of a CC batch.
All 3 of the meet up when they can at the beginning of the war to catch up and talk about their postings.
Rex and Thire curling up around Comet when the Triumphant and the 104th are almost wiped out.
The meetings steadily getting scarcer and scarcer as the war goes on and the relationship of the GAR and the Guard gets strained.
All 3 still trying to message each other despite the rumors, until Thire stops responding (they dont know about the guard comm blackout)
Rex and Comet meeting up still and falling asleep with a space saved between them for their missing brother.
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Last one for the night BUT I also listened to the black rose prequel and enjoy all the old men very much :)
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