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snooganshq · 1 year
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cissa-calls · 12 days
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 772
Wanda: “Due to some increased amounts of hurt feelings amongst us all, let’s try to limit our usage of strong words like ‘hate’ and ‘loathe’.”
Y/N: “Fine.”
Agatha: “Fine!”
Wanda: “Glad we’re all agreed! Instead, I vote we should save those words for only when we truly need it, got it?”
Agatha to Wanda: “Sure, like how I hate it when you suck up my bandwidth by putting on a “I’m a decent decent human being” facade!”
Y/N: “Hey, I thought you said we would only say those words for when we meant it!”
Agatha: “I know. And I did, that’s why I said it.”
Wanda: *instant crushed feelings*
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owlish-owlhouse · 2 years
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Hi! I'm new to your page and so far LOVE your work, so could you do an Emperor Belos x reader fluff? It can be in-character or out-of-character, either is good! Hope your day is/was good <3
Emperor Belos and fluff don't really go hand in hand but ehhhhhh who knows? I'll try lmao
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He liked lazy days like this. Days were you could sit on his lap on the throne and he could play with your hair while you leaned against his chest. Days where his curse wasn't so bad and days were no trouble was occuring. Hunter was out on a mission, the coven heads were busy. He had you and the castle all to himself. Just how he liked it.
Belos hummed softly smiling down at you and you snuggled closer with a soft smile of your own. He was a witch hunter but he supposed having one witch could be his reward for killing the hundreds of thousands more that resided on this accursed island. You didn't know anything about that of course, but he's sure you'll thank him someday when he takes you to his home and shows you the beauty of his world much like how you showed the beauty of yours. Speaking of beauty...
"Your beautiful you know?" He questions softly and you just smile that shy smile of yours. The one that could light up a whole room and make his heart flutter. That smile always makes him feel four hundred years younger.
"And your handsome you know." You respond before closing your eyes to listen to his heart. You'd told him once how it was different than a witches heartbeat because he had no bilesack but you enjoyed the sound regardless.
He continues to smile at you and places his head ontop of your own, arms wrapped around your waist as he somehow brings you closer. His long hair tickles you and you try not to giggle as the room was quiet. He notices your struggle but doesn't comment simply enjoying this moment with you.
Outside of the choas there were simple things he delighted in. You happened to be one of said indulgences. Maybe the Isles were good for something after all.
"I love you." He says softly and he meant it. He really did. As you looked up at him he tucked some hair behind your ear before giving you a gentle kiss. Forbidden as it may be the heart knows what it wants and his wanted you.
"I love you too." You respond and he hums pressing his lips to your forehead for another kiss before he leans back on his throne with you still straddling his lap and laying on his chest.
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avlillustrations · 2 years
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Unnamed fantasy au part 2: Half-Spectre Danny
Note: Danny is not related to the Fentons in this au. Maddie and Jack aren't his parents. Jazz is not his sister.
Danny is a half-blood supernatural. A type of spectre. Personally I really want to make him an incubus.(No he doesn't have to constantly be sexually active to feed himself. As long as he's exposed to lustful emotions, not necessarily his own or directed specifically at him, he can feed. Plus he's still part human and gets nutrients and energy from a normal diet. Honestly it's more of a desperate times kinda thing.)
Danny never knew his father and sadly lost his mother at the young age of 5. For the next two years of his life Danny survived by using his power of invisibility to hang in the back allies of multiple red light districts. Feeding on the lustful emotions of the men soliciting the services of the local businesses. As well as thrown out food. (Note: Danny was NOT exposed to sexual activity at this point in his life. No sexual activity has a occur in order for him to feed. He just has to stand next to someone who's feeling horny for a few seconds. Yeah, maybe the incubus thing isn't great.)
While traveling between towns at age 7 Danny is discovered and promptly taken in by Frostbite a yeti supernatural. The chief of the northern yeti tribe and Gaurdian of the Tome of Ancients. A sacred book full of the secrets of the supernaturals. Their strengths, weaknesses, and a way in which to eradicate them all. The Tome must not fall into the hands of Prince Aragon and those like him.
Danny spends the rest of his formative years with Frostbite and the northern yeti tribe. Learning survival techniques and aiding other supernaturals in need. He comes to see Frostbite as a father, the tribe a family.
Sadly, it doesn't last. The hunters find them. Choas breaks through their tiny secluded village. The yeti's fiercely defending themselves against the murderous hunters. Danny tries to join them but Frostbite holds him back. The Tome must be protected. The hunters, Aragon, must not have it. The village is no longer a safe haven for it.
Danny is fast, a master of camouflage. Only he can take the book to its next logical hiding space. The southern witches coven. Frostbite says that he will distract the hunters. Danny argues weakly, not wanting to abandon the family he has come to love. He has no choice.
Gathering the Tome, as well as a meager amount of his belongings and rations, Danny flies off into the night. Silently mourning the loss of his family. Not long after, he meets Tucker while avoiding a hunting party and gains his first traveling companion and friend.
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Danny wearing his cloak. The only thing he has left of his mother. Good thing he can turn invisible. Hunters would spot him a mile away in that.
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cbmnet · 1 year
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#ScarletWitch #Agatha #CBM
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tvsotherworlds · 1 year
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scriptorian · 2 years
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Poetry and Isaiah
Isaiah is a master poet. Here are some forms of his poetry that you need to understand to understand what he is teaching. Note: Isaiah wrote in Hebrew and often times the Hebrew poetry doesn't translate well into English. Try reading Isaiah using other English translations it may help you understand his words better.
Learn and understand the symbols Isaiah uses.
What is the literal symbol being used?
What is Isaiah trying to teach us?
How many ways can the symbol be interpreted?
Look for metonymy, where an attribute represents the person (calling a businessman a “suit”). Look for synecdoche, where a part stands for the whole (“all hands on deck”). Look for personification (“mother earth”) as well as hyperbole (exaggeration), metaphors (equating one thing with another), and similes (comparing one thing with another).
Look for parallelism. Parallelism is when words, phrases, or ideas are used in tandem with each other to add emphasis and to clarify meaning.
Look for imagery.
Look for abundance and choas imagery. Because prosperity and peace are part of the promises of the Abrahamic covenant, Isaiah often uses exaggerated images of peace and abundance when he describes the conditions that come from keeping the covenant. Similarly, he paints a picture of conditions that are absurdly bad when describing the conditions that come from breaking our covenants.
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space-anon-writes · 2 years
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"Weekly" Fic Recs
Yeah that's right I do these every week. Definitely.
Part of a Coven by Impala_Cherry_Trickster
Vampire AU, featuring Phil, Wilbur, and Techno's coven finding a trespassing fledgling, and wanting to speak to his manager. Tommy meanwhile, is trying very hard not to reveal the fact that there is no sire coming to find him, and also gains a family in the process.
Chapter 1/1 - 13k words - Complete
on burning by sailingthenightsea
Dream got captured, but that's fine, because there's still more villain work that Tommy needs to do. If only the superheroes would leave him alone.
Chapter 1/1 - 3k words - Complete
what it's like to create choas by eternalempires
Tommy saves the life of a villain, and now he's sort of gained a new family? Good things and bad things ensue.
Chapter 1/1 - 19k words - complete
pouring honey in my ear by thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
Dark SBI AU but Tommy is the dark one. They think they're manipulating him, but little do they know that's all part of Tommy's plan.
Chapter 2/2 - 16k words - complete
Just a Kid Who Grew Up Scared Enough to Hold the Door Shut by Flourishing_Pen03
Phil finds himself taking in two emergency foster kids while he tries to solve the murder of their guardian. This is fine.
Chapter 3/7 - 9k words
the time of our lives (when spirits wander) by rinredacted
The times that Tommy tries to say sorry to Techno, and the time that Techno says sorry back. Holy fuck this destroyed me.
Chapter 1/1 - 5k words - complete
when the wolf comes home by Odaigahara
Techno was cursed to be a wolf, but it's fine, he's just as deadly as he was when he was human. Then of course, he decides to save a kid from a zombie, because why not. Apparently though it's free dog time.
Chapter 1/1 - 1.6k words - complete
you have seen me like this before by Bellovebug
Tommy's brother went missing a long time ago, but over the years he's managed to heal and find a family. Then of course, Wilbur shows up again, exactly as he was before without aging, having been killed and brought back to life by the person who took him. Tommy is... having emotions.
Screaming, crying, drinking this soup.
Chapter 1/6 - 13k words
freaky creatures (turn the lights off) by Odaigahara
Among Us AU in which Tommy is doing his best to be a human, and he's definitely selling it. Tubbo definitely believes him, and isn't mildly freaked out. Comedy ensues.
Chapter 1/1 - 3k words - complete
try not to hate the light by Odaigahara
In a bid to save Wilbur's life, Tommy is determined to free the newly turned vampire the coven captured, and hopefully have it eat him instead. Techno is... mildly confused why this kid can't just not crave death, maybe.
Chapter 1/1 - 3k words - complete
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Good evening I’m currently crying about the Cullen Family dynamic I have concocted in my head.
- Carlisle and Jasper sitting down together to better educate their old asses on the social conducts / normalities today.
- Esme and Rosalie taking nature walks together and just talking. Mother - Daughter day. Sometimes, if she wants, Alice joins them.
- Emmett fully starting all out battles be it Nerf, snowball or water balloons early in the morning and all of them throw caution to the wind and join in. It usually ends in couple v couple with Edward off to the side in a huff until Bella joins and fuckin obliterates every single one of them.
- Jasper, Emmett and Edward (when he’s not being so annoying) embrace their brotherly relationship. They wrestle, argue, throw things and fight but it’s usually all in good fun. Until Eddie gets pissy then it’s real.
- Carlisle bonds with the kids when they are turned and makes it a point to do it as often as he can after. With Bella, he sits and discusses Literature for hours, with Alice they discuss her visions and he helps her delve into her past, Emmett (don’t tell Esme) he helps him Scheme, Jasper ^^^^, Edward they barely talk now that Bella is in the picture but when they do they could be up there for hours talking about whatever. He tried with Rosalie but she scares him.
- Esme makes it a point to spend time with the kids too. She and Emmett discuss their farm lives and debate over easier methods, Alice tries to style her differently every summer, Bella and her cook, Jasper usually prattles on for hours about horses and whatnot and Esme smiles patiently unwilling to tell him her farm was a vegetable one and not animal. Sometimes he just wants to be near her because she had the Best Vibes , Rose and her bond over their trauma at first but it slowly morphs into idle chatter about nothing. Edward, in my head, clings onto Esme more than anyone thinks because she reminds him of Elizabeth and usually is just around her while Esme is busting herself with design or painting.
- They honour Esme’s Jewish heritage along with Carlisle’s Anglican beliefs every December and have a mix of the two holidays. Rosalie, Bella and Alice spends hours every November making a menorah for Esme from scratch whereas Emmett, Jasper and Edward tackle the Christmas decorations. Emmett is on light duty. Alice spends hundreds of dollars buying matching clothes and pyjamas for all the Cullens.
- Esme and Bella spends hours in the kitchen whipping up Christmas and Thanksgiving dinner for the pack. Esme also makes various meals for Bella to take to Charlie while they still lived in forks.
- Whenever Carlisle decides to scold one of the children for one stupid stunt or other someone is guaranteed to bite back “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned”
- Emmett calls Esme “Momma” and Carlisle “Pops”. He’s the only one who refers to them that way. But Renesmee called them Nana and Poppy.
- She has nicknames for everyone. Rose is Rosey, Jasper is Jassy, Alice is Alley Cat (Alice thought of it herself and was so proud she tried to get every one to use it. Nobody does) Emmett is Emmy. Bella is simply Mom and Edward is Dad.
- Edward is fucking nice to Rosalie in my head and they have a tradition every December to personalise baubles for the other. 2008 had Rosalie make “Listen to Rosalie next time” whereas Edward made one that stated “you were right”
- Fun Fact! Vampires can smoke weed and drink alcohol in my head. Emmett, Rosalie, Alice and Jasper definitely were/ probably still are smokers. Alice claims it helps her ignore visions when she doesn't feel up to it, Jasper says it helps ignore the emotions emitted by everyone. As soon as he heard that, Edward jumped on the bandwagon and immediately regretted it.
- They can also drink. One bottle of alchohol and they’re all bladdered. The venom sobers them up quickly but hell if Emmett doesn’t make it hard.
- Jasper and Emmett started a weed farm and did in fact start dealing at their school. Once Esme caught wind, however, all hell broke loose because. "You're hundreds of years old Jasper, you should know better!" "What about Emmett" "HE'S EMMETT"
- The Cullens are forced once a month by Esme to have a game night. Not monopoly though, she's still mad over the fact they had to move from Boston because Rose threw Jasper out of the window.
- Alice in retaliation makes them all have a movie night once a month. Once they had a vampire marathon. They put on Dracula, Interview with a vampire, Hotel Transylvania for Nessie and finally They binged Buffy the Vampire slayer. After the first five episodes, Carlisle almost spontaneously combusts and Edward convinces himself that somehow Angel was modelled after him. Bella threw the TV out of the window.
- Renesmee once suggested a huge game of hide n seek. Her and Jacob (who did NOT FUXKING IMPRINT THANK YOU) were the seekers. She found Carlisle and Esme after a few minutes, her parents after 10, Rosalie an hour later, Alice they didn’t find for a week, Jasper was about two weeks and they still hadn’t found Emmett after a month. He convinced Seth to go with him so Alice couldn’t cheat and they each phone at least once a day. He just giggles and hangs up.
- Rose eventually snaps and she and Leah (look I feel she’d get along best with Rose idk why) head out to find him. She comes back a day later with a sheepish and petulant Emmett behind her.
- Edward has written piano pieces for every woman in the coven. Esme actually has about 20 because Edward’s indecisive ass couldn’t sit still when it was the three of them but she’s memorised them all and hums a tune or two when she’s painting. Rose has 5 because he found his music calmed her in the early days, Alice has two and Bella + Nessie have just the one. Edward cries daily about it.
- Emmett was the one who instigated Mothers/Fathers day. He asked Rose and EmoFuck one day what they did for them and Edward had a panic attack while Rose zoomed out the house to go get Esme a bunch of flowers. They celebrated it ever since.
- Bella + Alice + Emmett blasting “Am I a Man or am I a Muppet” on repeat both out loud and in their heads just to fuck with Edward.
- When hunting, Esme has a tendency to climb a tree and just sit and wait for her husband to walk past. As soon as he’s in her eyesight she ‘falls’ onto him/next to him. She fake breaks her leg and he reverts into Doctor Cullen. The coven in absolutely mortified by this and the two love it. They embrace their embarrassing parents act willingly.
- The Cullens have a naughty corner. The two most frequent users are the Choas triplets; Alice, Emmett and Bella. Carlisle has been put in the corner multiple by Esme for his own stunts- such as turning Rosalie for Edward- and once Esme was put in the corner by Carlisle. They won’t disclose what she did but the next time they were all together in town, a group of Drag Queens came up to Esme and asked where she got her body glitter from.
- The Cullens learning from their past mistakes with the Werewolves and being godsends to the communities they live in. Esme baking and cooking food and donating the lot of it, Rosalie helping out at preschools and kindergartens and being called “Miss Rosie” by half the kids, Bella tutoring students in English, Alice donating clothes to women’s shelters, Edward giving music lessons, Carlisle donating money to those in need. Emmett being that guy who protects all the women from creeps, Jasper helping the quiet kids out with confidence boosts, Renesmee just being an all round kind person and the one who can make friends anywhere.
- When they leave Forks for the last Time, Carlisle donates a huge check to the Tribe with a letter giving gratitude and apologising for everything. Billy cried and Sue had to take the cheque and spread it amongst the tribe.
- Jacob continued phasing for the next 20 years, he regularly takes trips to wherever the Cullens are living to visit Bella and Ness. Whenever it happens, Alice buys him a whole suitcase full of shorts and jeans, Esme bounces of the walls in excitement, Emmett loses his shit and Bella is insufferable but they don’t seen Rosalie or Edward of a day for however long he stays. He eventually stops phasing when Billy passes.
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gingersnapsdvd · 7 years
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theme: A coven of teenae witches (girls) having a slumber party doing witchy stuff
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 fierce by azaelia banks
 don’t be shy by primary ft choa
7/11 by beyonce
are you that somebody by aaliyah
oops (oh my) by tweet
get outta my way by kylie minogue
flowers by willow smith
lovefool by the cardigans
deeper by ella eyre
firefly by mura masa ft nao
bad reputation by joan jett
black sheep by metric
you know you like it by alunageorge
say my name by destiny’s child
play the game boy by a*m*e
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bitchcrafthqs-blog · 4 years
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vcs tem prompts e mw?
Temos! Lembrando que todos eles servem para quaisquer gêneros. Espero que ajudem! Se precisar de algo específico (como para alguma morada em especial), é só pedir.
Após anos participando de um mesmo coven, uma bruxa decide que está na hora de fundar seu próprio, visto que está perdendo a fé nas divindades que a regem atualmente. Entretanto, o processo é difícil e pode enervar não apenas suas companheiras bruxas, mas também as forças superiores muito mais poderosas que ela.
Uma bruxa com deficiência auditiva que realiza magia através da escrita na própria pele. As palavras aparecem em qualquer lugar de seu corpo conforme ela pensa nas mesmas, e está não é apenas sua principal forma de usar mágica, mas também de se comunicar com outras pessoas.
Com autoestima baixa, esta bruxa da Morada Crepuscular não consegue aceitar sua aparência original, utilizando Glamour para parecer alguém mais atraente de acordo com os padrões sociais. Trabalhar o psicológico da personagem pode transformar a ideia em uma bela história de autoaceitação e positividade!
Um familiar que se apaixonou pela bruxa que servia, muitos anos atrás. Entretanto, ela morreu de forma trágica e ele nunca conseguiu se recuperar. Vagou por muitos anos sem ter um novo contrato, até encontrar uma pessoa que parece a exata reencarnação de sua antiga mestra, tornando-se automaticamente obcecado em conseguir sua atenção.
Um familiar que passou tanto tempo em sua forma animal, vivendo entre outros animais, que quando arranjou um contrato e foi obrigado a viver entre humanos não consegue se manter 100% “social”. Possui maneirismos animais e comportamento selvagem mesmo em sua forma humana, não gosta de falar e prefere a companhia de bichos.
Um familiar com cleptomania, que carrega uma bolsa enfeitiçada consigo e vive roubando ingredientes de poções e objetos valiosos. A bolsa em questão é encantada para ter espaço infinito, tornando a recuperação das coisas roubadas quase impossível.
Quanto às faces, eu adoraria ver Adachi Yuto, Adelaide Kane, Aisha Dee, Alberto Rosende, Alisha Boe, Alycia Debnam-Carey, Bae Joohyun, Bill Skarsgard, Boo Seungkwan, BooBoo Stewart, Caitilin Stasey, Calum Hood, Camila Mendes, Cara Delevingne, China Anne Mcclain, Chloe Bennet, Choi Hansol, Cierra Ramirez, Dakota Blue Richards, Dane Dehaan, Danielle Campbell, David Castro, Dayo Okeniyi, Dev Patel, Elizabeth Olsen, Emeraude Toubia, Emily Browning, Emily Ratajkowski, Ezra Miller, Fady Elsayed, Fan Bingbing, Froy Gutierrez, Gavin Leatherwood, Harry Shum Jr, Haruma Miura, Im Jinah, Imaan Hammam, Jason Momoa, Jeon Jungkook, John Boyega, Jordan Fisher, Kat Dennings, Katheryn Winnick, Kathryn Prescott, Katie McGrath, Keiynan Lonsdale, Kim Ji-Woon, Kim Taehyung, Kit Harington, KJ Apa, Koo Junhoe, Ksenia Solo, Landon Liboiron, Lorde, Lucien Laviscount, Lyrica Okano, Manny Jacinto, Mena Massoud, Michael B. Jordan, Michelle Gomez, Nico Tortorella, Olly Alexander, Park Choa, Penelope Cruz, Phoebe Tonkin, Pom Klementieff, Reece King, Remy Hii, Richard Harmon, Rosario Dawson, Ross Butler, Ruby Rose, Ryan Potter, Sofia Carson, Sterling Sulieman, Summer Bishil, Trevor Jackson, Troye Sivan, Vanessa Hudgens, Willa Holland, Yang Yang, Yara Shahidi, Yoon Jeonghan, Zoe Kravitz e Zoe Saldana.
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cissa-calls · 11 months
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Countdown to Coven of Choas: Day 454
Agatha: *braiding Wanda’s hair*
Wanda: “owww! Don’t pull so tightly, you’ll rip my hair outta my scalp”
Y/N: “You have to pardon her Wanda, she still has a lot of subconscious pent up anger in there, you know”
Wanda: “Oh sooo right, the pent up rage from when her mother tried her for treason-“
Agatha: “You better change the subject or you will be bald by the end of this conversation”
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What shaped the time?
Unemployment and Poverty
high rates of unemployment, especially for the lower and middle class
lack of suitable employment for many youth - only job sector army and police
poverty figures doubled under the thatcher - especially childrens poverty
Racism and Police Harrassment
large scale of inner city riots across Britain - biggest example of urban unrest
police showed racist attitudes and behaviour
differentiation between black and white
overtly aggressive police
police - a portrait of unintelligence
Sexism and Class Stratification
fight for equality - feminist activism - Thatcher was right did not believe in
equality
class differentiation through high unemoployment rates in the middle and low
class sector
however rich got richer
Fight against Unions and the Death of Britains Coal Mining
Industry
Thatcher was in a steady fight against the unions - steady demonstrations brought
Britain into choas
How the society reacted?
- rave movement provided a feeling of a unity - peoples form all brakcgrounds
came together
- release from social pressures
- Thatchers government had positive effect on youth culutre
youth culture was verry symbiotic
Parody of Problems in Pop Culutre
„The Young Ones“- british alternative comedy scene - new scene against racist and
sexiest comdeians
show captures Britains zeitgeist during the 1980s under Thatcher era
1980s fashion: an ode to the decade with ALL the style statements
Let’s talk 1980s fashion: it was one of the most experimental periods in fashion history, with enduring style icons from Princess Diana to Madonna, Joan Collins to Boy George. Clothes were used to define personalities and make big statements. Shoulders were padded up to your ears courtesy of Lady Diana and the Dynasty cast. Meanwhile Boy George and the Blitz club crew were giving peacock punk a whirl.
Lady Diana Spencer It’s silly of us to even try to sum up Princess Diana’s impact on fashion and culture in one short paragraph, but if we had to, we would say this: she was the trendsetter of a generation, a champion of the power shoulder and that sooo 80s wedding dress has literally gone down as one of the biggest in history.
Boy George The leader of London’s peacock punks, Boy George saw 1980s fashion as art. With his gang of ‘Blitz kids’ including Leigh Bowery and Stephen Jones, he turned the club scene into a colourful catwalk, dressing as though their lives depended on it and partying so hard it made headlines. The only styling rule for this lot? Anything goes.
Katharine Hamnett If the 80s were all about making style statements, then no one did it more literally than designer Katharine Hamnett. The inventor of the slogan tee, she used her design powers for good, conveying oh so subtle political messages and encouraging people to use their voices.
London Subcultures 1980s
New Romantics
Born before, but risen to it peak in the 1980s, the New Romantic subculture is based around the New Wave Music Culture. Armed by the rise of MTV bands and the creative people around it bulged of creativity and new ideas. Video clips and eccentric fashion was its result. Boy George, Adam Ant and other Blitz Kids were in the midst of this creative outburst. Blitz Kids were named this, because of their frequent visits to the Blitz-club in Covenent Garden in London. The New Romantic Subculture was non-conformed. Everything was possible. There were no boundaries anymore.
London Subcultures 1980s
Punk
During the 80s there was no sight of the Punk scène getting any smaller, began in the 70s and still an existing subculture it is. Based around the music but the wave and subculture around it is more focused on the anti-establishment views and the promotion of individual freedom. This comes with an anarchistic and non-conformity ethic.  The clothing is harsh, mostly black and painted leather jackets and leather boots. The art and aesthetic the punk scene loves is what differentiates them from Goths and other anti-establishment subcultures. The underground, minimalistic, iconoclastic and satirical view on art and what can be art, such as covers of vinyl or zines.
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Countdown to Coven of Choas: Day 410
Agatha: *walks in the kitchen*
Wanda: *drops a plate that shatters on the floor* “What. Did. You. Do.”
Y/N: “What are you talk- HOLY SHIT” *points at Agatha’s forehead* “WHAT IS THAT!”
Agatha: “Oh, these?” *points at her freshly chopped bangs* “Do you like them?”
Wanda: “What happened to “she was one split end away from cutting her own bangs”???”
Y/N: “One mental breakdown later and suddenly she’s a hypocrite”
Agatha: “Excuse me!…At least my mental breakdown didn’t result in me imprisoning an entire town and bending them to my own desired reality, or sending inter-dimensional demons to hunt down more innocent people for their power, or possessing yourself alternative universe for-“
Wanda: “OKAY we get it! Cutting your own bangs was the compromise to prevent you from burning down the world!”
Y/N: “…though they did come out a little crooked”
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