#cottagecore cannibal
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Is there a type of attraction that's like, I want to tear you to pieces and roast you over an open fire. I want to spend the day cooking and seasoning you for hours like making love. I want to devour every last morsel and scrap you have until you're just bones and then even those I will break open and scrape out the marrow and use the rest for stew
#goobabble#meat posting#i want to kill and eat people#cannibalism#coquette#girlqueen#pussyboss#slay#love#coquette cannibal#cottagecore cannibal#men#truck driver core#meaty men#meat men#men made of meat#meat for me#girlboss#boyqueen#balls
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read bloom by delilah s dawson and now i'm afraid of farmer's markets
#my sister described this book as 'the lesbian cottagecore cannibal serial killer book' and yeah that about it sums it up#deeply unsurprised to read the acknowledgements and learn the author is a fan of hannibal haha#but the cupcakes…noooooo#pie says stuff#pie reads#bloom#delilah s dawson
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idk i expect Hannibal will be good but idk if anyone can do romantic cannibalism better than Possibly in Michigan. sorry they just did it the best. They perfected it in 1983. Sharon and Janice forever and ever and ever methinks
#mlm cannibalism is when you try to eat each other wlw cannibalism is when you eat someone else together. I’m reinventing gender roles#(<- has not actually seen Hannibal and therefore is not actually certain if Hannibal or will wants to eat each other)#(but is willing to make broad sweeping arguments regardless)#also THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS IN REFERENCE TO#THAT POST THAT WAS LIKE MLM ACADEMIA WLW COTTAGECORE THIS IS A JOKE
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the amateur self-necromancer workbook
the amateur self-necromancer workbook
1. you are:
a. a rotting corpse
b. whose stench seeps into the woodland floor
c. the vultures and the worms abhor your taste
d. an unwelcome, begrudgingly consumed feast
e. you rot slowly.
2. your only option is:
a. to raise your flesh to your lips and bite down
b. and let the tar-like blood run down your chin
c. to cannibalize your pain
d. gods aren't born, after all. they are made.
e. maybe your hunger can become holy, too
3. what will you do with your newly acquired godhood?
a. leave the blackened, larvae-rich husk of your corrupted body
b. an apotheosis built on decay and the cloyingly sweet taste of failure
c. your ribs and the paper-thin walls of your lungs were never meant to be a chrysalis
d. but they were.
e. the bitter wail trapped behind your teeth is finally set free.
4. what is first on your path of destruction?
a. yourself, of course.
b. did you ever think there could be anything else?
c. what foolishness.
d. you have no eyes to blind, no skin to bleed.
e. but the pain is still yours.
5. how shall you be cleansed?
a. by fire, bright and red, molten cores and ashen, crumbling hands
b. by water, bottomless and cool, all consuming, all forgiving
c. no. no.
d. you shall be reborn by dirt and maggots and dry leaves. you shall dig your own grave.
e. the wet dark earth will embrace you as it did once before. it waits for you.
1. you are:
a. a rotting corpse
Writing poetry is often something inescapable to me, the only way to truly express the intensity of emotions that thrum under my skin and feel like they will tear me apart from the inside. I know it’s not the only way poetry can be written – that it can be an exercise in beauty, or to explore themes and characters – but not for me. I can’t write poetry in a way that isn’t violently raw.
This one came about when I was in the depths of a depressive episode, and wondering about what in decay sounded so tempting to me. Besides, as a trans person, I can’t help but be drawn by the intersectionality between apotheosis, decomposition and metamorphosis.
What do I wish for, if not to be transformed?
#poetry#queer#trans#transgender#apotheosis#metamorphosis#decay#goblincore#cannibalism#necromancy#naturecore#cottagecore#writers on tumblr
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aren't you tired of cottagecore? don't you want to fuck nasty and eat people?
#cottagecore as an aesthetic is so plastic and sterile sorry#not horrific enough for my tastes#add some blood in there!!#cannibalism tag#mine
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Ooooh suuure, when the girlies romanticize cannibalism and talk about how it's a metaphor for desire or love or possession it's all fine and good and sexy, but when I start talking about Armin Meiwes and how he consensually ate another man's penis, I'm suddenly "making everyone uncomfortable" and "creating a weird atmosphere in the group chat" 🙄
#this is a joke but i'm also genuinely annoyed#like it's not vampirism girls and gays#it's not some cute sexy made up disease#it's a thing real fucked up people do lol#i mean have fun snacking on your crush i guess#and then being in jail and having true crime podcasters talk about how you posting on tumblr was a warning sign <3#cannibalism cw#y'all looked at all those 'cannibal family' side quests in western RPGs and went 'what if this was us'#cottagecore forestcore uwu snacking on lost hikers <3
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Also, since we're talking My Little Pony tonight, let me give my two cents:
Pony Roier- Pegasus, Very Fast Pegasus, prefers not to fly these days after getting injured in a race against his friend Pony Spreen that he was rigged to lose
Pony Cellbit- Unicorn, survivor of the Pony Hunger Games, is convinced that his Cutie Mark means that he was born to be a killer but it really means he's very very good at solving murder mysteries
Pony Bagi- Unicorn, Pony Cop, has been trying to court Pony Tina for MONTHS but keeps being shot down before anything can become official
Pony Tina- Changeling, runaway Changeling Princess, has been voted Ponyville's Best Dressed for five years running
Pony Pac- Pegasus, lost a wing because of Pony Cannibalism in Pony Alcatraz, pointedly doesn't look at Pony Cellbit's Cutie Mark every time they run into each other
Pony Fit- Earth Pony, prosthetic leg thanks to Pony 2B2T, claims that his nuclear bomb Cutie Mark is just a mushroom and is pretending to be cottagecore with his "roommate" Pony Pac
Pony Mike- Unicorn, sometimes gets possessed by the personification of the Element of Creativity (aka his wife Mine), has a matching Cutie Mark with Pony Pac
Felps- Felps, is just straight up Felps, doesn't seem to realize he isn't a Pony
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YO GUESS WHOS HERE TO TALK ABOUT HAZBIN FANKID OCS BITCHES!
Yeah Ive been wanting to do this for a bit but been super fucking lazy. Got some other fandom ones too I wanna talk about but what with Hazbins first season ending wanna talk about mine with a few tweaks I've done plus one I forgot to add in the last one. I will put this one under spoilers sense the eps just came out and now I have to change shit around till season two for a few of them.
First I have Lucy(used to be Mara and cliche name I know but i like it). She is Charlie and Vaggies kid and named after her grandpa(who spoilers her fucking ROTTEN). Kinda got a design in my head for her that goes with a lamb/goat theme because she is half demon and half angel. Shes got charlies blond hair but more in Vaggies short style and its slightly curly. Shes also got the little hooves, sheep ears and eyes are that horizontal goat type. Like before she is still an absolute artist and loves doing bigger art installations around hell. She ends up dating Husks daughter Heather when they get older.
Second we have Isabella who is by blood Angel and Alastors daughter but her other dad is Husk and sister is Heather. Still got the same design for her that shes a bit more centaur deer like. Shes got the ears(and tail because I'm not giving that headcanon up) of Alastor but with Angels color scheme and fur and kinda a mix of spider claws/hooves(trying to picture her like head/hair in my mind has been a BITCH trying to not just think of it as a carbon copy of Angel). Recently she has become absolutely fucking unhinged as a child in discussions with Musekicker. She is 100% a cannibal and loves to take bites out of people out of pure curiosity of how they taste(leading to many many child leashes that she usually manages to chew her way out of). I like to think that she becomes popular on the hell version of tiktok with cottagecore vibes with a mix of her cannibalism. Dunno why but I like to think that if Alastor sheds his antlers she collects them and makes them into headbands she wears(also uses them to stab people).When older she ends up dating Moxxie and Millies daughter Mable.
Heather is just Huskys by blood and a one night stand but after becoming a couple with Angle and Alastor they become her parents too and Isabella her sister. Every time I think of her design all I can picture is something like Sawyer from Cats Dont Dance. Shes mostly white with a bit of her dads dark grey. Her face all around is just a pure resting bitch face even if she isnt mad or in a bad mood("its literally just my face" is something she has to say a lot). Her biggest secret is how much she LOVES to sing especially musicals and wants to be a stage performer but she thinks she could never make it. She does start to try out in school or any local theater productions thanks to Lucys encouragement. I like to think that after quitting Mammon that even Fizz sometimes does shows for fun and he kinda mentors her after seeing her talent.
Two more to go! Vea is Val and Voxs little accident that they just decide to keep around. She looks mostly like a moth demon but more bluish and sometimes has a little bit of electricity that goes between her antenna. Shes pretty powerful as she can sometimes match Voxs powers if he say fucks around and locks electronics or tv channels. She ends up not exactly running away from home but just kind of wandering away as her parents pay her little to no mind. She ends up at the hotel and kinda taken in by everyone after they learn her story. She ends up becoming the hotels electrician and is fucking terrified of Niffty.
Lastly is one I forgot on my last post who I am not sure what to do with her after the last episode. Her name is Pia and she is Pen and Arackniss kid. Body type she looks mostly like Niss with a little snake tail but she can go full naga like with extra arms/legs when she wants. She has a hood/hair like Pen and is insanely venomous(took me like ten tries to fucking spell that right) do to being half snake/spider. If Pen is in heaven whenever these kids are around she is raised by Niss who stays around the hotel more to take care of her/keep her from his father(who you know is a fucking prick). When he isnt around Angel takes care of his niece. Shes mostly quiet and keeps to herself but she loves weapons of all kinds, being an absolutely crack shot with most firearms.
#hazbin hotel spoilers#stitches ocs#vaggie#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#angel dust#alastor#husk#vox#valentino#sir pentious#arackniss
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Friday Fic Recs
The Sandman - Dreamling
The Undone and the Divine E by @dancinbutterfly
Warnings: Consensual Violence, Burning, Stabbing, Skin picking, Drowning, The Corinthian is His Own Warning, Cannibalism, Horror, Suicidal ideation, Mutilation, romanticization of violence, Dissociation, BDSM elements
For 24 hours, John Dee influences the entire world with the Dreamstone to make what he thinks is a more honest world.
At the New Inn, Hob finds himself uniquely positioned to save his fellow patrons from the dangers they now pose to themselves and each other.
Why not? After all, what's the worst that could happen?
And how can he do anything else?
Read Me Your Longing M by @linzod
The Stranger hesitates, and does something Hob would not have believed possible. He stammers. “I- I do not remember. I came to and was being pursued.”
Hob notices the older man approaching, but is shocked as his voice rings out, addressing them both, “My dear boy, I am so glad we have found you.” He observes the situation warily; the only reaction from his friend is subtle, the smallest recoil.
“Who exactly are you?” Hob asks the man.
“Why, I’m Paul McGuire, and I can’t thank you enough,” the man looks at Hob’s ID badge, “Dr. Gadling, for finding my nephew.”
Hob’s eyes narrow, as he flatly asks, “Your nephew?”
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Hob’s life is forever changed when his Stranger literally stumbles back into his life, amnestic and hunted, and he must use the skills gathered over an immortal life to evade their pursuers. They soon realize that bits of memory are coming back to Hob’s Stranger, through the power of literature. They are slower, however, to recognize that the most important story to explore may be their own.
A love letter to books, libraries, and the stories that make us, and allow us to change for the better.
Part of the Centennial Husbands Big Bang! Work Complete, Includes Art!
to keep our metaphysics warm by ineverfeltyoung G
“Where on Earth did you learn to make pizza?” Death asks around a mouthful. Hob hasn’t even finished serving himself yet and she’s already dug in. Dream is certain that etiquette would denote this rude behavior, but Hob doesn’t seem to mind, only giving her a disbelieving look.
“I’m immortal,” he says blandly. “Italy. Where else?”
Death comes to dinner. Dream does the dishes. Hob cries a little bit.
Series: Part 2 of the abstract entities dinner club
Cottagecore series by @the-apocrypha
Warnings: vary by story
The love story of a fae prince and a hedgewitch in the middle ages. <3
The Measure Of A Soul E by @vlakas-ex-machina @blueberrymffn
When Hob Gadling made a drunken deal with a mysterious man in a pub, he didn’t expect anything to come of it. Waking up the following morning with a golden mark on his wrist was a shock, though less than finding out that he couldn’t die. Who had he made a deal with, and what did he want? His Stranger was far from forthcoming, so he’d have to figure it out himself. That his mark was not just a passkey to an underworld of supernatural beings but the sign that he wasn’t meant to spend eternity alone was enough to send him down paths he never knew existed and ask more questions than were answered. Who, or more importantly what was his Stranger, and did the mysterious man know who Hob was destined for?
(An AU where only immortals have soulmarks that mark their species/type as well as their partner, and Hob has something no one has seen before)
who wants to live forever? M by ranchdiip
“An Endless?” Hob asks, softly, because it feels like a question that needs to be soft.
“That’s what we are,” Death responds, trying again for a small smile. “Me and D—”
“Don’t,” Hob interrupts, far stronger than he meant to, and Death looks surprised for as long as it takes him to get out, “Don’t, please. I-I want to hear it from him.”
Sympathy colors Death’s gaze even as Hob feels his face burn. Six hundred years, Hob thinks—he’ll be damned if he finds out his Stranger’s name from anyone but the odd man himself.
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It's 1989 and Hob Gadling thinks he's been stood up. Death herself is kind enough to inform him otherwise—and, well, now Hob's got to bloody do something about it, doesn't he?
it doesn't matter which you heard (the holy or the broken hallelujah) T by @meadowziplines for Thranduilland
Warnings: Kidnapping, Torture, occultism, Blood and Violence, Blood and Injury, Whump, Broken Bones, dislocations, magical torture, Physical Torture, Delirium, Confusion, Memory Issues, Identity Issues
Roderick Burgess kidnaps Hob Gadling on June 7, 1989, intending to break both him and Dream. Instead, Dream being rather aggressively tortured triggers the knowledge of Hob's identity as Hope of the Endless, wrapped away in a mental box as they had been.
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Found Family Tournament Round 2 Part 13 Group 60
Propaganda and further images under the cut
Gluttony Crew: Banica Conchita, Carlos Marlon, Hänsel/Pollo, Gretel/Arte, Lich Arklow, Eater Sabella
Qifrey’s Atelier: Qifrey, Olruggio, Agott, Riche, Tetia, Coco & Brushbuddy
Gluttony Crew:
you literally have the Sinner/Demon of Gluttony, her boyfriend, their two kids and the brothers who are also death gods as a family. its adorable! like… it’s just… them going around worlds eating EVERYTHING (here’s a shameless plug in for the song GrEAT journey that’s their appearance as a family) also they’re played by VOCALOIDs, so if you ever want to see MEIKO and KAITO adopt Rin and Len here you go! I don’t think this will be popular but I SWEAR THIS IS WORTH PUTTING IN BECAUSE THIS IS ADORABLE
THEY'RE UNSTOPPABLE AND LITERALLY TRAVEL WORLDS FOR BANICA TO DEVOUR THEM. THE TWINS ARE LOYAL AS FUCK. CARLOS WENT AS FAR AS TO COOK HUMAN BEINGS FOR HIS BELOVED BANICA. LICH AND EATER ARE LITERAL DEATH GODS. THEY HAVE AN ENTIRE EP ALBUM DEDICATED TO THEM. THEY'RE A FAMILY FIRST AND DEMONIC EVIL BEINGS SECOND. BANICA SPENT HUNDREDS OF YEARS TRYING TO PROTECT ARTE AND POLLO. BANICA LOVES CARLOS SO MUCH SHE CRIED WHILE EATING HIM. LICH AND EATER DID EVERYTHING FOR THE SAKE OF GETTING BANICA TO THE GRAVEYARD
They are! Such! A family!! Banica is literally the sinner of gluttony that decides to eat herself and becomes the demon of gluttony due to it. Carlos is loyal as FUCK and may or may not encourage Banica's cannibalism via cooking people for her. Arte and Pollo very encourage the cannibalism and hunt down everything that Banica could ever want to consume (which is everything.) They traveled through different worlds and ate them until there was nothing left!! They kicked the shit in of a lot of bastards!!! They're amazing!!!! They Family!
Qifrey’s Atelier:
It's just 2 gay dad's doing their best to raise 4 preteen girls. They teach them magic, and how to cook, and that they are so very loved, no matter what.
Supposedly Qifrey is the magic teacher assigned to these four girls, and Olruggio's job is to keep an eye on Qifrey. The girls stay at Qifrey's Atelier (basically like a tiny school) and they live there. HOWEVER, ACCORDING QIFREY HIMSELF (and many of the other kids and Olruggio) THEY CONSIDER THE ATELIER TO BE "HOME". Olruggio and Qifrey act as paternal figures and basically raise them. They live on the countryside, despite living in cities being the norm. Olruggio does his job very poorly because of his bias towards Qifrey, being his roommate/best friend/husband, every shady thing that Qifrey makes he lets it slide. There's also have a whole spin off dedicated to them cooking nice meals for the girls. They also have a pet: a fluffy small creature known as brushbug.
So they are basically a found family of gay cottagecore witches.
#tumblr polls#poll#polls#tournament poll#found family#found family tournament 2023#tumblr tournament#tournament#The Evillious Chronicles#The Gluttony Crew#Banica Conchita#Carlos Marlon#Hänsel#Pollo#Gretel#Arte#Lich Arklow#Eater Sabella#Witch Hat Atelier#The Atelier#Qifrey’s Atelier#Qifrey#Olruggio#Agott#Riche#Tetia#Coco#Brushbuddy
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good morning Charlie 💜💜🙌 hope ur doing well lovely <3 tell me a cool fact about one of your favorite OCs!!
HAII LUVU im doing well<3!!
Hmm cool fact about my oc well... This is 707!!
Art by my gf @asteria7 !!
He is a oc inspired of the aesthetic weirdcore all ocs in this universe is inspired of aesthetics of any type :), 707 is the main protagonist kinda of this history i made with cereal is pretty fun! Anyways here some facts about 707
TW// mention of CANNIBALISM and rotten bodies
707 as a kid used to have scribbles in the face when he was in his own world so he can remain anonymous during being experimented.
He dislikes eating human food all you could find him is eating rotten dead bodies or humans in general, reminder he used to do that due in his world not having normal food.
He doesn't get along with everyone too well, 707 barely had a interaction with anyone in the real world, the experimenters were bad people and due to that he started to not trust anyone and whoever try to interact with him he could be a jerk.
Since he was a baby he was experimented because the parents wanted to be rich and didn't wanted to care about him.
In one of his concept designs he was gonna be a bunny, thats why his "horns" is like a bunny-shape
Talking about his concepts he originally was gonna be dark cottagecore aesthetic, and was gonna be a curious man after escaped of being esperimented. A man who would love to be loved
His name would be erased during being experimented, by being "erased" i mean that his name would be non-existent for the real world so he needed to stay up with the name "707" aka "experiment 707"
It was known well that 707 is the most violent one out of all other weirdcore people, confirmed by the god of weirdcore.
Thats all i got!! It was fun doing this :3
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AAAA HI MOOTIE❤️❤️ could I request a romantic Hazbin hotel match up?? (Help me I'm shy) ANYWAY
I'm bi with no real pref, I'm a Taurus and an INFJ!!
Appearance!! : 5,5 with shoulder length black hair, Blue-Green'ish eyes and Glasses! People tell me I look very Intimidating and unapproachable, I have a very vintage 1950s women's way of dressing with a hint of cottagecore into it! I'm also always wearing heels <3
A lil about me! : chronically ill ex dancer and writer, I also sing and I love to act aswell!! I love walks alot even though I can't much anymore, I have a cat his name is Morty!! I can be kinda loud and hyper, I'm usually very in your space if I know you well (and ur comfortable obviously) I also love doing things for others! Id like to say I'm a pretty skilled cook and baker, I also love card games and board games (oh and video games y'know) I always have music running in my headphones, I'm super clingy to the people I hold dear and I absolutely love showering my friends in love and appreciation; I can also be quite the hassle, I'm not all smiles and kisses which I'm trying to work on; I struggle with empathy and love, I can be very brutal and rude and sometimes borderline cruel but I try and reserve that for people that do me wrong!!
I love birds and Foxes! Oh and deer and moose those are my favorite animals I love them sm ( I'm Scandinavian don't look at me weird) I'm the kinda friend you can come to with anything, to listen or for advice or a solution I'll always be here for everyone :3
Some hobbies : dancing (on some days) playing the violin, Writing, baking and cooking
Bleh things: Alcohol (get away from me) smoking or any substances for that matter, dark coffee, bright lights, unprompted loud noises,sudden physical contact
YEAH THAT'S ME ILYSM KOKO DO THIS ON UR OWN TIME DONT FEEL PRESSURED!!
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You got…Rosie!
Already, you've got the cutest height difference and aesthetic match in the world. You come to just about her shoulders and that's not counting her hat! Fortunately, since you wear heels you can inch a little closer to her—unless she's also wearing them.
Rosie loves fashion, so you two go shopping together a lot. She's always offering her clothes to you, but when they wind up too big (as always), she will tailor them herself to suit you or bring them to a proper tailor to fix them up. You don't wear exactly the same style, but Rosie will incorporate more of your elements into her wardrobe so people know you're together.
Oh my, and you can dance? No matter the kind, the moment you tell Rosie that she is already talking about the pep she used to carry in her step, and she wants to go out dancing with you a lot more. Rosie is an amazing dance partner because she is very good at following your lead or showing you how to do what she has going on.
She also LOVES your kitty Morty. Oh yeah, shes going to spoil that cat to death because, isn't it just the cutest furball ever? Rosie is the type to get bit by a cat and coo about how strong a bite it has.
Now, she isn't one for video games, but she is more than happy to learn all about the various types you play! Be it board, video, or card! Rosie is actually really bad at these games and often reveals her hand or her plan, but she still loves trying it out with you. The one game she could beat you in 99.9% of the time is chess.
One thing that really surprises her is your ability to get along with Susan. Knowing you have a habit of being cruel to those who deserve it, she expected you to hate the woman! Instead, you bonded over your hatred for a lot of things, and Susan insists on you always being the one to help her in the emporium.
Expect a lot of listening to oldies music while she shows you her old dance moves, working in the emporium with her, and the cannibals being extremely protective of you when it comes to other demons.
Author’s Note - I'm sorry I know its OBVIOUS but when I was going it Rosie got 7/8 and Alastor was the closest with 3/8!!! I just think she really is your match made in heaven 🖤
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Cottagecore/Dark Academia feat. rot and cannibalism in a boarding school for magic
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How has no one asked Pandalily yet?
probably because we alllll know how i feel about them HAHAH they're my mr. worldwide top of the line amazing lovely forever girls and always will be
What made you ship it?
ME. lollllll. also nbc hannibal. i still can't believe i showed up on here one day like hey pandora is hannibal lecter coded and y'all were like... hold on... let them speak... UR ALL SO REAL FOR THAT HAHAHA
2. What are your favorite things about the ship?
they're insane. they're cannibals. they'd rather die than be cottagecore girlies. they're insufferable to be around but everyone loves them. they bring out the worst in each other. they'll go down hand in unlovable hand. they're mine. i have created them from nothing and they are everything to meeeeeee.
3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?
i do not want this ship to become popular oml i would probably die and throw up and scream if that happened they are mine i am gatekeeping them pls enjoy pandalily to ur leisure but do not ruin them for me THIS IS A THREAT
also get the flowers out of their hair and replace it with blood rn THIS IS A THREAT
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Incandescent
by saveourskinship
Hermione's life is comfortable and easy. She loves her work, she loves her Welsh cottage, she loves that it's currently winter, her favourite season. She's not in love her husband, Draco Malfoy, but loving each other was never part of the plan. Their marriage of convenience has them sailing through life amicably but then someone turns up at Hermione's door ready to upend their carefully constructed lie. One Theodore Nott.
Part of the wider Fates and Free Will series, but can be read on it's own.
Link to AO3
AO3 tags below the break
Archive Warning(s): No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationship(s): Hermione Granger/Theodore Nott, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
Additional Tag(s): Marriage of Convenience, Cottagecore, Slow and Dreamy, Slow Burn, Fluffy, Eau de Smut, Meaning There's A Whiff Of It, Draco and Hermione are friends, and married, Hermione's House Is Kind Of Alive?, Theo Is A Total Dish, Like Serve Him Up On A Platter Dishy, Some Explicit Language, I'm Still Working Out If This Has A Plot Or Just An Aesthetic, Department of Mysteries Nonsense, A Little Bit Sci-Fi?, Abstract Vestiges Of My Imagination Run Amok, Threats of Cannibalism (Not Acted Upon), I'm Sorry, Is This Insane?, HEA, Like Not Tied In A Bow, but definitely HEA
#rating: m#status: complete#author: saveourskinship#word count: 75k+#theomione endgame: yes#era: post-hogwarts#side pairing: hermione x draco#side pairing: romilda x ron#friendship: hermione & harry#trope: unspeakable hermione#trope: unspeakable theo#trope: marriage of convenience#theo's eyes: green#card catalogue#theomione
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im very nervous rn but here we go,,
(i have never requested a matchup in my life so bear with me)
anything physical: I am 5'4 and have a plus size hourglass shape. Short layered brown hair hair with bangs. I wear eyeliner almost 24/7 and have circle wire glasses. My style varies everyday, one day it's very casual, the next it's full on cottagecore or alt,,
personality!!: I'm not sure if this helps, but I am a INTP. I have been diagnosed with aspergers, depression, complex PTSD and severe social anxiety, so that doesn't entirely shape out my personality but it definitely plays a big part in it. I have extremely dry and dark humor which a lot of people don't get. I tend to laugh at things other people don't find funny and I'm very interested in gore.
hobbies: I enjoy anything related to art, plants/flowers or biology. I don't have much to put here because most things don't interest me. I LOVE HORROR GAMES--
random things: I feel like I rely on energy drinks for my energy a lot of the time :'))
I hope I did okay with describing myself,,
Don't be nervous, you did great! You get a very special slasher, one of the slashers that are closest to my heart. My first slasher, if you will, and that is Charles Lee Ray. He's otherwise known as Chucky the killer doll. He also has an incredibly dark sense of humor, and loves his fair share of gore.
The two of you were sitting side by side in Chucky's car, staring in front of you at the huge screen of your local drive in theater. Somehow, Chucky had called in a favor, and now the two of you were waiting eagerly for your own private showing of Cannibal Holocaust.
Chucky looked over at you with a smug grin, "Go on, you can say it."
You quirked a brow, a smirk playing at your lips, "Say what, exactly?"
He raised his brows mockingly, "You can go ahead and say 'Chucky, you're the greatest man I've ever known, not only are you a Sex God, but you also make my every dream a reality'... Don't be shy now, sugar, go on."
You snorted, rolling your eyes as you took a drink of the Red Bull that Chucky had gotten you a few minutes earlier, "How about I say thank you, and that I love you?"
Chucky snarled his nose in though, "I guess that'll do. You can always say the rest after the movie."
You went to protest, but the opening of the movie began, and your boyfriend pressed a finger to your lips with wide innocent eyes, gesturing for you to be quiet and watch the screen.
You grumbled under your breath, vowing to get back at him after it was over. Before long, you were sucked into the gore and death on screen, and you had to admit it.
Chucky could be pretty great when he wanted to be.
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