Tear stains on my hardwood floor Covered up with a piece of carpet Your shadow on my bedroom door It flew away, just like a rocket Ain't that bad getting over your goodbye And what's that say, boy It's my party and I don't have to cry And I'm okay that... You, you left me so low And I, I couldn't let go But yeah, I'm beating that heart attack Don't have to worry about where you at Cuz, no, I don't even want you back I used to care but now I'm cool with it Cool with it, cool with it I used to care but now I'm cool with it Cool with it, cool with it Used to sleep with the TV on Just to hear somebody talking Now I dream with the world turned off I ain't waiting for nobody to call and... Ain't that bad getting over your goodbye And what's that say, boy It's my party and I don't have to cry And I'm okay that... You, you left me so low And I, I couldn't let go But yeah, I'm beating that heart attack Don't have to worry about where you at Cuz, no, don't even want you back I used to care but now I'm cool with it Cool with it, cool with it I used to care but now I'm cool with it Cool with it, cool with it I've been down but now I'm on my way up I've been down but now I'm on my way up I've been down but now I'm on my way up My way up, my way up You, you left me so low And I, I couldn't let go But yeah, I'm beating that heart attack Don't have to worry about where you at Cuz, no, don't even want you back I used to care but now I'm cool with it Cool with it, cool with it I used to care but now I'm cool with it Cool with it, cool with it I used to care but now I'm cool with it Cool with it, cool with it I used to care but now I'm cool with it Cool with it, cool with it

I definitely think Action Man is dead straight

but I also definitely believe he and Colonel Gentleman kissed once mostly because Rodney was curious

dont @ me

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

These two are amazing!

*sound up*

you know he would have been one of Those kids

inspired by this pic:

world_of_engineering_75 on Instagram

Adult website and period tracker

i figured yall would appreciate this photo

original instagram post from vinnikolaus

Saw this on Twitter and I obligatory need to share it

I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

As a disabled person who's loved LEVERAGE and LEVERAGE REDEMPTION since the beginning - for the characters but also the whole ethos of performing acts that help people against crap systems, it's wonderful to be reminded that it springs from reality.

Every time I see that G--gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it's cool you can have a good family photo, it's cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you're blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.

What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn't have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.

Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.

Green Day solicit donations for HIV/AIDS organization, 1994