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can we talk about how konig would be someone who’s quiet when he gets jealous…then when y’all get home he js absolutely goes HAMMMM….
the way i got so excited to write this…it’s actually way longer than i intended but idgaf! part 2 soon 😏
NO BC YOU LITERALLY WOULDNT GET HOW HE’D BE SO QUIET LIKE ???
“papa, i don’t understand what i did wrong,” you’d frown at your man with an annoyed whine. könig, who was a whooping 6’10 would only give you a heavy grunt in response. you’d be on the way back to his car from the mall, dozens of your victoria’s secret and H&M bags held in his visibly large hand. the moment könig reached before you (with help of his tree-like long legs anyway), he opened the door for you, the balaclava on his face making his features ten times harder.
no matter how mad the big bear was at you—or more so, what you happened to get yourself involved in—he’d never disrespect you. anything other than sexually, at least. stepping on the custom made step for your smaller figure, you slide into the huge seat of his completely blacked out bmw suv, allowing him to shut the door behind you. you nearly jump at the visible shake of the car beneath your bottom.
you play with your curls as könig carefully sets your bags on the floor behind your seat. because his was set all the way back to accommodate for his long legs, your seat had the better amount of space for your things. when könig finally got back in the car, he immediately started it, causing the monsterous growl of his deleted muffler to come alive.
and he wouldn’t even break a sweat at you !!! you’re over here going over all your actions for the day, step by step, and all könig could think through his mind was what positions he was gonna force you in when you two got back home.
the sound of könig’s car matched the energy that was coursing through his veins. he know you didn’t do anything wrong; not intentionally at least. but the selfish ass part of him wanted nothing more than for your pretty little ass to sit in the passenger’s seat, overthinking on what the fuck you possibly could have done to rile him up this much.
the ride home is everlastingly silent as the small of your voice breaks the thick tension, “baby,” you don’t know how to further articulate your words. “i know you’re mad at me. i wanna fix it, but i can’t it you won’t talk to me. and you’ve been dead ass silent since we been in the mall.”
könig keeps his cool, though. he knew his silence was practically eating at you alive, shaming you with guilt for something you didn’t even intentionally mean to do. but with the way your pretty body sits in the black skims dress you’re in, accompanied by your black and white dunks—his eyes could practically frame your nipples right through the see through fabric, and he was sure that fucking doorman at victoria’s secret could have as well.
you keep talking. “was it the dude at VS? i swear, i made it very known that you were my man and—“ your words are endless blabber to him as the disgusting and pervasive thoughts cloud könig’s mind.
he looks so sexy in his balaclava, protecting his face from the harsh upcoming winter temperatures. he’s sported in an all black outfit, helplessly matching yours. anyone who saw you two together would automatically know that was your man. i mean duh, he walks around with his hand on your ass protectively 99% of the time.
when you get the sense that the brute isn’t listening to a fucking word you’re saying, you let out a frustrated sigh and turn your body away from him. but the sudden placement of a large hand on your knee takes you by surprise as you eye the man who’s ice blue eyes refuse to falter from the darkening road before you.
the moment könig pulls up in the driveway of your shared home, you can’t help but twiddle with the polish on your acrylics. anxiousness is bouncing off you, and könig could tell. you turn your head and open your mouth to speak, only to be cut off for the first time that night.
“go inside.” könig’s voice is very low, but you don’t miss the command in it. there’s no emotion behind the dark eyes of his balaclava. usually you could decipher exactly what and how he was feeling, but in the moment—
“kö—“ your boyfriend’s snow blue eyes harden at your talk back. with softer features, you whisper, “will you be inside?”
“soon. need to make a call first,” you watch him pull out a fresh cigar pack. “be ready for me when i get in.” you open your mouth to talk back again, but wire it shut when könig lovingly grabs your face. leaning in so the pink of his lips ghost over your full brown ones, he whispers, “now, mama. i won’t ask again. can you listen to that one thing for me?”
with a small gulp, you give him pretty doe eyes, feeling between your legs tingle at his masculinity radiating onto you. in the most confident voice you could muster up, you nod your pretty head at him. “yes daddy.”
könig gives you a nod of approval and runs his hand along the curve of your ass. “good girl. go on, liebling.”
you exit the huge car, already getting idea of what was to come when könig came back inside. with a heavy heart, you head upstairs to your room and slowly begin undressing, hoping that the slower you went, the more your punishment would be delayed.
your hopes were proven to be false the minute you were completely naked and turned around to see könig leaning against the threshold of the door, silently watching you.
you jump in fear at the sudden sight in front of you, but feel your heart beat calm down when könig strolled over to you. naturally, your head tilted backward as a way to get a full view of his face. his balaclava remained on, so you knew he was still upset about the events from earlier.
könig takes his large hand and rests it on your cheek, giving it a comforting rub. “you know i love you and respect you more than anything on this earth, right?” the brown of your skin instantly heat up at his words as you slowly nod your head at his sudden expression, unsure of where he was going with his words. könig’s lips can’t help but lightly turn upward into a small smile. you had no idea what was gonna come.
“good. because for today, libeling, i’m gonna fuck you like you mean absolutely nothing to me.”
#lora’s fics! ೄྀ࿐#oooh my coochie purring#könig x black reader#könig x reader#könig smut#könig cod#konig x black reader#konig x reader#konig smut#cod x black reader#cod smut#cod mw2#cod könig#könig x plus size reader#könig x chubby reader#cod x plus size reader#cod x chubby reader
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god forbid women do anything
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rapper connie + ony idc idc idc!
#my coochie screaming like a banshee in the wild right now#shit don’t make no sense#connie springer#onyankopon snk#onyankapon#musician x influencer au#aot x black reader#connie x black reader#onyankopon x black y/n#aot au#musician au#black reader#I would be in that studio stretched like elastic you hear me#rapper connie#rapper ony#reverb series
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his thighs n tummy make me go brrrrrrrr
#shut up#AHUT UP#i wanna be between em#and have him squeeze my head till it explodes#or till he explodes in my mouth 😹😹😹😹😹😹#when he has gear on it makes my coochie do backflips#jake sully#avatar jake sully#avatar#atwow#avatar twow
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Edmonton dark
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okay i THINK its done. i wanted to do smth different with the clouds but i just. i don't like them. so
i think this came out a lot better than the first time i remade this painting. and i rly liked the first time i did it too ngl. i feel like ive learned a lot. not to mention it's nerevar and i love nerevar so
also obligatory eye close up of my man crying
as for a story of this piece, i imagine it's when the hortator was told he had to fight and potentially kill his closest friend and advisor, voryn dagoth
#indoril nerevar#nerevar#morrowind#tesblr#trans nerevar. as always.#i would do UNSPEAKABLE things to his body. ngl#spare coochie mr hortator????#okay i apologize for that tag#i did his nails do u guys like it#rly enjoying nerevar crying a little too much tho i think#idk its just cute when very strong guys cry. is this a weird thing to have
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Seasoned coochie ✨
#black twitter#black women#blackexcellence#aesthetic#black aesthetic#black culture#black is beautiful#black tumblr#blacklivesmatter#neo soul#black girl aesthetic#coochie#seasoned
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effinnnnnnnnnnn the more forward/teasing character gets flirted like once and suddenly explode yadayada
#shy kaeya my beloved#i love it when kaeya is actually bashful he so cutie patootie coochie coo#need more of that pls#just the boy being flustered#genshin#genshin impact#kaeya#kaeya alberich#dainsleif#dainkae
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this whole Drake situation is the equivalent to when the popular kid got exposed for sum and everybody starts to turn on him like ‘I always knew he was weird’ after enabling their shitty behavior for years lmao. Grown ass niggas acting like high school.
#cherry chats 🍒#I ain’t really care too much abt none of em tbh#just thought it was funny#like how long has he been sucking the culture dry and being a diet kite syrupy misogynist#and nobody said shit? Including kenny boy#where was that ‘you stole my culture’ bullshit for him?#or was that reserved for cardi bc his lil fellow bestie couldn’t make a hit anymore#this is why I only listen to independent artists outside of the women#they all make my coochie itch lmao#so y’all knew he was propositioning new female artsis for sex and stealing from them#y’all knew he was texting 15 year olds and attending high school bball games#but nobody said shit until *check notes* he dared call himself the top dog and y’all felt threatened?#unserious ass genre and unserious ass race of ppl I can’t dhkshdj#woke up in a haterrific mood today#as you can tell#anyways Meg I love you#you started this and had a better diss than all of them
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moth girl :) Full and funky version link here
#patreon#moth girl#im not as happy with this one but i think its just because i dont like the color combination#her coochie looks great tho
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Silly sketches instead of a proper chyrsler drawing :3
#ghostsoap#ghost x soap#soapghost#soap x ghost#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#cod#fanart#cod mwii#cod mw2#kisses#cuddles#post mission cuddles my beloved#i love changing ghosts hairstyle every drawing#theyre my lil coochie meow meows trust#the yearning#its so strong#i want what they have#i need what they have#i wish someone looked at me the way ghost looks at soap
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Es una crema de afeitar humectante y sin erupciones que ayuda a brindarle un afeitado más suave con menos irritación. Úselo en la línea del bikini, debajo de los brazos o en las piernas. ¡Cuanto más tiempo se asiente sobre su piel, mejor se afeita! Ayuda a minimizar el enrojecimiento y la irritación al afeitarse. #coochy #piernassexy #pureromance #partybyvalerie #livealive #bienestae (en Mayaguez, Puerto Rico) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd1zuj6u3bY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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#tight asian coochie#little asian women#little asian#tiny asian teen#tiny asian women#tiny asian woman#tiny asian#asian girls#asian women
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Obi-Wan: Alright, men, what are we thinking right now?
Wooley: *shoved his lil hand up super fast* Oh, me! I got this one, me!
Obi-Wan: *waving his hand over them all* Hmmmmmmm- you. *points to Wooley*
Wooley: *fist pumps* Yes! Okay so I think we should throw Cody a decanting-day party with cheeses.
Obi-Wan: Cheeses?
Waxer: No he’s right, Cody likes cheeses. And caf. I think we should get him an espresso machine.
Obi-Wan: Those are super expensive, I have several contacts I can pout at till they buy me one. Why cheeses? I’ve never seen Cody’s apparently well known love for cheese.
Boil: Yeah, that’s cause he’s scared you’ll think he’s insane.
Obi-Wan: Okay, but, like, is this a fancy stinky cheese thing or is he gonna eat an entire block of store brand cheddar right from the package??? This is news to me and both have to be approached very differently.
Wooley: It’s the stinky one. They’re like SUPER icky but he loves them but he will eat them right from the package with nothing but bread at room temperature.
Obi-Wan: No, no, that’s how those ones are supposed to be eaten.
Wooley: Is gross tho.
Waxer: Idk I think they’re good if the bread is crunchy, but I like the not-as-smelly ones.
Boil: I’ll eat the store brand cheddar right from the block idk man
Obi-Wan: Awesome, I have an idea. Party at Padme’s house, new espresso machine that I’ll get… probably Bail, I haven’t annoyed Bail lately. I’ll get Bail to buy him an espresso machine. You guys get to come with me to look for cheeses, both fancy and store brand, but they will be on separate sides of the room so no one complains. I’m sorry, Boil, but this means you’ll be with Anakin and Ahsoka on the store brand side of the room.
Boil: The price of not smelling that stinky stuff is worth it every time.
Obi-Wan: Awesome. Best decanting-day party ever.
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#incorrect star wars quotes#clone wars#incorrect clone wars quotes#commander cody#clone trooper wooley#clone trooper waxer#clone trooper boil#Cody is also a freak who just ignores the bread and eats a Camembert patty#fuckin rank tho he’s completely insane#I might go hog on a mild but soft brie but I’m not ignoring the bread okay#post clone wars#Wooley is the baby of the group he’s Cody’s favorite of course he knows#they won the war and Bail is a very tired chancellor#they are gonna have cheese caf and wine#codywan#they’re gonna make shark coochie boards
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