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n33dy-slut · 2 months

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Can you suck your tits like a good bimbo

Yes! But I don’t like showing face

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thinkingwildthoughts · 5 months

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Star wars: I wanna go in blind and confused

I have never seen Star Wars and by the time i do i want everything i know to be insane and without context- so please take pride if your interested and confuse me to the furthest extent possible about what may or may not be true about Star wars- these first impressions only happen once after all

#star wars #confuse me #Yoda #Wild Thoughts #darth vader #luke skywalker #anakin

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ferret-who-likes-robots · 5 days

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God, scary swamp things has had some of the most confusing comments I've ever gotten

First this thread that was never explained further

And then this

I literally have the og au credited in the summary, I said its originally on tumblr, the og creator, didnt even mention the fic being based off of a fic???

#Im sobbing #im so confused #These people #Confuse me #I dont even think anyone else has made a fic based off of it yettt #Helllppppppp #Swamp #scary swamp things fanfic #swamp things au #The tags are high right now #Trying to add tags and they keep not functioning right #ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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stiwfssr · 2 years

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#earth 2 #tv #series #john danziger #clancy brown #devon adair #debrah farentino #whump #right?#my gifs #confuse me #540px #10mb #this is the best quality rip #to which i have access #cuz i steal

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hirakiyois · 1 year

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i cannot afford to be more westernized than i already am so can someone please tell me if the move to abc is good, bad, neutral? a win or a loss? preferably in the simplest terms possible...

#911 #911 fox #911 abc #?#americans and their many networks #confuse me

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cassemiah · 2 years

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You infuriate me. You infuriate me past the point of sense. Your smiles carry knives yet all I can wish for is them to be mine. I wish I wish I don't know. Because that's the point. At the end of the day all I can ask, is to continue to confuse me, please.

#love poem #confuse me #poetry #spilled poetry #spilled thoughts #poets corner #poets on tumblr #spilled ink #poems on tumblr #poems #writers on tumblr #poetscommunity #writerscreed

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spinelessandtimeless · 2 years

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Seeing all the transphobia around “cishet” men being attracted pitou makes me wanna rip my limbs off, so here’s a guide to their gender. To see the citations you can go to the fan wiki.

#ahhhhhhhhhhhhgggg #cishet #hxh fans #confuse me #sometimes #no shade though #just don’t be a dick #neferpitou #hxh #chimera arc

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de-i-ji · 2 years

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like, honestly, even if you don’t follow the theme at least do something just be a bit interesting for once i beg of you

#met gala #i would rather have you come out in the most ridiculous ensemble #than you just stick a few feathers or crystals on and be like ooo i'm so fancy!#if you can't impress me #confuse me

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serialunaliver · 4 months

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"before you stop a customer from shoplifting, consider they may really need the item and can't afford it"

#those posts confuse me because why would you stop anyone in the first place #who gives a fuck about the company

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secretmellowblog · 6 months

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People who try to analyze what happened on Tumblr on November 5th, 2020, often really overstate how much it was actually “about” Supernatural. As someone who has never been in the supernatural fandom ever but dID join in on the hysterical destielposting—it was really more about the stress of the pandemic and the 2020 presidential election.

The two biggest Youtubers I’ve seen try to dissect “what happened that November 5th” in video essays both weren’t American—- and I think that explains why they both tried to explain the hysteria primarily via analyzing the Supernatural fandom/the original show, rather than through the lens of the election. And while those videos are cool, valid, informational, and make lots of really well-considered interesting points— I can tell you that me and almost all my mutuals had literally no knowledge or interest in the fact that “oh supernatural had made nods at the ship in the past but the creators were adamant that I wouldn’t be canon” or etc etc etc etc. the first time I learned about any of that context was way later, watching videos where people claimed that fandom history context (that I did not know anything about) was the actual reason for the hysteria.

But the reality is that people latched on to the Destiel stuff because it was a piece of big useless inane zero-stakes fandom news in a time when we were desperately waiting for serious high stakes election news. We were latching onto a “positive “ piece of inane stupid fandom news in a time of great stress, with all the desperation of a drowning man who latches onto whatever piece of wood will keep him afloat.

The core of the hysteria was that Americans (who make up a huge chunk of tumblr’s userbase) were currently glued to their laptops watching the live presidential election vote counts come in. These vote counts were taking an extended amount of time due to the pandemic causing high numbers of mail-in ballots, resulting in a constant state of Election Day Stress for multiple days straight.

This was also during the height of the Pandemic. People had predicted Trump’s presidency would be bad; no one had predicted it would be this apocalyptically bad. No one had predicted pandemics and lockdowns and hospitals overflowing with bodybags. remember Trump spreading Covid lies and conspiracies?? There were so many Qanon conspiracies about democrats being Satanic child traffickers who had to be put to death, and coup threats were mounting from the right wing side. It seemed like this election was a choice between ‘centrist democrat’ and “apocalyptic right wing conspiracy theory authoritarianism,” in the midst of pandemic conditions that people feared would never ever improve— and it seemed like a close election.

Another major point was that Trump voters were more likely to be antimaskers/Covid deniers, while Biden voters were more likely to take the pandemic seriously— so Biden voters were more likely to send in mail-in ballots instead of risking the in-person voting crowds, which meant their ballots would take much longer to count. And so, in many state electoral vote counts, it would initially seem like Trump was very far in the lead— only for Biden to slooooowly build up an agonizingly small lead as the mail in ballots came in, and then defeat Trump at the very end.

So you’re just watching these news sites giving live election updates, refreshing the page every 2 minutes to see if you’re going to live under a spineless centrist democrat or a literal Qanon Dictatorship. And then you go on tumblr to distract yourself, and there’s more election posting, and more agonizing over the votes, and more stress and despair—-

And then it’s been days and we’re right at the crucial tipping point where it’s anyone’s game and the next few hours will determine whether Trump will win, so you need to keep your eye on the vote count, because the next hours will determine the future of the pandemic and your country and your plans for your entire life—

And then stupid Destiel becomes canon! And it becomes canon in the silliest way possible!

If Destiel had become canon at any other time, it would have been a big goofy tumblr celebration? But we wouldn’t have gotten the insane explosion of hysterical interaction.

The entire core of it was the contrast between the inane meaningless stupidity of fandom news vs the actual stressful election news you wanted to hear! It really is best conveyed in that meme where Castiel says “I love you” and Dean indifferently responds with a piece of important election news.

It’s about the contrast between the low-stakes inanity of fandom and the massive life-destroying stakes of a terrifying election. There really was no reason it had be Supernatural specifically, except that Supernatural was a thing everyone knew basic things about from dashboard osmosis— it could’ve been any other equally huge silly fandom ship news about a ship everyone *knew of* but might not necessarily be invested in (ex. Stucky becoming canon, Johnlock becoming canon, Kirk/Spock becoming more canon somehow, etc etc etc.)

I think it’s true that people who weren’t paying agonizingly close attention to the American election news got swept up in it, and that non American Supernatural fans also were extremely excited for purely fandom reasons — but the entire reason it blew up to an unprecedented degree was because of that core of stressed out terrified Americans glued to their computers watching election results and suddenly receiving stupid fandom news instead, and deciding to just hysterically parodically hyper-celebrate this absurd useless zero-stakes news.

I think it was also all elevated by the fact that, as I said before, this happened at the crucial “tipping point” of the election where the next few hours would determine the winner. The fact that Biden began to slowly develop a lead in the hours after made it feel, hysterically, as if the hours after Destiel became canon was somehow the turning point where he began to win; so celebrating Destiel felt like celebrating that slow turn towards victory.

The tl,dr is that it’s so important to Remember the Fifth of November …..in preparation the inevitable hysteria that will happen in the presidential election on November 5th of next year. XD. Personally I’m rooting for Johnlock or Frodo/Sam to somehow become canon in the eleventh hour right before the democrats win

#November 5th #november 5 2020 #the fifth of november #just a random ramble #November 5th 2020 is such an important day to me #it really is a holiday #but it does confuse me when I see people analyzing it primarily as a supernatural thing #instead of a ‘hysteria over an election reaches a breaking point when inane zero stakes fandom news comes out and we all latch onto it’thing #but yeah!!#this is my personal essay out of love for the holiday

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oobbbear · 4 months

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I want to post this here too because I’ve seen it happen a few times

Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use

#bearz rambling tag #no it’s not really possible to let everyone who uses this term to change #because as far as I know this is the most common word with use on Chinese websites #I didn’t know that pairing are called ‘ship’ here #like why would I even know that #‘ship’ makes zero sense to me #it took me a while to learn the fandom language people speak here #it’s hard #give people time #shipping culture is very different too #Like on Chinese site you HAVE to clarify the Top and the Bottom of this ship in the ship name #it is very very important to them #people who like the same ship but with different Top Bottom preference will fight till no end #imagine how confused I was when I first got here #where there’s no top bottom differences #it’s not really a smut thing #it’s more a dynamic thing #AxB and BxA is very different #oh I can talk so much about the differences on fandom cultures #if ya are interested in more please feel free to ask #it’s very interesting to me #I wanna talk about it

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sbeana · 1 month

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everyone remembers adaine's classic scooter

#fantasy high #fhjy #the random return of the scooter and the confusion around it nearly killed me #i love adaine so much #shes so unserious sometimes #adaine abernant #the bad kids #d20 #d20 art #fhjy art

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hg-aneh · 8 days

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the croli in heaven saga continues

part 2 :3

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aneh wont shut up #aziracrow #good omens fanart #good omens comic #aneh draws #forgive me for any messiness or artistic slash anatomical failures #i am getting used to this ipad thingy and the whole perspective thing is a tad confusing

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sopuu · 11 months

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HAPPY LET PAPYRUS SAY FUCK DAY 🎉

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#i may not be drawing undertale as much as before but i’ll always come back to this day #yes that gameplay segment was recorded by me it was incredibly hard to time it right lmao #undertale #papyrus #sans #letpapyrussayfuck #let papyrus say fuck #swearing #animation #undertale fanart #edit: for those confused it’s the 16th not the 15th!!#i posted this when it was the 16th on my end but timezones r funky and all #sopuuart

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astrhae · 9 months

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"I'm very good at forgiveness. It's one of my favorite things."

#michael sheen had absolutely NO RIGHT to go that hard #and break me like this #it's all the emotions aziraphale goes through #like he's not even done processing the kiss #it's the anger and the love and the confusion and the disappointment and the heartbreak #and also the guilt at the end #and him covering it all up #i'm really really never going to recover from this #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #goodomensedit #my edits #ineffable husbands

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zoe-oneesama · 6 months

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Every party needs a pooper that’s why they invited you~

Episode 49 Part 6 First < Previous > Next Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5 Ep 41, Ep 42, Ep 43, Ep 44 Ep 45, Ep 46, Ep 47, Ep 48, Intermission

Bonus:

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#always confused me in canon where Bustier was during this mass party but I shant be inviting THAT in here #scarlet lady #scarlet lady au #scarlet lady comic #malediktator #andre #andre bourgeois #episode 49 part 6

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