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Todays Her Imperious Condescension is:
Me.
Specifically, my cosplay of her from 2022 (it’s an actual wet suit!) and my fiancé as mindfang! Doing a rupaul audio!
don’t talk about the fact I wasn’t fully grey I’m a sweaty woman ok
#homestuck ancestors#homestuck#her imperious condescension#condy#condescension#HIC daily#homestuck cosplay#homestuck ancestors cosplay#her imperious condescension cosplay
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best friend who challenges you to see who has a higher tolerance but you don’t think you remember them taking more than 1 hit
“there’s no way you have any chance of beating me, i can out smoke you any day pretty. what are you talking about? this is like my 4th hit, i swear.”
best friend who watches you take hit after hit, not even trying to stop you. just smiling, watching you become more and more dazed
“i think you actually did it pretty! you should take a celebratory b0ng hit. what do you mean your head feels funny? you just jumped up too quickly when i said you won. yes, i do think you’re being silly, you’re fine.”
best friend who uses your impaired sense of judgment to their advantage.
“come sit up here near me, you can relax ya know. i won’t bite unless you let me. it’s a joke — i’m joking pretty, i promise. you should unzip your hoodie, it’s so hot in here. i really don’t think you need it. fine, if you don’t want to take it off you can just leave it unzipped.”
best friend who speaks sweetly, whispering lewd thoughts and promises in your ear, watching as your brain leaks out your ear and you slowly become increasingly pliant in their hands.
“have i ever told you how pretty your eyes are? especially when they’re all low and glassy like that. i think you would look so pretty on your knees looking up at me, don’t you think so too? do you tremble like this when you cum? do you get all teary eyed when you do it? you don’t know? well maybe you’ll let me see for myself, how’s that sound pretty? what, of course i’m joking.”
best friend who notices you soaking a wet patch through the front of your sweats, instructing you to take them off
“why have you got your thighs pressed together so tightly? what are you hiding? let me see. aww, that’s so cute. are you turned on or something? from what. are you some type of slut? i didn’t even say anything to you for real. you always make innocent things so filthy. i didn’t say anything like that. i’m being mean?you’re calling me mean? after you just made up these lies about me. i don’t have to be nice to you, i could leave and go back to my place instead of taking care of you. shh it’s ok, it’s ok, you don’t have to cry pretty. now here, you’re gonna get sick if you leave them on. you might as well take them off, you’re gonna mess up my couch. i’m only looking out for you, they’re gonna be uncomfortable when they get cold.”
best friend who sits you down on their lap with your back to their chest in just your boxers and hoodie. feeling them rub circles in your thighs and pinch your nipples.
“i know you’re probably freezing without any pants on, come sit up here. i’m not asking you, i’m telling you. i’ll keep us both warm. what, no, i’m only rubbing to keep you warm. no, there’s no other way, i have to keep pinching them because you’re dozing off during the movie. how could you fall asleep in the middle of it? you’re the one that picked it, i wouldn’t really be happy if you did.”
best friend who sighs in faux annoyance noticing you soaked the front of your boxers, instructing you to take those off too with a huff
“ really? you did it again? seriously, what’s wrong with you. all weird over some friendly touching. i did not touch you like that, what do mean i did this on purpose. are you crazy? why would i ever do something like this on purpose? why would i intentionally risk messing up my couch or my pants? you might as well take those off too. it’s the same thing as your pants. you’re not gonna like them when they get cold. i wouldn’t want you being uncomfortable for no reason.”
best friend who sneaks their hand in between your thighs, pressing their fingers against your clit
“i’m not doing anything, you’re making it all up. you literally just put my hand down there. i’m only doing what you wanted me to do. you didn’t need to say you wanted me to do this. you put my hand here. you’re my best friend, how could i ever say no to you?”
best friend who laughs at you as you squirm and cry out from the heightened sense of pleasure
“is this movie seriously what turns you on? are you sure it’s not the movie? i don’t knowww, i’m not even doing anything to you really. listen to how wet you are. sit still, you can’t hear it properly if you’re moving around so much. shhh this is the good part, you’re gonna miss it if you keep making all those noises. i can’t even hear it over all the sounds you’re making.”
best friend who keeps going long after you’ve made a mess of their lower half and you’ve tried to pull their hand away
“you can’t be possibly be finished yet, we just started. give me one more, you can do one more. stop whining about it, i know your body better than you know your body. i thought you were tough, you beat me and now i’m trying to give you your reward and you’re complaining. move your hands, don’t touch mine again. i can’t believe you. when did my best friend turn into such an ungrateful brat. you’re really hurting my feelings, i think you should apologize to me. yeah, you should and we’re gonna keep going pretty, until i think i can forgive you for being so rude to me.”
best friend who lets you clean their fingers off and relax into them as you doze off
“thereee we go, open up, stick your tongue out. taste good doesn’t it? what do we say when we get rewards? good girl, you’re welcome! yes, of course you did an amazing job. see i knew you were going to enjoy the challenge. shhh, it’s ok, i know you’re sleepy pretty, just lie back. is this blanket warm enough? do you want me to turn the tv down? it’s ok, just close your eyes. i’ll be here when you wake up.”
#tw.dumbification#bunny girl#bunny sub#tw.manipulation#tw.overstimulation#tw.degradation#intox kink#intoxication kink#intox cnc#daddy's good girl#female#condescension#attention wh0r3#w33d#manipulation#male manipulator#aftercare
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sorry if this makes no sense (if anyone is even reading this), i was edging myself while writing it 🤫 based on events that happened minutes ago
edging myself for hours already and go to the shower to keep edging but so i could drool all over my tits and down to my already drippy cunt and it felt so good to rub my clit to the edge nonstop until im dripping slut juices all down my leg. all of this is over the fact i’m shoving fingers down my own throat so i drool and choke until my whole body is covered in my own spit and at one point my bf came in the room just to tease my little clit and tell me he wants to fuck when im done with my “shower” which sets me off and im desperately edging my needy cunt in the shower bc of it.
the whole time im just thinking of how much of a needy slut i am and how everyone, even my bf, is aware and actively takes advantage of it. i finish up and go to our bedroom and while he’s finishing some things up i take hit after hit after hit of my pen until im shaky and even more desperate. i try not to touch myself so he can edge me instead and it’s so hard bc im so fucked up and such a desperate little whore.
he joins me in bed and goes down on me until im dripping all over his face and the sheets and he’s slapping my thighs and calling me a good girl 😵💫 i get close a couple of times but then he makes me beg him to fuck me, so i do, bucking my wet pussy up and down his thigh like a bitch in heat while he strikes himself off to the sight of his personal little fuck doll humping him.
he fucked me deep, telling me how he can feel me dripping down his balls and how fucking desperate i am for cock while i moan and cry into the pillow, in absolute bliss and fulfilling my purpose of being a wet little edgeslut for him. he makes me fuck him back and calls me a slut and a good girl until i started begging him to choke me.
he decided to take pity on me and wrapped a hand around my throat, immediately cutting off the oxygen to my brain and making me even dumber. he’s putting the perfect amount of pressure and i start bucking my hips and gasping for air until he gets impatient with my clumsy light-headed attempts at fucking him and started pounding at me, shaking my neck a little with his hand, pushing thee back of my head further into the pillows which only made me tighten up around him more.
he called me his fucking cockwhore, a needy little slut who loves cock so much she’s dripping everywhere over it. he kept telling me to be quiet and when i couldn’t he choked me even tighter and said “what the fuck did i say? be fucking quiet” and slammed into me again, face shoved into the pillow next to me. i begged him to please keep his cock in my cunt and cum deep inside me please please please and like the good boyfriend he is, he bred his hungry little cockslut 🥰 im so so sooo lucky!!
once he came he stood up while putting on his underwear and said “we need to get you a ball gag.. you’re too fucking loud” and my pussy clenched so tight i could feel his cum so deep inside me beginning to leak out of my still edging cunt. he moved on to other things so i went to the bathroom and stood in front of the mirror, one leg propped up on the counter so i could see my cunt all swollen and dripping cum. i held my hand under it so the cum could drip into it and i could fuck it back into myself. for a while i just rubbed my clit and edged myself again (im on day 5 or 6. hard to keep up when my brain is always leaking out my drooling cunt yunno??) i kept fingering allll that cum right back into my clenching hole, over and over so i stay nice and full of love :)❤️
#degrading k1nk#degrade and humiliate me#free use slvt#drooly girl#dumb wh0re#dumbification#condescension#stupid wh0re#choke play#submisive and breedable#breeding k1nk#breeding toy#breeding pet#good slvt#cnc k!nk#cnc free use#soft cnc#edging kink#human fleshlight
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Catholics when someone suggests people are "individuals"
#how dare you not submit to our systemic abuse of authority?!#this is maybe too specific to land#but I can't believe the vitriol#spite#condescension#cold vicious hatred#it's like leftists complaining about capitalism#or the anarchists complaining about the state#catholics think individualism is responsible for every evil thing that has ever happened#which by their lights is probably accurate#the idea that individual conscience matters is maybe the greatest scandal such a totalizing institution could be asked to weather
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local MILF and DILF use their free time to take selfies and rob local gas stations for fun. Also they’re beasties.
#homestuck#condescension#her imperious condescension#condy#homestuck ancestors#grand highblood#Peixes#Makara#they fit under full quadrant matching and you can’t convince me otherwise.#old ppl in their own form of love
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☞ cannNNOT believe that hic has a gruumblr buut cannt come to alternnia sometimes wtf is she doinng up there ☜
#honnestly im juust speakinng my mind#donnt really care if i get cuulled for quuote uunquote speakinng againnst HIC#annyonne whos got a problem can refer to the nuumber 612-IDC#hs rp#grumblr#homestuck#unreality#condescension#fight me
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Whumpee slowly realizing the severity of Whumper’s actions, finally making the connections between the “coincidences” that have all led back to Whumper.
Whumper smirks at the sheer horror on Whumpee’s face, patting their cheek.
“And…there we go. The pieces clicking together, there it is.”
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imagine condesce and dominator dancing together like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYPLENHe1pc
YOU FOUND MY OLD ART k;asnfklsngdsklgndslkg
yo look how so simple I used to draw 😭😭 but I kid you not I worked so hard on finishing this piece here despite my lacking skills fr I miss having that level of dedication
anyways- yeah they def would that. Probably go to Zumba together or something LMAO
these ladies really said
Commit Heinous Crimes, Do Zumba
#dash doodle#dash doodles#ask#asks#my art#crossover#it's been so long since I drew Condesce I had to look at this pic so many times#and I had to search up Dominator for this aslfnsdkg#the condesce#condescension#lord dominator#wander over yonder#I miss that show :((#woy lord dominator#hs condesce#homestuck#f'k I remembered making an old ass crossover au where Condesce adopted Chara how cringe was that
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condescension if she was nice
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Todays Her Imperious Condescension Is:
Grocer shoppin at GrubMart with the GF
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Art by my fiancé @slurbie
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this stemmed from me asking her to draw Condy in the infamous Cookie Monster pajama pants and just spiraled from there. Baby Fef found a Troll Trolls World Tour sing along blu ray and is about to throw a tantrum if she doesn’t get it. Baby Vris is in the liquor section.
#her imperious condescension#condy#hic daily#homestuck ancestors#condescension#hic#homestuck#meenah peixes#marquise spinneret mindfang#aranea serket#mindfang#art#wow#lesbianism#les8ifins#feferi peixes#homestuck art#shitpost
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#homestuck#condescension#artists on tumblr#doodles#digital art#homestuck fanart#illustration#drawing#ibispaintx
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very important question
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Underrated scene from Scream, 1996.
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never forget Condy married a silly little guy
#homestuck#her imperious condescension#the condesce#Condescension#Condy#Homestuck Ancestors#colonel sassacre#he’s just a silly guy#the GHB in this makes me cry laughing even tho I made this
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Could never imagine doing that to my own sister. Wicked unhinged behavior.
No wonder why her gospel album flopped. Would any music lover especially a lover of Christian music let alone a Christian want an album with an artist who goes as far as extortion and bribery and even revenge porn against her own sister in the same album collection with their other Christian/gospel albums? Nope.
#blackmail#stealing#lies#threats#condescension#arrogance.#envy.#And revenge porn?!?#Idgaf about being family#if 1 of my sisters stole 30k from me we would both be in jail#her#because I’m pressing charges#& me for beating the dog fuck out of her!#swvandxscape#QueensOfRnB#TamikaScott#latochascott#foh ain’t no more family bitch!#tamikascott#xcape#queensofrnb#Y’all notice how the nastiest women are of the religious cloth. Latocha Scott#(at one point) Kelly Price#(at one point) Coko of SWV#Kim Burrell… they make being religious look bad.
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