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kalopsic-lagomorph · 2 months

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bruce and brandys kids but more mixed

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valsnonsense · 25 days

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The Brucandy Family

Just pretend theres an elevated platform behind them so we can see all of them ndndnd

THE BRUCANDY FAMILY!!! Featuring @kalopsic-lagomorph 's designs for their kids!! They're all named and designed after various cocktails, which I think is just fuckin amazing!! I really hope I did them justice (excuse how you can still see the sketch lines). Thank you so much for letting me draw them I had to much fun with it!! (I'll link the original post down below)

I tried to make them look a bit older here, like adults. Since they're half Troll, I think it'd be funny if they only got to about half the height of a Puppet.

And Peaches is there too lol. Tiny Peaches with Tiny Bruce.

Okay story time lol!

We all know Bruce's story. He finds his way to Vacay Island after the Brozone breakup, meets Brandy, and gets married. I think all 13 of the kids are the same age, meaning this man popped out 13 fuckin eggs at once (they were too big to nest in his hair so he and Brandy cared for them like normal eggs).

Well, cut to several years later after the Brozone reunion. When Bruce's brothers start to get married and have kids of their own, Bruce and Brandy get a serious case of the baby fever. So they figure, they already have 13 kids, what's one more?

Only this time, the baby is Troll sized. It came as a shock to them both, since the rest of their kids were more Puppet-sized. And when little Peaches hatched, Bruce went full mamabear mode cause oh my god his baby is miniscule compared to everything around them time to baby-proof EVERYTHING-

Cut him some slack he's not used to Troll sized kids bjdjdnh

When Peaches grows up, she eventually moves to Trollstopia to live with her cousin, Fern. Lotas tears from Papa Bruce and Mama Brandy, but having watched their older kids move out, get married, even some having kids of their own, it did make things a bit easier to handle.

And that's that! Stay tuned for more profiles tomorrow~

ONCE AGAIN THABK YIU FOR LETTING ME DRAW THE COCKTAIL KIDS I LOVE THEM SM UR A FREAKIN GENIUS

#dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls oc #trolls band together #cocktail kids #kalopsic-lagomorph #myart #traditional art #brucandy #trolls brucandy #so many kids yall need to calm down #Peaches tryna fly off mamas hands #please peaches ur gonna give Bruce a heart attack #brandy just finds it amusing

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sualne · 7 months

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captain trio undercover

#monkey d luffy #trafalgar law #eustass kid #one piece #my art #have been really tired so i wanted to draw something fun. theyre trying to steal smth at some kind of cocktail party but luffy gets into a #fight and everything goes to shit. i like em and dresses and heists so thats the general idea.#described in alt text #cw blood

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doccywhomst · 5 months

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just thought “fourteen first female doctor” then was like no…. wrong. you’re forgetting abt twelve <- disease wrong with my brain

#thirteen was like three agender kids in a trenchcoat #meanwhile fourteen and donna have matching tramp stamps and cocktails at karaoke girls night #and twelve is just joan jett reincarnated idc #doctor who

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padawansuggest · 6 months

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CloneTok/SpaceTok/JediTok

Ahsoka: *reading off the comments* What does Jedi and Clone Halloween look like?

Fives: Oh, yeah! Halloween was super fun this year! It was awesome, since the clones all live in the temple now, we did it there.

Ahsoka: Yeah! It was actually the Jedi’s first temple wide celebration too, we got to make costumes and the padawans and initiates and shinies and cadets got to go around getting goodies!

Fives: The temple is massive though, the population of a small planet at it’s fullest right now, though we keep finding empty rooms, so it’s not too crowded, but that means none of us were able to get to everyone, that’d be impossible.

Ahsoka: We started off in Master Obi-Wan’s hallway. He had Master Vos with him, and Master Obi-Wan’s kids went with our group. It was really funny though, Master Obi-Wan put out three treat types. One was a cooler of cocktail mixes he makes himself, he said they only had about two shots in them but I don’t know how much that is really.

Fives: It’s like one really big gulp of Hardcase and Taco’s illegal still juice.

Ahsoka: oh my god that’s so much Master Obi-Wan is crazy! The masters bringing kids around got so excited when they saw those!

Fives: Heh, yeah. They’re really good, and he has a bunch of different flavor types. What else did he put out?

Ahsoka: A really big bowl of Mandalorian spice candy and sweeties, and Master Vos put out a bowl of potatoes. The bowl was completely empty the next day, but the older clones were coming by for days to steal more spice candy.

Fives: Heh, I think I got one of those potatoes, but I had one of his cocktail mixers and another cocktail mixer from another master four blocks over, things got fuzzy after that.

Ahsoka: What happened to your potato?

Fives: I’m pretty sure Echo stole it for a midnight snack.

Ahsoka: That’s such a mood.

Rex: *coming out of a room in the background* Are either of you finding potatoes hidden in your room since Halloween?

Ahsoka: jdifnerkdnr

Fives: omfg

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #arc trooper fives #ahsoka tano #Obi and Quin’s kids are cal and Reva #they went with sokas group and got lots of goodies #trust me poeple are eating lots of potatoes but also Cody decided to leave some extras for Rex after his fifth cocktail labeled Swamp Juice #the colour was exactly that of master Yoda and Obi made originally made it for his birthday six years ago #people were giving out both cocktails and candy all night the whole temple was fuzzy that night #spacetok #JediTok #CloneTok

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katiekatdragon27 · 6 months

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Guys, there is a severe lack of Sodascent content on this site and it irks me greatly. These are super self-indulgent lol.

Meet Dusty and Lucile Hansen-Euler. Lucy is a molotov cocktail and Dusty is a sand candle (like that one product that was shoved in my face for two weeks straight on Insta) They are 10 and 15 respectively, and they are a girl and demiboy.

Lucy is an excitable tomboy with a ton of explosive energy and a proactive mindset. She's always in everyone's business (if they let her) and is constantly egging on dangerous stuff. Half of the time she is the one doing said dangerous stunts. Her self-preservation is pretty low, but once she begins forming alcohol in her body instead of juice, she becomes more cautious. She still has a very unhealthy and worrying interest in fire.

Dusty, on the other hand, is a grumpy dude who's full of cringy preteen angst and a rebellious mindset. He's the guy to post stuff like "It's not a phase, Mom" and "The shadows are the only things that truly understand me" and other edgy quotes like that. He's also that kid that hates that his parents love him cuz he's a "how can I relate to these edgy characters when my family is so nice????" person. Also, his wick is burnt since I think that all candles have the ability to light up when feeling strong emotions (for him, usually anger).

Bryce is doing his darndest to be present in his kids' lives (parent issues) but tends to over-worry about them and comes off as strict as a result. Amelia is more laid back and calm of the two and is more inclined to trust her kids' decisions (good childhood), but she is the scarier of the two when she's mad.

(The dust bag above is my brother's character)^^

Take a wiiiiiiiild guess who's kids are the first two 💀

They'll get their own post eventually, I just have to finish their refs.

The ref sheet w/out shading and the sketch are below:

Have a good day bros 👍

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snackugaki · 1 year

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memory lane pizza

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morethanwonderful · 2 months

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One of the things I think of a lot with regards to John is—why didn't he have any friends in his real life?

None of the beta kids ever seem to mention having irl friends that they miss in the aftermath of the apocalypse. And yeah, they've got a lot of other stuff going on, and it's not really in the narrative's nature to bring up people not somehow involved with sburb, but on a watsonian level, if any of them had other friends that died in sburb's aftermath, you'd think they'd say something about that grief at some point.

It's relatively easy to explain away the other beta kids' friendlessness. Jade lives alone on an island, Dave is Dave (raised in an extremely weird way that does not make him well-suited for regular life), and Rose's mom is strange and rich enough that Rose probably goes to some shitty private school or has an online tutor or something.

But John is such a public school-type kid through and through. He's just some guy. But the more I think about him, the more I'm thinking about why he must not have any friends. He canonically spends most of his time online.

He's into (poorly) coding, shitty movies, online games, and magic tricks, none of which are a particular recipe for popularity—especially not as a twelve year old in 2009. He also has a peanut allergy.

Unfortunately, that's also probably a social strike against him. Schools are historically really bad at dealing with kids with severe allergies. There's decent odds John was eating alone and isolated at an "allergy table."

Overall, he's kind of made for being a run of the mill social outcast. He's not Dave levels of weird, and he might not be horribly bullied, but he absolutely strikes me as the few to no friends sort in a really painfully mundane way. He's just some dweeb. He's painfully sincere and enthusiastic most of the time, yet clearly has some self-hatred issues deep down that he doesn't like to think about.

He likes unpopular things and lives his life online. And pre sburb, at least his online life seems happy! He has good friends! But I can't help but wonder what his hours not at his computer screen were like. It's hard being twelve years old and goofy and awkward and friendless.

All those deeply repressed internalized thoughts about how lame he is have to come from somewhere, y'know?

#john shines SO bright and is SO enthusiastic most of the time. aggressively so #he loves what he loves. and yet #lame kid. clowns. etc #it really makes me think about how those ideas end up in his head and what his school life must be like #and the peanut allergy on top of his interests—perfect unpopular nerd cocktail unfortunately #like John is the least angsty character in a lot of ways. esp pre-sburb john #he doesn't have a crazy horrible life like a lot of his friends #but the mundane relatability makes the struggles he does have all the worse y'know?#sorry I did warn y'all I was going to be losing it over John during this reread #homestuck #john egbert #homestuckposting #english major hours #andie rereads homestuck #and yeah I know that dave comic I linked is just a fanwork #but it rings SO real and true for me #it's canon in my heart and completely aligns with canon as far as I know #long post #ID in alt text #homestuck 72 #<<it's about multiple pages but the allergy page is what prompted this

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dayurno · 4 months

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what would be the main topics of argument between jean and wymack, do you think? would kevin try to play mediator or just completely ignore them?

ANYTHING REALLY.... but i feel like the most trending topic for them to argue over is exy, because jean's opinion of the foxes never truly improves besides that kevin's addition (and, begrudgingly, andrew and neil, but he'd never say it with all the words) is the only good thing about their lineup. he offers no real suggestions on how to better it but he has an endless well of criticism that makes wymack want to climb up the walls. talking to jean makes him think that coach rhemann is a saint, and kevin even more so

i think kevin does make a point to move closer to wymack at some point in their professional career/post-retirement and jean is not unhappy about this but he's not entirely happy either. they will learn to tolerate each other and they will spend many christmas dinners and new year's eves and birthdays and baby showers together, and maybe along the way as they grow older they will realize that their resentment of each other is more for the sake of old times than any real reason :-)

re: kevin. he absolutely does not play mediator and has to very pointedly stay out of it if he doesn't want either to feel as if he's picked a side. the only person i can see caring to mediate is abby, and jean respects her enough to drop any subject if she asks him to, so it all works out. if they're getting Too into it though kevin is known to fake a headache (or any type of minor injury) to redirect their attention

#when kevjean settle down closer to palmetto wymack has the terrible chill that they might get kids soon #the idea is not Not discussed but it feels very real then #for what its worth i dont know what theyd do or if theyd actually adopt or anything like that #and if it came to it obvi grandfather david would eat it up no matter what #but i feel like a child would really seal jean moreau into their lives forever #im imagining him nursing a cocktail and complaining to abby like #abigail.... marriage you can divorce but CHILDREN ... are forever....#hes always going to be the other father of my grandchildren..............#and abby's like okay old man lets get you to bed #asks #wymack when his grandchildren are bilingual french babies: ABBY IM GOING TO KILL MYS #wymack #kevjean

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definitionsfading · 6 months

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thinking about lemon and tangerine's coordinating gold hoop earrings this morning (romantic) ((gay)) (((soulmates)))

#bullet train #lemon and tangerine #somebody needs to strike the fear of god into the new kids with some fruit cocktail out of left field #block away children I'm already dead

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kalopsic-lagomorph · 2 months

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i wanna draw some of the cocktail kids, anyone got any requests/prompts?

#cocktail kids #trolls #im assuming yall know the ctk post

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a-musing-mixologist · 3 months

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@sillygum

"HOW DO I KNOW YER NOT LIKE, IMMUNE TO THAT SHIT?

#🌷muse || kid #sillygum #Cracked Cocktail Glasses || Crack

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strixhaven · 3 months

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everything possible ever happened in my dream last night

#vampires. molotov cocktails. discussions about how race and ethnicity are socially constructed. orville peck candle and water bottle.#the water bottle has a cowboy hat top. my brother deadnamed me to a girl on a train. the difficulty in trying to estimate sex and ethnicity #based off skeletons and how shovel-shaped incisors are more common amongst native folks from america and canada and parts of northwest #central and east asia. museum robbery but if the bag touches the ground you explode. so the vampires needed to make a bridge of corpses #strange creature wearing jingle bells because this was also all taking place in european town during christmas #there was so much more i’m not kidding when i say everything happened ever in the span of maybe 20 minutes #my assistant manager was there we had to mop too

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eemcintyre · 5 months

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A happy Tumblr birthday to meee

One year of unhinged dilf posting on this site and I’ve loved every minute and every one of my wonderful mutuals and followers- 125!! 🫨🥰🥹 The positive response to my work and having other fans to interact with has been wonderful- shoutout to my fellow users with Tom Cruise and/or Thomas Ian Griffith brain rot 🥲🥳

#tom cruise #thomas ian griffith #terry silver #cobra kai #the karate kid #dilfism #creative writing #cocktail 1988 #far and away #jerry maguire #top gun #mission impossible

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quelend-underground · 4 months

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[WIP] Fnaf art right before the new years? don't mind if i do,,,

(I got tired of the big projects im workin on and had a quick break with some bears, don't judge me smh)

#og fred tired of the kids and just wanna sit back with a good cigar and read the news #toy is a bartender he serves hella good cocktails #sry i made phantom fred look hot idk what i was thinking #wip #art #furry #fanart #sfw furry #KittyQueArt #fnaf #fnaf 2 #fnaf 3 #freddy fazbear #toy freddy #phantom freddy

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tricornonthecob · 5 months

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So sleepy but we gotta start season 2

LK 121: Nyquil Sluttington

(pt1)(pt2)(pt3)(pt4)

These are the most dramatic trees since the opening to Fox and the Hound.

why is he going so fast??? What is he running from?

Also I see Caesar is in his gray era.

I wonder where the budget went.

Just Kayla. I feel like there's a child labor law that got sidestepped here.

oh my god he's talking to the horse. Secret Horse Girl, 10,000x over.

I don't understand why you're bitching about this, this is your favorite topic and you're literally galloping to get there.

Keeping up with the Sluttingtons

Still talking with the horse lol same though.

Well maybe if you hadn't wasted all that energy galloping...

"Quit yoinkin' the reins, my guy, sheesh."

oh my god James, he is already halting why must you yank so much.

lol he looks so offended.

GIT OFF MA LAWN

I just want to know how they told Kayla to play that line, because it is not very threatening and I assume it was meant to be sarcastic/threatening.

again with the yankity reins, for a horsegirl he has pretty bad eq.

Caesar is not having any of this.

this episode feels lowkey the LK fandom's Beast Boy/Terra moment, TT cartoon canon is bullshit, Raven/Beast Boy forever I will fight you, why do none of my ships end up canon.