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I don't understand why there's a movie called Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Why would they fight
#havent seen it but im sure itd be funny#i just dont know how you can fuck up tmnt in a way that isnt also somehow funny#i mean if they go like a super edgy route then i get it. most shitty batman media for example is shit because its 2edgy4u#though edgy ninja turtles would still be funny i cant take edgy turtles seriously#cmon theyre funny little guys eating pizza in the sewers#tmnt#batman#senja autismposting
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Brozone (and friends (and enemies)) twitter drama au
Collaborative between me and @squirrelpatties. Truly our magnum opus
Jd: previously a frequent twitter e-clown infamous for name searching and starting beef with people who insulted him. His fanbase thought it was hilarious in a "grandpa escaped the hospital" way. Eventually was forced to relinquish control of @/brojohndoryofficial to his pr manager (clay) after he responded to 14 y/o @/j0ndryballzweat.
Floyd (part 1): his sex tape (with a fan he didnt know was a fan but thats hardly relevant) gets leaked. For the first three days everyone's timeline was full of "do NOT share it around, dont even look for it, if someone sends it to you IGNORE it, this is a disgusting breach of privacy" until Floyd addresses it by tweeting "decided to put on a different kind of show for you guys" and all hell breaks loose. Every tweets hidden replies are full of screencaps and reuploads for a month. People edit the video so just before anything explicit happens it's replaced by a video game cutscene or meme, which Floyd retweets a lot of. His brothers ask him to stop (both for publicity and bc it makes them uncomfortable) so he starts posting thirst traps on insta. Clay yells at him so Floyd tweets "clay just asked when I'm gonna get a girlfriend :/" which brings us to-
Clay: homophobia allegations. Admittedly the least serious and would have blown over quickly if it weren't for him panic tweeting "I'm not homophobic! My girlfriend is a bi lesbian!" People were NOT happy. It takes him three days of retweeting 'helpful educational threads and carrds' on lesbianism written by 14 y/os for people to get off his back. Viva understands.
Bruce: stays off social media bc its the mind killer so he lets clay take care of @/brobruceofficial. This goes well until clay gets drunk and thinks he's on his private account but is actually on Bruce's public. When he wakes up (hungover) in the morning hes got Bruce banging on his door asking why TMZ is reporting on him cheating on his wife. Bruce tells him to clear things up but clay JUST got the lesbians off his back and can't afford to be back in the hotseat...
Branch and poppy: branch was annoyed by all the branch/poppy rpf fanfic (poppy likes them bc she thinks they're cute and funny. When brozone go on tour she reads the smutty ones) so he suggested to poppy that they stage a fake breakup. Poppy is initially against the idea until branch brings up how much fun itd be to sneak around like a couple of teenagers. Poppy scrapbooks the tabloids about their breakup. Clay and Bruce blame clays drunken tweets on branch so clay seems like the victim. Poppy acknowledges this on twitter in a way that very heavily implies they broke up bc branch was cheating on her with her own sister. Viva does not understand. This one doesn't have a resolution yet bc we moved onto:
Barb: previous lesbian icon turned reactionary transphobe. Riff stopped associating with her once she started getting really public with it and now she keeps tweeting stuff like "you-know-who left me just to work with misogynists. Really makes you think 🤔 " which he ignores.
Riff: while still working with barb he was approached to collab with creek (damage control for the... unsavoury things he said about rock trolls). The second the song released he tweeted "wow that guy was an asshole LOL" bc he didn't realise he wasn't supposed to do that. Cut contact with barb once her transphobia went from "mild, I can fix her" to "jesus fucking christ". Briefly worked with Floyd until his second controversy at which point riff tweeted "cmon, man" and turned off his phone. Riff hasn't done anything wrong and he deserves a lot better
Velvet: crafted the perfect expose thread on Floyd when she was in prison, including "pro life" "publicly sharing inappropriate sexual content" and "uses the toothpaste flag". Posts it the second she gets let out of prison and instantly becomes #1 on trending (alongside "floyd" "pro life" and "#HUGS4CLAY).
Floyd (part 2): tweets "why does it even matter that I'm pro life if I'm gay and don't 'believe' in 'voting'" before doing another line off his boyfriends torso. People bring his leaked nudes back up and start insulting his dick size and its the first time hes ever let a controversy bother him. His next tweet is "I am not ashamed of my body" and the top reply (creek pfp) is "you should be ❤". Clay is biting the skin off his own tongue.
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love your MGW au its so interesting like. Lamberts gotta reprimand him to take care of the cult and itd be so funny like yes you have to feed them. fix that bed. you cant make your followers do this for you cmon man. i dont care if you dont want to do you WANT faith
Oh yeah, and let's don't forget that Narinder was chained for who-knows-how-long so there's a big chance that he don't remember how normal mortal life even should be.
So Lambert is just like: How tf you planned to run the cult if you didn't knew that followers need to eat more than once per day!?
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okay just for my own sake heres my relationships with the undertale cast.
for context: in jeremytale, as im calling it, the Player latches onto me instead of frisk but frisk is still there. and killing someone is never a possibility. the dialogue options, whether mean or sarcastic, are something I myself would say regardless of being possessed by an Entity
frisk: thats a little sibling if ive ever seen one holy shit. in general i think theyre a cute kid and i think they look up to me but also theyre full of sass and love to backtalk (back sign??) me
chara: another little sibling. I love narrachara theory and it carries over. little dead guy (nonbinary) and their strange living cohort. chara voice Fun fact! If I was alive, I'd be your age! jeremy voice Thats really depressing dead kid
flowey: little sibling number threeee jesus christ. yes he hates me yes if something bad happens to me he will try and hurt the person who did it!! i just think hes a weird flower... until i learn the truth obviously. i try to be supportive but hes kind of a stinker
toriel: "wow this is. a bigger human than im used to having fallen here. Whatever still my child." i think shes awesome and i would love to hug her. however i do think i remind her of chara and asriel for time until she realizes that comparing me to either of them is unfair to everyone. im still her child though. Goat Mother
sans: he goes between "i need to avoid this guy at all fucking costs" and "hey it's not that bad. hes just autistic. thats cool". I do get mad at him frequently for patronizing papyrus (and he tries to do it to me too but i am not above threatening him). on the surface we relax with each other quite a bit. Especially when he realizes that me and papyrus are a good match. and also when he stops babying his brother lol
papyrus: man. cmon. you know this. i do think itd be funny that if i ever actually made jeremytale the outcome of the papyrus fight will always be the dating segment no matter what the player has me do. compliment him? "hey buddy i like your scarf! i have one just like it" "Y-YOU... SUCH A SINCERE TONE! ARE YOU... FLIRTING WITH ME?!?!" ".What". intimidate him? "(*You stand up to your full height and look down on Papyrus.)" "W-WOWIE... TRYING TO SHOW ME YOUR IMPRESSIVE STATURE... ARE YOU... FLIRTING WITH ME!?" "huh." just straight up spare him? "S-SO MYSTERIOUS AND STOIC... YOU MUST BE TRYING TO IMPRESS ME... YOURE FLIRTING?!" "WHAT!!!!!!!"
undyne: at first she hates me but once i get the undyne hang out we are. Basically siblings. she thinks me and papyrus are great and we become a trio of it. she loves noogieing me because i actually put up a fight. i also confront Her on babying papyrus but i think she already knows its bad. i also think she is so funny. most forgetful fish on the planet. WHY DIDNT YOU SIGN YOUR LETTER
alphys: im so cool to her when shes just watching my journey but when we meet face to face she quickly realizes im just as much of a dork as her. we're best friends
mettaton: i am so quirky and funny to him not in a patronizing way but like. That one video of "(excited voice) How do you keep your pants up when you perform, its incredible!" "....... belt". of course once i see EX its like. of course you have black hair and pronouns. unparalleled friend group of me, papyrus, undyne, alphys and mettaton
asgore: he is so. he thinks im an odd chap but mostly very polite and sweet. reminds him of chara much like toriel and makes him very sentimental. hes not really a dad to me but i do think he enjoys my company
#YEAHHH#gaze into the (disco) ball 🔮#☠️bonely heart club#selfship#self ship#self shipping#selfshipping#familial f/o#platonic f/o#🗻wooahh story of undertale
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my mother told us a couple years ago that as a teen my dad would hang out of his friends cars or roll down the windows and yell or hit the horn from the passenger side at old people when he saw them on the sidewalk to scare them and she told us this as an example of well your dads not perfect either but it backfired because now everytime we see old people biking which is often we live in france we're like dad. you know you want it dad imagine how funny itd be. its just us. not a car in front not a car behind none in sight. just us. cmon man. and you can see him itching for it and shes like are you for real do not honk at them are you serious and we're like thats the devil talking. gd wants you to honk.
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oh my god
oh shit
nassstty
a veeery careful
poor tattle..
thinked too hard
cmon guys that silly portal was just for getting the travelers back home and noelle away nothing else go home
im assuming this isnt danny's like, friend
sounds fucked up
ok well that could be dangerous
oooh that makes sense
smart tattletale…
maybe thats why u can just kinda forget that the world is supposed to end in 2 years
u'll be 18 then taylor! isnt that nice
seeing his violent intrusive thoughts yeah
i can feel grue growing more insane everytime skitter says something like that
are therapists for villains available so u can actually talk abnt this shit
thats so sad
damn
personally i cant
its just not very easy w the way things are or how much hsit can happen
go get arrested, go to birdcage, die, ya know
oh god shes getting horny again
itd be funny tho
well well well
look who it is
the hell
she should name her weapons like u would w children
well aint that nice
a whole world of fresh resources
hrrrm
i dont know whats w armsmaster's deal now
now u know why she turned out this way :)
thanks a lot for that shadow stalker and emma
u could go to her and be like YOU made me this way, you TURNED me into a villain basically
damn
its true though
taylor's just gonna get more stressed w these percentages shit
at least theyre willing to talk to taylor more like a human being this time around
yipee!!!!!!!!! AAHAHAHAHf
ohboy
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hi juuuuune :) tell me about 1, 6, and multiples of 11!
YESS HI ty for enabling me :3 lots of these so under the read more
1) Uzumaki by the Scary Jokes
listened to this song 200 times this year. i knew itd be my top song. its just so fucking good and dreamy and tough and powerful. the incorporation of guitars into a scary jokes song is so fucking cool?? and the ENDING OUGH. it goes crazy fucking insane, its such a good spiral it ends in. its on london and izzy's playlists! its also just very perfect for my year. i spent a lot of this year balancing my friendships and wound up losing a really close friendship in a horrible falling out, and this song is about that kind of relationship. also its a really good song to kiss someone to. who said that
ok someone already asked for 6 so ill give you 5?
5) No Leverage / No Pleasure by the Scary Jokes
another scary jokes song! another one of my favs of all time! ough im obsessed hi. this was on the chapel playlist for those feelings of obsession and destruction and love. those were also feelings i spent a LOT of this year grappling with and this song is such a perfect outlet for them. this song just... rips up my heart. its so fucking good i adore this song hi. i have no doors ive torn through the walls ive ripped up the floors laid waste to it all
11) 8 now by food house
YES! A FUCKING JAM! i got to see this song live and it was so much fun - everyone went fucking crazy during IT GIVES YOU FUCKING MENTAL ILLNESS ough i adore this song. fraxiom was so fucking funny during the live show kghjl they asked the audience if we had done our homework and cleaned our rooms and washed our pronouns. anyways. this song is just so fun and silly. it's on my dnd character amy's playlist bc she's a stupid mischevous teenager lol
22) Hëłłœ Kįttÿ by Alice Longyu Gao
another hyperpop song i saw live that's on amy's playlist! this song goes CRAZY FUCKING INSANE hyperpop song in 3/4 thats just fucking relentless its fucking amazing the energy is so insane its not a song that most people would like but its so fucking good i made my dad listen to it. CIAO BELLA CIAO BELLA BELLISIMO! on amy and izzy's playlist for the contrast of hello kitty as a cute fem figure and INSATIABLE KINDA INSANE VIOLENCE BITING BITING BITING
33) Saddest Summer by the Drums
oh. i don't even know where to start with this song. its really important to me because it's a song i associate with my family - the name might be saddest summer but its super upbeat and i associate it with really wonderful summer memories. and its so fucking lovey! and this summer i was really missing my friends and put this song on a playlist for them - i kept saying it really was the saddest summer, bc i had a wonderful summer and also a really yearningpilled one.
44) Foreign Object by the Mountain Goats
WHY ARE WE GETTING EVERYTHING FROM IZZY'S PLAYLIST we're reaching the point where this isn't associated with specific memories its just a jam. i love the way this song casually sings about violence hehe and the end... the way it feels so beautiful and celebratory of this violence is REALLY fun
55) money machine by 100 gecs
the first song here that isn't from a playlist, i just listened to it a lot because its good! idk what else i can say its just a fucking jam. feel so clean like a money machine... this song was my introduction into hyperpop and i fucking love it the synths are just so fucking perfect and it has this persistence to it that i adore
66) Cheerleader by Sir Babygirl
SIR BABYGIRL! oh i love cheerleader so much. i could write an essay on why this is on amy's playlist - we're really hitting a few specific playlists huh - but the general idea is just this cute feminine aesthetic on the verge of complete collapse, and urging to be cheered on... its so fucking good. the "cmon, cheer me on!" part drives me crazy insane, its really fun and builds such a vibe
77) Cyber Stockholm Syndrome by Rina Sawayama
listened to this a lot this year because i had a final last semester where i wrote about cyborgs and we read Donna Harraway's Cyborg Manifesto in another class and also so there's this robotgirl who said that. ive also been planning a metamorphosis character relating to video games and obsession (the tetris effect) and so a song about obsessive love with cyber aesthetics? yes
88) Starstruck by the Scary Jokes
gotta get one more scary jokes in there. also from the chapel playlist, because that had most of burn pygmalion on it! im actually really surprised i didn't put this on the playlist for my friends considering that i call them my starlings. i mean ive been thinking about remaking that playlist now that our relationship has evolved a lot so, maybe this'll be there! its just such a fun cute cozy song :3
99) Feelin' So Matryoshka by (once again) the Scary Jokes
this was from emilie's playlist! i don't really have anything to say about this song other than it being a fucking jam lol its just GOOD it has the perfect beep boop bops. and i love how the scary jokes does lyrics ough its such a fun song
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what are some songs you would love to hear fall out boy cover? honestly i just want them to fully record under pressure and release it because their performance of it was goooood 😭
wap
OKAY okay okay okay okay real answer I HAVE GIVEN THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT unsurprisingly because fob covers are literally always so good.
songs fall out boy have already covered but not done official studio recordings of but that i would kill a grown man for:
UNDER PRESSURE. like it goes without saying!!!!! i think the version we get here is actually a studio recording that they're just performing over like a music video, but they never actually released it properly on streaming services and the like which. why. patrick stump is literally dueting with himself. why would you deny us this.
mr. brightside, firstly because i think present day patrick (with a lot more confidence and control over his voice) would absolutely kill it. and secondly because i think it might reinvigorate the fob/killers feud from way back when and i think that would be funny.
basket case, because the only recordings we have of this one are so low quality and COME ON you guys toured with green day SURELY this would be a nice way to cap that off!!!
hallelujah i love her so, because i've a soft spot for stevie wonder and patrick literally did this just while noodling around and stalling on the piano during mania tour. GIVE ME FULL BAND COVER. PLEASE.
songs/artists fall out boy have not covered but that nonetheless i would kill to hear them cover:
wap. i was joking at first but now actually seriously i would love to hear what they'd do with this.
jolene. but also literally just. fob do any country covers please please please please. like literally any country song.
fleetwood mac like just anything fleetwood mac. but "the chain" would especially wreck me
meatloaf cause i know joe loves meatloaf and that would be sO. FUCKING. FUN. are you KIDDING me
converge because these guys all came from hardcore and i very very selfishly want patrick to whip out his unclean vocals again. please.
stuff that is literally so far out of fall out boy's wheelhouse but that i would commit atrocities to hear them cover:
literally anything broadway. musicals. for the love of god. musicals. every time patrick does some musical stuff (rocky horror cover, the dead end musical songs) he FUCKING KILLS IT so like...cmon guys lets get the rest of the band in on this!!!
because im deeply predictable i would absolutely murder for a "legal assassin" cover from repo! the genetic opera. the whole film gives different characters musical leitmotifs and styles, but the character featured in this song gets a lovely blend of bass-heavy dark rock combined with older showtunes. joe and pete could get some really intense riffage in there and andy would KILL those drums at the end like god DAMN. PLUS patrick would get to flex some low register growls. itd be a dream come true.
i would pay a very lot to see joe cover some of the really jagged heavy tracks from the hades soundtrack, in particular "the unseen ones." id just really like to see this man go absolutely apeshit over some of those tight delicious fucking licks
all right thats all i could think of. not pictured are the many many hours that ive gone off in the groupchat about the many many other songs i think fob should cover because they can do literally any genre
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for the character ask thang can you do...nylocke maybe even 👉👈
sure thing stranger i definitely dont know!
favorite thing about them: theres like....sooo much i could say. i think above all his dedication to the roleplayer bit is really fun and endearing and seeing him break it on occasion warms my heart
least favorite thing about them: nylocke is without sin and flaw. the only thing i could consider a least favorite thing is like, i wish everyone else showed more concern about him when they put him in the goddamn dragon head. what was happening there. was he just doing the O_O face comoletely still in real life the whole time????
favorite line: similarly to rockoon, everything that comes out of his mouth is gold. if i HAAAD to pick something though itd either be just...the whole park scene in dragon drama, or everything he said during the final match of the gemini tournament. the former is sweet and the latter is so funny because you can tell he is trying so hard not to just tear zetto asunder because thats not what he needs to hear rn
brotp: nylocke is a friend and buddy to all. hes the most likable character in the show. everyone loves him. once again if i HAD to pick itd probably be him and kirb even though i also like them romantically. their dynamic works either way. ALSO DEMONKING AND WHYTI THEYRE SO SILLY TOGETHAR
otp: do you even have to ask......gamelocke........the meowmeows ever owners of my heart. my POOKIES
notp: closest thing ive got is serpentine because even though they have divorced energy serpentine is like. REALLY weird and vindictive at least in the series
random headcanon: i cant stop thinking about kirb saying he could be a vtuber earlier on stream...thats true but its not mine. what *I* think is that after the whole fuckin...serpentine origin story reveal he generally makes a better effort to see past his character and be kinder to younger players, i feel like getting caught up in his character sometimes makes it hard for him to notice others feelings and he starts recognizing that bit by bit over the series
unpopular opinion: is there even an unpopular opinion to be had? its nylocke dude what do you want me to say
song that reminds me of them: nylocke is the main blorbo of a good friend of mine so i never made playlists for him PERSONALLY....i think his theme is the number one song though. i know its cheap but like...cmon. nylocke. the dragon of destiny....be you ally or threat on this you can bet this day is for you and me...
favorite picture of them:
these two from the kickstarter requests jumped out in my head immediately
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[ send a " ⭐ " and i will list muses i would be interested in throwing at yours ]
[ asked by @muutos ]
this one took a while to get to bc i realized how much i wanted birdie to interact with some of ur muses and then got distracted with trying to set up her blog and stuff but im here to answer this now hopefully . my brain is still all over the place please excuse me
[formatting is "your muse - my muse(s) i would like to see with them"]
vanessa - sb verse mikey :] torment this little shit. because the concept of these two interacting is so fucking hilarious im so happy the movie brought it up and this way it doesnt even have to be movieverse. also i NEED her and birdie to interact so so so bad im trying so hard to finish up birdies sideblog its taking forever but i wanted the chance to give them a lil separate space to themselves. uh who else. i have glambun and cassie of course, she can have fun with them, and joshton also has a sb verse!! i know i never talk about him but id love love love to introduce him with vanessa or one of ur other muses
henry emily - cmon. i love your henry so much id willingly throw literally ANY of my muses at him i <3 him. ive already spent eons talking abt how much i love the potential dynamic between him and michael because i DO, so so so much. also just like i said to nic, he can interact with literally any of my animatronics whenever. i NEED interactions with him and lefty there is something so personal about those two. and of course ciarán goes without saying. your henry already gave him too much attention (like. literally one [1] positive sentence so far) and hes already hooked. good luck getting rid of that fucker. hes never letting go. sorry you shouldve known better than to be sweet with him (/lh)
mangle - im ngl i would love to have interactions with them and one of my withered animatronics. or jeremy, yknow,,, before Shit Goes Bad. could be fun. joshton Also has a verse where he works in the fnaf 2 location because i just kinda stick him wherever he would fit so if you wanna use it to traumatize the poor little minimum wage worker go right ahead i think itd be real funny
freddy fazbear - b..bonnie... thats it just bonnie i want the classic duo back i dont care what era. also if you want him to torment mike or josh theyre always up for it, as has been mentioned multiple times
roxanne wolf + glamrock freddy - lumping them together because theyd be interacting with about the same characters. same list as vanessa!!! its so funny because i wasnt interested in sb at ALL before ruin / interacting with you and ur little corner of the rpc and now im. fucken entangled in it. help.
vincent demarco - weve talked abt my interest in him before but like i said every time you rb some musings about him or something i go a little insane. also did you know his birthday is literally one day before mine i just realized it when i checked his bio page. anyway i really wanna toss like. ciar or josh or someone at him at some point just to see what would happen. he just intrigues me i just wanna see whats goin on in that brain of his idk idk
these arent really specific muse matchups but. every time i see you play like. stu or gwen or ar'alani i lose my mind a little and get reminded of all the muses from their medias i could pick up but i have to stop myself bc thats so much WORK. the star wars fixation would be enough to overpower it and make me find someone to interact with ar'alani if it werent for the fact that i havent managed to get my hands on the thrawn books yet and ive never watched star trek so i dont know anything about your interpretation and it makes me so so so upset. anyway this is an open offer (that may not make sense if you havent watched star wars rebels) but if you would like i would pick up ezra bridger to interact with her in a HEARTBEAT. it wouldnt matter how fucking clueless i am because hes clueless as shit too. i am so so sorry if this sounds overbearing or something i do NOT mean for it to be i have just been wanting to play these star wars muses for YEARS now. the star wars community is just so much more terrifying than this little group here. so the fact that someone that i know and trust and have written with before has even Somewhat of a star wars muse has. driven me a little bit insane. (/pos) this is all /nf of course im just. yeah 👍 this probably makes no fucking sense im sorry i am unwell about star wars
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sooooo im 75% done w the first book of kotlc, here are some thoughts i had / theories i came up w while reading (the links to my thoughts for 25% and 50% are here and here respectively)
starting off hot, i did not like keefes dad. ik thats like obvious that hes bad, but hes giving lucius malfoy (i can imagine him w the black swan. not theorizing, but saying that i wouldnt be surprised). i swear if i find out hes touched a hair on keefes gorgeous head—
another thing, the pyrokinetics. that book was obviously planted by someone from the black swan, and i think i know who (i say it in one of the next points.) but i wonder what happens if someone is a pyrokinetic ? i think someone mentioned earlier that abilities can form on their own, so what do they do w someone who just like spawns that ability. also wouldnt it be funny if dex or marella was a pyrokinetic.
speaking of dex, can i just say i love him. i feel like hes sidelined by sophie n i know she doesnt mean it n hes her best friend but hes so left out cmon i feel so bad. also the way hes so jealous of fitz "you just like seeing wonderboy. please dont tell me you have some stupid crush on him" JSWJSHSHEHD I CANT
i can also now honestly say that i like sophie as a mc. like. a lot of books have bland mcs but not kotlc, shes a good person, she has a strong moral compass, hates attention cause she gets so much of it (esp sucks since this seems to be a chosen one trope). i wanna see more depth to her character tho cause a lot of this is just surface shit. but then again this is a middle-grade series n im only on the first book, so ill be patient
okay, look. about the black swan. i get that theyre planting information into her head. she knows abt elementine, she knows the word 'suldreen'. but some things i dont get how they planted. its too broad to be planted all at once like. she can understand a whole new language n she doesnt know it ?? she can read a whole new alphabet (the cipher runes) which is extremely rare to be able to read ?? she knows how the eternalia castles look like ?? howd they plant that in her head? might be a plothole but idkkk
the allergy when she was nine HAS GOT TO HAVE SOME SIGNIFICANCE. i mean, it was thrown in n she mentioned that they never discovered what its cause was ??? real suspicious shit im telling you
now, this ones a lil far fetched n it goes off of barely anything except for my writer instinct but bear w me, at first when sophie started getting notes in her locker n they suspected it was someone from the black swan (i suspect the book was also planted by that someone, tho i suppose its kinda obvious), i thought it was a student or teacher who could get easy access. heck, i assumed it might be keefe for a hot sec bc we know he broke into her locker before. but then he said that he found it opened, n alden said it might be a vanisher... and then alvar, a vanisher, showed up during that same conversation. now, i could be wrong, but wouldnt that make for an insane plot twist? esp since sophies gonna move in w the vackers, n itd make for a cool thing to notice if you go for a reread knowing hes the vanisher alden speculated abt. idk, just a thought
thats all i have, the next one is gonna be a post when im 100% done, n ive found a pdf of the second book so imma start reading that prolly immediately after im done w this one. lmk if i should do posts like this for 'exile', too (i wonder why its called that btw?)
tagging: @tastetherainbow290, @that-multi-fandom-hijabi, @aylin-hijabi
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Trump comes to tumblr and instead of banning him, tumblr staff simply turns post editing back on and sets us loose like a horde of rabid dogs
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my opinions on venom #1 because I don’t have any comic friends to rlly discuss this with lol sorry fr inflicting my tumblr followers w this idk how to process all that
this is like a messy mix of a reread with just my thoughts slapped on and some opinions too idk
ok so i could honestly give less of a shit abt eddie rn idk hes not my silly little guy anymore so I just care less abt him i’m actually just waiting fr elwing to kill him off for real bcs he feels soooo soulless these days. like yes some eddie traits are still there but its not the same, so hoo keep that in mind when i talk abt this, anyway
i swear sleeper is the only reason im slugging through recent venom comics, its like (abyssmal emoji face) “venom sucks sm” --> “ :) omg sleeper!”
im going to also assume #1 takes place before extreme carnage since Sleeper is still around and in their cat form. I’m still wondering if Sleeper is going to be treated as the brock family pet or if theyve been restored to a brock family member again i cant really tell... ig ill maybe maybe not find out in the coming issues if RAM V’s apparently plans fr Sleeper are true
also i ... i like that sleeper just indulges sm in being a cat like i KNOW for a fact you arent even like a cat under there thats just a whole symbiote shaped into a cat they say shit like meow mrow bcs they want to
edit: ok i just skimmed through the 2018 run trying to find something else but found this instead... if ewing/ramv are only going by cate’s run then...ig they wont be restored to brock family member status... augeugh but whyyy im understanding why ppl were bemoaning abt dylan’s role as the “blood son” sevrely downplaying eddie’s role as a parent to sleeper
im going to take this as “lol no genetically im not related to eddie like YOU are but--” kind of thing for now. im sooo upset realizing sleeper has jus stopped referring to eddie as father :(
and its funny because it does happen out of the blue, and eddie doesnt even get the chance to really tell his loved ones goodbye or i love you before he just gets blown up
(im glad eddie’s still a little pathetic here... cmon man so much for “trying to convince the universe symbiotes arent to be feared anymore”)
THIS IS REALLY FUNNY FOR NO REASON. DAD SIGHTING, SETPEMBER, 2 AM, HOME.
1) ignore the first panel i just want u guys to know the general time thing eddies been gone fr dylan
2) sorry the way this tells us the symbiote sometimes fucks off whenever eddie goes back to space is so. the dynamic is giving very “divorce kid and their dad’s gf they dont rlly want to have a connection w and maybe even dislike” vibes
3) dylan being the technical 8th kid after sleeper... like lets just say sleeper is the “first child” in this situation bcs thats the only kid where eddie and symby finally stepped up to becoming actual parents to one of their kids and they were “overbearing as hell”, and now theyre just free-balling with the youngest child (dylan) now. it’s kind of funny if it weren’t for the fact sleeper isnt being treated like symby AND eddie’s kid anymore.
i hope sleeper talks abt their exp being raised by eddie and symby at some point i think itd be a funny contrast to give dylan a look at how eddie (and symby) did their parenting before dylan came into the picture. Like “i was kept in a fish tank and smothered with attention” , *dylan vc* “how does it feel, living MY dream (sans the fishtank part)”
i also hope now that dylan will interact w the lifo symbiotes w the knowledge hes eddie’s son, that theres a werid family feud situation. lets gooo daddy issues lets goooo. think of it like this sleeper> dylan > lifo and carnage
4) IT KIND OF IMPLIES THE SYMBIOTE HASNT BEEN SEEN IN DAYS? PROBABLY? WHY DOES IT JUST UP AND LEAVE THOUGHHHH also sleeper is a little too passive in this situation fr me its never mentioned if sleeper is also disconnected from the hive so I assume theyre still sort of connected w eddie?? whyd they not realize that wasnt really eddie... huhhhh
WHY WAS SLEEPER OF ALL PPL SURPRISED ABT SEEING VENOM UD THINK THEYD BE ABLE TO SENSE THEIR PARENT BEING NEARBY AND EVERYTHING?
LIKE AT FIRST I ASSUMED “OH SLEEPER IS AWARE VENOM IS BEING WEIRD AND STALKING THEM FRM A DISTANCE” NAURRR THEY DONT EVEN KNOW??? this is so...
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final thoughts ig, i just didnt really feel much. its only issue 1 so i wasnt expecting to get blown away but it just sort of left me scratching my head. its just sort of jarring where i just finished rereading stuff like web of venom: good sons and then the costa run + first host, and im going into this issue... like i think the parenting stuff is rlly the only thing sticking in my head atm. ill probably reread frm the start when we get to issue #4 which is what im mostly anticipating (bcs im expecting to see flash, andi and or bren cameo).
we dont get to see much on dylan and symby’s dynamic which sucks, bcs thats what i was mostly lookin gout fr in this issue. we do get some more sleeper and dylan interactions which im always happy fr tho! its... a little underwhelming though, actually super underwhelming. sleeper kind of just follows dylan around and its, fine i guess? but i just expected more quips or interjections frm sleeper.
im honestly more interested in dylan’s side of the story which surprised me like i really have 0 care left fr eddie now. which sucks bcs he endeared me sm as a character, but at least currently, he’s sort of just a husk.
anyway my theory on the whole “dylan and symby not getting along” that keeps being teased im sure itll just be dylan’s rage “infecting” the symbiote all over again or bcs dylan decided to bond with it despite eddie’s warnings its going to go thru that thing the ringo symbiote which is just. unfortunate. im so tired.
anyway!
all of the venom symbio’s shadowed appearances bcs they look so silly:
#croak#venom#i go thru several names to refer to the venom symbiote sorry#using it/its fr symbio#they/them for sleeper#auauaughg i need more comic frnds to discuss this kind of stuff w#girl help im going fucking nuts#me talkign to my uninterested frnds: listen to me dylan is THE divorce kid ever#i dont even really like dylan i just think hes a funny but ill never rlly#like him bcs of the reason he was made and how he was created#it leaves a bad taste in ur mouth yknow
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i think you should tell them boo! itd be funny
i mean there's a few books to choose from, cmon, what do you guys wanna know? i can't just, like, say these things unprompted, i wouldnt know where to start!
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As much I know this would never happen, I love the idea of doing one of those prison pen pal things and getting zemo, I feel like itd be so funny. Plus i really wanna be nice to zemo, like just straight up chat to him and ask how he's doing cause i think he needs it. But yh if you complained about being stressed a lot I know as soon as he got out of jail he'd turn up at your door like "cmon bitch we're going on holiday"
Im pretty sure they don't have international terrorists as pen pals but 🤷🏽♀️ Might have to write this or smth even tho I dont write fanfic, or maybe I'll ask someone else to write it😂
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Idk why but i feel like itd be funny in i need you if tabloids made up some rumor about calum cheating. Like calum and y/n would just not care at all bc they know that would never happen idk. Like maybe fans are hella confused and theyre just like “cmon thats not happening at all”
I missed I Need You, guys. I agree that this is a v funny idea for it as well tbh like can you fuckin IMAGINE
I Need You
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“Apparently you’re cheating on me.”
Calum looked up from his phone, eyebrows raised at his girlfriend.
“Still?”
“I don’t think you stopped,” Y/N mused, finally looking up from her own screen and grinning at him.
“Well I just would’ve thought I’d have gotten better at hiding it by now,” Calum sighed, shaking his head in faux disappointment. “Still a mystery woman?”
“The tabloids seem to think so, yeah,” Y/N agreed, frowning down at her phone screen, clearly trying to read the article.
“Just the tabloids?”
“The fans seem to have some suspicions. I’ve been sent some Instagram profiles of who the mystery woman could be,” Y/N shrugged.
“Well that’s nice of them.”
“Yeah - by the way, I think your number of followers have dropped,” she added. “It seems that everyone’s siding with me.”
“Well... that sucks,” Calum chuckled, rolling his eyes. “Anyone would think that you’re the one in the band in this relationship.”
“I’m just better than you, Cal, sorry I don’t make the rules,” Y/N teased, prodding his side with her foot before resting it back down into his lap. Calum laughed, squeezing her ankle affectionately with his free hand.
Calum’s phone buzzed in his hand, signalling that a message had just come in. He frowned briefly before bursting out laughing.
“What?”
“Ash wants to know if you’re okay after our ‘very public break-up argument’.”
“Yeah, you can let him know that I’m completely distraught. The cheating I can understand, but the refusal to admit that I’m right about who should win Bake Off this year,” Y/N tutted, shaking her head. “That’s just unforgivable, Cal.” Calum smiled affectionately at her. “We probably should let the fans know that the cheating rumours are bullshit, though.”
“Well you better do it, since I’m the one being accused,” Calum pointed out, typing out a reply to Ashton.
“Alright - smile.”
She didn’t wait for a response from Calum before snapping a photo of him to go on her story.
‘As much amusement as we’re finding in the new cheating rumours coming out, I’d like to confirm that no he’s not cheating on me - I feel like if he was going to do that, he would’ve done it years ago as he no longer has any game when it comes to picking up women, he has forgotten how to flirt.
In all seriousness, though, Cal is definitely NOT cheating on me and I do appreciate the support, despite how unneeded it is. The woman he’s been seen with lately is one of our mutual friends from school, there’s nothing to be worried about.’
#calum hood#calum hood fanfiction#calum hood imagine#calum hood x reader#calum hood blurbs#I Need You#I Need You Spin-Off Blurbs#5 seconds of summer#5 seconds of summer blurbs#courts blurbs#blurbs#requested
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