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i think people have used this template better than me
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Ladies love me for my whimsical swagger and ability to figure out sales tax without using my phone
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prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances
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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?
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rozaliared · 18 hours
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to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:
Play Toys
Play Pretend
Snack Time
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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes
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rozaliared · 20 hours
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A gentle reminder for art resources: You have to use them.
That's not be being patronizing! I GET IT! I'm in the same boat! I have courses and books I haven't opened. I know you because I'm you!
So this is just a gentle reminder: You gotta find time to actually open the resources, remove distractions, and put them to use if you want to learn. and if it helps, try to do it because learning and creating is fun and not for ulterior reasons like career or money (though I sympathize).
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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth
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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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"I laugh when I look at this shot - one in a million chance of capturing the precise moment when these birds are locked in eye to eye!
Out in my boat fishing one morning, I noticed that an eagle was being harassed by a blue jay on the shoreline next to my cabin. The blue jay’s relentless attacks were only mildly irritating to the eagle. The big bird’s facial expression was one of pure disdain. Jays are fiercely territorial - the eagle had perched near the jay’s nest and the jay was determined to protect its young.
My boat floated closer and closer to the skirmish and I knew that I might be able to capture a special moment if I just kept shooting. I love the image for so many reasons. The eagle is protecting its most valuable secret weapon - its eyes - by sliding a thin membrane over its eye just as the jay flies by. The jay is executing a ninja move as it makes its escape. And I love the way the image illustrates the sheer contrast in size between the enormity of the eagle’s body and the small silhouette of the blue jay.
I’ll always be thankful that I was in the right spot at the right time."
📸Ken Wiele
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Garden of Hope - James Gurney (detail)
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