SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP NO WAY

Dutch Van Der Linde | Shady Belle

The Miraculous Draft of Fishes by Raphael

"The capture of Christ" (1620), by Anthony Van Dyck.

Guido Reni

favorite thing ab chatgpt is that if it doesn’t know something it’ll just start fucking lying. like blatantly fucking lying.

my dad teaches english classes and he just got a final paper with this sentence: “In terms of style, both poets are known for their use of imagery, but O'Hara's tends to be more straightforward and concrete, while Stevens' is often more abstract and metaphorical — for example, in O'Hara's poem "The French / Window," he writes: "A cat walks along the garden wall / and the tree waves its branches / The French / windows are blah" (lines 1-4).”

the thing about “The French / Window” is that it is not a poem that exists. at all. like, it was literally just written by chatgpt then inexplicably named as a famous frank o’hara poem. and it’s so. fucking. funny. sooo basically heads up for finals season — those of you who use chatgpt, be warned, because you will quite literally be citing nonexistent texts and your professors will show it to their daughters and together they will laugh at you endlessly and you will deserve it

CONTAIN THIS MAN.

the rich =/= someone who has something I can't afford :(

the rich = the fucking rich

I love getting infantilized on the internet it's so fun ^^ (irl too) (<- all of this is /s btw)

Marijn Morée, 'Perseverance', 2001

Via rhapsody.in.colour IG

"Christ at the Column" (1607), by Caravaggio.