Riz Gukgak

guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.

and I think about it every day.

fabian always takes "what would riz do" to the worse extemes. saw a crime scene and ate a piece of glass. saw a mirror and created a romance partner

the way fantasy high evokes dread in me so easily should be studied because brennan describing how the bad kids are going to save the world again only to go back to school in three days and have to work just as hard for no reward made me so instantly stressed. combined with how tired fig & gorgug are in the promo for next week talking about school… yea. fantasy high my beloved so happy to be back!!

[id: a character card from Fantasy High Junior Year of Cassandra (she/her). Cassandra is a skinny teen girl with long flowing hair in a ponytail, wearing a tie dye shirt and shorts. She looks off to the side and floats in midair. Her description reads "Deity of Mystery, Doubt, and Night" /end id]

cassandra!!!

obsessed with murph desperately trying to make riz seem lame while the rest of the cast and art department are determined to establish him as the canonically hottest member of the bad kids

The intrepid heroes always bring their unique flavor of chaos to the dome, but there is something so sweet about THIS flavor of chaos.

We’re like all going home. TOGETHER.

Now having watched the first episode of Junior Year all I can say is;

Bad kids my beloved

i would apologize for the person i will become on january 10th but every single one of you will become the same person so happy collective descent into madness i guess

fantasy high junior year finale in which no matter what’s going on they must stop everything to sit and take an SAT for three hours

sometimes a family isn't a mom dad and kid. sometimes it's three of fig's parents, a griffin, two magical vehicles, a frog made of vapor, fabian's maid, kristen's girlfriend, and their classmate ragh.

Murph: I have just a good of a chance than anyone else!

Narrator: He did not.

HOOT GROWL BABY

See you tomorrow, night yorb 😘

no doubt about it, I’m ready to get hurt again.

THEYRE BACK, BABY

Also oh my god the fucking art??? The new minis????

Screeching sobbing crying throwing up

Bad kids my beloved