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Jack | 30 | Queer | He/Him | original writing & art @calicohyde || OFMD | Ted Lasso | IT | Watcher | Star Trek || PFP by @vacantgodling
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back in the day i had a fic concept where bruce had a crush on clark, obviously, and he wanted it gone. and he noticed that clark seemed to have bioluminescence and so he figured a great way to make his crush go away would be to learn in hyperspecific autistic researcher detail about the reproductive systems and mating habits of all the known things that bioluminesce - you know, insects and deep sea fish and such, which would clearly scare him off. so he does that, and accidentally gives himself an insectoid monster kink. rip.
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after several discussions that left me baffled, let me throw this out to the masses: do you look at ao3's icons when you're looking for a fic to read?
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[ADOLESCENT SEXUALITY]
jamie, puberty-stricken, in his bedroom late at night, staring at that poster too horny to even have any coherent fantasies, kneeling up on his bed, straining his ears to listen for his mummy so he doesn't get caught, and half-deliriously licking Roy Kent's photographic crotch. tastes like poster ink, feels like the wall behind it. he does it every single night for months.
#jack facts#ted lasso#jamie tartt#royjamie#age difference#underage#like... sort of#lime#hc#anyway based on a true story about me lol
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i guess i could fix him but he doesn't really need fixing and i don't have the hubris to think my preferences are relevant to his journey
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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood
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Ever since I saw the movie for the 358th time a few months ago and did some loose sketches in the sketchbook I haven't been able to get Jareth out of my head. Actually I haven't been able to get him out of my head since I first saw him when I was ten, but that's another matter.
The thing is, I've been delving into his character background, writing a fic, and I needed to draw him as I imagined him in my mind. I hope you enjoy my interpretation of the Goblin King. Maybe there will be more drawings of him.
Stay safe and drink water little goblins <3
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Edit: The "shirtless" version with the scars is here
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*Holding them, kissing them, caressing them, etc.
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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together
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Turn on your timestamps though because I think I will legitimately lose my mind if I see one more news post from 2017 getting shared like it's recent or another fundraiser post from 2014 made by a deactivated blog. Seriously. Please. I'm so tired. And stop starting discourse with people on posts over comments they made 3+ years ago.
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OMG. I just had the funniest thought. Imagine Eliot, Parker, and Hardison being in a situation that requires them to talk to each other but someone is listening and then suddenly Hardison starts speaking Klingon. Parker joins in immediately, whoever is listening scrambling to figure out what fucking language they are speaking and Eliot stubbornly refusing to "speak geek" and not cooperating at first but finally, begrudgingly starts to also communicate in Klingon.
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Phil Dunster ⎸ Fantasy Football League (1/?)
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reporting ads that autoplay audio as "malicious". FUCK yourself.
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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