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evanescentdawn · 7 months

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so v glad I am finally writing fanfic abt this stupid show I am brainrotting over SO bad cuz. oh my god this was so much fun to write wtf in love seriously with them (especially jang si-yu <3 he’s so looser <3)

“Did you just think — NO,” he adds loudly. He explicitly makes a big cross with his arms to get his point across. “NO! N-O!” “I wasn’t talking about those kind of dreams! This was a very pure dream. I am a very pure person and I wouldn’t have those kind of dreams about yo—”

She tunes out the rest of whatever he’s saying. For a person who declares himself as pure, he sure is the furthest thing away.

“…and it’s not like I asked for this, you were the one who made that love —”

He’s still talking.

“Okay, whatever.” Lee Hong-Jo says, shaking her head. She had enough. “I’m getting out now.”

“….Wait… at least let me take —”

The door shuts close.

“….you home…”

His stretched out arm is left out hanging.

He takes it back and cradles it against his chest.

Sitting in his car, very alone now, Jang Si-Yu’s heart aches terribly. He stares out of the window, watching as Lee Hong-Jo’s figure disappears and with it, the ache in his heart increases fatally.

This damned love potion.

“Get it together, Jane Si-Yu,” He tells himself sharply, slapping his face to shake it off. But he can’t direct his eyes away from the spot she disappeared.

He already misses her.

What if he got up and followed after —

No. Get it together, Jang Si-Yu! He can’t loose to this love potion.

Determinedly, he jerks his head away. It doesn’t move. Slowly, with force, he mechanically turns it inch by inch to the front of his car and drives away. It only takes over ten minutes.

The heartache doesn’t go away but throbs insistently while he knows Lee Hong-Jo is completely fine and mooning after that guy. She must be so happy, when he’s like this.

#destined with you #00:40 #IM NOT OKAY ABT THEM #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I AM GOING CRAYYY #I LOVE JANG SIYU SO MUCH AND HIS ANTICS #PLS HES SO <3 #I did have some kind of plan for this wip but it’s already v off course #v on brand of them #this was insanely fun to write wtf I wanna write more of them #this had barely interactions between them 🙄#I NEED MORE #chop chop me #get going #at one point I was in danger of combusting if I didn’t write anything. the danger has passed now thankfully<3 #wip: dreams of u

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arundolyn · 1 month

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today i bring you aba stimming. tomorrow? who knows

#aba #paracelsus #guilty gear #guilty gear strive #crow.gif #guilty gif #i love her so bad. fucked up silly little girlthing #huge fan of her and her illness #just hanging around. being sillay #took way too long to notice her shirt is pants it made me giggle. just chopped up some shorts and went Yeah thats a shirt #50 notes in under 20 minutes. i see were all not okay here JFJSJJFX

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un-fathom · 2 months

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oblivion is game of the year, every year

(reads bottom to top)

#tes iv: oblivion #oblivion #tes #tes memes #the REAL story is that i smacked helvus cecia a few times and (because i am well liked in bruma) a townsperson came to my aid #the combat music went away so nobody was hostile to me but a guard gave helvus the ol' chop and he stopped being alive

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pizzat-i · 2 months

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something's a bit fishy about this man

#i've been loving the nautical theme adopted by a few of the hermits this season #anyways grian changed his skin halfway thru making this drawing so .#glad that's the one thing that's stayed consistent throughout my years of drawing him #grian #grian fanart #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft #my art #also if you told 2022 me that i'd be drawing grian with mutton chops i think i'd just stop functioning

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theoldkyokodied · 2 months

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It's always funny in sillydelphia or whatever. Sorry i can't concentrate on making a joke, there are women right in front of me (pointing at my own genderbend iasip drawings, sweating profusely)

#macdennis #fem macdennis #macden #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip genderbend #this goes out to the person who sent me an anonymus ask for posting the noir lesbian macden here too hope you have a great day :)#also shoutout to the person who shared that lesbian noir macden on their insta story with the caption:#'I THOUGHT THESE WERE BEAUTIFUL BUTCH LESBIANS. TURNS OUT ITS THOSE ASSHOLES FROM ITS ALWAYS SUNNY'#i think i cry-laughed at that when i saw it. im so sorry. they are beautiful butch lesbians in my lesbian head #anyway enjoy some screencap redraws! i'm doing friendly and encouraging karate chops in your direcion. Wha-pow!

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

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kexing · 4 months

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In the past I couldn’t calm down and you were able to help me. Now if you can’t focus, can I help you?

#pit babe #pit babe the series #charliebabe #babecharlie #pavelpooh #pavel phoom #pooh krittin #mjblr #me: collecting the chopped scenes like crumbs on the streets

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ifuckinglovelemondemon-srs · 6 months

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Do you ever just listen to a song and go "damn this song is so good that i want to inject it into my system"

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monakisu · 9 days

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lawlight toxic yuri i never posted

#the vibes im envisioning are Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn in Death Becomes Her but theres no man to kill each other over #just their libidos i guess #SORRY but i chopped off L’s hair because as someone with buttcheek-long hair i find it a NIGHTMARE dealing with this shit #stray hair everywhere like im a goddamn husky #only light would have the patience and vanity to take care of absurdly long locks #and i know L’s shirt looks sorta form-fitting but thats just me failing as an artist. it’s baggy. trust 🙏#美迪 archive #��princess posting⋆˚✿˖°#lawlight #l月 #light yagami #L #death note #art #artists on tumblr #画画 #涂鸦

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theethoslab · 2 months

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Absolutely losing my mind over Scar’s stream today

He was already talking to Etho while catching ocelots

Joel logs in and Scar immediately asks if Etho wants to go visit him

We get so many Etho lore crumbs (although he doesn’t fully confirm anything except having stubble and trying to get rid of 2 extra house generators)

They hang out for like 2 hours doing nothing hut chatting

Eventually Scar leaves but forgot that he left his ocelots at Etho’s because he was so excited about boat boys that he never brought them home

#ethoslab #goodtimeswithscar #smallishbeans #boat boys #hermitcraft #there was so much more as well and I already want to rewatch the streams bc ads kept trying to interrupt the lore #both joel and gem told etho they wanted a generator and he told them they had to pick it up but couldn’t tell them where #he also might live in the middle of nowhere off the grid and has to chop wood for electricity #he also may or may not have a phone but hinted at probably not #but somehow managed to get fast internet #to be clear none of what he said surprised me one bit #he also retold the same story of his voice being recognized so is that still the only time #i find it hard to believe but also he is probably the closest to an actual hermit irl of anyone on the server

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zarla-s · 2 months

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I've been playing a lot of Palworld lately, it's so addictive! It scratches a certain itch for me perfectly, haha. These are the three that have stood out to me so far, which probably doesn't come as a huge surprise.

[patreon]

#palworld #maraith #cawgnito #swee #z art #i played an absurd amount of valheim so this came as no surprise to me #love doing big floaty jumps on my maraith like wheee #i keep forgetting its name so i'm like the thing... the weird looking thing... you know #me and mal have set up some neat bases #i love just watching em walk around and do stuff #carry things or chop trees or whatever #sometimes other ones steal swee's bed and we're like hey! get outta there!!#that's for swee!!

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spirkbitch · 9 months

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examples

#star trek #star trek tos #spirk #tos spirk #tos spock #spock #tos #leonard nimoy #star trek snw #star trek books #tumblr polls #i actually got top surgery that exact same way if you’d believe it #my doctor pulled out the lirpa and just chopped them off #i let my younger sibling vote for me #and they chose the double punch #they haven’t watched it yet but i’m working on convincing them

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withdenim · 4 months

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I don’t know how to convey how soul crushingly hopeless the message of “endure” was without turning into a beast on main but like. Yeah. /POS

Especially bc Lloyd is such a girlhood metaphor and it was just him and pixal and nya. The tragedy of their grief is only made so much worse by the fact they have to just wait for something to happen to them. Does that make sense. Am I crazy.

#short hair Lloyd jumpscare sorry <3 #I think he should have to chop it all off #they make me sad they make me sad they make me sad #me when the girls are on a team #nya smith #nya jiang #ninjago nya #ninjago hunted #hunted nya #lloyd garmadon #Ninjago Lloyd #hunted Lloyd #ninjago pixal #pixal borg #hunted pixal #ninjago #lego ninjago #my art #Ninjago fanart

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sermna · 8 months

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the dark urge

#my art #she doesn't remember shit about shit #he's a darling though except for that time he chopped Gale's arm off when he TOLD me he was only going to FANTASIZE about doing it #it's ok babygirl I forgive you for making me reload

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chaotic-on-main · 10 months

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I dunno if I have any other fellow Pokemon moots here but I saw this cute trend and wanted to try it out!

Take this quiz to see what gym leader type you'd be!

Make your team!

Do this picrew to visualize you as a gym leader!

I chose 3rd Gen (but the remake so Alpha/Omega) because it was my very first one!

Tagging: @averysmolbear @humanitys-strongest-bamf @youre-ackermine @roseofdarknessblog @missamity @levis-squishy-cheeks @icansmellsouls @dkbktk420 @elnyrae @romantichomicide95 @phantom-fanfom-blog @sckerman @genyastolemyheart @happybird16 @the-milk-anon @wyvernslovecake @bruhm0mentum anyone else who sees this!

If you're not interested in Pokemon, please ignore! But I'd love to see your type anyways if you wanna jump in!! 💕

#tag games #moots💕#picrew #uquiz #pokemon #i struggled picking my team because rarely ever get flying type unless i have to #catch me busting chops with my blaziken alone slfjksnfkd

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rocketbirdie · 7 months

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i don't think they can fix him. but i sure as hell know how they could make him worse

#lao-shan longer.........#currently attempting to solo lao. going exactly how you'd expect! :^)#if they make his neck longer then he can be in every area at once!#and also maybe let me chop his head off like a tail cut. as a treat.#monster hunter #monhun #mh #lao-shan lung #my art <3

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