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baby dirtball 04/12/2020
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He is too fat… ughhhhhh *ugly crying* (link)
#share chaos potatoes#I'm doing the commission I'm processing it#omfg i finally have time#but here is the chonky boy failed to jump this distance😭😭😭
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My dog is a potato. ❤️
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Did you guys fill out your brackets yet?
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Whoah, sorry for the long delay, it’s been a long and tiring part of my life, the worst part is that most of this was already written lol.This happens between the last fic and the bonus scene.
Check previous parts: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Next: Part 5
tags: @loveforfandomsstuff @harpy-space
Since the journey to the Kong Kingdom, your little fella had become... how to put it...more cooperative, yeah, let’s go with that. Even if he gave the others a hard time, he seemed to be considerably more pleasant whenever you or Peach were around.
Not that you seemed to notice, you were so busy cooing all over him, he was such a cute baby. Oh he was still annoyed by it, but how could he blame you when he kept giving you those little doe eyes???
With time, you were allowed to do more things with him. It had been a long probation, but Peach and the Toads were 99% sure he wouldn’t try any shenanigans if you were around. You shamelessly took advantage of your time with him to cuddle him like the chonky potato he was.
Cuddling sessions were a must. It was mandatory. Not that he was complaining. One could say he was the one taking advantage of you, given how he nuzzled you and purred. But the asshole sometimes headbutted you and bit you, like dude, you are two inches tall, chill.
He liked bathtime, or whatever that was, because hitting him with a strong torrent of boiling water coming out of a hose didn’t look like something they would offer at a spa. But he seemed to enjoy it, given how his butt wiggled in a cute little dance of happiness.
Despite his surprisingly good behavior, he had still to learn some manners. He demanded, more than asked, and apparently the words “please” and “thank you” were unknown to him. He also had a tendency to snap and try to attack Mario, Luigi, Toad or whoever wasn’t Peach or yourself. Amgery boi had to be more polite because he couldn’t use the cute card forever to get away with whatever he did. Okay, he could. Damn it.
Unbeknownst to you, Bowser perfectly knew what he was doing. He was marking territory, claiming you for himself. Peaches didn’t want to marry him? Her loss, your benefit. Okay, it was kinda offputting that you were of commoner origins and without a kingdom to conquer, but what the hell, these were modern times, he could make you his Royal Consort and then conquer the Mushroom Kingdom anyway.
He was a romantic at heart, he knew he already had you wrapped around his little finger, he just needed more time to properly prepare you for when, not if, he grew back to his usual size, because then he’ll be fully going all or nothing to woo you.
He memorized every single piece of information he could get out from your mouth, piece of cake, he just had to give you the stare and you would melt to his whims. Everything about you fascinated him he needed to know all about you, he needed to own you, to possess you as his most prized being, he needed to feel what he felt whenever you were around at all times, and even then he wouldn’t get enough of you.
For real, just say hi to him when you see him and he’s already planning your wedding and naming your children.
He gets jealous very easily, just talking to another person, regardless of their gender or even mentionng some friends from the human world are enough to rile him up. He gets all huffy and bitey and won’t let anybody come close. Those days are when he focus the most plotting your kidnapping his proposal.
He knows that the day his armies will regroup and come free him from that prision is getting closer and that he must be patient. If only he was patient enough... Luckily, the only things he has to do is act cute and keep listening to your ramblings, collecting as much intel as he can.
On your part, you are delighted that this babee is willing to give you the time of the day. You smothered him with kisses and hugs while saying sweet nonsense about how cute and tiny he is. Because he was! And everybody has to know!
But sometimes you just casually talked to him as if he wasn’t the most adorable thing you had ever seen. And he listened, which was a tremendous surprise, but maybe he was bored and had nothing better to do. Those times you spent together were as great and special as the ones you spent babying him. But reality was one hell of a party pooper because you always had to harshly remind yourself that despite everything, despite how much you adored his tiny form and enjoyed cuddling him like a plushie, he was a genocidal maniac that would remoserlessly comit his crimes all over again just for spite.
From your perspective, he just looked like a tiny prehistorical pet turtle that spit fire like a lighter and had a high pitched voice. But that wasn’t who he really was. The danger of letting him lose and allowing him to recover even a fraction of his power was a very terrifying thought for all the Mushroom, Kong and Human realm. Still, you couldn’t help but feel compassion for him, because if you all started treating him just the way he had treated them all, what would be the difference between the two sides? Okay maybe that one side wasn’t so willing to kill and maul, but if they were the good guys they had to set an example.
So you spent your free time hanging with your friends in the Mushroom Kingdom and with Bowser, enjoying what new things that new realm had to offer, completely unaware of the danger that awaited just mere days away...
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boyfriend reveal aside...
what fucking monster potatoes does uk have and why tf those chips so chonky??
#i thought yall had shitty soil wtf u guys growing this shit with#hello???#anways boyfriend reveal#spamthots#sg: dk
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The Cookie Chonk Chart!!
So recently, @thetropicalfairy and I have had a discussion about which Cookies would be considered chonky- and here is the entire list! And the pic was made by her as well.
Note: Some OCs will be on this list- and some folks not shown in the pic will be as well. If there’s anyone you want to add to the list, that’s ok!
A Fine Boi (Somewhat Chubby): Herb, Churro, Aloe, Gold Citrine, Okchun, Elderberry (OC), Sable, Icicle Yeti, Grapefruit, Tiramisu, Habanero, Bubbles Dragon (OC), Snapdragon, Blueberry Pie, Lilybell, Pecan Brownie (OC), Grandberry Brawler 1/Glimmerberry, Grandberry Brawler 2/Grapeberry, Honorable Paladin Trainee/White Choco Chip, Serious Paladin Trainee/Vanilla Bundt Cake, Kouign Amann, Caramel Arrow, Silverbell, GingerBrave, Dizzy Cookie/Gorgonzola, SuperCar Cookies 1 and 2/Emmental Cheese and Cambozola, Partay Cookies/Swiss Cheese and Raclette, Blue Slushy, Xylitol Nova, Shadow Milk, Eternal Sugar, Mystic Flour, Burning Spice, Silent Salt, Golden Cheese, White Lily, Bumbleberry,
He Chomnk (Mostly Chubby): Dark Cacao, Crunchy Chip (Post Odyssey), Ice Candy, Olive, Strawberry, Custard III, Rye, Cream Puff, Cherry, Blueberry, Pinecone, Amber Sugar, Sea Fairy, Walnut, Cherry Ball, Zombie, Frilled Jellyfish, Carrot, Cotton, Milky Way, Hero, Canele, Mille-Feuille, Vanilla Sugar, Longan Dragon, Buttercream Choco, Pancake, Tea Knight, Tarte Tatin, Captain Caviar, Milkshake (OC), Snowfall Villager/Cashmere, Kind Villager/Poplin, Pumpkin, Parfaedia Principal/Deluxe Sundae, Creme Knights Preceptor/Chantilly Cream, Scovillia Headmaster/Hot Pot, Berry Parfaedia Student/Berry Compote, Citrus Parfaedia Student/Marmalade, Prune Juice, Captain Caviar, Tangerine Tanghulu, WildBerry, Timekeeper, Pure Vanilla, Mango, Muscle, Cranberry,
A Heckin’ Chonker (Very Chubby): Lord Oyster, Mozzarella, Royalberry, Princess, Tiger Lily, Milk, Beet, Yogurt Cream, Cocoa, Chocolate Bon Bon, Mocha Ray, Bacon, Pastel Meringue, Cheesecake, Red Bean, S’More, Frosted Choco (OC), Choco Malt (OC), Coconut Choco (OC), Turtle Brownie (OC), Fudge Ice Cream (OC), Snow Sugar, Ananas Dragon, Vagabond, Gelato (OC), Choco Milk (OC), Second Watcher/Choco Chunk, Grandberry Merchant 1/Blueberry Muffin, Grandberry Merchant 2/Honeyberry, Grandberry Merchant 3/Pinkberry, Spicy Scovillia Student/Army Stew, Hot Scovillia Student/Spicy Rosè, Sauna Egg, Golden Cheese Kingdom Citizen 2/Manchego, Space Doughnut,
H E F T Y C H O N K (Extremely Chubby): Avocado, Hollyberry, Princess Professor Mimolette (OC), Prince Professor Cavatappi (OC), Mala Sauce, Capsaicin, Moon Rabbit (Mostly due to her huge rabbit form), Peperoncino, Potato, Eden Dragon (OC), Dark Choco (After he left The Cookies of Darkness), Macaron, Abalone, Lotus Dragon, Spinach, Half Avocado, Hot Mala Warrior/Spicy Noodle Cookie, Spicy Mala Warrior/Chili Sauce Cookie, Mangosteen (Lychee’s Disguise),
M E G A C H O N K E R (Seriously Chubby): Lychee Dragon, Affogato (Post Episode 14), Elder Custard, Affogato’s Disciple 1/Cortado, Affogato’s Disciple 2/Galao, Pumpkin Spice Latte (OC), Mysterious Priest/Compound Choco, Marble Bread, Plain Yogurt,
O H L A W D H E C O M I N (The Chubbiest of All): Pitaya Dragon, Eggnog, Gatekeeper Cookie/Couverture, Stink Eye Tortuca,
#livi’s rambles#Headcanons#my Headcanons#cookie run#cookie run Ovenbreak#crob#cookie run kingdom#crk#the chonk chart#look at the chonks!!
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potato furry.
big and chonky like a good root veggie should. (that's the point, roots store nutrients.)
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two brothers sharing a bowl of pellets
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I'm not meant to only share black rat but it is just i feel like sharing them the most
#share chaos potatoes#the chicken foot🥺🥺🥺🥺#fluffy head🥺🥺🥺#tbh i just like fat rat#chonky ones is the best
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zeepie!! zeepie!!! urgent!!!!!! i just realized i don't know when your birthday is, and that is unacceptable!! preposterous!!! how am i supposed to celebrate your existence properly if i don't know what day you came into the world?!?!! (つω`｡) (つω`｡)
so!! i have come to ask the question!! when is your birthday, dearest silly blorbo?
uwaaaahhhh! kitty kitty bo bitty banana fanna funfetti!!! ✨┻━┻︵└(՞▽՞ └)
this inbox legitimately made me smile and giggle, got me kickin my feet n shii 🥴🥰 you are definitely a serotonin boost, dearling!!
ah! my birthday!! my birthdayyyyyyy!!!~ iiiiiiiiss.... *🥁*
august 13th!! ♪(┌・。・)┌ and here's a fun little fact that I don't think I've shared before: when I was born, my exact weight was 8lbs + 13oz! my birth weight was equal to my birth date!!!! (≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)(≧▽≦) zeep lore drop for the day, haha! I was a chonky bebe :3 my ma said she loved my fluffiness and chonky cheeks. 💞 she'd prop me up on the couch when I got a little older and instead of toppling over like a "normal" baby, I stayed upright like a little potato lmaooo 😭😭🙏🏽 I was the ORIGINAL COUCH POTATO Y'ALL- 🥔🛋️🍼
BAH. now you tell me yours!!! (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+ I must know all of my mooties birthdays now — it's not simply a carnal want; it's an intrinsic need.
#"૮₍ •⤙•˶|✉️ beep! inbox! ˎˊ˗#kitty cradle ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა 🧡₊˚#i was alsoooo born on a friday!#y'know that nursery rhyme?#where it lowkey speculates over the deemed personality of each person pertaining to which day they were born under?#from the 1960s or somethin?#the cute catchy one!#“wednesday's child is full of woe; thursday's child has far to go” etc etc#then there's Friday's child - who is “loving and caring”#and that legit makes the fact that i was born on froday the 13th a little more bearable :'D /hj#I RLLY SAID “I CAN DO BOTH” LMAOOO
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My personal body type hcs for Dethklok: honestly they’re really close to canon. I’m flexible with Nate’s body. He could be burly, chonky or in between. Skwisgaar of course, stays toll and lean. He’s a fabulously long guy. I think Toki’s body is also on the leaner side but not as lean as Skwisgaar’s. Toki is much more muscular and a bit top heavy due to the heavy labour he did during his childhood. Fuck his parents. IMO, Murderface is pretty stocky. Not too big but MF is built like a bear. As for Pickles, I’d like to think that Pickles has an average to chubby body type. Idk it’s just my thoughts. Pickles was slimmer during his teens and pre-klok but gained a beer belly cuz of all the alcohol. And he looks like a gremlin.
i agree with most of this! + body hair HC cause i thought about that halfway through typing all this.
I think Nathan is a big guy, he’s chubby because he real just loves potato chips. he’s got muscles though, he’s so strong it’s kinda scary because you see him and you think he’s just Some Guy who likes chips too much, but then you piss him off and he’s got a grip on your shirt that you think might tear it in half. to add to this i think nathan is relatively hairless
Skwisgaar is long, lanky and skinny. he’s always been a small guy but he’s definitely not like without muscle. He’s got slight abs but nothing noticeable or crazy. I think he likes to shave and all that, he likes the feeling of smoothness down there and he just doesn’t grow chest hair like that anyways.
Toki is muscular. i keep him close to canon because it fits who he is as a person. He’s not obsessed with keeping fit as it comes so natural to him from his fucked up childhood. I think Toki is a little hairy, not too much but he’s got chest hair. he enjoys it, makes him feel like a “man.”
Murderface is burley like a bear, he’s got a stomach and he’s not too tall but not short ya know? he’s average height. i love the HC of him having curly hair tho it’s very fitting for his hairstyle. MY MANS IS HAIRY. built like a bear, is a bear and all that good stuff.
PICKLES my beloved my love my skrunkly man. He’s short, he’s covered in freckles with a beer belly but he’s still small. i love him so much. i think he’s got a happy trail, he’s got some hair on his chest but it’s all down south for him.
i enjoy these kinda asks pls keep them coming!!!
#metalocalypse#dethklok#pickles the drummer#toki wartooth#skwisgaar skwigelf#nathan explosion#william murderface#mtl#thank u anon <3#🌧️ rainy talks
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One of my best friends has a chonky cat named Pepper who is like a sentient lump of mashed potatoes and she is my muse.
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MOLNAR ISTVAN (molnar ishtvan)
gender: boy
species: dog
was a birthday gift for my 17th birthday
named after vocalist of hungarian folk metal band dalriada
chill and friendly chonky pillow dog (his best friend is koosha). loves bread, pastry, potatoes and cold weather. doesnt have homesickness and feels good everywhere (with some fine sweet food) which makes him good travel buddy
#meet my toys#toycore#kidcore#childhood#everkid#toys#játék#játékállatok#toy dog#plushies#stuffed animals#molnar istvan
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your blog is spectacular! not only is your art style great, but you are providing visibility for bugs people may not know about. even cooler, you can provide visibility for wild bee species! im looking forward to seeing expansions in this universe and the kinds of wasps, bees, and other bugs you'll draw. if you ever run out of inspiration, i have a few bugs that i love that you might wanna draw!
Attini species of ants, who are specialized in farming fungi due to a few very important periods in history. some species have even fully domesticated some fungi species. you may also know these ants as leaf cutter ants.
potato bugs or jerusalem crickets, which have kinda been a part of my childhood! i always loved flipping rocks or looking through leaf litter and finding these guys. they are CHONKY, and i think would make for interesting character designs.
lubber grasshoppers, who are not the best for your garden.. but another childhood favorite of mine. recently, a lubber grasshopper appeared, it was a baby and jumped onto my brother's hand. it was missing a leg, so my brother let it go in our blackberry bush. we saw it just the other day, same grasshopper missing the same leg! it's a lot bigger now and is doing well.
i hope these bugs can inspire you! sorry for the long ask, i just love bugs and your very unique blog. have a lovely day/night.
This is one of the sweetest things I've ever read ! It warms my heart that my passion can bring awareness to more niche insects (and to spread my love for Hymenoptera which is my favorite order of insects)
I have a whole list of bugs I would love to draw and I'll definitely add these to my to-draw insects ! I'm always looking to add variety to my character designs^^ I don't think I've drawn grasshoppers yet either, thank you so much for taking the time to write this to me, it makes me happy to learn about new bugs and get inspired ! I hope you have a lovely day/night as well ( I took a peek at your blog and your borzoi mixed media pieces are so so awesome, I love the atmosphere ! )
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