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glitterdustcyclops · 2 days

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"he stole presents from white people. that's praxis."

-demi adejuyigbe, smartypants

#chocolate watches things #smartypants #dropout #he's right and he should say it

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months

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Happy Valentine's Day! (and this blog's first post anniversary!)

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Woah...it's been a whole *year* since I took the leap and uploaded my 'first attempt' art.#It's outdated now but it holds a special place in my heart for the fact it started all of this off.#Calling this 'poorly-drawn' was always about accepting that my art was going to be imperfect and messy - and doing it anyways!#There has been a staggering number of times I have drawn something I almost didn't upload because I didn't think it was 'good enough'#only for someone to say they liked it - or that it made them laugh. And it has helped me realize -#-The worst critic for my work has always been myself. If I listened to it all the time...well we would not be here now B'*)#And now that I have dabbled in other fandoms I can truly see how lucky was to start out with the MXTX fans.#The supportive messages and tags have truly been a guiding force toward my artistic and self improvement.#I really can't describe how grateful I am.#Thank you for seeing something worth rooting for when I was just figuring things out.#Thank you for being sweeter than the candy I have strategically hidden in the nooks and crannies of this house.#But watch out! If you forget to find them we will get ants.#I remembered to not hide chocolate in the bed this year. Yes I know it melted last time. Yes it did stain. I'm still sorry.#Thank you for loving me regardless <3 Even if it looked like I shit the bed real bad.

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josephquinncurl · 1 year

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Many unholy thoughts... This fit with the chain, his hands and his rings 🛐🛐

#I would do anything for this man #Just please one chance Joe #He looks sooooo delicious #I'm down bad #Watch me keep talking about this for months #joseph quinn #joe quinn #eddie munson #stranger things eddie #eddie munson stranger things #chocolate button eyes

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mindyvee · 1 year

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I'm still not over this movie

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themidnightpanda · 6 months

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has anybody already made the post about the very real possibility that pete waited 5 years for that hot chocolate

#when you think about it that's a thing tinky absolutely can and probably would absolutely love to do #I know it's a joke about how that scene happened in tgwdlm 5 years ago but. In universe? That's a thing the spankoffskis have a history wit #like I watched the specific nightmare time with the time bastard after the musical and ted saying “it'll take 85 years to print” just.#hit the same part of my brain as pete going “it feels like 5 years for my hot chocolate”#peter spankoffski #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #npmd #npmd spoilers #Tinky #tnoy karaxis

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downtherabbitholewithlucy · 3 months

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✝️S A I N T D U R S T✝️

"You've got to kill the noise. You've got to kill the pollution of Satan... Kill the pollution."

#pollutionbylimpbizkit I thought of you with this one #welcome back!!! happy to see you around these parts again!#I just love watching Fred perform man #he just exudes so much raw energy that commands a crowd of people to get tf up #it's such a damn beautiful thing to watch I tell ya #Fred Durst #Limp Bizkit #nu metal #Freddy D #The Chocolate Starfish is My Man Fred Durst #On my Freddy D bullshit for Fred Durst Friday #down the rabbit hole

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fairycosmos · 2 years

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idk i just think it’s sad that it’s seen as such a crime/waste of time to pursue pleasure and relaxation like yes i am going to sleep in yes i am going to eat carbs yes i am going to take my life slow when possible yes i am going to indulge. none of those things indicate the morality of my character nor do they invalidate my existence even if they’re at odds with the common perception that grinding 24/7 is the only way to be a worthwhile person

#anwyay....watever. i could spend my whole life eating chocolate covered strawberries in bed and watching tv and i wouldn't feel any type of #way about it if i hadn't been conditioned to it's sooo..........boring. cool u get 3 hrs of sleep thats not a good thing dude

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chantalstacys · 11 months

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saturday 🫶🏻 popped out for some treats, went to the park and did a little shopping 🍃📖🧸🥐

#got chocolate hazelnut and raspberry pistachio croissants and a chorizo empanada ☺️#and then the bookstore wasn’t open yet so i had the empanada in the park and watched dogs and boats until i could go shopping #and then came home and did chores and now i’m comfy with my cats #it’s a good day!#good things are happening!#sf pics #diary #room

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sporadictimetravelgarden · 11 months

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headcanon that alex fell in love with morgan during those six months they crashed at their apartment

#it was definitely a very slow and gradual thing #and they didn't really know Why they kept putting off going back to their lair #but then one day they're watching tv with morgan and morgan laughs so hard chocolate milk comes out of their nose #and alex realizes #theyre fucked #s and d tier

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kiestrokes · 5 months

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fibromyalgia + period pain means getting cramps in the weirdest places. this cycle it has decided to be under the front of my right rib 🙃 fucking hyper mobility.

#make it make sense #going to eat my British chocolate and watch Harry Potter #shark week 🩸#tw periods #tw period talk #tw harry potter #tw chronic illness #tw jk rowling #tw chronic pain #tw jkr mention #fibromyalgia #fibro problems #fibro things #hyper mobility #I put all the fucking trigger warnings so don’t come for me

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glitterdustcyclops · 2 days

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"hey demi, it's me again, the white guy. what's the cookout?"

-grant o'brien, smartypants

#chocolate watches things #demi adejuyigbe is a treasure #smartypants #dropout

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theygender · 6 months

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I love being T4T. My gf has been on estrogen for a couple weeks now and she's been having a rough time with her mood so I'm teaching her about the ancient art of soaking in a bubble bath with a little drink to sip while watching shows on your laptop

#pro-tip for any girls newly on E. this is The Cure for PMS #(which accurately describes what youre going through btw)#other great cures include putting on nice smelling lotion and fuzzy socks and wrapping yourself in a blanket burrito/nest #also eating lots of chocolate or other sweets and drinking your favorite caffeinated beverages #my mom used to always put on lotion and fuzzy socks and drink dr pepper and eat chocolate #my cousin likes to watch netflix in the bath with wine and then get in a blanket burrito with her favorite lemonade tea #if youve got someone to take care of you then you dont even have to come out of the burrito. you can just ask them to bring you things #all of these methods help a lot. we're experts on this you can trust me (family of people with endometriosis)#also if youre having headaches and bloating and stomach pain you might try midol (generic works fine)#it has acetaminophen for pain + caffeine for headaches (like excedrin) + antihistamine for bloating #also to clarify: i said girls newly on E only bc i figured girls who have been on it for a while might have already figured this stuff out #but PMS is by no means exclusive to transfems who have newly started on E #many transfems have reported getting PMS symptoms and even cramps on a monthly basis after being on estrogen for a while #this is bc after a while on E your body can start naturally making more estrogen and this can come with its own hormone cycle #and as a result you can essentially get all of the symptoms of a period just without the actual bleeding #(this can include cramps bc even in cis women the signals for the muscle spasms can sometimes get misdirected to nearby organs—#unfortunately causing stomach issues as well)#so if anyone out there happens to not already know this information and youve been feeling like shit periodically for seemingly no reason #now you know 😅#its your period #rambling

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little-bumblebeeee · 6 months

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I'm soooo sick but this came to me out of nowhere so come get ya'll juice I guess

Corpse Bride basically but make it Eddie Munson

You smile as you look at your fiancé, Eddie. You're absolutely smitten with him, but he looks quite nervous about something.

"My love, are you okay?" You ask him, taking his hand, frowning when he flinched away from your cold touch, wiping grime off of his hand. You huff, he keeps doing things like that. "If you're so disgusted by me then why propose at all?" You ask with teary eyes, crossing your arms.

"I didn't want to marry you!" He says quickly, looking at you with fear in his eyes. Your skin, sunken in. Your hands, barely there except for bones, the ring hanging loosely on your finger. Your dress, a torn white gown. The exact one that you died in.

He should've known what he was getting himself into when he was in those woods, declaring his love for someone who wasn't there to hear it.

#stranger things #joseph quinn #eddie munson #joe quinn #chocolate button eyes #the corpse bride #Corpse bride Eddie Munson?#I'm so sick I can't even stand up and I'm in Canada rn but anyway long story short I was watching Maya Winky's corpse bride video #And all the sudden I wrote this

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somestorythoughts · 10 months

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Radioactive Eldritch Jedi

Okay so when I say radioactive. The Force is primordial and eldritch and the jedi (and any other force users of a comparable level) resonate with the echoes of this primoridal of-the-world-and-yet-not-the-world energy like your body when you’re so close to a marching bacd you can feel the drums in your bones and they’re not the music or the instruments, they’re only the echo thereof, but the echo of something from the depths that bore the universe is still A Lot.

And when you look at them. There’s teeth that aren’t there the next minute, you could count them again and again for half an hour and never get the same number twice in a row. And that’s not mentioning when their teeth don’t fit in their mouth, don’t match each other, when there aren’t teeth in their mouths but claws...

That’s just one element of their face which is one element of their body.

You can smell them, even the species that don’t have particularly good senses of smell though it is far more distracting for them. Something fresh with light or rotting with dark, herby or sea salty or citrusy or floral and threaded with sweat or blood or sex to suit whatever they’ve been doing and it wouldn’t be remarkable except they smell simultaneously like their species and like something else entirely in a way that is clearly but indescribably not caused by soap or perfume or oil.

There’s a resonance in their voices. Something like there’s a drumbeat in their throat, like they’re speaking with the vibrations of a song you’ve always heard without knowing it, but always perfectly understandable. The sound of jedi singing in harmony with feeling has reduced cities to tears of joy or tears of pain, blood dripping from their ears in mirror of their tears.

Don’t get me started on their shadows, on the way they move in the dark

And they’d be leaking this strangeness 24/7 except they keep themselves so tightly shielded, not only hiding themselves so that they appear uncanny and not terrifyingly Other (they’ve been there time and time again and it is a problem. There are Consequences) but also keeping any of this force-energy-resonance leaking out into the world. Places where force sensitives have lived a long time thrum like a pulse, are touches with the energy of generations of force users relaxing enough to let their shields lower and their selves to leak and brush the walls and tables, etching their presences into the place like fire into wood, and when this touches people it changes them.

Not immediately. Not quickly. It can take months for anything to change and this is why jedi keep their shields maintained, because if you’re fully shielded nothing will happen, and this is part of why attachments are risky, because the emotion can affect the shields can change the one you love, because to say you love a jedi is not the same as accepting all that they are and being willing to change along with them because you can’t dodge that forever, and saying you’re willing to do this isn’t the same as being willing.

The changes aren’t quick, and not as Eldritch as the jedi, but they are permanent and definitely Other.

When shields crack or break, when a jedi lashes out with the force, it brushes an imprint on everything around them (those with any kind of vision skills can find this difficult or comforting to deal with, like a too-large gulp of hot tea) and a few times on the same thing doesn’t matter. Genuinely. Repeition is an entirely different matter.

War is hell.

War is hell, and the jedi are holding on to each other for support, clinging interlocking arms, but they’re scattered around the galaxy and it’s so hard to actually reach each other.

Sometimes to know you’re supported isn’t enough. Not when you can’t reach their shoulder to lean on, for just a moment.

And the clones are going through hell with them, are dying around them, and they reach out to support the jedi who are doing their best not only to help them survive but to help them live in a war that wants them dead for a senate that doesn’t care and the jedi recognizes them as people so they reach out and the jedi can’t help but reach back.

The clones catch them when they fall, love them in different ways each as sure as the tides, and the jedi relax into it without realizing. Their shields crack over and over again because war is hell, but they also find them relaxing them, instinctively and unconsciously, because so little is certain but the clones’ willingness to go to hell and back for them is one of them and they feel safe.

And the echoes of the force that resonate in the heartbeats-nervepulses-bloodflows of the jedi leaves imprints on the clones that rises like paint added layer by layer and it changes them.

The clones don’t have a childhood of familiarity to fall back on, much less the shielding techniques to keep them looking “normal.” What they have is legions of brothers willing to support each other come hell or high water or unending clankers and jedi who at first beg their forgiveness for changing them (because it wasn’t supposed to happen and because they like how they are but everyone already sees them as strange and to beg forgiveness for making them like them is many jedi’s first instinct) then teach them how to hide it when they need to and the comfort of singing together, their voices ringing through their ships in tune with the thrumming in their blood, bone-deep.

#i am back on my bullshit #too many good ao3 fics made me obessed #the thing about their smells is inspired by a fic by @bitter-chocolate-stars #so for clarity #i wouldn't say for certain that this doesn't happen to padme #but it happens a hell of a lot slower because the war keeps them apart often and because #she's not around anakin as often when he's overwhelmed enough to leak force energy on a regular basis #so there isn't the time and less of the situation #though there are probably some small changes by the end of the war #also about the coruscant guard #palpatine would have to be VERY certain the jedi were ignoring them to do anything sithy in their prescence bbecause it'd leave an inprint #he might still be a bastard but he'd be cautious #about that at least #incidentally if they ended up with quinlan vos or other shadows and the same thing happened to them as to the frontliners #palpatine would probably catch on and be like oh shit #and put whatever he was making them do on the down low #because if jedi are around the guard enough to change them that's an issue for him cause they're now watching #star wars #clone wars #eldritch #eldritch jedi #the force is eldritch #eldritch clone troopers #kinda at least

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ladyzayinwonderland · 3 months

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#made a blanket fort #watched treasure planet #making do while Brandon’s away for work #also made hot chocolate and chai chocolate chip cookies #the cookies are excellent btw 10/10 recommend making them #last night some friends and I played an MCU oneshot #we all played iterations of spider-man (or venom/carnage) and it was awesome #totally chaotic and all over the place #but so so fun to be joking and laughing and goofing off #idk I just feel kinda mellow right now so I’m holding on to things that make me happy #my life #also the lights reflected off the armoire mirror #and created a nice little starry effect and I love it

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silenthillbunni · 2 months

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#maybe maybe one day i'll be ok??#maybe i'll manage to get my high school diploma #maybe i'll get a student housing apartment in another city. maybe i can study to become a pre school teacher...#(not my dream job but the only job that seems possible for me)#maybe i'll be able to work on my anxiety and avpd and become more calm #maybe i'll be able to exercise the way i want nd become physically strong #maybe i'll be brave enough to try apps to make girl friends i can hang out with???#maybe i'll get back into writing nd posting it. maybe i'llhave more fun w insta and taking photos again??#maybe i'll fix my relationship w my sisters nd talk to them again??#maybe if im lucky i'll meet someone who i fall in love w who falls for me too? maybe someone will one day choose to be with me??#maybe i can get a real apartment nd have a job? maybe i can even live w a partner one day? and maybe i'll have friends?#maybe i wont be all alone forever?? maybe i wont feel this alienated nd isolated for my entire life??#maybe maybe maybe my life can be alright....? can it really be?#i dont have much hope. but maybe??? plz plz plz let it be so let it be so #and maybe for now.. as im lower than i've ever been before..#maybe i just need to be able to eat more normally again. then i can have my coffe chocolate moments w youtube #and i can watch kdramas nd have dinner. which are two moments that make me feel ok nd calm #<<< i feel ashamed abt it but comforting eating is a thing for me. im gnna be alone 4ever anyway so might aswell just accept thats how i am #so yeah maybe maybe i'll start feel a bit better when i can disconnect from everything nd just get immersed in a kdrama nd have dinner lmao #idk. i just dont feel like i'll ever have a real life. i'll never have what i dream abt (which isnt even much. just love.. just love lmao)#so then i can daydream nd live by reading books nd watching kdramas nd tv shows nd also write a lot #but ofc in my freetime bc i need a job w a stable income nd my own apartment. even if i dont love my job i need one that i can be ok with

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