patiently waiting for virgil to be revealed as a spider because all the other dark sides are animals like an octopus or a snake because it’s only fair

OMG GUYS WHADDYA THINK ORANGE WILL BE??? IT’S GOTTA BE SOMETHING WITH EITHER NO LIMBS OR MULTIPLE LIMBS BECAUSE SPIDERS HAVE EIGHT LIMBS AND OCTOPI HAVE EIGHT LIMBS AND SNAKES HAVE NO LIMBS BUT JANUS HAS 6 LIMBS

you know, an interpretation of ct that I don't see that I personally really love is that she's a fuck up. like yes she's cool and she has some good fight scenes, but a huge part of her character is that she makes mistakes. the mistakes that she makes are ones that on their own aren't the end of the world, but she keeps making these little mistakes, and they eventually add up until she's out of room to make any more.

a really good example of this phenomenon in action is the actions she took leading up to her final confrontation with carolina and tex.

strike one, she thought she saw something in the water, but when asked by the leader what it was, she brushed it off as nothing when even if it had been nothing, it would've been smart to tell him what she thought she saw.

strike two, she didn't sense or notice florida's presence when the leader did, and she looks at the leader twice, once as she pulled out her magnums, and again after she did a scan of the room, almost like she was looking at him for guidance before he finds florida and takes him out with one good axe throw.

strike three, she couldn't convince the leader to leave when they had the chance to get away, and her cheap tricks were not enough to hold off either tex or carolina in a fight. they were only good for incapacitating her opponents enough for her to get away, which doesn't work when she has no escape.

ct is not tex, or carolina, or south. she is not a one woman army who can get herself out of trouble when she's stuck in tough situations. she needs people who can watch her back, she need a team who can cover her when she does mess up, and the leader and his team were not those people. she couldn't bring herself to trust them, and they couldn't bring themselves to trust her, and that cost all of them their lives.

The still image of Zexion with his head resting on the arm of his chair after losing in multiplayer 358/2 Days was already very funny but it's even funnier knowing that the full animation has him slam his fist down in frustration and only after making sure no one else is watching

GENUINELY SORRY FOR POSTING SOUTH PARK ON MAIN 🧎

could never be an actual politician bc the second anyone started raising their voice at me while debating something i would be like you're a child and this is ridiculous and yet the majority of voters (in america) would be like omg they were so passionate expressing their opinion omg they tore her apart even tho nothing was debated and i was just screamed at so they could evade the debate entirely like im tired that is tiring that is annoying

I've been thinking about if there was a Crossover between this universe and 2012 verse, the 12 turtles would be really confused/ excited about Leonardo, but one of them would ask if he was their dad, specifically Leo's dad, and there would be one of two responses. 1. Leonardo denies it up and down and has a mini breakdown over it, vehemently denying he's any of their father as the 12 turtles look at the show skeptically, or 2. He immediately latches on and claims leo is his son, while leo denies

LMAOOOO BOTH ROUTES ARE TOO FUNNY TBH i mean, minus the breakdown part but you know what i mean.

the first route has Leonardo constantly having to remind everyone that he is not Rise's father in any way and that he's just a product of some time-space continuum fuckery, he is no father, he really isnt, goddammit why do his kids never fucking behave–

the second route would be Leonardo just agreeing every time and Leo being vehemently embarrassed by it like no that is NOT my dad, he'll never be my dad, i look nothing like this deadbeat, HE'S NOT MY DAD and then proceeds to have vulnerable moments with Leonardo who's the next best parental unit

also when Leonardo says "my damn kids" he will definitely include the 2012 kids who try hard not to think he's cool bc Leonardo is still a future version of Leo which means he's still got the Sillies™ and 12!Leo is like "i dont think he's serious" yet STILL competes with Rise!Leo over Leonardo's parental attention

Mal belongs to @riinoaheartilly

------------------------ “You could fuck me,” Ami says into the silence between them. He lies across from him on the bed, half an arm's length away, face to face with Mal.

"I could," Mal says slowly.

"Just as you please," Ami continues.

"I guess."

He hates himself for the fact that just the mere idea is causing the blood to pool between his legs. Ami looks at him, studying him with alert eyes. The erotic charge crackling between them is almost audible.

He could pounce on him right now, with deep kisses and even deeper thrusts, and he knows Ami would let him. But the way Ami's eyes are pleading with him makes him hesitate.

"Do you want me to fuck you?" Mal asks instead.

Ami releases a breath he must’ve been holding for quite some while. He pulls his lips between his teeth – and shakes his head. It puts a stab through Mal's heart. The shame for his thoughts washes a wave of nausea over him.

But Ami still holds his gaze, warm eyes, red cheeks, no trace of disgust or refusal. Mal withstands his silent inquiry and then it clicks and he understands: It is not he personally who is being rejected.

“Would you like me to make love to you?” Mal offers softly, even though the phrasing makes him feel a little silly.

Ami bites his lower lip, but that doesn't stop the smile from spreading all over his face. He pulls up the blanket to hide his face and Mal laughs with him, so full of relief that he almost misses the enthusiastic nod he gets as an answer.

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One of the really irritating things about that 'oh QPR is just friendship, clearly you've never had friends, lmao loser' discourse is that (and there are many irritating things this is just one of them) even in QPRs that ARE just friendships with a new fancy label.... like...? There are many kinds of friendship that people just have because it's easier than not. And there are friendships that you think are going to be incredibly lasting, but then they date someone new and suddenly you're no longer a priority. The QPR label lets people attach an intentionality and priority to their friendship that really is not guaranteed..... like also not every QPR is this way etc etc but even when it is Just Friendship T M its still like entirely reasonable to want to use that label to signify that it isn't casual

This may not make sense to a lot of people, but there’s something about Jake Lockley that gives off Kick Buttowski energy.

DUKEXIETY PONIES DUKEXIETY PONIES DUKEXIETY PONIES

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some of you would make excellent drantis I think

Hello,

I just wanted you to inform you that the Anon (who says they can't write because of slurring problems) is probably, to a 100% Qrvamp and do not, under any circumstances, interact with them anymore.

Qrvamp is a person who's harassing a lot of writers on Tumblr (One of them, „Muzanswaifu“ has already quit and deleted their blog because of them)

They're lying about their ages, saying their siblings had taken control over their accounts and they once made a TikTok calling out people who are “Mean“ (which they weren't, these people had given them nothing more but advice and tried to help Qrvamp)

For months they Qrvamp (and some of their friends) also harassed another Writer on Tumblr.

Oh. Well shit I js saw this.

I am so #LoserCore with how little I can handle horror (I don't think I've ever even seen an actual horror movie in full, even clips are Enough For Me)

Honestly tho I don't care if it makes me a "loser" for refusing to watch any kind of horror movie at all. I'm just trying to take care of myself :p

i guess the thing abt the diagnosis for me is that. nothing has ever been severe for me. its just kinda. annoying and vaguely concerning. people with the real disorder are out there suffering and im just. mildly bothered. but im still diagnosed nonetheless? sounds fake