tfw you find out you are just a memory of your boss’s dead wife 

trapped in an idealized robot body

lockdown: 2v2

the way that the freelancers can shut their ai off in some way (as tex says to north bc she doesn’t like omega) and yet everything still played out with maine..

sigma must have fucked with his head so much to convince maine that this is what he wanted to do, that maine himself wasn’t human enough without the ai so that he would be willing to go along with it to the point of succeeding in trying to kill all your found family

ppl are always like “wash’s real name is sacred and only the ppl he trusts the most can use it” which is cool but the better version is “the reds and blues never use his real name because they never asked what it was”

I need you all to know that whenever I get there ct is going to go to town making fun of the leader and his obsessive hatred of tucker. he never shuts up about the guy and she pulls a "damn you're really enamored with him, should I be concerned as your girlfriend that you're falling out of love with me? :("

he is appalled and disgusted—not over the implication of being gay, but specifically because it's tucker.

"connie, I cannot stress to you enough how much I hate this guy. I want him dead, D-E-A-D!"

"oooh an enemies to lovers trope!"

"STOP!"

I need no forgiveness for the person I will be when the final season comes out. I won't be able to shut up about it no matter how good or bad it is.

please look at this blurry picture of tucker and grif just watching as wash slowly dies

Texas deserves to be held softly. She deserves to be gentle and weak and vulnerable. She deserves to be in the arms of the man she wants so badly to love. It's not fair that she doesn't get to be soft because she came into a world that was too violent and cruel. All Texas knew and all she could be was a killing machine. Because if she was anything else she'd fall apart all over again. The Director wanted a version of Allison that could never die on him. However when you put someone into a life of constant violence and deceit and death, you're bound to have casualties. He was so desperate to have the perfect replacement that he forgot the most important thing: Texas is only human. And humans aren't meant to live a life like this. They are meant to be soft and sweet and silly- to be touched and held gently. When The Director forced Texas to be nothing but clenched fists and gritted teeth, he doomed her. Texas is not a failure, Project Freelancer failed her. Instead of protecting her and holding her dear, Leonard had to prove he could make a better version of his true love. That's not what love is. That's never been what love is. Even Epsilon, the version of Church who could truly understand what she was going through as a fellow AI, failed her by his lofty expectations. Instead of letting her rest like she so richly deserved, he brought her back to life. Texas was done, she was tired, but Church, just like his predecessor, couldn't let it lay. She never wanted this. How can you call her a failure when all she's done is try to live in a life nobody can be expected to survive? Texas deserved so much better than what the men in her life gave her.

The Church system if it was freaky

wash is an arab man to me. he has a kickass beard. he loves his cat. inshallah we will find the epsilon unit.

It’s mad that York didn’t even get a hint of a backstory. Like you don’t just pick up hacking into government buildings. Carolina really told him about her super secret military agency?? His best option was to join a super secret military agency?? What was going on in his life?? I wanna know!

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the dream team <3

one of my favorite parts of rvb is the portrayal of unconventional heroes with non heroic motives because none of the characters of our antagonists are good people to a fictional standard. they’re also not bad people in this exaggerated fictional sense. they’re conventionally dislikable, Tucker is annoying, church is bossy, grif is lazy, simmons is a kiss ass, caboose is a moron, wash ok I dont have anything bad to say about you but he’s definitely not a good person he’s a buzzkill I guess, donut is overly stereotyped tk an absurd amount, sarge is perfect love you, tex is edgy.

it’s like they said ‘let’s take a group of people with such a large array of this guy fucking sucks as a concept, and somehow to a large demographic make them the best characters and the most human characters they have ever fucking seen in their lives’. rvb isn’t about heroes, it’s about a bunch of shitty, selfish (with some exceptions) people who keep getting roped into saving the worlds while trying to do what benefits them most, in which in the end, typically doesn’t end up benefiting them and I think that’s the bow ontop

I’m not saying rvb is perfect, it’s just as flawed as the characters and I think that’s what makes it so important to me