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oughttobeclowns · 2 years
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Film Review: Tomorrow Morning (2022)
Film Musical: Tomorrow Morning (2022) @TomMorningMovie
Starring Ramin Karimloo and Samantha Barks, this cinematic version of Laurence Mark Wythe’s musical Tomorrow Morning is differently but nicely done “You have to say what you want to say” Directed by Nick Winston, Laurence Mark Wythe’s musical Tomorrow Morning has been adapted for the screen with a big-hitting leading cast of Ramin Karimloo and Samantha Barks. They play Bill and Catherine who we…
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willstafford · 2 years
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Right as Rain
SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN Birmingham Hippodrome, Tuesday 7th June 2022 I maintain that the 1952 Gene Kelly-Debbie Reynolds film is a pinnacle of cinematic endeavour, so any stage production seeking to emulate this piece of perfection has an impossible task ahead.  This large-scale touring production  originating from Chichester Festival Theatre comes pretty close! A spoof of the advent of ‘talking…
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Random Henry Danger canon things I think are wild:
Canonically, Henry, his parents, Piper, Charlotte, and Ray, have all drank Jasper's blood.
Jasper eats raw eggs.
The was a dude who was pooping in playgrounds was never caught. (Sidenote the dude playing him was Jace Norman's stunt double)
Jasper is scared of bunnies but not spiders.
Schwoz created a disease.
Nurse Cohort shaves Dr.Minyak's back hair for him.
Schwoz got married to a computer, then killed her.
Nurse Cohort also thinks Captain Man is hot (same).
Charlotte was trapped in Henry's dream for 4 hours.
There's cameras installed in Henry’s house and room.
Schwoz has had multiple relations with computers/Android women.
Jasper tazed himself multiple times (before and after) accidently telling Ray that Charlotte and Henry were 'dating' because he felt bad.
Henry doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.
Schwoz has tattoos.
There's mirrors in the man cave showers.
Ray also has a hot tub in his room.
Henry was a girl once.
Mole ppl exist.
Schwoz went skinny dipping with Ray.
Jasper has a metal plate in his head from an injury he got from teaching a donkey how to kick field goals.
Ray dispite being to space and seeing himself that the earth is in fact round, believes the earth is flat.
Jasper once tied up the janitor (thinking he was a villain) and tazed him repeatedly.
Ray was a theater kid.
Jasper has a belly button piercing.
There's a hot tub somewhere in the man cave.
Charlotte is dating a famous singer.
Henry and Ray robbed a bank.
Ray dressed in drag in an attempt to sneak into mom con.
Henry went to flower camp.
The Love Shuttle.
Jaspers' favorite meal is fish sticks and peas
Piper can't cook.
Schwoz has stolen 2 girlfriends from Ray.
Jasper became a dad briefly. (And was the best parent in Swellview, btw)
Eating grilled cheese makes Henry feel masculine. (Same)
All the main characters have been to jail.
Jasper participates in Yodeling Karaoke club and has won companions.
Charlotte would rather get eaten by a lion than kiss Henry.
Jasper drinks raw eggs.
RAY WAS PREGNANT!
Piper went to LA
Schwoz and Gooche took a vacation together in Palm Springs.
Jasper squeezes all the cream out of his doodle cake (nickelodeon version of twinkies) before eating them.
Henry ate a hamburger out of Jasper's underwear.
Jasper believes that Charlotte has a crush on him and has never once pursued it.
Sydney dresses Oliver every morning.
Ray doesn't use shampoo.
Jasper listens to Celine Dion.
Oliver can break dance.
Ray uses vibrating soap 💀
Jasper's grandma died at some point during the show, and Piper pulled a prank at her funeral.
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hayleythesugarbowl · 1 year
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ray manchester x reader headcanons
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⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ masterlist • ray manchester masterlist ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚
a/n: the lack of these on the internet is concerning 🎀💋
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dating ray manchester/captain man would include…
ok so you have always been a fan of captain man
because who wouldn’t? 
you may have had a poster of him in your room at some point 
maybe
ray fell in love with you after saving you from drowning 
(a/n: sorry i have a saving thing—)
which of course was a dream come true for you  
the saving not the drowning
and he kept running into you 
and so when one day you came into the store he was thrilled 
you get a job in the man cave 
and you learn his identity soon 
lots of flirting 
he’s cocky in a cute way but gets all flustered around you at first like it’s adorable 
like the kids roll their eyes at your guys’ obvious attraction 
but eventually you guys admit your feelings (albeit awkwardly)
but it’s cute 
the man cave is like your second home 
you hang with charlotte especially and also jasper constantly because yes
henry loves you like a cool aunt 
you live in the man cave eventually
you guys are just so happy together 
ray gets anxious when he goes out to fight crime because he doesn’t want to leave you alone 
and you also get worried for him 
schwoz likes to tease you guys  
ray wouldn’t survive without you and char
his hugs are actually the best and he comforts you when you have doubts/insecurities 
henry has accidentally caught you and ray multiple times
“aaaaand I am never going in that hot tub again”
ray also gets really jealous 
“hey ok I saw the way gooch’s plant was looking at you and I’m the only one who gets to look at you like they want to take a bite of you.”
he’s super protective
which you pretend to hate 
but you actually love 
he loves cuddling so much which is great because so do you
he calls you lost of cute nicknames
he loves surprising you and taking you out to fun restaurants 
he gets super excited to show you silly new gadgets schwoz has made in the man cave it’s adorable
you sleep in his bed a lot 
and you occasionally shower together
(i’m sorry bro that shower scene did things to me 😩)
he loves bragging about you to anyone he can find 
“have you met my girlfriend? this is y/n, my girlfriend”
you have movie marathons and you love resting your head on his chest but he always falls asleep first 
also he’s really good at taking care of you when you’re sick and he’s actually an amazing nurse
he loves your body so much
he even lets you try on the captain man suit
you couldn’t be happier with your superhero boyfriend <3
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ˋ°•*⁀➷ ahhh i had so much fun writing this!! i love this man so much and i figured i’d write for him. henry danger is a current obsession of mine and im such a simp for ray manchester. hope you enjoyed ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚🩰🍓
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…now y’all got me thinking of subby carmen just feeling so good that tears spring up in his eyes and he’s writhing on the bed LAAAWRD
you’re just taking your time with him. making him feel good but it’s at a slow and steady pace. you keep telling him it will make it better when he does orgasm and it really does. he’s got a fisted, white knuckled grip on the sheets when he finally does cum. panting, hips bucking, because you made him feel so good.
do you guys watch sex and the city? do you remember when charlotte takes them all to learn that massage technique where they like rub the gooch lmao?? I feel like you’d watch that episode and get inspired. want to try it out. and it has him like that lol.
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jelliclekay · 10 months
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Bombalurina performer of the day: Charlotte Gooch
UK Tour/Germany - 11/2008 - Tantomile (cover Bombalurina, Demeter)
German Tent Tour/Mannheim - 06/2011
German Tent Tour - 09/2012
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Henry Danger Reader Insert | Captain Man x Reader: SEASON 1
Episode 20: Dream Busters
~The Man Cave~
Schwoz and (y/n) were dashing around the Man Cave, trying to set up several machines at once. Ray had called them five minutes ago, alerting them that Henry was 'out of action', whatever that meant, and he was bringing him back to the headquarters as soon as possible. The worry in his voice made the two assistants rush to get everything ready as deep down, they could tell how concerned Ray was. He was protective of his vulnerable sidekick; they all were, and they'd be damned if they let him down in his hour of need.
Charlotte came crashing down in the elevator, (y/n) having called her fifteen minutes earlier. It wasn't the girl's day to work, but once the superhero duo came back, Captain Man would need all the help he could get to save Henry. (y/n) was tweaking the machine that would be used for Henry, as the dark-haired girl stumbled into the main room.
"Hey, Schwoz, (y/n), look! I made onion dip!" Charlotte smiled at them, excited to share her delicious creation. However, the situation was dire and the two engineers didn't have time to sit and dip.
"Not now Charlotte, sweetheart." (y/n) smiled at her as kindly as she could, but the stress was evident on her face. Ray hadn't given them many details, but there were enough to make her feel nauseous with fear. 
"There's no time for onion dip," Schwoz told the girl, helping the young woman adjust the chair in the middle of the room.
"Why not?" Charlotte asked, sensing that something was wrong.
"Something bad has happened." (y/n) told her, her hands feeling clammy and shakey. 'Damn my stupid nerves.' She thought, knowing that to do her job properly, she needed to remain calm.
"Aw, did Gooch fall in the toilet again?" The dark-haired girl sighed, not fully comprehending the gravity of what was going on.
"No, Gooch did not fall in the toilet again," Schwoz said in an annoyed tone. As if they'd be running around in a frenzy if Gooch was in the toilet again.
"Then what is--" Charlotte was interrupted as both tubes came down with a pale-faced Ray in the right one.
"Hey! Do you like onion dip?" The girl asked him in a friendly tone, but the superhero was too concerned with his sidekick to care.
"Wait a minute!" He stopped her question, watching as a sleeping Henry came down in the other tube. (y/n) felt her stomach drop at the sight of him in the deep sleep. Seeing it with her own eyes made everything feel real. Schwoz used his remote to raise the tube propping the boy up and Ray caught him in his arms. 
"Oh my god, how is he?" (y/n) said, taking a few steps forward to meet her best friend in the middle as he brought the kid to the chair.
"He's sound asleep!" Ray reported, his voice laced with concern.
"Oh no! Bring him! We have to hook him up to the thingy!" Schwoz lifted the headpiece on the machine and gestured for the larger man to put Henry down. Charlotte looked on in confused horror, not knowing what was wrong with her friend.
"What's wrong with Henry?" She asked as (y/n) and Schwoz strapped the boy to the chair and hooked him up to the device.
"We were trying to capture Dr Minyak," Ray said, biting his fingernails through his gloves when (y/n) brought up Henry's vital signs on the scanner.
"Dr Minyak broke out of prison?" Charlotte said in a shocked voice. She hadn't heard about the insane criminal being loose again.
"Yeah, two weeks ago." The older woman mentioned. She knew the status of pretty much every major criminal in and around Swellview since she had a lot of time on her hands and an obligation to be well-informed for Ray.
"And just as we were about to grab him, he blasted Henry with a dream beam." The man recounted what had happened only an hour prior. 
"A dream beam? What is--" Charlotte was perplexed with everything happening at that moment and Ray's interruptions weren't helping.
"There's no time for you to finish that question!" He snapped at her, making (y/n) frown as she looked at the screen.
"Raymond! Keep calm!" She told him sternly. Just because there was an emergency didn't mean he had to be rude.
"Sorry." He mumbled, trying to get his stress under control. 
"Schwoz, can you show us Henry's brain activity?" The woman asked the genius as Ray ran around the chair so he could see the screen.
"Yeah, hang on, I've got to change the input," Schwoz said and he started to flick through all the setups on the monitor.
"HDMI one, no, HDMI two, no." He looked through them at a painfully slow pace, which irritated the other adults.
"Oh my god," Ray muttered under his breath, as he put a hand on his friend's shoulder, comforting both of them.
"For the love of God, please hurry up!" (y/n) hissed, enjoying the warmth that his touch brought.
"Oh, there. That's Henry's brain." The little man finally found the right screen on HDMI three and they all looked at the information that was listed. 
"Okay, I will give anyone two dollars to tell me what's going on." Charlotte held up the bills, shaking them in front of the adults' faces so she could be clued in on Henry's situation.
"Henry got blasted with a dream beam, which put him into a deep sleep, like, really deep." (y/n) explained as simply as she could, knowing that she couldn't explain the science even if she tried. The girl nodded in understanding, so the older woman took the two dollars out of her hand, thinking that it was two more dollars in her pocket.
"Well, then let's wake him up," Charlotte said, but Ray shook his head.
"It's almost impossible to wake someone who's been dream beamed." He said, walking back over to Henry's side.
"Why?" Charlotte asked in concern.
"Show her, guys." He said as he raised the headpiece from the boy's face. (y/n) took out a pair of cymbals from a cabinet and started crashing them together next to Henry's ears. Not even a blink. Sighing, she put them down and let Schwoz take over.
"Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!" The little man's slapped Henry across the face harshly several times, but the boy didn't even twitch. 
"Okay, okay, he needs his face!" (y/n) grabbed his hands and pushed them away from the boy. They turned to Charlotte who looked like she now understood how serious everything was.
"You see?" Schwoz shrugged his shoulders.
"Oh my god..." The teen stated, not believing that Henry hadn't woken up after having his face beat about.
"And as long as he's in this type of deep sleep...he'll have dreams," Ray said mysteriously, putting the scanner back down.
"Dreams?" They didn't sound too bad to Charlotte. Everyone dreams, so how bad can it be?
"Disturbing dreams." (y/n) clarified.
"Crazy dreams!" Schwoz growled into Charlotte's ear, making the girl jump.
"Oh, man." The teen looked at Henry with worry as the kid began to writhe in discomfort. 
"He must be having one right now." (y/n) said, seeing a change in his brain activity.
"I wonder what he's dreaming about." Charlotte wondered, wishing she could see inside Henry's mind.
"Watch the screen and you will see," Schwoz told her, making the girl gaze on the monitor with wonder. Henry's brain waves started going haywire as his dream commenced.
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Henry strolled up to his locker in Swellview High School. So far, so normal. However, everything soon became weird as Jasper came running through the corridors, screaming for his friend. The blond boy turned away from his locker, intent on greeting Jasper, but to his bewilderment, the teen came trotting up to him in a snow-white wedding dress, complete with a veil and heels. 
The boy was panting and sweating, but he started to tell Henry about how he was late for his wedding and that he needed him to drive him to church. Henry questioned why he was dressed as a bride, but Jasper didn't answer him, he just peered over his shoulder in horror. When Henry asked what was wrong, the curly-haired boy just pointed and screamed at a dancing green woman behind him. As Henry looked at the dancer in confusion, Jasper grasped his bicep and pleaded with him to not let the girl stop his wedding. 
With his best friend running away, Kid Danger was left with the green woman, but then, Miss Shapen walked up to him. He tried to ask her about the green dancer, but she just scolded him for being in trouble over her cat not using the bathroom. Henry asked why that was his fault, but Miss Shapen was just spouting gobbledygook about George Clooney. Things got even weirder when his teacher's eyes were replaced with lips, which started to talk over one another. Miss Shapen and her lip-eyes began to laugh together, seriously freaking Henry out when they started singing too. 
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"Look! His brain waves are going insane!" (y/n) pointed to the spiking levels on the monitor, grabbing everyone's attention.
"He must be having an insane dream," Ray said as Henry started convulsing again.
"Man...I sure picked the wrong day to make onion dip." Charlotte commented, making the adults look at her with irritated and baffled expressions.
"We don't have time for the dips!" Schwoz scolded her, causing the girl to raise her hands in surrender.
"Okay, let's not argue. Henry needs us, so Ray, go get changed, Schwoz, help me get Henry back into his normal clothes and Charlotte, get some chips for that dip." (y/n) instructed them, taking control of the situation. Shit needed to get done and she was going to be the one to facilitate it.
"Yes, ma'am!" They all saluted her jokingly and parted ways to get started on the tasks she gave them. Ray smiled to himself at how she asserted herself, loving how her confidence came out when needed.
~10 minutes later~
"All right, Henry's back into his normal clothes, what do we do now?" Ray asked her, as he finished wrapping some bandages around the kid's feet, as per (y/n)'s directions. She needed the piping to be secured around his feet so her plan could be carried out safely.
"We're gonna try something drastic." She said enigmatic tone.
"Oooh, what?" Charlotte asked her, seeing how she was letting her logic and intelligence guide her.
"Waking Henry up by giving him a massive dose of extreme coffee." She told her, turning around to see if Barista Schwoz was nearly ready with the super-caffeinated drink. 
"But I thought extreme coffee was illegal in America." The dark-haired teen gasped, not believing that they were going to use it on Henry.
"It is," Schwoz said. Drastic situations called for drastic measures.
"And for good reason. It has over 300 hundred times the caffeine of normal coffee." Ray stated, his focus on Charlotte giving (y/n) a second to glance at him and appreciate how well his shirt fit him. Like always, his biceps strained against the material, making them look huge.
"Okay. We're ready to pump the extreme coffee into Henry." Schwoz announced, snapping her attention away from Ray's muscly arms.
"Do it." The large man said, praying that it would wake Henry up.
"Are you sure about this?" Charlotte looked at (y/n), who was biting her thumb from her nerves.
"This is the safest option." She muttered, taking a few steps back so she could be at Ray's side. He slipped his hand into hers and their fingers intertwined into a tight hold.
"Let's hope this works," Ray said, crossing his fingers on his free hand.
"Yeah." Schwoz pressed the go button on the coffee machine and the deathly black liquid ran from the bottle, through the tubes and into Henry's body via his feet. 
"Hey, why are we injecting the coffee into his feet?" Charlotte asked, thinking that it was a weird place to use.
"Because the fastest way to get the coffee in is through intro-feetus injection," Ray replied, confusing both the girl and his best friend. That information was definitely wrong.
"Where do you learn this stuff?" The teen questioned him, seriously wondering what books and web pages he was reading.
"He doesn't, he just repeats what Schwoz and I say. Badly." (y/n) teased, squeezing Ray's hand as she smirked at him. He chuckled and let go of her hand in favour of wrapping an arm around her shoulders, bringing her closer to him.
"So, what is the real reason?" Charlotte asked, not letting how cute they looked affect her facial expressions.
"We can't use intravenous injection in his arm because the coffee would be absorbed too fast and it could give him a heart attack. Therefore, we're sending it in through his feet so the absorption is slower." (y/n) smiled at Charlotte who nodded in understanding at her simple, yet smart explanation. 
"Clever girl," Ray mumbled, pressing a fleeting kiss to the top of her head. (y/n) thanked her lucky stars that she wasn't the one hooked up to the machinery since she was sure her heart rate would be off the scale. She avoided eye contact with Charlotte as she knew the teenager would be staring at her with teasing eyes.
Henry began to shake more violently as the extreme coffee began to take effect. His friends looked at him as he moaned and groaned.
"Is Henry waking up?" Ray asked Schwoz, who checked the scanner's results.
"I don't think so." He sighed dejectedly. Ray put his hands on his head in frustration and (y/n) squished her face to his pec. They had been counting on this to work, so to hear the bad news was like a kick to the face.
"But the coffee does seem to be affecting Henry's dream." Schwoz saw the numbers on his screen shoot up and the boy shook like a leaf.
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Henry was back in Swellview High, sprinting at full speed around the corridors (probably influenced by the massive inrush of caffeine). Oliver Pook was sat in the middle of the hallway in a shallow paddling pool, blowing bubbles as a yellow duck bobbed up and down in the pool. The green dancing girl from before was twirling and shaking her hips as a hyper Henry ran around Oliver's pool, laughing along with the boy. He danced with the woman before taking a leap across the pool and knocking a trash can over. His blood felt like it was on fire, making him do around fifty starjumps before running off again.
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Having run out of ideas to try, the four friends awake in the Man Cave had sat down on the couch to think and eat Charlotte's dip. Taking a chip each, they scooped up the homemade condiment and tasted its sweet and tangy richness.
"I feel so bad for Henry," Schwoz told them in a sad voice, making them all look at the snoozing boy. 
"Yeah." Ray sighed, feeling guilty that he let his sidekick get hurt. Charlotte stood up and took a dipped chip over to her friend, hoping he might wake up to eat it. The adults looked at her dolefully, seeing how she was hurting like the rest of them. (y/n) hugged herself to Ray's body, seeking his warmth for comfort and support. The fruity smell of her shampoo calmed him like usual, and they sank into each other's embrace.
"Henry...wake up. I made my homemade onion dip." She waved the dip under the boy's nose but saw no response, so she looked to the adults in defeat. Schwoz moved up to sit on the back of the sofa and the best friends shifted so they could stay in each other's arms and watch Charlotte.
The girl smushed the chip against Henry's lips, wanting to see if her dip would be some sort of miracle cure and wake him up. 
"Please wake up." She begged the teen boy, just wanting her friend back. However, all she was doing was smearing onion dip across his lips. The sight of her so desperate made the adults' hearts ache.
Not being able to take. it anymore, (y/n) and Ray stood up and walked over to her. The woman put her hands gently on her shoulders, hoping she could offer her some consolation.
"Charlotte, sweetheart, all you're doing is giving him dip lipstick." She told her softly, as Ray put his hand over hers. 
"I know." The girl sighed, letting go of the potato snack, which then stuck to Henry's face. The three looked at the sidekick with depressed expressions, but then Schwoz jumped up with an idea.
"AAH!" He yelled, finally having his eureka moment. His shouting broke the silence in the Man Cave and startling his friends. Charlotte clutched her heart in panic as (y/n) wrapped her arms around Ray and he hugged her waist instinctively. 
"What, Schwoz?" He asked in an irritated voice, the sheepish woman removing herself from his person. Her cheeks flushed from both her reaction and how strong the man's arms were as they shielded her from any danger. Yikes, she had it bad.
"Maybe we cannot wake up Henry by doing things to him on the outside..." Schwoz started, the others listening intently.
"Yeah..."
"Right..."
"So...let's try to wake him up from inside his dream." The little dude theorised, the plan sounding plausible in his head.
"What?" Ray and Charlotte looked at him like he was crazy, but (y/n) could see where he was going with it.
"You mean, like, a shared conscious or something?" She knitted her eyebrows together in thought.
"Exactly." Schwoz smiled at her, knowing that she was smart, she just didn't have the confidence in herself to let it shine.
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"But I don't understand what I'm supposed to do." Charlotte frowned, as the three adults strapped her into an identical chair to what Henry was in. It was all part of Schwoz's plan and it looked like it would be their last chance to save Kid Danger.
"We will explain," Schwoz spoke to her as the teen settled into her chair.
"All right, see, Henry is trapped in a dream state." The genius started, clarifying what she already knew.
"Right, I get that." Charlotte nodded.
"According to Schwoz's theory, we might be able to wake Henry up from inside his dream," Ray told her his understanding of the situation. 
"I don't get that." The girl said, looking at him all confused, but she was looking to the wrong person for answers. The superhero knew diddly squat.
"We're going to make you go to sleep like Henry. And then using this machine, we can connect your sleeping brain waves with Henry's." (y/n) put it into simple terms for her.
"And put you inside Henry's dream." Schwoz finished. The explanation made the whole thing seem easy, even though the little man was buzzing with nerves at how many things could go wrong.
"And you guys know for sure that this isn't dangerous?" Charlotte asked, feeling nervous that she was about to be in the same boat as Henry, who they were trying to save.
"Uhhhh, sure, sure." The men lied, making (y/n) roll her eyes. Trust them to instil her with false confidence.
"Then how come one of you guys don't transport yourselves into Henry's dream?" She saw straight through their bullshit. 
"I have a peanut allergy." Ray fibbed, avoiding (y/n)'s eyes when she folded her arms in annoyance. 'Peanut allergy, my butt.' She growled in her mind.
"I had some onion dip." Schwoz's answer was as equally pathetic as Ray's was. 
"(y/n/n), what's your excuse?" Charlotte sighed, thinking the woman had chickened out too.
"I don't have one. I was going to do it, but these two assholes won't let me." She glared at the men, not liking how they were letting a child do the dangerous work.
"Fair enough." Charlotte let it slide, imagining how Ray would have a bee in his bonnet if anything bad happened to his helper.
"Now, listen, Charlotte, when you're inside Henry's dream, you can't tell Henry that he's dreaming." Ray insisted firmly.
"Do not tell Henry that." Schwoz reiterated the point, stressing that it was vital that she maintained the false reality once she was asleep.
"Why not?" She asked, thinking that it would be the easiest way to get Henry awake.
"Because when you're inside someone's dream and you tell them that they're dreaming, it can go into brain shock." The superhero said, which was the only science-related thing he could add to the conversation. 
"His brain could go...boom!" (y/n) imitated how the boy's head would implode, shocking Charlotte at the dramatic consequence.
"Well, what about me? Could my brain explode?" Her eyes grew wide, thinking that her own personal safety was now at risk.
"Uhhh, no."
"What time is it?" Ray and Schwoz looked away from her, not knowing how to tell a girl that she could die.
"You'll be fine, Char." (y/n) reassured her, but the tightness of her smile gave Charlotte the impression that even she couldn't guarantee her safety.
"All right, well, what do I do when I'm inside his dream?" The adolescent girl asked. There must have been something she could do to help Henry once she was in his dream.
"Well, according to the internet...when a person is in a dream state, one of the most common ways to wake up is by experiencing pain." Ray read aloud from his PearPad and Schwoz agreed that it was a good place to start.
"I don't wanna hurt Henry," Charlotte stressed. Her friend had been through enough already.
"You won't be hurting him, the real Henry is right here. You'll only be hurting dream Henry." (y/n) said and the young woman pointed to the boy's body. 
"It won't be real." Schwoz soothed her worries.
"Okay, but how do I talk to you guys?" She asked, knowing that they couldn't talk to Henry in his dream.
"We're going to put Henry's whiz watch on your wrist," Ray told her, as (y/n) removed it from the kid's arm and transferred it to Charlotte's.
"So, if you fancy a chat while you're in Henry's dream, you use this." She smiled as she fastened the strap.
"You know, when I took this job, we did not talk about stuff like this," Charlotte said sarcastically, using her humour to break the tension.
"Welcome to my world. I was only supposed to stay here whilst I finished college, and look, I'm still here." (y/n) giggled, putting the younger girl at ease at how she was now stuck in Ray's employment. Not that she or he would have it any other way. It never really felt like a job anymore, not when they had each other.
"You'll be fine," Ray reassured her too, whilst simultaneously thanking the gods that his best friend stuck around even when she could have left for a safer and secure life.
"Well, I feel like I should get a bonus or something," Charlotte mumbled. Her paycheck didn't cover near-death experiences.
"Charlotte, if we don't wake Henry out of the dream state soon, he could be trapped in there forever." The superhero urged her, making her realise the importance of her mission.
"Okay, but before I go..." She said. If she was going to die, she wanted to die happy.
"Name it." (y/n) stated.
"One more chip and dip." Charlotte smiled, wanting to taste her great cooking one last time before she faced possible death. With an irritated face, Ray picked up the platter and let her scoop one last mouthful.
"Oooh, me too." (y/n) grinned cheekily, ignoring how moody Ray and Schwoz were being. Charlotte's dip was too good to resist.
"Okay. Let's get this going." The girl said with a full mouth, chewing and swallowing quickly as the scanner was put over her head. Ray let the chair fall back to she was lying down before looking at (y/n) with doubt written across his face.
"You really think this is gonna work?" He said to both her and Schwoz.
"I don't know." The genius mumbled as (y/n) groaned. They were such idiots sometimes.
"Doofus! Nitwit! She can hear you!" The young woman slapped them both on the head, irritated that they weren't doing Charlotte's nerves any favours.
"I heard that!" The girl yelled through the orange glass, proving (y/n)'s point.
"Sweet dreams, Charlotte. And remember, hurt Henry." Ray reminded her, plugging the cable into the scanner.
"It could be our only chance to wake him up," Schwoz added.
"We'll see you on the other side..." (y/n)'s words were the last thing Charlotte heard as she was plunged into the dream state.
~In the dream~
Charlotte screamed as she felt herself falling through the air. Her eyes shot open as she landed roughly on the floor of Henry's living room. Henry was looking around, wondering where the noise was coming from, not noticing his friend until she stood up. 
"Hey." Charlotte greeted him, realising that she must have successfully entered his dream.
"Wha--wh--Charlotte. How'd you get here?" Henry stuttered, feeling on edge from all the freaky things that were happening around his house.
"Uhhhh..." How do you explain that your boss sent you to hurt your friend until he woke up from a dream induced by a supervillain?
"Oh, I don't care." Henry was too relieved to see another normal person to need an explanation and he gave his friend a big hug.
"Good." Charlotte breathed a sigh of relief. That was one problem she didn't have to worry about.
"I'm just glad to see you." He smiled at her, happy that he wasn't alone in the craziness anymore.
"Why? Anything strange going on?" The girl feigned ignorance.
"Everything. I had the weirdest day at school. And then I come home and it's even weirder here." He told her, the stress of his day in the dream creeping him out.
"What's so weird?" Charlotte inquired, ready to see what 'crazy dreams' really meant.
"Well, for one thing, my parents. For some reason, they look and sound different. Like Kim and Kanye." Henry pointed to Mrs and Mrs Hart in the kitchen, only it was Jake and Kris, it was literally two Kim and Kanye lookalikes. 
"Hi, Charlotte." Kim/Mom said to her, as the girl's mouth dropped in shock.
"I'm a genius!" Kanye/Dad stated, imitating the Kanye in real life. 
"Cool," Charlotte said slowly, sensing that things were about to get weirder.
"Why do my parents look and sound like Kim and Kanye?" Henry asked, shaking his friend in desperation.
"Do they? I didn't notice." She said, trying to keep up the façade that everything was fine.
"Well, maybe you'll notice that Piper has a beard, and she's playing the lute." Henry gestured to his little sister, who looked like a wise old music player. Definitely strange.
"I gave my love a chicken that had no face." She sang, strumming her instrument's strings softly.
"Why is she singing that?" Henry shook Charlotte's shoulders again.
"I really--" Her answer was cut off as the teen panicked.
"All chickens have faces!" He shouted.
"So, maybe---" Charlotte was struggling to keep him calm.
"Oh, and did you see Jasper?" He pointed to the boy standing behind her, and to her surprise and horror, his head was floating next to his body. 
"Henry, will you please help me get back on my body? Hey! Come back! I thought we were a team!" Jasper's body ran off up the stairs and his shouting head floated after him. 
"Did you see that? I feel like I'm in some weird, freaky dream." Henry told his friend, making Charlotte panic. She couldn't have him thinking that, his brain could explode!
"You're not!" She grabbed his shirt and pulled him close to her, trying to convey her stress.
"Huh?" He couldn't understand why she was being so weird too.
"You're not having a dream!" She reiterated, but Henry still wasn't convinced.
"Then how do you explain that?!" Henry pointed to the couch and this was the weirdest thing so far. Charlotte's eye nearly fell out of her head when she saw Ray and (y/n) cuddling up on the couch. However, it wasn't like their normal, cutesy snuggling where they couldn't be part without missing each other, this was something else.
"Oh. My. God." Charlotte said, as she watched the two rub noses and shared a gentle kiss. They smiled against each other's lips and if she didn't know that this wasn't real, Charlotte would be on the floor from fainting. It was strange to see them acting on their feelings, but it also felt right, and the teens watched as (y/n) slid into her "boyfriend's" lap so she could be as close to him as possible as they kissed. Ray looked at her with so much love, his eyes crinkling with happiness. It was such a shame that this wasn't real.
"That's not normal!" Henry yelled, knowing that Ray was nowhere near ready to confess to (y/n).
"Just go upstairs and try to put Jasper's head back on his body and I'll deal with the lovebirds," Charlotte instructed him, standing in front of the two so they were out of his line of sight.
"Okay. That makes sense." Henry felt a sense of familiarity from his friend's logic, so he did as she said. He ran up the stairs, intent on sorting out his best friend's predicament.
"I don't know what you think you're doing, but it's not natural!" He yelled, mentally preparing himself for what was about to happen. Taking her chance of being alone, Charlotte ran to the porch and flipped the whiz watch open. Time to see if it would work.
"Ray?" She asked, and the large man appeared over her wrist.
"Charlotte! Did you find Henry?" He asked, getting straight down to business.
"Yeah. I'm inside of his dream." She told him, intriguing the man.
"Oooh, what's it like?" He inquired.
"Weird." She replied, thinking back to Kim, Kanye, Jasper, Piper, Dream Ray and Dream (y/n).
"Well, how weird?" He inquired further, but Charlotte couldn't tell him about him and (y/n), he would really freak out if she heard.
"You really need a number?" She looked at him with a 'for real?' expression.
"Yes. From one to ten." Ray insisted. 
"Hang on let me check." Charlotte closed the watch and looked back inside the house. If he wanted a figure, then she was going to give an accurate one. She saw Kim and Kanye spinning around the kitchen with fruit in their hands, Piper combing and talking to her beard, Ray and (y/n) making out on the couch and Henry chasing Jasper's head. Yeah. Definitely weird.
"52." She reported once she was back outside. The whole dream was starting to creep her out too.
"Ray...just tell me what to do so (y/n) and Schwoz can wake me up and bring me back home," Charlotte stressed, knowing that the longer she stayed there, the more likely it was that she'd be stuck there, forever.
"Okay, first, you gotta remember the world you're in with Henry is not real. You're just in a crazy, weird dream state." He reminded her.
"Yeah, no kidding." Charlotte's eye's bugged out of her head as she looked to her right and saw that Jasper's head was floating next to her. 
"Hey, who are you talking to?" The head asked, making the girl swat her hand at him.
"Get out of here, Jasper's head!" She shouted, the thing spooking her.
"Charlotte!" Ray yelled to get her attention again as Jasper's head whistled and floated off.
"Yeah, I'm back, what?" The teen refocused on the task at hand.
"You got to go hurt Henry." Ray urged her. Time was running out.
"But I---" She hated the thought of hurting her friend, even if it wasn't real.
"It's okay. You're in a dream. Nothing is real. There's nothing to get hung about. Now, go hurt Henry and hopefully, that'll wake him up." Ray emphasised that everything would be fine.
"All right, but you, Schwoz and (y/n) better not be eating my onion dip without me." She warned him sternly, wanting to wake up to her delicious sauce.
"We're not. Now, you know what to do." Ray shrugged off the accusation, what Charlotte didn't know wouldn't hurt her.
"Right." The girl snapped the watch shut and ran back into the house, thinking of all the ways she could hurt Henry.
~Outside of the dream~
Ray turned away from the monitor that he used to talk to Charlotte and joined Schwoz and (y/n) in eating the girl's dip. Scooping up some of the creaminess on a chip, Ray groaned in delight at the taste.
"Charlotte will kill us if she finds out we ate her dip.." Schwoz said, rapidly dunking another chip.
"Eh, what she doesn't know won't hurt her." (y/n) commented, loving the dip too much to stop filling her face.
~Back in the dream~
Back in the house, Charlotte looked across the living and saw that things were still crazy. Mom/Kim and Dad/Kanye were sharing earphones in the kitchen and Piper was playing a crappy romantic melody on the lute for Ray and (y/n) as the woman laid her head in his lap and lovingly smiled up at him. He giggled at her silly mood and bent down to give her an Eskimo kiss.
"Hey, Piper! Hi, lovebugs!" She called to the people on the couch as she ran past.
"There's a river of glue and apple juice, too." Piper looked at Charlotte and spouted the nonsense.
"I love you, Ray-Ray." (y/n) giggled, cupping her 'boyfriend's face in her hands.
"I love you too, sweetie pie." Ray cooed back, the sight of them being borderline disgusting. It was cute and the girl had been gunning for them to get together for ages, but they cuddled and snuggled like there was no one else in the room.
"Okay..." Charlotte didn't know how to respond to Piper or the couple, so she just ignored them and grabbed a banana from the fruit bowl. She ran up the stairs as Piper played her lute again, peeling the yellow fruit as she went. Placing the skin at the top of the stairs, she descended again and called for Henry. Her plan for pain was in motion. 
"Henry!" She yelled at the top of her voice.
"What?" The boy shouted back from his room.
"Henry, come quick! Hurry!" She bellowed, hoping that her urgent tone would make him move faster and not see the banana peel.
"Charlotte, here I come!! What's wr---" The teenager dashed to the top of the stairs thinking that was some kind of emergency. In his haste, he failed to notice the trap that his friend had laid for him, resulting in the boy tumbling headfirst down the stairs. He rolled all the way down, grunting as he went. Piper's music was still playing as fell and the lovers on the couch didn't even break eye contact.
Charlotte rushed to see if he was okay, praying that his pain would be enough to wake him up. 
"Hi." She greeted him meekly, her plan obviously failing.
"What just happened?" Henry blinked, his entire body aching from the fall.
"You fell down the stairs," Charlotte told him, helping the boy to his feet.
"Oh." 
"Did it hurt?" The girl asked hopefully.
"Yeah, a lot," Henry replied as his friend supported his wobbly legs. 
"Cool, wait here." The girl dropped him back on the floor and rushed to the porch to tell Ray the development. It seemed like they'd need a new strategy.
"Ray!" She said at her whiz watch, the man appearing once again.
"Hi. Did you hurt Henry?" He asked, wondering if his idea was working. 
"Oh, yeah. Is he waking up?" She replied, expecting to see some change or sign on the machines.
"Is he waking up?" Ray turned around in real life, looking at Schwoz and (y/n) as they checked the results.
"No, he's still sleeping," Schwoz said, watching as Henry kept shaking, probably his body reacting from the pain in his dream. 
"Pain isn't working!" (y/n) added, noticing that the brainwaves on the scanner were being affected, but not changed.
"Dang it!" Ray muttered, his frustration worrying Charlotte.
"What?" She asked in a concerned voice.
"Stand by. We're gonna bring you back to reality." Ray told her despondently, knowing that for the moment, there was nothing more Charlotte could do in the dream.
"Okay." Charlotte prepared herself, closing the whiz watch and tensing her muscles in anticipation. Henry opened the door and stepped out onto the porch, wondering why Charlotte was out there alone. 
"Charlotte, I can't get Jasper's---" He was cut off by a bright flash of light as Charlotte was sucked back to the real world.
"Today, that does not surprise me." He said, the sight of his friend vanishing not freaking him out since he had been through some serious crap already. 
~Back in real life~
"Charlotte? Charlotte!" (y/n) shook the girl slightly as Ray and Schwoz lifted the scanner from her face.
"What...What happened?" She asked in a drowsy voice, sitting up and blinking when the harsh lights strained her eyes.
"Bad news. Henry's still trapped in a dream state." Ray said bleakly. Charlotte peered through the gap between (y/n) and Schwoz and saw her friend still trapped in his sleep.
"Aw, man." She sighed, thinking her effort had gone to waste.
"And more bad news," Schwoz added.
"What?" Charlotte wasn't sure if she could take any more problems.
"We ate all your onion dip." The genius admitted, making (y/n) groan. She knew he had a guilty conscience, but she was hoping she would be able to get away with it.
"Oh, no!" The girl squealed, her chances of tasting her dip again gone until she made the next batch. 
~
They had all been wracking their brains for the last half an hour, trying to think of a solution to help Henry. Ray was scrolling through his PearPad, (y/n) on her PearPhone. Charlotte had taken the seat at the supercomputer, scanning the same websites as them in hope that they'd find something useful. Schwoz was typing away on his tablet, but so far they'd found nada, zilch, nothing.
"Hey, hey! Here's something that might wake Henry up!" Charlotte gasped as she came across some information that appeared to be promising.
"Sweet cheese, yes!" (y/n) swiftly tucked her phone in her pocket and ran over to the computer with Ray and Schwoz hot on her heels.
"What you got?" The larger man stood behind (y/n) and looked at the screen.
"Okay, this website says "Sometimes when a person is stuck in a deep dream state, you can stop the dreams by submerging the person underwater for between 30 and 45 minutes."" Charlotte turned around to look at them, the grin on her face indicating that she hadn't thought about the implications of what she had just said.
"Did it mention any side effects?" Ray smiled at her sarcastically as his best friend let her head loll back onto his chest.
"Lemme check. Scrolling down...okay...uh...Here we go, side effects. "Number one, death."" Charlotte happy tone soon turned sour when she realised that the website was useless.
"Okay, let's not try that." She said, leaning back in her chair from frustration.
"Yeah, that creates a whole 'nother problem." (y/n) said, taking her phone out again so she could continue her search. 
"Guys...what are we gonna do? What if we can never wake Henry up and he's stuck in a dream state forever?" Ray said in a brokenhearted voice, strolling to Henry's side. (y/n) followed behind him, hugging the large man from behind.
"We're not gonna give up." She said firmly against the material of his shirt, refusing to leave Henry to die.
"But we've tried everything," Ray replied quietly as she squeezed her smaller frame to his huge one. 
"There has to be something we can do." The young woman said, enjoying how his back muscles rolled and flexed against her body.
"AHOY! Schwoz's loud cry of joy broke through their sadness, confusing them into what had him raising his PearPad into the air.
"What?" Charlotte asked, his sudden outburst puzzling her.
"Why'd you say ahoy?" Ray asked, turning around with (y/n) so they could see what Schwoz was doing. 
"Listen to what I just found on an ancient Hindu website." The little man gestured to his PearPad and they all crowded around it.
"What's it say?" Charlotte asked, squinting at the small text on the screen.
"Come on, Schwoz, spill the beans." (y/n) added, hating the suspense.
"The most effective method of shocking a sleeping person out of a deep dream state is...fright!" Schwoz read aloud, but his funny accent was hard for the others to understand.
"Flight?" She repeated, her eyebrows furrowing.
"Okay, so we just need to book Henry a flight somewhere," Ray stated, snapping his fingers.
"He's always wanted to go to Florida." (y/n) added, remembering how Henry ranted to her about going to Disneyworld.
"Perfect! Henry, you're going to Florida." Ray told the boy, even though he couldn't hear him. Schwoz groaned at how carried away they were getting.
"I not say 'flight', I frrrright. Fright. Like, ooga, ooga, booga, booga, ooga." The little man waved his arms around and growled at them so they'd understand what he meant.
"Oh, fright," Charlotte said, finally getting what he was trying to say.
"Yes, yes, we must put Charlotte back into Henry's dream," Schwoz said, pointing to the chair that sent the teen girl to sleep.
"And she needs to scare him?" Ray asked, confused as to how that would wake his sidekick up.
"That makes sense. Like when I have those nightmares with the clowns that scare the shit out of me and I have to sleep with you when I wake up." (y/n) explained to him, thinking back to the nights when Ray held her close and chased away all her bad dreams. 
"She needs to terrify him. You got to scare the poof out of him." Schwoz said, pondering over just how many nights the woman had spent in Ray's bed. How they weren't together baffled him.
"Poof?" Again, Schwoz's accent stopped the others from understanding him.
"Okay, when you say poof--" Ray wasn't sure what Schwoz meant, knowing that in some circumstances, the word was offensive.
"You know what I mean!" Schwoz snapped, not wanting to repeat himself again.
"Wait. I'm not very good at scaring people." Charlotte admitted. She couldn't remember how many of her pranks had failed because she just couldn't get anyone to be frightened by her.
"I can help you with that." (y/n) smirked, knowing just the thing that would do the trick...
~
"This is what we're going to use to scare Henry shitless." (y/n) told the girl, gesturing to a green, misshapen egg thing in Schwoz's hands. Even Ray looked confused at what it was.
"Looks like something my Uncle Rosco coughed up," Charlotte commented, looking over the lumpy thing. 
"You hear what she say about my bloob?" Schwoz looked at Ray, getting all defensive about his creation.
"It does look like a loogie," Ray said, agreeing with his female employee that it looked like phlegm or something. (y/n) giggled at the word 'loogie' and smiled up at him. 
"Just...How does that thing help me scare Henry?" Charlotte asked.
"All right, here's the plan. We're gonna send you back into Henry's dream." Ray started, pulling down the orange scanner as his assistants helped the girl into the sleep chair.
"Okay." 'So far, so good.' Charlotte thought.
"And when you get there, put Schwoz's abomination into the refrigerator." (y/n) said, watching as the genius passed his green egg thing to the teen.
"It's a bloob!" He protested, feeling protective over it.
"It's an abomination. Anyway, after ten seconds, you get Henry to open the fridge." Ray carried on. His agreement with his helper made Schwoz grumble and sulk.
"I don't think Henry's gonna be that scared when he sees this blob," Charlotte said. The thing was weird, but not scary, not in the least.
"Bloob!" Schwoz corrected her, not having another person insult the blob/bloob thing.
"Just trust us." Ray contributed, knowing that two of the smartest people in Swellview were helping her.
Wait. What's going to happen when Henry opens the door to the fridge?" Charlotte asked, sensing that the bloob was more than what it seemed.
"Henry will get the bejesus scared out of him. Oh, and look away." (y/n) said, patting her arm reassuringly.
"Look away," Ray repeated, knowing that if it was one of Schwoz's mutated creations, it was bound to be terrifying. They shut the scanner and reclined the chair as Schwoz turned up the power and sent Charlotte back into the dream to finish her mission.
~In the dream~
Charlotte fell back into the Hart's house, landing behind the kitchen counter. Piper was still strumming happily on her lute, and (y/n) was laid on top of Ray, him stroking his hand through her hair lazily. Getting to her feet, Charlotte looked around for the green thing.
"Wait, where's the blob?" She said, looking around for it, but when she looked up, the thing fell on her face like a pancake. The girl flung the bloob from her face onto the floor, where it inflated into its spherical shape again. Shaking off her disgust, she picked it up and dashed over to the refrigerator, shutting the thing inside.
"Okay, put the bloob in the fridge and wait ten seconds." She mumbled to herself before running to the foot of the stairs to call for Henry. 
"Henry! Hey, Henry, where are you?! Henry!" She yelled, hoping he could hear her. 
"Charlotte? Charlotte!" The boy came from his bedroom and jogged down the stairs.
"What's happening? Everything's been so crazy and I don't get why." He asked her, feeling relieved to see her again
"Can I have some juice?" She asked innocently, trying to prompt him into getting frightened.
"Juice?" Henry couldn't believe that she wanted a drink with all the weirdness going on.
"Yeah, I need some cold juice. You know, refrigerated." Charlotte lied, hoping he'd buy it.
"Okay, that's a pretty specific request," Henry stated, the stress of his dream taking its toll on his patience.
"Just get the juice." She snapped, leaving no room for arguing.
" All right." The boy submitted, walking over to his refrigerator where he was about to get the fright of his life. 
"I'm having a mental breakdown, all she cares about is juice. All right, what do you want, apple? Orange?--" He mumbled to himself, Charlotte looking away just in time as a hideous, winged mutant creature flew out of the fridge and caused Henry to fall to the floor in fright.
"Henry! Henry?" Charlotte ran over to him after the monster went back inside the refrigerator and noticed that he was unconscious. A bright light flashed around his body before it disappeared and Charlotte did a little fist pump in celebration. Her work in the dream was done. 
~Outside the dream~
"Oh my god, he's waking up, she did it!" (y/n) squealed as Henry's brainwaves started to go haywire.
"Henry, Henry, can you hear me?" Ray said to the boy as he and Schwoz lifted the brain scanner. 
"Wake up! Wake up!" The genius encouraged, as Henry groaned in his sleep.
"Walk away from the light!" Ray and (y/n) yelled as Henry's groans turned into screams.
"Ahh, ahhh, ahhh! Monster in my fridge!" He cried as he was shocked into reality. The adults burst into happiness as he came back to them.
"It worked!"
"You're back!" The men helped him out of the chair and Henry blinked the sleep away from his mind.
"Yeah, I was having the weirdest dreams. And you weren't there. But you two were there. And everyone, everything was insane." The kid told them, breathing a sigh of relief that things were back to normal.
"What? Why were we weird?" (y/n) asked, confused as to why Charlotte hadn't mentioned them in the dream.
"Uhhhh, everyone except Charlotte." Henry couldn't tell them what he had seen them do in his dream, he was sure they'd burst into flames of embarrassment.
"CHARLOTTE!" The adults yelled in synchronisation, realising that the girl was still asleep. They let go of Henry, who fell a little from the sudden lack of support and sprinted to the machine's to get her awake.
"Hello? Ray? (y/n)? Anybody?" Charlotte said through her whiz watch, wondering why she wasn't being brought home.
"Charlotte!" Ray appeared over her wrist, worried that something had happened whilst they hadn't been paying attention to her vital signs.
"Did Henry wake up?" She asked, hoping that the plan had gone smoothly.
"Yeah, he's here and he's okay." The man gave her two thumbs up.
"Awesome. Now, bring me back." Charlotte told him, expecting that it would be easy. 
"Right, one sec." Ray stepped away from his camera and looked at Schwoz.
"Bring Charlotte back." He instructed him, but the genius gave him a weak smile.
"We can't," Schwoz admitted, (y/n) sharing his worried look. They hadn't anticipated this. 
"What?" Ray exclaimed, looking between the little guy and his best friend.
"What do you mean you can't?" Henry piped up, finding the strength to walk over to them. 
"Schwoz blew out the transnypular tube." (y/n) said as Schwoz held up the component. He should have listened when the young woman said to be more gentle with the machine.
"Well, can't you get another one?" Ray asked Schwoz.
"Yeah, but it's like a two-hour drive." The genius explained as Charlotte's voice came from over the whiz watch.
"Uh, listen. We're not going to be able to bring you back to reality for about four hours." The superhero broke the bad news to the girl, who did not take it well.
"Four hours?! Well, what am I supposed to do, stuck here in Henry's bizarro dream for four hours?" She spluttered in disbelief.
"Do you know how to play mahjong?" Ray suggested from the top of his head.
Charlotte sighed as she looked around the house. She couldn't believe she'd have to play mahjong with these weirdos for the next four hours. 
"When she wakes up, she's going to kill you." (y/n) told Schwoz, watching as the man put his jacket on.
"You were using the machine too, it's your fault too." He whined back, not wanting to face Charlotte's wrath alone.
"Yeah, but the difference between me and you is that I've got a superhero to protect me. What have you got?" (y/n) smirked, taking her seat beside Ray, fluttering her eyelashes at him so he'd stick to her argument.
"Yeah, Schwoz." The larger man said to the grumbling genius, who knew it would be impossible for Ray to say no to her. He could never say no to her and he'd protect her until his dying breath. They were always on each other's side, no matter what.
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Wednesday 8 November Mixtape 394 “Cosmic Structures EXCLUSIVE” Downtempo Multi-Genre Library Music Lounge Wednesdays & Sundays. Support the artists and labels. Don't forget to subscribe or tip so future shows can bloom. https://www.mixcloud.com/djsofabed/
Trevlad Sounds-Welcome in you wonderful listener 00:00
Sven Wunder-Pop-Jazz Structures 00:31
Piero Umiliani-Princess - Extended Alternate Version 03:38
Kutiman-Ripples 06:35
THE DANDELION SET & ALAN MOORE-Pristina Strawberry Girl 09:38
Golden Brown-Dusty 11:59
Blank Banshee-Data 15:01
Molero-Jaguar Capybaras 17:25
Slow Haste-Honey 22:41
gooch , gooch wills-pass of light 24:16
Space Ghost-Virtual Age 25:44
Hybrid Palms-Neon Gallery Meltdown 30:16
Surprise Chef-Iconoclasts 35:10
ATA Records-Siren's Sea 38:34
Gianni Marchetti-Milano- il clan dei calabresi - Seq. 14 42:05
Jonathan Fitoussi-Edream, Pt. 1 45:41
King Crimson-I Talk To The Wind 47:10
Synthetrix-Sequestered Sonata Above the Grass 53:06
Hello Meteor-The Evergreen Prefecture 59:18
Vermont-Ebbe 1:01:54
Amedeo Tommasi-Thomas 1:06:03
Air-La Femme d'Argent 1:09:24
PBS'73-Our Photosynthesis 1:16:06
The Sorcerers-The Viking of 5th Avenue 1:18:39
The Breathing Effect, Lionmilk-Cosmic Zoo 1:23:18
Buttering Trio-God Is Sitting 1:26:43
Glåsbird-Cocodrilo 1:30:27
JB Dunckel, Jonathan Fitoussi-Syntesia 1:34:49
Quiet Dawn-Give Us Some Time 1:38:23
Matthew Halsall & The Gondwana Orchestra-As I Walk (ft Josephine Oniyama) 1:40:35
Spectrin-Miral 1:43:55
Sol Monk-Be On Say feat. Nitai Hershkovits 1:46:08
Charlotte Dos Santos-Watching You 1:49:01
UKDD, Slug-Overboard 1:52:13
Kratos Himself-Revelation 1:54:34
Walter Wanderley-O Barquinho 1:57:32
Aaron Cherof-A Foe Pause 2:00:30
URBS-Mandarin Sparrow Song 2:04:16
Onepointwo-Island's Breeze 2:10:31
The Metamorph-TwiceOnce 2:13:38
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Henry Danger AU bc brain said soooo :DDDDD
Ray needed a coverup for his Man Cave, so what better than running a daycare center? With the help of Schwoz, and his part time help from Gooch, he opens "The Nest", a small daycare in Swellview. It soon becomes a handful with little 5 year olds Henry, Jasper, and Charlotte, 4 year old Piper, 3 year old Chapa, Miles, Mika, and Bose, and 7 year old Drex. Taking care of nine small children can be a hastle, and while Ray and his coworkers aren't looking, little Henry gets stung by a bee that Schwoz had been performing scientific rituals on, and Ray is shocked to find he ends up with hypermotility! When he's trying to figure out a way to help Hen, the Danger Force kiddies break one of Schwoz's inventions, the Omega Weapon, and they gain out of control powers that Ray must try to keep under wraps before everything is blown! Feel free to ask me anything about the au 😁😁😁 more about it soon!!
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Charlotte Gooch as Bombalurina, 2011
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News: Tomorrow Morning coming to UK cinemas 9th September
News: directed by @N1CKW1NSTON, Tomorrow Morning with @raminkarimloo + @SamanthaBarks coming to UK cinemas 9th September
Kaleidoscope Entertainment is delighted to share the news that the big screen adaptation of the International smash-hit musical Tomorrow Morning is coming to cinemas from 9th September, and will be available on DVD from 17th October.   From the Director of West End hit Fame, this stunning big screen adaptation features exclusive new music and lyrics from the show’s original composer Laurence Mark…
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Would we have gotten more or fewer Dad!Ray moments if Charlotte was never added to the team and it was just Gooch/Schwoz, Ray and Henry?
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Uncle Roscoe—I WATCHED THIS EP ALREADY!!!
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Singin’ in the Rain Review – Milton Keynes Theatre
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Last night, I went with my parents to see the current UK touring production of Singin’ in the Rain at the Milton Keynes Theatre in, you guessed it, Milton Keynes. The Milton Keynes Theatre is a lovely, open, welcoming venue, with excellent comfortable seating with good sightlines throughout the stalls, and a highly reconfigurable auditorium to allow it to welcome small, intimate plays as well as large, production number based musicals like Singin' in the Rain, and Les Miserables, which will run from 26th April to 21st May this year. As for the show itself, every aspect of it was fantastic (as perhaps shown by my 5 star review!), especially Simon Higlett's design and Tim Mitchell's lighting, which combined perfectly with Andrew Wright's energetic and graceful choreography to create a stunning Technicolor spectacle perfectly reminiscent of the same scene in the hit 1952 movie-musical. In performance terms, there was no weak link in the whole cast, but special mention must go to the four leads: Sam Lips as Don Lockwood, Charlotte Gooch as Kathy Selden, Ross McLaren as Cosmo Brown, and Steps' Faye Tozer as Lina Lamont. My parents were most impressed by Ross McLaren's Cosmo, but for me the standout was definitely Lips' Lockwood. He perfectly captured the charmingly charismatic quality that made Gene Kelly's performance an instant classic, and his dancing and singing had that effortless quality that made me foolishly think "Hey, I could do that" (Reader, I could, in fact, not do that!). This is not to say that any of the other leads were not as good, simply that Lips' performance so spoke to me that I feel he deserved special mention! If you a chance to get out there and see this show on the remainder of its tour, I can fully recommend that you do! A true 5-star theatrical experience!
Last night’s performance at Milton Keynes was the final show on that stop of the tour, but it continues on to Edinburgh Festival Theatre (26th-30th April), Newcastle Theatre Royal (3rd-7th May), Manchester Opera House (9th-14th May), Bristol Hippodrome (16th-21st May), Cardiff Wales Millennium Centre (23rd-28th May), Dublin’s Bord Gáis Energy Theatre (31st May – 4th June), Birmingham Hippodrome (6th – 11th June), Southampton Mayflower Theatre (14th-18th June), Liverpool Empire (20th-25th June), New Wimbledon Theatre (27th June-2nd July), Nottingham Concert Hall (5th-9th July), Bradford Alhambra Theatre (11th-16th July), Sheffield Lyceum Theatre (19th-23rd July), Aberdeen His Majesty’s Theatre (2nd-6th August), Glasgow King’s Theatre (8th-13th August) and Theatre Royal Plymouth (15th-20th August). Tickets are available for all venues at the following:
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Time for some Victeazer!
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Oh, wait... wait...
Tantomile has a suggestion to make.
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Yes, we stan Tantoteazer too, Rumpelteazer has two hands.
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(Anique Bosch as Victoria, Emily Goodenough as Rumplteazer, Charlotte Gooch as Tantomile; UK tour 2008)
... actually Demeter has a suggestion too (partial nudity below the cut).
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Tantomile appreciates the suggestion. Rumpelteazer is a little shocked!
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(Melanie Cripps as Demeter.)
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