over the past 2 days i did 3 companion missions + ran through this patch's main quest, all of which said "recommended party level: 76" or "recommended party level: 78"
me: (looking at my party who are all level 70) that's close enough, right?
and, with the power of a healer and a shielder which i never used in genshin but which has become irreplaceable in honkai star rail, it was indeed close enough
first time i ever underleveled in a video game + still won. this is incredible. i love this game
Prompt: Kafka has a busy schedule so you decide to bring Valentine's to your lover
Warnings: Mentions of fingering, Cunnilingus, Dom! Char x Sub! Reader
Admist the busy company, Kafka sat in her office, drowned in paperwork; however, despite that busy facade, she couldn't care less. Today was supposed to be a day she spent with her lover, instead, she's sitting in her boring office doing boring paperwork. Life isn't fair sometimes.
A sudden knock interrupted her focus and with an irritated voice, she said come in. Upon seeing you, a smile made its way onto her face. "Oh my, what are you doing here my love?" She got up to greet you, seeing you had a bag slung onto your shoulder.
"We're supposed to go on a date today," you pouted. Kafka sighed, of course she didn't plan for this to happen but as the CEO, she had responsibilities. "Don't worry though, I brought the date to you."
With a bright smile, you sat her down and started emptying the bag, placing chocolates, wine and even lunch on the table. Much to her surprise, they were all neatly packed and the aroma became delicious. "Hmm it smells so good~" You smiled at her reaction before handing her a bouquet of flowers.
"I almost forgot this hehe."
"Now these are beautiful. Thank you so much my dear." Kafka pulled you onto her lap and kissed you tenderly, pouring her love and appreciation into the kiss. You took a chocolate, and fed it to her before placing one in your mouth. It was a box of different shaped chocolates, each shape tasting slightly different.
"It's quite the busy day today. I didn't expect that I'd cancel our date, I'm sorry."
"Love its okay. I understand you have a job to do and I seriously don't mind."
"I think the gods of love smiled down upon me when I met you. You're literally the best woman I could ever ask for." Her words were sweet, almost like sugar, and her voice mixed with a hint of flirtiness.
Her hands gripped your hips as she pulled you into a another kiss. Desperation and lust were the only words that could describe that kiss. Her hot breath tickled your lips as her tongue fought with you, circling around it. Saliva connected the lips as you pulled away and she immediately went for the neck, attacking it with bites and bruises. "Hmm K-kafka~ someone could walk in," you managed to get out through your breathless state.
"So? Let them see who you belong too." Kafka couldn't care less about who saw; although it would make things even more hot if someone walked in. Her hand moved slowly down your body until they reached under your skirt and pulled your panties aside, letting air hit your exposed privates.
Her slender fingers circled your clit, eliciting a gasp from you as she gave it a little pinch. "My my, you're so wet from only our little make out session, are you this desperate for me, my dear?"
"Hngghh... p-please Kafka..."
"Hmm since you begged so nicely..." she stuck one finger into your early awaiting hole and started thrusting slowly, increasing her pace gradually as she added another finger.
Her free hand played with your breasts through your shirt and you felt like cumming just from her explicit touch. "You can take one more, right?" Her mocking and teasing tone added more fire to you and by the time she stuck another finger in, you were stretched open, moaning uncontrollably in her lap. God forbids anyone from walking in.
"I-I'm cumming! Ahh~" as she felt you tighten around her fingers, she pulled them out and placed them on her lips, smearing the juices before sucking them clean. You looked at her frustratedly and she chuckled before laying you down on the desk.
"I'm quite hungry dear, won't you let me eat you?" With a smirk, she buried her head before your thighs and went straight to eating you out. Your screams came out like a mad person but neither you nor Kafka could care less. Her tongue plunged in and out of your tightening hole, while her fingers worked on your clit.
The pleasure was overwhelming as she was very skilled when it came to sex and you loved every single second of it. Now you REALLY felt an orgasm approaching and it felt like a very hard one. You gripped her hair and screamed, "Kafka I'm cu-" without finishing your sentence, you came undone. Juices flowing out of you like a waterfall.
You laid there breathless as Kafka cleaned you up... with her tongue of course. When she was done, she pulled you back on her lap and smiled while brushing away some hair from your face. "You did well pretty baby. When I go home, I'm expecting the same in return, right?"
You gave her a thumbs up, unable to form words after the intense session you had. Kafka pulled out the lunch you made earlier and began feeding you as well as eating herself. "Hmm this is good my love. I can tell you've tried to recipe I've given you."
"Y-yeah...it was hard to grasp.." your voice was hoarse from all the screaming you did. She chuckled and kissed your forehead.
"Thank you for bringing this date to me. I love you. Happy valentines."
I am a 19yo writer who writes pretty much one every full moon.
as well I am currently partaking in classes so don’t be taken back when I take years to respond to asks~.! I usually write on my phone, and proof read on my lap top, then I go back to phone and add all the cool dividers…
//it may take a while for fics to be written.. my apologies if that is the case!//
Blurbs ; Open~!
Rants ; Allowed!
Requests ; Open, but it may take a while~!
I currently write for ~ ;
~ genshin impact + honkai star rail
~ helluva boss + hazbin hotel
~ Creepy pastas
~ jjk (hiatus)
~ BTD (plus the other games of such category)
~ anything I can do research on~!!
IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS ASK ANONYMOUSLY
~ I will NOT write for underage chars, unless platonic and strictly fluff + angst.
~ I will under basically no circumstances write for piss, scat, goldenhose, or anything of that nature.
~ I MUST be aware of the character lore / basic background before I make a fic.
~ I will write for any sort of fic (smut, fluff, angst… etc etc) and how ever long the patron asks~ (hc, book, etc etc)
~ although I myself am aromantic and ace sexual if a character is asexual or aromantic it will be changed depending on the plot of said character or the story~!
(It honestly depends!)
Soft!alastor x reader (cuddling on your anniversary)
Dead!valentino x reader (reader murders val. gore warning)
None. In the works..
wally darling!reader x Hazbin cast + the vees!
cybercore / from the future!Reader x vox + alastor (seperate)
(( coming soon ))
When their kids and wife! Reader ask them to play pretend with them! (Like Family or sm)
(Chars: Dan Heng, Jing Yuan, Luocha)
TY!
Cute! Let’s do it >:)
-Honkai star rail men when wife!reader and kids want them to play pretend with them-
Dan Heng: Dan Heng isn’t a great actor haha…but if his family wants him to play House with him, who is he to deny them.
He’s surprised that he doesn’t get the role of the dad. Nope. Instead he’s the dog.
He does his best, but a lot of times the game is paused so everyone can give a disappointed look at Dad for messing up the game by talking to ask a question about how the game is played instead of barking. (Sorry losing my mind at the thought of Dan Heng barking oh my gosh.)
Jing Yuan: Jing Yuan is a busy, busy man, but he’ll always make time for his family.
And he’s very happy to sit down with his family for a rousing game of house. (Imagine Yanqing joining you guys awww…) He gets to play the dad of course, (sends a pointed look at Dan Heng) and he takes his role very seriously.
He’s very fun to play house with because he Actually understands the rules, and he plays his role accordingly. All in all, house is fun with Jing Yuan.
Luocha: Luocha is also a busy man, what with his merchant business, but if you’re very insistent that your marriage hinges on whether or not he plays house with you, then he’ll settle down to play house with his kids.
He doesn’t understand his kids’ logic. He has to play the mom because ‘his hair is longer than real mom’s’ okay then…he supposes he can play the mom.
They’re annoyed at him because he doesn’t do a higher pitched voice when he’s the mom, haha, but he cannot be convinced to do a higher pitched voice, no matter how much you and the kids plead.
also doing the new MoC stage 7 with more than twenty turns left is hard rn and basically every guide is recommending using ruan mei (don’t have her), fu xuan (don’t have her), or bronya (don’t have her)
currently watching: I was watching the last episode of quiet on set just now, but it auto played this Lethally Blonde docuseries about a only fans model who was killed? I think? So now I’m watching that
three ships: I don’t ship, I just smoosh my ocs together with canon chars every once in a while and talk about pegging my favs myself because I’m smarter than all of you and I’m cutting out the middle man
favorite colors: black, purple, and certain shades of blue and green
currently consuming: Ghirardelli sea salt caramel chocolates from Easter
first ship: before I grew a brain and stopped shipping it was sasusaku probably
birthplace: Minneapolis
current location: I live in my own heart, Matt Damon
relationship status: Single
last movie: rewatched Mortal Engines because I missed my wife but I watched the phantom troupe hxh movie like directly before that I might as well have been watching at the same time
currently working on: Building some of my team in Honkai Star Rail between bouts of cleaning my room
Tagging: @pidoop @casataco @solanaceaess @thepoisonroom @malocclusions @zorotime @mars-aria @solis-flare (and anyone else who feels the urge to do this, knock yourself out 💕)
hi im yey, some random person in mid school dying inside 24/7 or not idek. i play project sekai, my fav char is An, second is Mizuki, i play honkai impact 3rd and my favorite char is elysia and 2nd is kiana. i abandoned honkai star rail and genshin cuz they suk in my opinion. feel free to kill me for that idc what you think :)
for not games, well im a hardcore vocaloid fan whos addicted to it to the point i dream about it. one time i had a dream where i sung junky nighttown orchestra wth Nene for some reason. it was fun but i could barely hear myself since u cant scream in dreams.
anyways more vocaloid. i stan flower so hard lol. bAcK iN tHe dAy where i started playing pjsk (my 1.5th introduction to vocaloid) somewhere in april 2023, well i was playing around and i went to villain -> then song vocal change thing and i saw "flower". listened to it and i was like "ew who is this person and who do you think they are to be in this game", i thought. after a long time i googled her and i was like "o". thank u pjsk for introducing me to vocaloid. lol.
im curious to know if you play honkai star rail /gen (since you've been simping for some of the boys from it) (i agree dr. ratio is fine as fuck)
I have played but not a lot… I’m still in belobog LMAO. I downloaded this damn game for him… but I’m like too dumb to play it idk. My chars keep dying. I log in every once in a while and then lose a fight and close the app
// Playing the Half Life 2 story via Gmod is a wild experience for all the wacky stuff one can put on it, like the Thel and tactical Lumine playermodels, Halo guns, or every human npc beign replaced by random Honkai / Genshin / Star Rail characters .
Tough it can led to not so funny moments like finding Thel's waifu, or smol chars that found a sad end //