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i-am-dulaman · 3 months
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Super late to the party but its hyperspecific poll time!
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hiddenvioletsgrow · 7 months
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Clytemnestra murdering Agamemnon but cell block tango is playing in the backround
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boldlygoingtohell · 2 months
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brutus singing the cell block tango: and he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times
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miss-galaxy-turtle · 3 months
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Roxie Hart, esp movie Roxie, is a girl kisser
Think about it
All the musical numbers on the movie are her imagination trying to cope w the situation, right?
SHE'S the one putting these gorgeous women in sexy outfits
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SHE'S the one who imagines a whole ass musical number about Queen Latifah being a sugar mama
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That is NOT heterosexual behavior!!!
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jovialoddity · 11 months
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He only had himself to blame 🔪
(Image description in alt Text. Reblogs are always appreciated!!!)
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faustlyaccused · 1 year
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He had it coming.
A line from Cellblock Tango inspired this piece. I loved Mapleshades Vengeance. I would have loved more Maple in general. She had so much potential.
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Okay so the “Fly.” “Featherfall.” “Shoebill.” moment was iconic af, but Liam dropping “Lipschitz” was the icing on the cake.
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a few glorious shitheads that deserved to have a vengeful musical number (accompanied by the decorative blood of those who wronged them)- cell block tango style!
Pop
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Six
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Squish
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Uh uh
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Cicero
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Lipschitz
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oliviatexts · 1 year
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cell block tango is so relatable because i too would kill a man for being annoying and then sing about it
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mycroftrh · 2 years
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My favorite thing about the Cellblock Tango is that the merry murderesses’ situations range from “not guilty” through “legit self-defense” past “heat of the moment” to “straight-up premeditated murder” but no matter what they accept everyone else’s situations as Valid. The premeditated-murderesses are like “yeah that super sucks that you’re in here for something you didn’t even do” and the people with valid legal defenses are fully down with “fuck his shit up, sister”
now THAT’S the true tolerant left 👊
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would the song cellblock tango from the musical Chicago be of the slaughter?
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I couldn't find a good pic forgive me
He had it comin', he had it comin', he only had himself to blaaaaame~ -Mod Alchemie ⚖️
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thevioletscout · 10 months
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(WARNING, the video contains a flickering overlay that may be unpleasant for someone with flash sensitivity)
So awhile back my zucchini @jackgiggles / @emotional-support-cultist showed me this post by @multi-level-shipper and @inkdemonapologist and it got me thinking about what a full version of a Bendy themed parody of Cell Block Tango would sound like. I happen to have some editing software, so I grabbed everything I needed, Jack made some amazing art of a vinyl disc, and now we have this!
I present, the Ink Blot Tango! (or how the studio unionized against Joey Drew)
I like to think of this as a murder mystery where someone- perhaps one of the other studio employees like Norman, Shawn, and/or Wally- is trying to figure out who murdered Joey, learning the suspect's motivations and they're all going "I didn't do it, but could you blame me if I did?" Plot twist, it was everyone except Henry. He fell asleep at his desk and not even Joey's blood curdling screams could wake him up.
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angsty-worm · 2 months
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So I haven’t seen Chicago but I was listening to Cell Block Tango and I just realized how funny Pop is like the other women were cheated on or abused and then Pop’s story is essentially “I was angry and he was there”
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jellymellydraws · 12 days
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Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-Uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!
He Had it Comin'! These were fun to draw. I cannot tell you what possessed me to draw them doing the Cell Block Tango. I will not try to figure out what possessed me to draw them this way.
This is art.
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Musical Theatre Song Contest: Round Five
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Submitter’s propaganda under the cut
Cell Block Tango
HE HAD IT COMING 🔪🔪🔪
Velma Kelly <333
One Day More
Those final notes where the whole cast is singing in unison get me every time I swear
Literally iconic. The most musical theatre song. Incorporates nearly every main character in the show with a solo, all at the same time. Lots of stage choreography and marching, which I can tell you is a huge pain to organize for some reason. Also, Les mis is a prominent story, not just with the song structure but with the themes. And there's a revolution and flag waving! Just well done.
It's unique in the way that the full cast sings completely different parts yet are all still unified in the way that it ties all of the different storylines together.
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benedictusantonius · 10 months
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poppers! 6”! squish! uh huh! sexero! lipschitz!
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