Girls transfem butters fic CW misgendering verbal abuse implied
Doing dumb things was just a part of growing up, kids are stupid and believe dumb things, however, most people don't constantly think about one thing that happen to them ten years ago and why should they, it's not like it was a big deal anyway it was just another one of Eric's dumb ideas that Butters somehow believed and why he believed it he will never know.
Yet he did and he can't stop thinking about it all these years later and butters still can't stop thinking about how good it felt to be Marjorine and how much he hated being butters, Majorine had all the things butters wanted friends that were not complete douchebags, no overbearing parents ready to punish her for looking at someone the wrong way. But butters know while a great improvement from his real life there was something more, something bigger than all those things, bigger than cartman's ass even. Majorine was a girl and butters much to his dismay was not.
Before Butters could continue with his existential crisis a familiar scream could be heard
"Butters come downstairs right this instant young man!".
"oh geez," butters quietly mutters to himself before responding with a "coming dad",
before going down the stairs. An all too familiar sight meeting his eyes, his dad Stephen stotch looked like he came straight out of some cheesy 1950s sitcom but unlike those sitcom dads who were loving and caring fathers Stephen was neither loving nor caring
"Butters, do you have anything to say for yourself?"
Confused as to what his dad was mad about this time butters replies anyway hoping that he says the right thing to not make his dad madder
"I'm so sorry I didn't mean to"
In actuality, Butters had no idea why his dad was so mad but he wasn't about to give him any more reasons to yell at him.
"don't give me that attitude young man, you know exactly what you did, why didn't you mow the grass today? I don't know what the hell has gotten into you lately but whatever it is it's not more important than your chores".
"I'm so sorry dad you're right I'll go do that" replied the nervous blonde.
"you better have it done before dinner"
"I will dad"
.the next two hours sucked butters was never good at physical activities and yard work was no exception but after two hours in the summer sun he was done at last standing at the back door about to go in his home
before he heard a voice he would recognize from anywhere his long-time best friend and neighbor Eric Cartman, despite his rude nature, butters genuinely loves his friendship with Eric where others just see a fat rude douchebag, butters knew Eric was so much more than that underneath all that Eric was a surprisedly kind person even if he very rarely chose to show that side of himself it also didn't help that he was so beautiful yes it was true he was the fattest boy at school but butters thought it just made him that much cuter.
"hey fag" said the oh so familiar brunette
"oh hey Eric what's up", replied butters
"im so fucking happy Kyle went to some stupid summer camp so he's not going to be here for a whole month". "
Oh that's a real bummer" replied the blonde
"yeah I know a real bummer he's not staying there all summer," said Eric.
"That's not what I meant and you know it Eric!" replied butters playful yelling
"relax I know what you meant you, dork". Eric replied
"So anyway, want to go do something cool".
Says the brunette
What kind of cool thing are we talking about". Replied the taller blonde
"I was thinking I drive us to McDonald's and you pay," said the fat boy.
Sounds fun just let me go ask my parents and, wait, why am I paying? Replied the blond,
"because I'm driving duh". Answered Eric with a look on his face as if what he said was the most obvious thing in the world.
And with an annoyed-sounding approval from his parents Butters had left with eric.
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