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lu-kario · 9 months

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the girls that get it,,,,,,,,,,,,,get it

#if you cant tell yes its supposed to be a joke LMAO #alas the autism makes me take all the jokes seriously #makokuu #shitpost

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ev-enhotterthanyou · 5 months

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no i havent been reading jack merridew/ralph fanfiction for most of the afternoon like someone demented why

#I WAS READING LORD OF THE FLIES AND I REALISED WHAT THE FUCK THEYRE SO GAY FOR NO REASON #lord of the flies #gcse english is killing me i cant take it seriously #not when i can so easily take screenshots and nobody can tell whether its an extract from the book or ao3 #not when 'jack and ralph smiled at each other with shy liking'#not when 'ralph and jack looked at each other while society paused about them. the shameful knowledge grew in them and they did not know #- how to begin confession. ralph spoke first crimson in the face. '#HOW AM I MEANT TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY #are you joking lads #shitpost #jack merridew #ralph lotf #jalph #okay so theres apparently a shipname for them. why am i not surprised

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damnsparce · 11 months

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You know what? Fuck you. *UnDixies your Chicks*

#shitpost #this was originally fonna bw a joke about how you can take the girl out of the country but you cant take thr country out of the girl but #turns out the dixie chicks did undixied. huh. good for them #the chicks #dixie chicks

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cathalbravecog · 1 year

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based on 90% vibes and 10% facts about the characters. i do not take constructive criticism. buck ruffler never read warrior cats but he'd act like a cat and bite others and invade warrior cat larps as a rogue

#i didnt know where to put erclaim but like #hes a bit less memey than erfit #and has his rhymes and is fancier i feel like he wouldnt care or know it #erfit on the other hand seems like internet memer to me he would fucking know.#dave is a memer in general i dont take constructive criticism he probably posts deep fried memes on twitter #pacesetter emo kid is true in my heart forever. everyone was reading this so he had to be cool #holly would know what it is bc someone spoke about it and shed prolly go like WHAT IS THIS FOUL LITERATURE YOU CALL THIS READING YOU CALL #THIS ENTERTAINMENT THIS IS NO REAL BOOK OF VALUE #BRIAN Is brian .#chip also emo kid i dont take constructive criticism. projecting on mary and liking the same general things and being a wildlife enjoyer #person just leads you to warrior cats ONE DAY. redd has the vibes. you cant tell me misty didnt larp. misty defo stanned bluestar at first #cathal knows it from internet use but doesnt really care. flint knows from graham and the internet also #everyone else just wouldnt care . like one main way ppl learn abt warriors is online and if theyd see them #in person theyd like. wouldnt care. not literature for me. what is this. glances away #anyways heres my joke list taken too seriously #HEHHEAHHAHA #ITS SUCHA S TUPID IDEA I HAD IT FOR DAYS I HAD TO #shitpost #tier list #managers #redd wasnt almost included OOPS but like he has the vibes i had to put him in #i wanted litigation team here too but i know jackshit about them :skull:#listen i fought diana once. ever. one clo fight. im nowhere near oclo and a lot of stuff i still dont know et bc i dont like spoiling mysel #I SWEAR IF I FORGOT SOMEONE ELSE IM SO SORRY

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new-haven-psych-ward · 10 months

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Kamen Rider Geats episode 44 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider geats ep 44 #i really am getting slower at these lol #'oh no - anyways' i tycoon's reaction to neon's kidnapping/targetting btw #included the bell cuz that was the hint that ace was doing weird god stuff for neon #trying to find a decent pic of fate stay night's archer's shitton of swords was much more difficult than anticipated btw #love buffa coming to tycoon's den with a metal pipe rage and unfounded confidence #like bro why did you think this fight was gonna go well?#that power creep has had your hands tied for the past five episodes my guy #thanks for the reminder of the intrinsic body horror of the revolve function though #'cant bash in my skull if i rearrange all my bones!' brilliant play zero notes #its important to have those before you spend eight hours on a 'joke'#anyways neon's back baybeeeee #love that for her #also the fact that she's got reality breaking powers and didnt have to sell her soul? A+#keiwa take notes lol #really wish the 'family bonding in the ER' in glittery sparkle gif but then id break my self imposed time limit for shitposts #honestly im okay w how her family arc was treated #...even if i spent the episode screaming for blood #idk what happened there #went full feral #blood for the blood god moments #i am now a neon's mom defender #she did the best she could #clearly loves her daughter and always loved her #the more you find out about her the more youre like 'ohhhhh thats why youre like this'#so like let her get therapy and im 1000% sure she'll be fine #her dad doesn't deserve the redemption arc but at least hes now gotta put in the work to be a good dad #instead of dying and pretending that's the same #anyways those previews huh

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sunshineandrainyflowers · 2 years

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watch me write an entire academic essay on which characters in The Locked Tomb series represent different biblical characters

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secretmellowblog · 10 months

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I hope tumblr doesn’t die because No other social media site is as good for long, thoughtful, nuanced analyses of media. Yeah tumblr is also full of dumb shallow hot takes and shitposts, but you can make dumb shallow hot takes and shitposts anywhere —-there are no other popular social media sites that let you easily format and share long essays on the media you enjoy, and then have conversations around those long essays.

Fandom on all the other big social websites just seems so utterly …shallow. And it’s not because people on other websites aren’t thoughtful or don’t have deep things to say, but because these sites’ formats do not allow for any kind of long nuanced conversations.

Tiktok? Things have to be crammed into a super short video with an attention grabbing headline, and you can’t hyperlink sources. Instagram? Everything has to be in an image format with strict limits on length, and nothing will be shown to your followers anyway because of how Instagram’s algorithm works, and also no hyperlinks. Twitter? Strict character limits, and if you split it into threads it means someone can retweet a part of your essay completely out of context, and also very little freedom with formatting.

It frustrates me so much. If I go into the Tumblr Les Mis fandom I’ll find really compelling long essays on the original novel (including essays being written for the ongoing book club) on the story’s historical context, or the parallels between different characters and their narrative foils, or the way the politics were defanged for certain adaptations, or the way Victor Hugo’s personal life and failings affected the novel. But on tiktok I’ll get the same five shallow stale jokes from 2013 over and over, or maybe the same “DID U KNO THAT IN THE MUSICAL JAVERT AND VALJEAN SING THE SAME LEITMOTIF” style of basic Intro To Les Mis 101 For Babies media analysis (which is what Tiktok considers deep media analysis), or stale “LOL JAVERT ACTS GAY” style jokes as if we’re living in the early 2000s and calling a character gay is still a funny punchline. And it’s impossible to have any kind of deeper thoughtful discussions than “DID U KNOW <x Kool Fact>” or “lol <shallow observational joke>” on tiktok because the platform just isn’t built for building niche communities around in depth conversations. it’s built to churn out bland generic content for as wide an audience as possible, which means pointing out a small detail like an Easter egg and calling it “cool” is deep media analysis, because you cant have longer more in depth conversations without alienating people. And I hate it. Bc like, it’s not because there aren’t smart clever thoughtful people on Tiktok— there are—it’s because Tiktok isn’t built for these conversations, and anyone who wants to have them has to really fight against the things the website encourages or prioritizes!

Or like, if I go into the LOTR fandom on Tumblr, I’ll find tons of extremely long analysis and fanfic, and analysis of queer readings of the story. On Instagram people will still shriek in terror if you suggest the characters are gay, and most of the popular lotr posts are stale memes recycled from like 2007. There’s really no room for thoughtful media analysis, and even if you did create it, instagram’s algorithm would make sure no one saw your post anyway.

And everyone’s going to say “the algorithm shows you what you’ve seen before so maybe it’s your fault ~” or whatever but i do look for things I want! I do! “The algorithm” doesn’t know me or what I want or value or care about beyond this meaningless surface level.

The only thing that was worthwhile about these sites was the great visual art people were creating, but now the websites are overwhelmed with meaningless soulless machine-generated AI glurge, and it sucks. It just really, really sucks.

I’m honestly confused about why people don’t use tumblr….There’s no character limits! You have freedom with post formatting, and can insert images throughout textposts to illustrate specific points you’re making beneath the paragraphs where they’re necessary! You can add hyperlinks, linking to your sources! People can reblog your entire essay and share it, and then add on with commentary that then becomes part of a larger conversation! People can find your stuff through the tagging system! Reblogging means posts stay in circulation for years instead of being dead 30 minutes after they’re uploaded! If you want to have genuinely interesting text conversations about a piece of media, there really isn’t a better social media website for it anywhere.

To be clear, I’m definitely not saying Tumblr media analysis is *always* clever and thoughtful or etc etc. there are shitposts and nonsense here too (plenty of which I’ve created lol.) I’m saying that Tumblr gives people the tools for in-depth insightful analysis to happen. Whether people choose to do it or not is their own decision XD. But the reason lengthy in-depth conversations and book clubs are even possible here is because Tumblr is built for allowing these conversations to happen, in a way other sites simply aren’t.

It’d really suck if it died, because it’d be a huge blow to…being able to easily find long insightful in-depth media analysis written by fans. I currently don’t think there’s anything that could replace it.

#tumblr #I’m currently working an overlong essay post #comparing the locations Hugo references in Les Mis #with the photographs taken by Charles Marville in the 1860s of those very places #and just thinking “wow this would be hard on other sites

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campyvillain · 2 years

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cant believe i have to say this but it just does not sit right with me. if you’re posting or reblogging ‘funny’ screenshots from that one gangstalking subreddit uh. maybe don’t do that???

i wouldn’t be making this post if it was ‘trendy’ to point and laugh at just any other subreddit right now. the reason you shouldn’t be reposting things from this subreddit specifically is because it is full of people who are suffering from a legitimate mental crisis. the term ‘gangstalking’ literally means to be afraid that everyone around you is spying on you or trying to gain information about you with malicious intent. these are people who are experiencing severe delusions and paranoia stemming from a fear of being watched and having a lot of eyes on them. i should not have to explain why posting screencaps of these people’s interactions with each other - with their usernames attached - under the guise of it being ‘funny crazy people doing funny crazy things’ is questionable at best and flat out morally bankrupt at worst.

even if you do find their interactions to be ‘too ridiculous to not be unironic’ or ‘clearly just someone making a joke post’ - it goes without saying that experiencing delusions and paranoia WILL lead you to believe things you normally wouldn’t under more stable conditions, and this goes doubly for those in gangstalking circles. people who are experiencing gangstalking tend to take a lot of ‘innocuous’ things and interpret them as signs that someone is stalking them with the intention of harming them, so a post that might seem like ‘a guy doing a funny bit’ could very well be the OP earnestly seeking help from others in the community.

the gangstalking subreddit, from what i’ve gathered, mostly serves as a support group for people experiencing gangstalking where they can discuss their ordeals with others going through a similar situation. a lot of it is composed of people who just want to help each other. it should not be treated as a ‘shitpost subreddit’. do not go into this subreddit with the intention of getting a funny reaction out of these people. don’t repost stuff from here, even if it seems ‘funny’ or ‘ironic.’ don’t interact with them, don’t repost from them.

it isn’t hard to just leave them alone.

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dsaf-confessions · 3 months

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yeah, im sorry this is so long. its not meant against you, mod, respect ya for all that you have to put up with here... yeah.

i think a lot of the people coming on here to complain about other peoples opinions need to take a deep breath. you don't have to agree with them. but bashing people in the tags, anonymously sending in that someone's opinion on a fucking rpg maker game that, at its core, is a massive shitpost.

suicide jokes, especially when you dont know the person saying it at all, are not funny. if it isnt a joke and youre really about to kill yourself over a fun little tumblr blog, get help. seriously. i hope you get better and feel okay one day.

somebody who probably lives 12 to 24 hours away from you, by plane, saying they self-ship or ship an oc with a character you find irredeemable is not the end of the fucking world. sure, you may see it as weird, but at the end of the day a surprising amount of this fandom is around about 13, and thats what 13 year olds do. no shade to yall. those of you that i know are great.

i myself am a minor, i only got into the games, and months later, the fandom around my 15th birthday. its easier than some of you want to admit to stay away from the parts of the fandom that arent child appropriate. i dont mean the drugs. drugs arent anyone-appropriate. theyre fucking illegal. shoving an eggplant up someones urethra is also totally outlandish and sounds like it was written by a 5th grader

lets all respect each other for a bit. nobody fucking deserved to get the colossal amounts of anon hate that ive seen soley because of a harmless opinion.

to the adults here who churn out high-quality comics and fics and ask blogs, that i so joyously read, hell yeah! keep doing that, do what you want with it.

to the children, and by that i mean minors okay we are in fact legally considered children, you keep it up too. keep up your ask blogs and fics and fanart and shit that is sometimes so high-quality i assume youre fucking 30 until i check your bio.

yall, collectively, need to learn that at the end of the day people are gonna do what they want with these characters. it doesnt matter if someone draws henry miller in fucking cat ears because hes a fictional guy. have you seen what they do to steve raglan out there, man? its a fucking warzone but instead of explosives everyones firing out furry edits! it doesnt matter if someone ships something you dont like. im not a proshipper, theres lines i personally refuse to cross, but can i do anything about the people who do? no. ive come to terms with that.

ship your weird rarepair who never met in canon. draw your genderswap fanart. make your au askblog. write that fic you think wont be good enough. someone, somewhere, probably loves what youre creating.

the anons here saying shit like "oh im gonna kms over this" and "thats a fucking weird character to like", yall are the same. im sure you arent all vanilla ice-cream on a summers day level basic. youve got your unusual headcanons too.

we really have to let the minors in this fandom be. they arent going anywhere, myself included, because they dont want to. you cant force people out. so be fucking nice instead of making someone feel ashamed because they make jake a she/they or whatever.

holy fuckin shit that is. long. i am so sorry mod. if its too long you dont have to post it lmao

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#SPEAK UR TRUTH #dsaf confessions #dsaf #dayshift at freddy's

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biblicallyaccurateangeloncrack · 7 months

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Genshin and hsr characters as pinned messages (out of context) from discord servers with my friends: a shitpost

(uhhh cw some nsfw jokes and cuss words)

wriothesley: "i do not want an alpha transformation happening rn "

march to danheng: "my coquette lungs are better than your emo lungs"

hu tao: *ghostly voice* "oooooogly boogly why'd you skadoodly me?"

xiao, learning how to spell: "i lvove elmo music"

childe: "he is in my feet"

klee: "yeah my grandma's actually kim kardashian"

bronya to cocolia when she got sick as a kid: "Mother please carry me outside before to see the sky one last time before the consumption takes hold of my body and soul"

hu tao: " "weenis", said eerily"

bennett: "THE SANDWHICH TOOK ME OUT"

blade: "that link is longer than my plans for the future"

serval: "i pledge allegiance to the american bra"

itto: "i am in heat growls the summer has come and i am in heat growls"

zhongli: "*old man voice* when i was your age i fought kids"

stelle/caelus: "when i was my age i eated drywall"

fu xuan: "JING YUAN ILL SNIPPERS YOU UP IF YOU DONT STOP WITH THIS GOOBEROUS SHIT"

diluc, about venti: "i like to prentend he was a fever dream i came with at 4am"

fréminet, trying to speak french: "they said Lyney tu dumbass"

sampo: "I think Luka would beat up Luka while Luka watches. and then Luka would join in and beat the living daylight out of Luka"

silver wolf, about blade: "ppl with lactose intolerance boutta have their 2nd period ongomg"

kayea and rosaria: "we're a match made in the deep dark depths of the abyssal caves in fuck knows where"

jingliu: "am i.........one of those queers........."

yanquing: "shout-out to my home dawg Charles aka history teacher for dropping this wisdom on me"

shinobu: "itto if you say anything penis related you are banned"

ayaka as a kid: ""please take me to the garden so that way i can see the shining sun for the last time before my frail body decomposes with the disease known as ligma""

lyney: "imagine Neuvillette seeing a bunch of orphans blow up infront of him"

yoimiya: "are you really friends if you dont have matching vagina bracelets ??"

wriothesley: "My name is actually marlinus maximilianus Merlin guys"

caelus/stelle: " *bites your toes playfully* "

Pompom: "i eat gender for dinner"

xiao: "is life without endless pain and suffering only for it all to end leaving nothing but emptiness and all your suffering being just for the entertainment of the entity that we call god. an entity who is the real reason as to why we humans end up hurting others, for pain and suffereing is nothing but an endless spiral no matter how hard you try."

kafka, messing with blade: "do you like the gay foot"

yanfei: "YOU CANT LET IT GO LET IT GO YOUR WAY OUT OF A RESTRAINING ORDER"

kokomi: "DEMENTED DOLPHIN"

Furina: "they oui oui'd me"

shenhe: "the cld never bothered me anywa......."

kiara: "agressive meow"

ganyu: "are you a tree cause i wanna eat you"

dainsleif: "while youre kissing you bf or whatever ill be watching in the walls"

venti: "I FART ON PLANES"

scaramouche: "childe I will shave you bald"

itto: "perry plaptypussy"

seele, in response to hook's drawing: "10/10 Einstein could never"

razor, to bennett: "I WILL LICK YOU TO SLEEP"

sucrose, about to collect more bones: "*deranged loud breathing*"

kequing, to half of liyue: "SHUT UP COLOR WHEEL"

cyno: "genderfluid people's favorite song is liquid smooth"

kequing: "the feminine urge to beat up your coworkers with a stick"

dehya: "i piss on biphobes" kaveh: "but what if they have a piss kink..."

albedo: "he looks like a failed science project"

baizhu: "blowjob? nah, blownose"

silver wolf: "story time, honkai star rail made me leave my brother at a gas station and i do not regret SHIT"

blade: "if i end this year without killing myself its a miracle"

columbina: "btw dead bodies take less space if you bury them like theyre standing up"

zhongli: " *cracks back and walks away leaving a trail of dust behind"

@muachiro @geetkk @veimwah @etherific @zohakutenstan

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coolguycy · 2 years

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For the love of God, enough with the MORBIUS.

Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the movie sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s morbin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE POWER RANGERS HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES. MORBIUS SUCKS THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT MONEY ON IT. You know…. I never would have seen the movie without all of these “memes”(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck your “MORBIUS” your “mighty morbin more morbs morbidly MORBIUS BULLSHIT” NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “Morb morb morb morb” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “morbin” even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could get “morb” bitches on your dick??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame.

This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “gETtiNg MoRBed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “morb” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with m-o-r-b is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON SOCIAL MEDIA FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get morbed, this guy got morbed, what morb does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH

what no morbussy does to a man

#this is a joke from my friend <3

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paintedelm · 1 year

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Haiiii rain world fandom :3

I redid Visions of Storms (renamed from Visions of Sightless Storms, it didn't quite grove right with me) and The Confidant's (Renamed from The Interloper to better suit their story) ref sheets, plus added some info on them!

(And also another iterator oc!)

And here is new little guy (gender-neutral)

I absolutely adore it's design

Anyways, heres a little bit of info on all three of them!

JUST KIDDING IM INFODUMPING ON THEM ALL YOU CANT STOP ME /nf

Visions of Storms and Bowing to Gravity worked together on the Great problem many cycles ago, back when Visions of Storms still had a stable connection to other iterators in the area and when Bowing to Gravity was still undamaged, as they shared a hypothesis that the triple affirmative could be found through the fauna surrounding their superstructures, and became quite close to eachother.

But, as countless cycles past, things changed, got damaged or broken. Visions of Storms' connection got spotty, only accessible during the periods between rain, dwindling down to moments during cycles where messages could be sent or received. Bowing to Gravity would attempt to reach out when it could, but the two would both work on their own accords, reviewing eachother's work when the occasional message arrived every couple cycles.

Bowing to Gravity wasn't perfectly fine either, surrounding lizard populations infesting it's cities and the superstructure itself. It didn't see this as a problem, of course, instead finding it to be helpful in it's work. Until a couple lizards found their way into it's chamber, taking it by surprise, and for lack of better words, treating them like a pitbull named cupcake to a toddler (im joking i love pitbulls this is just how I can think of to describe it)

(Like this image)⬇️

Now with a damaged puppet, Bowing to Gravity had a long period of time without messages from Visions of Storms, many cycles longer than usual, and grew concerned. Thus, it created a purposed organism to deliver messages, one that could slip past lizards without problem and carry pearls between the two iterators. That cycle, The Confidant was created.

And it worked. The two finally regained contact.

...and that's all that I have right now. It's 12 am and I'm pretty tired, my brain is giving up on me. But here, have a shitpost of these guys that I drew earlier today

based on this image

I'm going to bed now, I have to get up early because I have to take the pre-sat tomorrow hhhhhh

#my brain is so fried i can only think of them #oh yeah btw storms and gravity kiss sloppy because i felt like it #they would hold hands #but yknow #rain world oc #rain world #rain world downpour #rainworld art #rainworld oc #rain world iterator #iterator #iterator oc #slugcat #slugcat oc #i hope yall think im cool bc im this close to bursting into tears and dissolving out of pure nervousness /hj #also im really hoping i didnt accidentally use the wrong pronouns in my infodump

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drbtinglecannon · 2 years

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Not to be a murder apologist on main, but Klint van Zieks did nothing wrong.

He had his dog maul corrupt British nobles that were doing unthinkable crimes against the working classes and using their massive wealths to avoid consequences -- like he was essentially doing community service by killing them. If I were him I would've done it too, eat the rich y'all!

#dgs2 spoilers #dgs shitpost #spoilers #klint van zieks #tgaa spoilers #tgaa #dgs #this is a joke dont take it seriously #someone said 'eat the rich' and klint van zieks was like 'great idea!' and had his dog literally do that #i do feel for klint tho. despite all the audience ever learns of him is through the mouths of his brother and strongheart (his blackmailer)#he was fairly sympathetic. like i legit look at his crimes and think 'idk dude you hardly make an impression in the world of aa villains #your motives were too pure and your death was too sad'. my biggest gripe with him (aside from being the dumb bitch that caused all #the problems) was he didnt tell barok himself. he left his brother he raised himself behind with no protection or escape like his wife got #he didnt ever tell barok his wife was pregnant like come on dude. youre killing nobles but you cant be like 'hey bro im gonna be a dad :)'#cant even imagine what it must feel like seeing the friend who helped save you & your wife get framed for your murder (even tho he..was the #killer but) and your blackmailer manipulated your bro into trying said friend. then blackmailer lived at the top of the chain for a decade #& your bro was manipulated further into becoming some faceless murder entity & isolated from society the entire time. & your wife died &#your kid will never know who you are outside of your crimes if she ever at all. like damn klint ya messed up but thats a rough deal #ace attorney #tc posts

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autisticstarseed · 4 years

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okay frankly if you dont have enough big boy activist in you to just grow up and stop calling bigots ugly bc of how it enforces toxic beauty culture standards that hurt many minorities, at the very least you should recognize how trivializing you’re being and that you’re a shitty ally for that. like. oh cool, glad to know you’re incapable of talking about serious issues in genuine tones and that your priorities involve caring more about having your funny little quip get a bunch of notes rather than just. growing up and talking about bigotry at face value. god sometimes that shit is just so belittling and telling of how you actually view these issues ffs not everythings a fucking joke you cant just pretend to take this shit seriously when all you want is the clout opportunities that you get from being rude to uncharming people online. idk like hot take somehow but you should be willing to call out oppression Without an undertone of unnecessary judgement and mean just for the sake of being mean every now and then bc unfiltered bitterness and spite isnt rly the same as the sympathetic anger and passion that goes into activism. it requires some basic effort on your part to be useful in a fight like that. tbh lol it just rly feels like most of you morally superior self proclaimed activists tm are actually just. kinda doing literally w/e the fuck you want and hoping it all works out for people. making yourself comfy and well liked instead of o idk taking some , Action , perhaps,

#bc activism isnt a hobby its a lifestyle its a philosophy rooted in sympathy/protection it needs to guide everything you do in life lol #like i........................... 'active' ist #it .......... requires........................................ action #ik nobody wants to hear this but while making jokes feels good and helps balance ur mental health its not action #weird that this has to be said but.............. sometimes u have to take things seriously to help others #laughter is great but if its all you're doing for a cause thats less than worthless #and tbh this ones even harder to hear but being a minority does NOT make you inherently more understanding of other minorities.#you cant let yourself believe that. that breeds ignorance. you still have to listen to every minority group you arent a part of 100%.#you will pick up on it faster if you use sympathy and let your own experiences help you understand but you still.#have to be completely willing to listen and most likely change some things about yourself to be better.#suffering doesnt make you a good person its literally what you do with that and doing nothing doesnt count as smth good #trying to be good for others should feel hard at times it might eventually feel like second nature but for the most part #you should be feeling like its a bit of a personal job for you #/you have to take some sort of action to be an activist/#/its not just repeating opinions or even just learning its unworking ignorance and implimenting these philosophies in DAILY LIFE/#so yeah mocking a bigot for having a big nose or crooked teeth or smth tells me you're not an activist ur a clown who wants an audience #ur a bitch whos trying to use w/e the socially accepted level of kindness is to get farther with your effortless shitposts #ffs just talk abt bad shit like it Matters and stop joking abt harmless shit bc it DOESNT #neg// / ///#ok to rb #body image// //#original

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midoriyasbones · 6 years

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me: -makes a silly joke over a poster-

everyone who feels personally oppressed for their ships: LOL YOU DUMB KLANCER CANT WAIT TILL YOU SUCK IT!!! KLANCE WILL NEVER BE CANON YOU DUMB CUCK YOULL BE SO ANGRY AND STUPID

y’all are so pressed that if you shat from your ass instead of spewing from your mouth you’d be popping out diamonds from how fucking tight your cheeks must be. i don’t CARE what ships become canon, i don’t NEED/NECESSARILY WANT klance to be canon, i just want to make a dumb fucking shitpost without people feeling the need to Remind Me That Klance Will Never Be Canon and that The Sin of Shipping Klance Can Never Be Forgiven uwu y’all need to actually take a step back and practice that whole ‘dont like dont read/keep your mouth shut and move along’ thing you guys preach so much. christ.

#i snapped i literally dont care #IT WAS A SHITPOST #if i get an anon trying to explain to me #ANYTHING #is2g ill commit breathn’t #I GET IT #ANTIS RUINED KLANCE!!11!1!1 #shut your hell mouth #just BLACKLIST KLANCE #TAKE YOUR DAMN ADVICE AND LET ME MAKE A JOKE #IT WAS A JOOOOKE #I WASNT SAYING OMG KLANCE IS CANON!!!#in that post i was literally like #’U CANT SEE THEIR HANDS CANT TELL ME THEY AINT HOLDING HANDS BITCH’#you guys literally need to calm the HELL DOWN #jules vents #jules salts

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capwilsons · 6 years

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I just saw a post that said all of Seb’s characters have big dick energy and I just... where???? Show me the receipts??? Hell, try to name one of his characters that has BDE and I’ll fucking be impressed

#like yall realize that small dick energy isnt an insult right #and seb not only does not have bde #but he doesnt have a BD either if you feel me #and again... thats not a bad thing??!#anyways seb has small to average dick energy and u can fight me #seb stan #hes hot as fuck too #big dicks arent great!!#edit: since yall cant take a joke and are embarrassing yourselves on this post #im forced to keep the OP up #despite the fact that it was a shitpost inwas gonna delete in five minutes #so now im being a petty hoe and keeping my joke post up #suck mine and sebs small dick energy

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