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THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING GILMORE GIRLS: S3/EP4/ONE’S GOT CLASS THE OTHER ONE DYES (PART 3)
This post is going to be a bit of a quicky.
Scene: Lane's bathroom, where Rory is assisting Lane in dying her hair the color of Dean Forrester's balls. Purple. The dude's been waiting over 2 years to get past second base. Come on Rory. Throw him a handy. (Speaking of...the lack of Dean in this episode so far is making me fearful for when he may suddenly appear).
Rory expresses her concern that using bleach in an unventilated bathroom might kill them both, but Lane is, like leave those windows locked! i want my mother to smell bleach when she arrives home! Because when she smells bleach she'll definitely think "Lane must be dying her hair" and not "someone is covering up a crime scene"
My belief is that deep down, every Gilmore Girls character is a potential serial killer, and they all have one specific event that will set their killing sprees into motion. Dave Ryglaski suddenly getting sucked into the Male Gilmore Girls Character California Wormhole may just be Lane's.
This episode's got the words "hell" AND "condoms" in it plus not one but TWO rapidfire pop culure references from the 1990's, and not 1973? We're getting bold and spicy in Season 3! Ole!
The procedure goes horribly wrong and causes Lane tremendous scalp pain, so back to the beauty supply store they shall go in a few moments, where Shane has returned after servicing Jess on her smoke break. I really love the word "servicing" as a stand in for "blowjob", quite honestly.
Per Wikipedia: Vin Diesel's birth name is Mark Sinclair. Sinclair began going by his stage name "Vin Diesel" while working as a bouncer at the New York nightclub Tunnel, wanting a tougher sounding name for his occupation. Vin comes from his mother's married last name Vincent, while the surname Diesel came from his friends due to his tendency to be energetic.
Why does that jacket make such a difference on Luke? When he takes that jacket off he looks super dorky, but jacket on, he looks pretty dang hot. More layers for Luke, fewer layers for Jess.
One of the moots told me this event is supposed to be taking place at 4pm for an after school club, which is supposed to explain why L&L are talking to a classroom of teenagers while the main Teens of The Hollow are carousing about town, bleaching their scalps and getting serviced in closets.
In my regular Post-Post discussion with @frazzledsoul, we discussed how Luke, I mean, Butch here, graduated in 1984, the year Jess was born. At the same time Liz always refers to him as "big brother", so she would have been younger than 17 when she gave birth to Jess? Even though the writers retconned some of the other Liz Lore established in 2x5 (like that she was married) I think it's generally accepted that she was around 18 when she gave birth and not quite as young as Lorelai was when she had Rory. This is what 80% of the fanfics about Jess’ early life that I used to read had seemed to share a consensus on anyway.
So we discussed the possiblity that Liz and Luke may be very close in age, even less than a year apart so they ended up in the same grade, which is plausible, or less likely, they're twins, but I'm not sold on that. Lastly, it's possible she just calls him "big brother" merely because she's annoying and the drugs have fried her brain and she doesn't even know what day of the week it is no less how old her own brother is.
That's the best part about Gilmore Girls.
The bleach appears to have seeped into Lane's braincase and she's delirious. She's not making any sense. I'm afraid there is no saving her now.
I mean, this has always been Rory's typical expression whenever another person reminds her that she's supposed to be so freaking in love with Dean, but she's aware she's actually dating a pile of camel droppings while everyone else has their heads so far up their asses that they don't see it, but now she's got the JessSweats on top of it. She's in a real pickle.
What is the "feeling" of dating Dean Forrester exactly? Is it that feeling Rory has been experiencing for the last 2 years, the feeling that there's vomit stuck in the back of her throat that is always so close to spewing out but it never does? Is that what you want Lane?
This is one of the clearest views of the Quarter on a String I've seen thus far, and now that I can see it so clearly, it actually looks more like a dented bottle cap and not a quarter.
All this time I've been giving Dean Forrester credit for spending 25 cents on this thing when he actually paid nothing because he stole it from Lorelai's business competitor, the homeless man who scours The Hollow for scrap metal and change with a metal detector.
I was thinking an after school business club at Stars Hollow High School where you had to listen to Lorelai Gilmore speak would be pretty sucky, but then I remembered the alternative is being not at school in Stars Hollow instead and that's worse.
Lorelai Gilmore everyone, the Prominent Local Luminary.
Beautiful handwriting on the chalkboard, did Jess write that too?
Oh how I love 35 year old high school Extras.
"You all know Luke Danes from his fabulous diner."
Yeah, it's where these "high school students" hold their AARP meetings.
Luke Danes seeing a room full of high school students: I've never seen any of you people in my god damn ife but if you want a job waiting tables at a place where nobody tips and I flout child labor laws and pay you in lettuce scraps then come on down and fill out an application. Also, my nephew could use some friends.
Lorelai Gilmore, seeing a room full of high school students: Which one of you handsome boys want to become my daughter's stepdad?
Yes, I have a question for Ms. Gilmore. After Crusty got you pregnant the first time, why do you still keep letting him stick his CrustyWiener inside of you again and again? Take your time I'll wait.
By the way, did you know that David Sutcliffe recently said women shouldn't have the right to vote? Just putting that little nugget out there.
What was surely going to be a motivational speech for the ages by Some Lady Who Barely Works At Some Inn is totally derailed when the 50 year old students keep asking Lorelai how babies are made. Despite her best efforts to change the subject, she fails miserably but for some reason KarenDebbie is put out by Lorelai's handling of the affair. I'm not sure what Lorelai was supposed to do exactly.
#gilmore girls#denise rewatches gilmore girls#gilmore girls season 3#OGCTOOD#rory gilmore#lane kim#lorelai gilmore#luke danes#butch danes#JessSweats
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rewatching gilmore girls again and i've decided lorelai is a big fat lesbian
#listen my knee jerk reaction headcanon was bi lorelai#but upon rewatching.... and most specifically rewatching with the butch luke danes googles on......#man lorelai straight up doesnt like men#she doesnt!#she dynamites every relationship she has with a man. the sooner the better#shes incapable of committing herself to a man#and thats why her endgame love interestis luke - mr dyke herself#anyways. luke and lorelai are butch4femme y de este barco no me baja nadie#mine#lorelai gilmore#gilmore gays#gilmore girls
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so…youre…youre telling me…WE COULD HAVE HAD. BUTCH LUKE???? and the TENSION FROM S1 WASNT EVER CHANGED?? IT WAS ALWAYS THERE EVEN WHEN LUKE WAS DAISY??? i think i need to lie down
#butch#butch luke danes supremacy#WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN#now i wanna know who would have played luke.#I NEED TO KNOW#gilmore girls
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Join FFXIV we got:
Fuckable Monster Gods, Yandere General, SUCH DEVASTATION, Malevolent Breadloaf, Hate Fuck Philosophy between Church's Money Illiterate Doomslayer and the Heretical Dragon fuckers, Bestest Boy, Butch Scholar with an axe, France with hot single elves, Lesbian Gunslingers, Manwhore of Astrology, his love rival and the asexual woman who has no clue, Inner Feral State, his legal partner and their adopted daughter, Murder Bimbo, his angry red head and their sadistic feral viceroy with her himbo henchman, Hopeless Romantic who gets bullied, his very heterosexual tribe of male only warriors, the apeshit warlock stealing his women while being transpiritual and a shepherd wife, frat boy emperor, Iroh Samurai and the sickest ninja woman ever, Your Own Personal Catboy, his eligible straightforward daughter who is also captain the guard, THE HIMBO FAMILY complete with bomb throwing cat girl, adoptive mechanical nonbinary child, and psychotic hard line temper mother, entire village of rabbit woman, the most love struck catboy outside the Crystarium and his religious group, an entire kingdom of nonbinary fae folk and their they/them King, the Ghosts of Christmas Past as well the Ghost of Christmas Present with his talking dog, THE TRUEST BESTEST BOY and his robot companion, the Dragon Father and his brood of angsty teenagers, Genocidal Tsundere Emperor, his grandson no-nonsense Emperor and the pretty boy handsome girl of ancient times, the hero worshiping companion of eld who doesn't remember you BUT YOU CAN FIX HIM!, a entire continent of nerds ripe for the punching, an entire continent of geeks ripe for picking on you and your companions including their leader SCIENCE WIFE, SUCH DEVASTATON's extended family who will remain perfect if you don't touch that fucking side quest, an entire moon of bunny people not to be confused with the village of rabbit women but while we're talking about rabbit people have this stoic and handy rabbit man and his VERY ENTHUSIASTIC TRANS LION FRIEND! Did we mention you get a punchy very enthusiastic woman clad in red? Drop by Ala Mhigo she is always happy to help you punch things! Also while you're there meet the main soldier you're deprogramming from the Garlean Cult he likes giving buuz to people and has this...Great Dane vibe, I don't know how else to describe it. Got a moment? Meet your adoptive family, a knife daughter and her hammer girlfriend, a sword daughter and her scholarly brother, an entire orphanage out of both Ul'dah AND Idyllshire, and a berb daughter who almost ended the entire universe because she COUDLNT STOP FEELING!!!!!!!!!! Also meet more monsters for you to fuck Flayed Demon, MUSCLE GODDESS, Cowabunga, grumpy fire man, and Knight in Shining Identity Theft, and their friend nonbinary lass who can kill AND EAT! There is, of course, also...adoptive fathers in partnership with you and knife daughter, wine aunt of a thousand Fire IVs, a cantankerous short lad, scholar woman who is getting into art, Tataru the Most Powerful and Important Character in the game and therefore the only one I shall refer to by name here, THE HORNIEST WOMAN IN ALL OF FICTION, two Roegadyn brothers, a fabulous elezen healer and her exasperated sister, the adoptive mother and legendary dancer AND bartender, an equally exasperated woman who just convinced her patriarch to retire from adventuring, a short Sultana, an oblivious Seedseer, and the greatest admiral to grace this franchise, General Father and his son from the Shire, the inventor with a heart of gold, his companions, their stern manager, and the gremlin man who is here to make the inventor eat his shirt while laughing. AND THATS JUST THE PEOPLE IN THE MAIN STORYLINE.
So join FFXIV today.
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was thinkin about lucas luke butch danes in high school…. canon loser skaterboy
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Jess and Rory really are the Nerd versions of Luke and Lorelai, haha. Luke "Butch" Danes was like this star athlete in highschool, and Jess is... well, definitely not that. 😂 And Lorelai is a good dancer and singer and flirty, and Rory is... not those things either. 😂
#Gilmore Girls#Literati#Javajunkie#The Fantabulous Four#<- that's what I'm gonna call them I think#Luke can also waltz#And I don't actually know about Jess...#But for the purposes of this post I'm taking his 'my dancing skills are not up to snuff' very literally#😂
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"Step up. Step up. One and all, feast your eyes on our local freak!"
"I'm venomous not poisonous. Do better-"
:･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･.: Loki [Rowan Cunningham]
⋆｡°✩ God of Mischef, Trickery && Deception
⋆｡°✩ He has multiple jobs, he can not sit still for the life of him; works as a fire eater, contortionist, aerial && gymnast during circus season, a streamer and hacker in the human realm also has an onlyfans; was a former assassin in the magic realm
⋆｡°✩ They have one Siamese cat named LaLa and a Black Great Dane named Butch
⋆｡°✩ He switches emotions quickly but mainly can go from really happy to super annoyed in a snap
⋆｡°✩ When he's stressed, annoyed or mad he'll start making hissing sounds [sometimes you can hear rattling too]
⋆｡°✩ He maybe very playful and sassy but he can also be very apathetic, insane and sadistic TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION WHEN INTERACTING!
⋆｡°✩ Will soften up when you get close, still will be a little shit and sassy as hell
⋆｡°✩ In "Human" form he is from Ireland, in Astria he is from Aglus [Dublin, Ireland]
⋆｡°✩ Goes by any pronouns | Unlabled, Poly | 22 [Human Years], is as old as deception itself | 11/29 [Sagittarius] / 5'10"
⋆｡°✩ He is:
uncaring
apathetic
moody
sassy
easily bored
impatient
manipulative, very manipulative
knows his self worth and won't take no shit from anyone
can be really soft when he wants to
God Information / Form Stuff
⋆｡°✩ he feeds off of trickery, deception and mischief
⋆｡°✩ deception && trickery are the most affective for him but mischief also helps
⋆｡°✩ he loves casinos along with gambaling
⋆｡°✩ in old times he was the reason for many acts of deception and trickery; in modern time he can be seen almost any where causing these acts along with just messing with people
⋆｡°✩he can be found literally anywhere, litterally any. where.
⋆｡°✩ when he feeds his eyes turn bright lime green the slits in his eyes becoming more prominent
⋆｡°✩ as a god he can smell and sense emotions well but the smell/sensation of cunningness is the strongest he can depict
⋆｡°✩ he can also shift into any form; he can turn into any gender and animal, he sticks to a snake form along with snake features, in snake form he likes to wrap around people's arms or throat/neck [if he's close to you its a way of showing his love, if he doesn't like you it's to choke/ harm you]
⋆｡°✩ he has regenerative traits, it tends to depend on what form he's taking but in his normal snake form scales grow over his wound before covering in regular skin
⋆｡°✩ he is considered a bad god, that shouldn't be trusted
⋆｡°✩ he has more strength then a normal human and greater amount of strength compared to other gods
⋆｡°✩ he can change his "human" apperance [height, eye color, hair color, etc.]
⋆｡°✩ each god has a human name they go by, his is Rowan
⋆｡°✩ in his god form he is 6'10"
⋆｡°✩ in his god form, his eyes are fully jade green, his skin is pale with patches of green scales, has straight long hair, has sharp fangs [can inject venom through them] && a forked tongue, he carries around a bag with coins that he has stolen, his nails are permanently painted black and green, has no tattoos or piercings in this form, tends to be wear jester makeup and jester outfit
⋆｡°✩ when not in astria or the human realm he resides in the asgard realm
⋆｡°✩ in his half and half form he is his normal 5'10", has multiple piercings including a lip ring, a septum,a nose ring, a bar on this right ear along with other ear piercings, smiley piercing, surface piercings on top of his both his hands, double eybrow piercings on his left eyebrow, a nose bridge piercing, back piercings && hip piercings [because of his quick healing piercings heal really quickly so he always has a new piercing], his eyes are either their normal bright emerald green or white [he is colorblind && losing vision in his left eye], he is typically changing his appearance so his hair can be straight && shoulder length or short && wavey [is constantly dying his hair], his tongue is forked [one piercing on each side], his fangs are always out && scale patches are black [has scales across his face that look like black freckles], constantly wearing makeup
⋆｡°✩ he can shift into full animal forms, in these forms his left eye is a milky white to show his loss of eye sight
Extras
⋆｡°✩ natural eye color: jade green
⋆｡°✩ eyes might shine neon green when amused or annoyed
⋆｡°✩ heavily pierced: a lip ring, a septum,a nose ring, a bar on this right ear along with other ear piercings, smiley piercing, surface piercings on top of his both his hands, double eybrow piercings on his left eyebrow, a nose bridge piercing, back piercings && hip piercings [because of his quick healing piercings heal really quickly so he always has a new piercing]
⋆｡°✩ they have multiple random tattoos on his chest, arms && legs
⋆｡°✩ likes: choas, annoying people, cuddles, pain, roaming around, coffee, energy drinks, pick pocketing, heat lamps, blankets, piercings, tattoos, staying warm, sweaters, hoodies, lighters, fire, just general destruction, his hibernation period, fashion, murder && blood, animals, jewels, shiney things, being sexy, poison, cigarettes, alcohol
⋆｡°✩ dislikes: staying in one spot, being bored, having people irritate them, police, the cold
⋆｡°✩languages: gaeilge [irish] && english
NSFW
⋆｡°✩ switch with slight sub lean, can be a hard dom && a bratty or obedient sub; some of his kinks are pain kink [giving && receiving], blood play [giving && receiving], knife play [giving && receiving], primal [giving && receiving], bdsm [most elements], free use, bondage [receiving], gagging [receiving], choking [giving && receiving], oral [giving], size kink, sadism, masochism, humiliation [giving && receiving], degradation [giving && receiving], hair pulling [giving], public, diry talk, auralism, burning [receiving], edging [receiving], orgasam control [giving && receiving], over stim [receiving], impact play [giving && receiving], face sitting [giving && receiving], voyeurism, exhibitionism, hoisery, collaring
⋆｡°✩ as much as he likes hard kinks loki would never force her partner to do anything they don't want to do
⋆｡°✩ they are open to a variety of kinks as well just ask him about it and he most possibly will be down to try, he's pretty open and doesn't really mind
⋆｡°✩ he might subdrop/domdrop depending on headspace
⋆｡°✩ their eyes turn a dark military green when arroused
⋆｡°✩ safe word: poison [loki needs their partner to have a safe word or use the traffic light system && be told which before sex]
⋆｡°✩ he uses 🐍 on dash
Relationship Statuses
⋆｡°✩ at home and pissed off
⋆｡°✩ happily dating [2/4] @evicted-oc Hodr [sexy prince💋] [06.12.23], @obsession-cb Seonghwa [dearest obsession❤️🔥] [11/29/23] [engaged on 02/14/24]; uninterested [open to having fwb if his partners are okay with it]
⋆｡°✩ friends:
⋆｡°✩ family: odin ["step dad"]
Tags
⋆｡°✩ relationship tag(s): #🩵💚holo [beautiful darling ship tag], #🧊🌨️ice princess [beautiful darling ship tag], #🖤💚hwalo [the dark knight ship tag], #🍰🗡️dark knight [the dark knight ship tag], #💍engaged to tall dark and handsome [hwalo engagement tag]
⋆｡°✩ friend tag(s):
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⋆｡°✩ music tag(s):
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⋆｡°✩ other tag(s):
faceclaim: @/remingtonleith on ig
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FILM AND MOVIES
What Went Wrong With… SAS: Red Notice (2021)?
A review of SAS: Red Notice by What Went Wrong Or Right With...?
SAS: Red Notice is the latest Sky Original film to premiere on the satellite platform and unfortunately it’s another dead duck. Based on the book of the same name by Andy McNab, the plot is about a family-based, terrorist group known as the “Black Swans” who take over the Channel Tunnel. Interpol’s “Red Notice” (which alerts police worldwide to internationally wanted fugitives) gives this film its title (at least I think it does, although in S.A.S. terms it could mean a government sanctioned hit). Regardless of its meaning, the main part of the storyline (the hi-jacking) takes almost half-an-hour to get to, and once it does, it’s not exactly enthralling. The film begins with a preamble about “psychopaths” delivered by Tom Wilkinson’s character William Lewis who goes on to say “psychopaths who can learn to love are as rare as a black swan”. This I assume, refers to his baddie daughter Grace played by Ruby Rose or possibly the good guy Tom played by Sam Heughan. This kind of wannabe poignant dialogue is pointless to ponder over however, since this isn’t a character study of someone taught to kill and the parallels between the military and terrorists, or whether someone can switch off their violent tendencies and become compassionate. What this is, is a load of D-list actors saying “awight mate” a lot, posturing, chewing gum to look butch, and shooting guns, largely in the dark. Oh, and apparently, the elite of the elite in the S.A.S. are also bilingual botanists.
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I’ll admit that I haven’t and probably never will read an Andy McNab novel, so I’m judging this adaptation against similar action movies. The plot to me, seems very late-80s or early-90s, very much like Ruby Rose’s bowl hair cut. SAS: Red Notice wishes it was in the same company as the original The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, Die Hard, and every classic derivative action movie such as Speed, Under Siege, and Executive Decision but it’s instead more of a Chuck Norris or Michael Dudikoff-type flick.
Directed by Magnus Martens, the look and feel is more “TV” than cinema, and bad television at that. Magnus can’t seem to coax a believable performance out of anyone, and that’s alongside his appalling framing and camera movement, not to mention the seemingly non-existent art direction which leaves us with what looks like a home-made movie. The cast aren’t much better. Aside from the always decent Tom Wilkinson, the acting talent is also firmly in made-for-TV territory. We have Noel Clarke looking as convincing as Major Bisset as his Detective Inspector in Bulletproof, Anne Reid who played Jean in dinnerladies is still Jean from dinnerladies, and Andy Serkis plays Clements by overacting and probably wishing he was dressed in spandex and covered in white dots playing a different kind of gorilla.
We also have the aforementioned Sam Heughan as Tom or Thomas Buckingham III, a contrived yet somehow unbelievable rich, posh, heterosexual white male who lives in what looks like Wayne Manor with a butler not too dissimilar to Batman’s. Sam is a terrible, soap-opera-esque actor and as the lead, he’s the main reason why this film looks so cheap and tacky. Bad acting doesn’t end with Heughan however; we also have Ruby Rose playing his arch-nemesis Grace Lewis.
I suppose it’s progress to see a British Prime Minister played by a person of colour (Ray Panthaki) and someone from the LGBTQ community play the villain or antagonist in an action film but Panthaki is essentially a one-term baddun, and Rose is so lacking in charisma and acting skills that she won’t be spoken about in the same breath as Alan Rickman’s Hans Gruber or even Eric Bogosian’s Travis Dane, which kind of defeats the purpose. Grace Lewis is instead, in the same league as Thomas Gabriel or Alik from the inferior Die Hard sequels. Rose can’t even act like she’s been shot in the neck or smile convincingly with her “this isn’t a disguise” wig on whilst trying to ward off authorities, let alone look menacing or have a knife-fight (or spoiler alert: die).
Whilst on the topic of Grace, her tactic of “kill the men and the boys, leave the women to spread the fear” conveniently leaves out the all-too-common rape and torture. Make no mistake, this is a sanitised view of conflict where mercenaries, contractors, war criminals, and terrorists are completely unconnected to any military unit. The film begins with contractors tasked to clear a village in Georgia in order to lay a pipe line, and this seems very War On Terror and Black Water-esque (especially the name “Black Swans”) but the way in which this story is told, it’s less Iraq and more Tie Rack with a bunch of suits trying to make some soulless and shallow money from militarism. There’s no real opinion on whether contractors should be used in war, it’s more “it’s okay until they leave witnesses” which is a dodgy message to convey. That being said, even our hero Thomas hears his butler recount a story of Buckingham’s forefathers chopping off a Maharaja’s finger during an Indian “uprising” in order to take their ring, which means even the protagonist has a lineage of wrongdoing but I’m sure viewers of this trash will glaze over this. In order to bolster the concept of “good guys can do no wrong”, the wedding vows at the end of the film are cringe-worthy and go to show how not only the writers, but everyone involved in making this crapfest, love the idea of the infallible war hero who cannot and should not be criticised (or prosecuted) because they do such a difficult job… “For better, for worse, in war [and] in peace, knowing that in war, your crazy brain is always right”. 🤮
Whether pro-war or anti-terror or just unadulterated militarism, all this criticism is of course pointless to mention, as nobody watching Red Notice is looking for deep, meaningful subtext and opinion-challenging concepts. The camouflage-covered cinematic cliches of “this isn’t what I signed-up for!” and “take the shot!” are both present which means this is a hackneyed, straight-to-streaming, non-action, action film. I wouldn’t have minded if this shite contained a plot about what great jobs snipers do or how difficult counter terrorism is, instead it’s another mindless, gung-ho release. And while I’m at it: who gives a toss about what happens to a fictitious government and this film’s uninteresting characters during the end credits? Please don’t make a sequel or try to start a franchise about the exploits of Tom effing Buckingham the pissing Third!
As a Sky Original, I have to mention the inclusion of Sky News presenters Gamal Fahnbulleh and Jayne Secker (and Ben bloody Shephard of ITV’s Good Morning Britain) doing some suspiciously, similar-to-real-life acting. Similar to Jeremy Thompson in Shaun Of The Dead, the news casters’ or broadcasters’ acting looks as convincing as the actual news and their “breaking news” bulletins are read with the same vigour. Ignoring the fact that Sky are both feeding and eating itself in the creation of this film, it’s always disconcerting to see real-life news presenters read scripts as well as they do on air, which goes to show they’re not journalists but actors who err… read scripts for a living. But I guess that’s for another article.
Back to the film, no matter its formulaic-ness, it would have been a much better idea for John McTiernan to direct SAS: Red Notice, for the sole purpose to try and get his post-prison reputation back to the level of his original Die Hard and Hunt For Red October heyday. I’d like to think that the maker of the original action masterpiece from which all others originate could surely make even the lamest of scripts buzz with exhilaration? Instead, thanks to a director who cannot direct, especially action scenes, I wasn’t thrilled or excited at all.
Apparently notices of the rouge variety are very popular right now because confusingly, there’s a Dwayne Johnson “Red Notice” movie in the works too, unconnected to the McNab book but an action flick nevertheless. One thing’s for certain: this version isn’t the one that stands out. Even with a large Andy McNab fanbase, this is gonna go
BY WHAT WENT WRONG OR RIGHT WITH...? ON MARCH 11, 2021 • ( 7 COMMENTS )
This is the time to remember! the time is not gonna change 😬
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If you’re taking prompts, maybe something with Christopher and midge and Lenny
"This uh...this food is really amazing," Christopher says as they all sit around Midge and Lenny's dining room table. "It's really great."
Midge gives him a bland smile, and Lenny can't blame her.
this schmuck.
"Dad's not used to a home-cooked meal," Rory chimes in, obviously trying to make this dinner smoother. It's her father's first real time in Stars Hollow, and it's obviously she desperately wants it to go well. "He's a takeout fiend like we are."
"You eat too much takeout, Sweetie," Midge chides gently, scooping some more food onto the girl's plate.
Lenny remembers the last time Christopher Hayden was here. He hadn't stayed long; left his preschool-aged daughter sitting on a park bench alone because he was too freaked out to stay.
Schmuck.
It's unlikely Rory remembers, and even if she does, she's too young to be angry about that kind of thing. She'll be pissed about it when she's older, Lenny has no doubt.
"So Lorelai says you live in California, Christopher," Midge pipes up again. She's fussing over Rory because she's deeply aware that Christopher won't stick around, and now she's brushing the girl's hair back behind her ear.
"Yeah. I uh...I have a business out there," he tells them. "It's going pretty well."
"That's nice to hear," Midge grins.
Lenny glances at Lorelai, who looks...uncomfortable.
"You got Friday night dinner with the parents tomorrow, right?" Lenny asks gently.
"Yeah. Yeah. Uh...it'll be a big one," Lorelai grins tightly. "My mother is over the moon that Chris is here, so she's uh...inviting his parents, and it'll be the whole family back together again."
Lenny nods slowly. "Well. You need anything after, you just knock, okay, kid?"
"Why would she need anything?" Christopher asks.
"I always make babka on Fridays," Midge responds quickly. "I always make way too much."
"What's babka?" Christopher asks.
Rory lights up. "It's the best! It's this yeasted bread, and Midge puts chocolate or cinnamon in it? It's amazing."
"Midge is a great cook," Lorelai agrees. "And thanks. I might stop by."
Christopher looks a little wary, but keeps eating.
"You're helping Luke with the painting after, though, right?" Midge asks Lorelai.
"Yes! The painting!" Lorelai smiles, turning to Christopher to explain. "Luke? He owns the diner. I promised I'd help him paint. It needs it desperately."
"No kidding, he hasn't painted since he opened," Midge chuckles.
"Luke, huh?" Christopher asks.
"He's a friend," Lorelai tells him. "And Midge and Lenny have known him forever. Since he was a kid. Which is hard to imagine."
"Butch Danes," Midge teases with a snicker.
Lorelai giggles. "Butch. I forgot that was his nickname."
"It fit back in the eighties, not so much now," Lenny chuckles.
Rory giggles, too, but Christopher looks like the joke is lost on him, and it makes Lenny happy.
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It's much later the next night when there's a knock on Midge and Lenny's door.
When he opens it up, Lorelai is standing there, her nice clothes covered in paint. "Hi. Babka?"
Lenny grins and lets her in. "So you got home in time to help Luke..."
"I did. It took making Chris really mad by not having sex with him on the balcony of my old room of my parents' house, but - I made it."
"You probably dodged a bullet," Lenny tells her.
"Is that Lorelai?!" Midge calls from the kitchen. "The babka is just done cooling, and it deserves an academy award!"
"It smells like heaven in here," Lorelai says as she steps in. "Tell me I can take some home for Rory."
"Of course," Midge promises, kissing her cheek. "How awful was dinner?"
"Awful," Lorelai confirms. "Really...truly awful. I think I was called a slut like five different times, and accused of ruining everyone's life about six."
Lenny rolls his eyes and pours her some coffee. "We could have paid for Rory's school, you know. You didn't have to go to Richard and Emily."
"You've done too much already," Lorelai points out. "And...if I'm being truly honest? God, if I can just find a way to fix things with them...for Rory to have some kind of positive relationship with them...that's a good thing, right?"
Midge strokes her hair gently. "Whatever happens, we're here for you, honey. Just remember that."
"With babka?"
Midge chuckles. "With babka."
#The Schneiders of Stars Hollow#fic#au#Gilmore Girls#Tmmm#Midge x Lenny#Lorelai Gilmore#Rory Gilmore#Christopher Hayden
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i mean there's just something so compelling about he/him butch luke danes who has been in love with his best friend ever since he met her, and she just doesn't realize it or pretends not to see because 'she cares too much about the friendship'. and disaster trans boy jess who gets sent away to luke because his mum can't deal with her child being trans, and jess, with all his anger and his protective walls of what he thinks a man should be like, finds a masculinity role model in his older lesbian, and sure, luke doesn't have it all figured out either, but he tries so hard and jess has never had anyone try this hard for him befoe, so of course he's gonna look up to luke, even though he would never ever tell him.... aaaahhhhh i love them so much 😭😭
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Ok N is out of town for a week and I've gotten out of practice at being alone and, in an unfortunate coincidence, all the friends I'd normally hang out with to stave off the loneliness and sadness (because my lizard is dead also) are also out of town (in different towns), so I'm gonna superficially liveblog Baz Luhrmann's (sp.? I'm not checking it) Romeo + Juliet (which I last watched when I was ~14) into this one draft and then post it when I pause for the night (because I can't watch movies in one sitting). Aaaaaaand GO
WOW okay WHAT a choice to do the prologue twice first in newscaster voice and then in docudrama voice. Incredible from jump tbh
JOHN LEGUIZAMO. The boots. The vest. The twirls. I'm at the combination gunslinger and bullfighter.
Gun labeled "longsword"
There she is. The smarmy baby butch fuckboi herself. Leo DiCaprio (age 11) (why does he sound like Wesley Crusher)
Did they use the same house for the Capulets' house in this and the house in Clueless? (could google, won't)
Miriam Margolyes?! doing a cringe fake accent unfortunately
Mercutio's bedazzled chest harness playing with the semantic ambiguity of The Strap (gun) vs The Strap (dildo)
I... have more of this play memorized than I realized. Good that I am watching this alone, probably, and not driving anyone crazy by finishing all the lines
Leo's is the least interesting performance in this movie but Romeo is the least interesting character, so. But honestly the chemistry between the kids is believable. Baby Juliet's lesbian awakening. Instantly fascinated with someone she just saw through a fish tank who wears boy clothes but doesn't grow facial hair. Truly who among us has not been there. Especially when we were like 15 or whatever rough of average of Play Juliet (younger than modern audiences are ok with) and Clare Danes (an adult, I think) she's supposed to be
Okay other tumbloggers have already said everything I could say (and better) about Harold Perrineau in the duel scene. But. The ability to make Shakespearean English into a sex joke that lands for people who don't read Shakespeare (at least... I bet it does) with just intonation?? The way he loses his SHIT over "consort'st"??? The LOOK between him and Romeo right before he gets his injury???? I get why his kid was him for Halloween lol. I mean I'd feel weird about it if it was my dad, but it IS king shit
MERCUTIO IS DEAD, CUE EXCELLENT EERIE OBVIOUSLY-GREENSCREEN STORM, GOOD NIGHT I will resume tomorrow maybe
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no but lukelorelai's first kiss still makes absolute sense when luke is a butch lesbian. the ambiguously platonic/romantic asking out, lorelai's absolute ease with luke because she's her friend and she's not reading too much into things until things become a little too much, the freak out period, luke's silent patience, the fight over her ex boyfriend!!! seriously if you change the word "taken" for "straight" the scene still works perfectly!!! and the kiss. oh my god the kiss. luke makes her move and lorelai flinches but luke is making. her. move. so she kisses her. and then lorelai kisses her and luke flinches because it was supposed to just be about making her intentions clear and putting her feelings out in the air for lorelai to know, not for her to reciprocate!!!!!! but they kiss again and again and again
#butch danes i salute you and i envy your balls of steel#gilmore girls#gilmore gays#mine#lukelorelai
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i know one like problem with gilmore girls that we mention a lot is like...how is it that every boy ever in the vicinity of rory seems to have a crush on her and. i would just like to propose. in the concept of an idea of gilmore girls but jess is butch and rory is lesbian...perhaps it is the femme lesbian swag. in my own experience, the repressed femme lesbian swag is like a flame that drags in moths (those moths tending to be guys who havent realized/or are queer themselves). before i knew i was lesbian i dated/talked with a handful of guys and majority of them were bisexual/bi questioning or had an amount of homophobia that screamed overcompensating. this one guy, every girl he dated was queer but he had NO IDEA until he broke up with them because he was majorly homophobic. like he dated AT LEAST 5 queer girls. everytime.
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My college Scooby Doo pitch
Daphne is a soft butch lesbian that is pursuing a career in dance. Her best friend, Fred has been her dance partner her whole life and they chose the same college so they could continue dancing together.
Fred is an engineering major who has a million and one stupid ideas for useless little contraptions that always end up hurting his roommate, Shaggy. Thankfully they are very forgiving.
Shaggy is a trust fund baby that wants to just chill the FUCK out with their weird Great Dane mix they got off of Craigslist. Their parents have them pursuing law, and they are top of all their classes despite spending none of their free time studying. They meets Velma while petitioning for more vegetarian options at the cafeteria. They date for a month and realize they are both gay. They are still close friends and smoke buddies
Velma is a hijabi lesbian who is pursuing a double major in fine arts and gender studies. She has a love of fine arts, and goes to every dance performance the school puts on. She is a little bit obsessed with one of the dancers.
Scooby is a Great Dane mutt that Shaggy got off of Craigslist and he not great at most dog things, but he loves Shaggy and is very sociable. He can talk and it is never acknowledged why or how.
The mystery starts when Velma learns part of the arts building is being shut down due to a strange haunting. She asks Shaggy and Scoob for help and of course he brings his roommate, who brings his best friend, who happens to be Velma's crush.
#shaggy and scooby#scooby doo#scooby snacks#scooby doo au#scooby gang#mystery incorporated#the mystery machine#shaggy rogers#velma dinkley#fred jones#daphne blake#i actually have a million different ideas but these have been on my mind lately#i might make some artwork as well idk#ive been loving everyone elses ideas and wanted to throw some of mine out there#i don't know man#non-binary shaggy
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MASTERLIST
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We are an indeed an OC friendly server for anyone wishing to know, originals can be found listed in the roster within the server.
BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL
Arthur Maxson
Aspirant Dane
Initiate Clarke
Knight Lucia
Knight Maximus
Knight Rhys
Knight-Captain Larsen
Lancer Captain Kells
Paladin Brandis
Scribe Haylen
CAESAR'S LEGION
Aurelius of Phoenix
Caesar
Gaius Magnus
Legate Lanius
Lucius
Salt-Upon-Wounds
Vulpes Inculta
MINUTEMEN
Mama Murphy
Ronnie Shaw
Sturges
NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC
10-Of-Spades
Carrie Boyd
Cassandra Moore
Chief Hanlon
Colonel Royez
Corporal Betsy
General Lee Oliver
James Hsu
Lieutenant Gorobets
Major Dhatri
Ranger Ghost
Sergeant Bitter-Root
NUKA-WORLD RAIDERS
Dixie
Lizzie Wyath
Mags Black
Mason
Nisha
Savoy
Sierra Petrovita
William Black
PLAYER CHARACTERS
Courier Six
Lone Wanderer
Sole Survivor
THE COMPANIONS
Ada
Arcade Gannon
Butch DeLoria
Cait
Charon
Christine Royce
Clover
Codsworth
Craig Boone
Curie
Deacon
Dean Domino
Dog/God
Fawkes
Jericho
John Hancock
Joshua Graham
Lily Bowen
Nick Valentine
Paladin Danse
Piper Wright
Porter Gage
Preston Garvey
Raul Tejada
Robert MacCready
Rose Of Sharon Cassidy
Star Paladin Cross
Strong
Veronica Santangelo
X6-88
THE INSTITUTE
Conrad Kellogg
Dr. Allie Filmore
Dr. Clayton Holdren
Dr. Justin Ayo
Dr. Madison Li
Father / Shaun
THE RAILROAD
Boxer
Desdemona
Dr. Stanley Carrington
Drummer Boy
Glory
High Rise
Old Man Stockton
Ricky Dalton
Terry
Tinker Tom
OTHERS
Benny Gecko
Cooper Howard
Daisy
Dr. Amari
Fahrenheit
Follows-Chalk
Irma
Kent Connolly
Lucy MacLean
Mr. House
The King
Ulysses
Waking Cloud
Yes Man
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jacks comes out to dane and he gets her a t-shirt that says chivalry is not dead shes a butch
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