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rzyraffek · 1 year

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Hiiii I do like to request slashers with a really calm reader that as a kind and calm aura and talks their way out of situations and for some reason just makes however is trying to fight or attack them vent, cry on their shoulder without even noticing that and when they point that out the reader is just like Isn't that how it goes with everyone? "🤔🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️" (male or G/n reader would be cool🥲)

YAaas😈 Will go will he/him pronouns

Request open as always have fun reading

Micheal Myers

S/o was vibing making tea in kitchen when micheal just spawned in hallway

So he either had to runaway or try to talk him out of this situation

"Eee you want some tea? I heard that the guy that thats chasing(DrLoomis)you isnt very kind isnt he?"(yes yes s/o trying to make micheal wanna kill somone else but not him yess)

Micheal enjoys smell of tea (bruh I love white tea with hint of rose/strawberry) and he for sure would enjoy taste of it but hes shy and nono dont see his face pls.

S/o wont make him vent mostly due him being mute and non comunicative at all but He definitly will vibe and think about how much he would rather be stabing Loomis rn

But ig he wont stab him? S/o makes nice tea, keep up,king, he might come again and again just to lisen him ramble about daily life and steal food from fridge

Brahms Heelshie

This one is opposite of Micheal. Brahms will probably instantly vent and cry. He wil talk about how lonley it was and how alone he felt and how everything was unfair

He will hug him, he wont stop for a while

He accualy never intended to kill him, never but He thought that he has No choice. But now He loves that he didnt kill him!

S/o is a great lisyner and great person to talk to! He is so matture and smart!

Easiest way to calm him down is giving him glass of water or cup of tea AND hugs of course dont forget about hugs

Brahms is a big babi he is emotional he will cry a lot

Asa Emory

"???Qhat you talking about??" Look nothing personal but He came here to like??? Kindap you?? Im mean yeah he would love to tell him how much kindaping people and putting them into huge jars is tiring but like??? Sir?? You gonna be in jar next??

I mean its more intresting than average screaming and begging for help🥰

He will start with "lmao this loozer thinks hes gonna talk me away from killing lol" to "yeah sometimes its so hard you know? Once one of them stabed me and I still have scar :( " and "oh you wanna see🤨😳 i mean yeah?😳" and takes his shirt off

He will kinda forgor he suppose to kill him and just vibes ESPECALLY if s/o likes bugs HE WILL BE LIKE: :D omg u like moths🥺😊? Wanna hold hands😳😈

He will eat his dinner and then ask for recipie

Billy Loomis

This guy already talks more than he should have. One question and he will do a monologue about his traumatic past and everything

Ofcourse not litteraly, he speaks in weird sentences (yall seen the movie) Nothing is said streight forward

He will hug them looking for support and probably falls asleep due to crying and huge amount of emotions

Then he will woke up and think "😳 did? Did I Just got laid? Noo its impossible wtf happened here??? Is he dead or???" " hi billy did you sleep well? Are you better now?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"

He is shocked, first of all he just vented, second of all he slept on somone with their consent, and third of all ??? He feels better now?? Yep s/o is definitly a wizard, yep no way it could possibly help, he just did some magic

Thomas Hewitt

I- Im not sure He ever expirienced somone just being nice, just being nice, without some plan to gain anything from it, without hint of manipulation or plan to use him

He wanted to kill him but He Thomas acually felt guilt, he didnt seem to deserve it. He helped his friends even when he himself was in danger.

Thomas broke when s/o started talking. Again Thomas is mute he wont magicly start speaking like eminem RapGod song

But he will akwardly hold his hands together and be shy (Thomas is shy guys)

S/o just seems to understand him so well

He wont kill him and he probably will be like "Luda🥺 theres this little goblin creature in our basement can we keep him💖" "No way in hell imma-" "he knows how to cook and do chores!" "Yeah sure we can keep him"

Cool his alive now!

Now just preapre for being thomas therapist for rest of life

Hopefully u like it, didnt really have idea what to write

#slasher x reader #billy lenz #billy lenz x reader #micheal myers #brahms heelsire #slasher headcanons #brahms x reader #brahms headcanons #brahms heelsire x reader #brahms the boy #micheal myers x reader #micheal myers x you #billy lenz x y/n #thomas hewitt x y/n #thomas hewitt x reader #thomas hewitt

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g0ttal0ve101 · 2 years

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Episode.Eddie 🥶💯

*birds chirping...rickrolling you*

Eddie: Hmm...I don't know how I'm going to make this grave. But luckily those dumbasses aren't around to mess up my concentration-

His brothers:

Eddie: bruh

Carl: HI SISTERS 😍

George: ghhghhnhhgh 👹 n a

Al: what the fuck is wrong with my family

Eddie: Guys can you not rn I am busy gatekeeping gaslighting and girlbossing this grave 🤦‍♂️

Carl: L+ratio+didn't ask

George: NaGH 👺

Eddie: Dad left for the milk again and I don't know anything about this girl 😫!!

Carl: cringe+stay mad

Eddie: can you help albitch

Al: no hoe

Eddie: why

Al: shut the hell up you annoying waste of life

Eddie: but wh-

Al: WORLD STARRRRR 👹

Carl: ALBITCH NO

*Albitch punches Edword in the stomach, making the Taco Bell sound effect*

Eddie: OW WHAT THE FUCK

Al: har h a r har har har

Carl: that is deadass the ugliest laugh I have ever heard you dumbass bitch

Al: shut up toe crust *puts his AirPods back in to listen to oh no our table it's broken reverb 5 hours straight*

Eddie: that shit hurted

Carl: L

Eddie: do you know anything about her

Carl: do i look like Google to you 🤨

Eddie: ok so what was she like

Carl: not a girlboss. did not gatekeep. 😕 also she fell off a cliff. L

Eddie: how old was she

Carl: as old as gorgenl I think

George: I am 10972562918 years old and can devour this Earth in .00005 seconds you mortal scum.

Carl: goofy

Eddie: Imma make it smooth like your brain ehehe

Carl: I'll throw you down the stairs wtf

Eddie: ok so why did she run off the cliff

George: I eat babies

Eddie: gorgenl shut the fuck up before you're the next body I'm burying

George: KnHa 🤖

Eddie: alright im winging this just like how our parents raised us

*makes the grave into Dwayne the Rock Johnson lifting his eyebrow*

Carl: bruh that sucks ass

Eddie: be quiet this is why people ship you with albitch

Al: bruh out of pocket

Carl: what the hell edword

Henry: 🚶‍♂️🥛

George: nzGA! 🤩

Henry: yeah you were definitely dropped on your head as a baby

Carl: dad where tf have you been

Al: OHFUCKKKKKKKKK I DIDN'T PUT ENOUGH RAT POISON IN HIS CHILIS

Henry: ew i forgot that i had such ugly children wtf

Eddie: hey dad

Henry: MY FAVORITE SON!! 😍

Eddie: hehehehe dad look what I made hehehehhe albitch definitely didn't do anything

Henry: beautiful!! I'm sure deez nuts will be very happy in heaven with her grave

Eddie: heheheheh PRAISE ME 👹

Henry: you're the best son ever 😨

Eddie: thanks dad 🤩

George: nNnNnnBGhhhHa

Carl: what the hell is wrong with him

Henry: i put him in the washing machine when he was a baby 🤦‍♂️ anyway albitch why is your brother more talented than you lmfaooo

Al: gUh 👹...🏃‍♂️💨💨💨💨

Henry: ALBITCH?!?!?

Carl: mood tbh. 🏃‍♂️💨💨💨💨

Henry: CAR-L?!?!?

George: gNGHAha 😫 MOMMYYYYY-👹 WOMAN WHO BIRTHED ME 👺

Henry: These failed abortions get on my last nerves 😕 Edword can you clean up after your degenerate waste of skin brothers

Eddie: ofc!! 😇

Henry: thanks!! 🥰

George: HOXIGGIZY 👺

Henry: lets go Buffon number four 🚶‍♂️

George: n h a 🦇

Eddie: finally those weird bitches are gone. now i can go try to run away and go to rachel's party down the street 🤩!! 🏃‍♂️💨💨💨

The girl: 🤸‍♀️ hey bbg

Eddie: WHAT THE HELL 😨

The girl: *gone like my will to live*

Eddie: that...😰...did...did that ghost just call me baby girl?!?!?!???!!?

Carl: oh shit you're still out here?? I was tryna smoke my weed

Eddie: what the hell car-L

Carl: btw mom wants you to come in or she's gonna beat your ass into Saturn

Eddie: bruh 😕...

*they go to the front of the house to see their mami*

Shanon: MATERIAL GOWRL-oh sh-

Eddie: 🧍‍♂️

Carl: 🤦‍♂️ Mom what the hell...

Shanon: Get inside you dingbat I need to talk to my favorite son

Carl: L 🚶‍♂️

Shanon: im divorcing your dad

Eddie: that's nice but this ghost called me baby girl

Shanon: don't make me body slam you. you are not about to become albitch 2.0 get inside. and take that ugly mask off wtf.

Eddie: 😞

*eddie goes to his room to girlboss and gatekeep 🧚‍♀️✨🦋*

His gloves: 💔⛓🥀

Eddie: my gloves are gonna tear 😨!! I gotta go ask for new gucci ones! My dad is a stupid gorilla who wants to waste money on things that aren't important then say we're poor, so I'll go ask him!! 🏃‍♂️

*edword runs down stairs*

Their pet ostrich: 😍

Eddie: oh my god 🤦‍♂️ PETUNIA BILLY JENE IS NOT MY LOVER CHICKFLA STEVE HARVEY GUESS WHO I AM-LET'S GO TO THE BEACH BEACH-NICKI MINAJ NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU MY NAME IS JEFF HAROLD THE SECOND TWICE REMOVED WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE BASEMENT 🤬

The ostrich: 😨

George: I let them out to help me take over the world and devour it whole, destroy the universe and watch as our reality collapses into nothingness and restart from scratch.

Eddie: 😟...what...

George: nHGa 👹

Eddie: 🤦‍♂️ gorgenl you have like eight new mental illnesses each day

Shanon: 😩 OUR SON IS WACK!!

Henry: no he's not he's just emo all fifteen year olds think animals talk to them and have mental breakdowns everyday, I mean who doesn't

Shanon: not me wtf

Henry: lmao anyway tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition tradition-

Eddie: damn my dad sucks ass...

Shanon: HENRY SHUT THE HELL UP

Henry: I forgot to tell you it's tradition to beat our wives too-OH HEY FAVORITE CHILD 😍

Eddie: ...ummm-

Henry: what do you need

Eddie: Gucci girlboss gloves dad 💅

Henry: HEY. We have four rules in this house. Live, laugh, love, and BE STRAIGHT.

Eddie: y-y-y-yes dad 😟

Henry: anyway fuck your gloves we're poor

Eddie: but you're wearing gucci belt right now

Henry: do I smell...DISRESPECT??

Eddie: n a u r . . . 😰

Henry: go use car-L’s old ones. Anyway, back to tradition. 👊

Shanon: HENRY NO-

Eddie: hHhhHhHhh...whY cAn'T I HavE nEw GlOvEs...😞⛓🥀💔...mY HeArt...iS bRoCkEn...anyway 💅💞✨!!

*edword goes upstairs...*

Carl: he's looking at me isn't he...

Eddie: 👹

Carl: god why did I have to get raised with such a weird bitch 🤦‍♂️

Eddie: I need your gloves 😞

Carl: L+ratio tbh.

The owl: 🦉 💅

Carl: come tf down here I want chicken wings

Eddie: but it's an owl

Carl: so?

Eddie: you can't get chicken wings from a fucking owl car-L 🤦‍♂️

Carl: oh i forgor 😂

George: rAAAAAAAAAHHHHH 😜😜😢😜🤬🤯🥸😭🥶😒😒😓😱😥😓😓☹️😶‍🌫️🤓😒🙁😓😞🫢😰😔🤩🧐😅😎😅🤩😂😅

Carl: oh shit the demon is coming 😰

George: 🥶OUR😭BUNNY🐰 IS😰DEAD💀D E A D😵‼️‼️‼️‼️

Carl: L

Eddie: How?!?!?!??! 😟

George: Albitch is too smelly 😫 he gassed her out with stench!!

Carl: BRO SHUT THE HELL UP OR YOU'RE NEXT FOR WORLD STAR 😰 EDWORD GO TO SLEEP AND TAKE COVER 🥶

Eddie: ok bozo 😒

*edword goes into his room*

Eddie: Jeez albitch must really stink if a fucking bunny dies from it...I gotta go bury her in a girlboss grave...

Al: 🧍‍♂️

Eddie: GAH 😫 THE STENCH-🤢-Albitch?!?!?! 😰

Al: shutcho ugly ass up

Eddie: but we look the same...

*albitch world star kicks edword in the tummy yummy 😋*

Eddie: oW-OW

Al: WORLD STAR 💪😈

Eddie: WHY 😫

Al: cause you said I stink

Eddie: deadass when was the last time you SAW the shower

Al: your mom

Eddie: we have the same mom

Al: . . .

Eddie: . . .

Al: 👹👊

*narration time 😅*

Eddie: Albitch beat me up like I was mom and he was dad...it was...bad...definitely not girlbossing or gatekeeping...I was sad...bc the stench had overflowed my room...plus that bunny died which was a huge L...so...I thought...maybe if I became the girlboss that would get beat up, then my family would be spared...not because I care about them, but because they give me money...so that's what I did...also graves are awesome 😫

*narration end 🥶*

Eddie: it still hurts where Albitch hit me...what a toe sucker. 😔 I should go outside and sing "Fight Song" to be quirky...oh wait. I can bury that bunny too!! 🤩

*he goes outside with dead bunny corpse 🥸*

Eddie: don't worry bunny!! I'll definitely make you a bussing grave!! *digs 😚* you were kinda ugly ngl but it's okay my dad has buck teeth just like you ehehehehe!!! Good thing I didn't get that gene or I'd probably kill myse-

The girl: bbg

Eddie: HUH 😰

The girl: what 😟

Eddie: ...😰...😳 it's a blonde...😼...

The girl: 🤨

Eddie: I wasn't scared I was just practicing my singing voice 😜

The girl: oh...you suck ass at singing then

Eddie: hahahahahahahha you're so funny!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍

The girl: what...I just insulted you 😟

Eddie: anyway!! I'm rich 😼

The girl: then why are you wearing raggedy clothes

Eddie: I...says the one wearing a literal rag and no shoes. do you shop at goodwill just wondering

The girl: my fault you right you right-anyway what are you doing

Eddie: making a grave 🥶

The girl: for what 🤨

Eddie: the bunny my brother killed with his stench

The girl: bruh 😬 how the hell does he stink that bad

Eddie: I don't know tbh...

The girl: h e n h a h e n h a

Eddie: 😳!! What a ugly ass laugh!! It sounds like she's coughing up her lungs!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!! Girlboss!!

The girl: can I watch

Eddie: um don't you need to go home

The girl: no

Eddie: sounds legit

*EDWORD MAKES GRAVE 💪😈*

The girl: wow that's a really nice fish gravestone!! it looks just like one!!

Eddie: but it's a bunny 😟

The girl: oops gotta blast 🚀

Eddie: WAIT 😫 I NEED CLOUT PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND

The girl: h e n h a h e n h a no bitch be back tomorrow tho 😸 see you again you dumb bitch

Eddie: okay 😳✨💞 SEE YOU AGAIN 😫

OMG HEY GUYS 😃😃😃☺️☺️😊😊😘🤩🤪!!! DID YOU LIKE THIS STORY 🫣🫣🫣🤭 PLEASE VOTE 🗳 COMMENT 🗣 AND SUBSCRIBE 💸🤑 FOR MORE CONTENT 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠😺😺😺😙😜😜😜!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i am not okay #🤫

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shotorozu · 2 years

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s/o’s first winter

character(s) : todoroki shouto, bakugou katsuki (bnha)

legend : [Y/N = YOUR NAME] gender neutral, quirk’s not mentioned (it’s just definitely not a snow quirk), reader grew up in a place that rarely/didn’t snow

headcanon type : fluff, crack-ish (x reader)

note(s) : so this is a christmas related post in a way?? i mainly thought about this, because i realized i haven’t seen snow in like,,, 7 years. so i thought “hey, what if i wrote that concept?”

i kind of hate my theme ☹️ might silently change it soon

todoroki shouto

he doesn’t really feel excited about snow anymore 🗿

i mean, why should he? he already has a quirk related to snow— which he could personally use at any given, and appropriate time

so that’s why he’s pretty puzzled when he sees you jump into the air literally a foot higher from excitement, when you’re told that it snows in japan yearly

“really? it snows here? yearly? when? do you know when? is there an exact date?”

he’s seen classmates of his get excited for the first snowfall of the year, yeah— but this is completely different

you like, made a countdown for it 💀 and you’re constantly looking up in the sky for any sight of snowfall— even though shouto tells you that it just happens when it happens

he’s not necessarily weirded out by this, he’s just not used to excitement of this high degree— if anything, he’s a lot more used to people dreading snowfall (it’s totally not endeavor and bakugou) as there is a hassle in shoveling, and it takes ages to fully melt for spring.

so that’s why it makes sense when he finds out you grew up in a place that didn’t snow at all, and it’s constantly rain, shine, heat— or maybe something in between

feels a little bad for not connecting the dots a lot sooner. i mean— he still did connect the dots himself, but shouto thinks it could’ve happened quicker, as the two of you are together (and even if you guys weren’t, he’d still say the two of you are pretty close)

to compensate for this delayed realization, he decides to help make your first winter the best winter you’ve experienced

takes you out to shop for heavier winter clothes just in case you don’t have any— of course, the payment is all on him, since he suggested it

the weather app is his second most used app now, because he’s constantly checking that app for any updates for snow

oh, i also don’t think shouto’s a frequent viewer of the news— but he’ll definitely sit down on the common room couch when it’s time for the weather forecast (something the majority of his classmates don’t pay their full attention to)

i can just imagine him sitting down on the common room couch, realizing that there’s no reports of snow for the next day— and he just gets up from his spot on the couch, and leaves bc the news is useless to him now 🚪🚶‍♂️

everyone’s like 🧐🤨❓because when was the dude so invested in the weather forecast 🧐

if he sees the slightest bit of snow, you already know he’s gonna rush to your side— even if it’s like,, 2am

i can just imagine him being like 🧍‍♂️ “Y/N, it’s snowing. come look outside.” and you’re just questioning why he’s even awake 😃

i mean, you sorta wanted this 💀 he’s doing this for your happiness

speaking of waking you up at 2am because of snow— you know what i’m thinking about? dancing in the snow with shouto

the ground’s covered with a thin blanket of snow, as the two of you dance like it’s nobody’s business. you’re starting to feel a bit cold, but aren’t you just super lucky

the best thing about this entire experience, is that you have him as a personal heater, and air conditioner (just maybe not for this season 💀)

you sleep on his left during the winter, and on his right during the summer. you’ll get a proper conditioning/heating system, and he’ll be getting well,,, you, and your hugs.

it’s a win-win situation 🤩

generally doesn’t mind when people ask him for some extra heat or cool air— he just doesn’t really like the entire ‘clinging onto him’ bit

but for you, there’ll be an exception 😼#shoutosloverprivileges

does that thing where he wraps his scarf around you both— bundling you close to him in the process.

shouto saw that thing in a romance drama once, and thought it was super inconvenient because “they’re sharing one scarf? i don’t get it?? they look pretty restricted with their movements. it looks difficult.”

but now he understands the hype 😎 though he doesn’t really need warmer clothes because of his quirk— he does feel a lot warmer, now that you’re a lot more closer to him

in conclusion— shouto’s the perfect boyfriend for this kind of situation. he’ll make sure you enjoy yourself to the fullest, and that you’re as comfortable, and warm as you can be. oh to have someone like him ☹️

bakugou katsuki

also isn’t very enthusiastic about snow either

wasn’t a fan of winter since the very beginning 💀 i feel like toddler katsuki saw snow, made that face, and thought “ew”

it’s also incredibly inconvenient for him, because it sort of hinders his quirk’s effects— since he needs to sweat a ton for massive explosions (i say sort of, because he still finds a way around it)

so simply put, it’s expected that he goes 🤨 at your overly enthusiastic interest at the first snowfall

“katsuki, does it snow here?”

“what? of course it does—”

“omg really? when? how much does it snow? do you know when?”

he just stops and goes 🤨 again “it’s unpredictable, nerd. calm your horses, it’s just snowfall.”

katsuki’s lowkey kind of annoyed (not at you of course) but at snow 💀 because it’s the bane of his quirk’s existence.

so, not only is it a pain in the ass for him (not exactly a big one, but still a pain)— but it also has you infatuated 🗿

it doesn’t exactly makes sense even to him— and it has him questioning his own sanity for a second, being jealous of snow and all

but then he remembers what you told him— about never experiencing a single winter in like,, ever, because of your environment

pieces things up pretty quickly, and then proceeds to act like he doesn’t give af about it even though he obviously does

the first thing he does is keep a constant eye on the news, and any changes of weather— but he hides the meaning behind his intentions a lot better compared to todoroki 💀

“oh bakugou— watching the weather forecast again? are you excited for the first snowfall?”

“hah! ‘course fucking not. snow’s a fucking pain in the ass, so i gotta prepare for it.”

“,,, whatever you say, bakugou!” and kirishima just knowingly nods 🗿

the second thing he’d do (though, he had to put aside his pride for it) is ask todoroki if he could make snow.

“oi icyhot— does your quirk extend to creating snow or what?”

“no, i can only create pure blocks of ice with my right—”

before todoroki could finish, bakugou’s already walking away without any regard— as he’s heard what he looking for 💀

when he feels like it’s going to snow soon (he usually relies on his accurate gut feeling for this), he starts bugging you about going shopping with him for some warmer clothes

“i’m going to shop for some clothes, and you’re coming with.”

you’re bamboozled. “this is a start— you, bugging me to go shopping with you?”

he’s just 👹 because it’s not like he loathes going shopping with you in fact, he quite likes it “oh, it’s just so strange that i need to buy clothes too, huh? now hurry your ass up! we’re gonna be late.”

you just follow his orders, completely unfazed by him💀

he definitely said that he was going shopping for some warmer clothes— which you’ve assumed was for himself

but you are pleasantly surprised— because he’s actually shopping for warmer clothes for you, knowing that you probably don’t have any for the cold

well, even if you did, he’s still gonna buy you more clothes— no way in hell he’s leaving the mall empty handed 🧎‍♂️

when it does finally snow, he’d probably ask you if you’re sure about being super enthusiastic to snowfall 💀

“are you sure you’re excited about snow? you might freeze your ass off, y’know”

“of course i am!”

“,,, don’t say i didn’t warn you.” he says, as he pulls back the curtains to reveal inches of fresh snow laying in the ground

is super amused when he sees you rush to put on your snow gear, so you could roll around in the snow— and he’s pretty quick with joining in on your fun

even if he just says it’s just to “make sure you don’t drown in the snow” 💀

for a moment, he just admires you in silence— happy that you’re enjoying yourself

but after he’s had his little staring moment, katsuki’s rolling up a ball of snow, and throwing it at you square in the face

it doesn’t matter that he’s literal in love with you— he’s just not going down without a fight 🗿

though he won’t be too competitive about this. even though katsuki won’t admit it, this is all for your sake, so you can enjoy your first experience with snow to the fullest

snowball fights with katsuki bakugou, am i right?

gets flashbacks from chainsaw man ifykyk

says he’s not gonna warm you up if you’re going to be cold later “even if you beg for it!” but that’s a complete lie

in fact, if you decide to ask todoroki for some heat, katsuki will go 🤬👹, because he’s right here, y’know? why are you asking icyhot for heat 🤬👹⁉️ he can literally give that to you ‼️

does that thing where he shoves your cold hand into his much warmer pocket, muttering how ‘you’ll freeze at this rate’ with a blush across his face

is it because of the cold? or is this your doing? it’s most likely because of you

your first winter with katsuki’s pretty fun. in the end, he wants you to enjoy your first winter, despite hating snow himself 💀

in short— he’d do a lot for you, and your happiness.

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finelinevogue · 3 years

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a series of dates

insta concept: harry and y/n go on loads of dates and they are very publicly open about their relationship

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yourinstagram first date of the year and i can’t even be with him

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harrystyles Bubs don’t :(

yourinstagram @/harrystyles just miss you a lot

harrystyles @/yourinstagram Call me

y/nfan1 HARRY CALLS HER BUBS

y/nbff you two make me so so lonely

harryfan1 this is so cute aww😭😭😭

harryfan2 HAND HARRY CONTENT

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harrystyles Surprise

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harryfan1 wait what happened???

harryfan2 @/harryfan1 y/n said that harry surprised her with a weekend to paris on her ig stories

yourinstagram mon amour♥️

harrystyles @/yourinstagram mon chérie♥️

annetwist Looks fab!!!

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yourinstagram when he chooses the dog over date night

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harryfan1 Y/N HAS A DOGG????

y/nfan1 @/harryfan1 yeah he’s called fred

harrystyles Don’t act like you wouldn’t do the same :/

yourinstagram @/harrystyles sssshhhh

harryfan2 yessss y/n feeeeeds us with hontent

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harrystyles 🍒

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AlessandroM 🍒

harryfan1 WHATS GOING ON

yourinstagram i like this photo

harrystyles @/yourinstagram I like you

harryfan2 CHERRY ALERT WTFAAAAhh

jeffazoff 🍒

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yourinstagram date night

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mommaL/N Lovely photo you two🤍

y/nfan1 y/n what was date night tonight?? x

yourinstagram @/y/nfan1 we made pancakes, watched all the harry potters and had a sleepover <33

y/nfan1 @/yourinstagram OMG HI! wtf! that sounds so nice!!!

harrystyles @/yourinstagram So we’re calling it a sleepover are we now?

annetwist Beautiful💕

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harrystyles CHERRY MV. OUT NOW. 🍒 This music video has been inspired by my chérie and I couldn’t be more proud of this one. Hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed making it. Love, H.

harryfan1 am i still alive? no

gemmastyles This one’s something special!

y/nfan1 GUYS AT 1:32 HARRY SAYS ILY TO Y/N

harryfan2 FUCK ITS A HOMEMADE VIDEO WTF

yourinstagram proud of you bubs

harrystyles @/yourinstagram Proud of you too.

mitchrowland Beautiful bud!

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yourinstagram fred n me

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harrystyles Oi I was there too!

yourinstagram @/harrystyles how could I forget? making me run up those bloody mountains…

harryfan1 this is so cute!

mommaL/N My y/n??? Excerising?? No that doesn’t seem right…

harrystyles @/mommaL/N It’s so weird right?

yourinstagram @/mommaL/N @/harrystyles🧍‍♂️

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harrystyles My love

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harryfan1 IM GOING TO SCREEEAMMM

annetwist 💞

larryfan1 larry is real

harryfan2 @/larryfan1 have u only just arrived to planet earth??

yourinstagram i love you harry

harrystyles @/yourinstagram I love you y/n

y/nfan1 awww i love them so much

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envirae · 3 years

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enhypen reacting to you confessing to them !

genre: fluff, angst if u squint

pairing: enhypen x gn!reader

tropes: best friends to lovers

word count: 812

warnings: swearing lol

lee heeseung

he’s liked you for like ever but never wanted to admit it(?)

he had this whole plan to ask you out super romantically after his basketball practice

probably bought u like flowers and ramen and stuff please

but then u just came out and said it during class

“what?”

“i like you. i have a crush on you”

“h- hold on”

he runs to the bathroom

washes his face to make sure he isn’t dreaming

when he gets back to you ur like 🤨🤨

“ik u don’t like me back but I just wanted too-”

“i like u too!”

hugs u really tightly and is super cute about it 🥺🥺

rest of members under cut !

jay park

he’s so cocky

“yeah, i knew”

you frown at him and you’re like “ykw nvm be like that”

“WAIT NO I WAS KIDDING”

😑😑

“of course i like you loser”

he kisses you on the cheek and ruffles your hair “i’ll pick you up at 8 on saturday, don’t be late”

ur just there like 😶😶

he gets home and then he’s all blushy and excited about it

tells his mom about you. convince me otherwise

he acted so cocky but tbh he was so nervous thinking u didn’t like him back

park sunghoon

he’s SO DENSE.

he probably looked at you and was like “I like you too! We’re friends!”

you just looked at him like 😑😑

he wonders why you’re acting like that and just brushes it off

he doesn’t realize until literal HOURS later

he runs to your house at like 11 pm

“it’s late why are you h-”

“i like you too!”

😶😶

teases you like “well if you liked me why didn’t you just say so?”

“MF I DID”

just a stupid smile on his face

he laughs and kisses your forehead

he’s def blushing and his ears are red

jake sim

it came out on accident

he showed up late to your weekly dinner ‘date’ at the local diner

like, hours late

he runs in there breathless and just stands in front of you trying to catch your breath

“s- sorry! i forgot”

you just frown at him 🙁🙁

he offers to buy you your favorite foods

“you are so lucky i like you or else i would have decked you right here”

you realize what you said right after as you both stand there like 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️

“you like me?”

you’re blushing like crazy

“maybe...”

he’s also blushing and giggling like crazy

you broke him.

takes him a minute or two but then his eyes go wide and he’s like “OMG YOU LIKE ME???”

“YES DUMBASS”

he hugs you so tight and smiles so widely

kim sunoo

he’s so dense #2

he smiles at you like “i like you too! you’re my best friend!”

you didn’t talk to him for like two days

he’s hurt and confused as to why you’re ignoring him 🥺🥺

he’s in like a student council meeting and then he just stands up and he’s like “OH MY GOD”

he BOOKS IT to the cafeteria where you are

“sunoo? i thought you had a meeting-”

out of breath #2

he grabs your hand and then announces to like the whole cafeteria

“Y/N AND I ARE DATING EVERYONE!!”

you look at him like “we are?! 🤨🤨”

and he’s like “of course, i like you too!”

he’s so giggly and happy

he kisses your cheek and holds your hand throughout the whole day and you’re like “i need to breathe”

“who needs oxygen when you have me?”

yang jungwon

he isn’t actually dense, just really awkward

he’s all blushy and awkward

he looks at you and goes “thanks.” and speed walks out

in the library doing hw like an hour later when he just stops and goes “I SAID THANKS???”

people give him weird stares and he rushes to find you

you are not having it so you just look at him like 😑😑

“i needed some time to process it. i like you too”

“really?”

now it’s your turn to be blushy and awkward

he just nods his head “you took my plan to confess but it all worked out right?”

he holds your hand and plays with your hair all day AWWWW

nishimura riki

he isn’t dense, just awkward #2

he had the plan of confessing on the same day

“w- well funny story actually i was-”

he keeps tripping over his words

“it’s okay. i know you don’t like me back but i’m-”

“NO I LIKE YOU A LOT Y/N DON’T GO”

he panics so badly

you’re both BRIGHT red and super embarrased

you just stare at him like “riki i’m not leaving”

he reaches into his pocket and takes out the bracelet he made for you 🥺

“do you wanna go on a date?”

“yes riki i’d love too”

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