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for the ask game: homestuck
I want to preface this with that anything I say about these characters is going to be incredibly abnormal because Homestuck was my hyperfixation media from the ages of 13-16 and it was there for me at a time when nobody else was (half joking) so basically I'm shifting into autistic teenager mode, which is the cringest of all possible modes for this answer.
Blorbo: Dave Strider for sure, although I do want to give a special shout out to Roxy Lalonde here as well because my friends got me into Homestuck by diagnosing me with Roxy-kin. I'm a strilonde girlie to my core, but Dave is my forever girl.
Skrunkly (my baby): Again I have two, there are truly so many characters in this comic. Nepeta reminded me of my little sister at the time, so I instantly developed the weirdest older brother parasocial relationship with her. I'm kissing that cat girl on the forehead but I am also bullying her affectionately in an older brother way for being cringe. And the second if Feferi because look at her. She was my platonic waifu when I was 13, she has a special place in my heart.
Scrimblo Bimblo(underappreciated fav): The Mayor. It might just be because of his proximity to Davekat, the ship ever, but I think he's a neat little guy. There weren't enough cosplays of him because he was a chess piece wrapped cloth. my rotten soldier my sweet cheese my good time boy.
glup shitto(obscure fav): Kankri Vantas. I was a verbose autistic teenaged communist incapable of experiencing self cringe so you know...
Poor Little Meow Meow (problematic fav): You remember how I said I was a strilonde girlie to my core. You how I'm a complete fag? Take a guess. You were right, it's Dirk Strider. I will always stan a king who mailed his own severed head to a cute boy in an attempt to get a little kissie.
Horse Plinko (Character I would torment for fun): I think I'm gonna go with Vriska, but like the main timeline post retcon vriska, the one who was on the meteor with everyone and is dating Terezi, not the dead Vriska who is dating Meenah, Dead Vriska is a queen and I will not hear a negative word about her. Yes she did kill all those people, god forbid women do anything.
Eeby Deeby (Character I would send to superhell): Eridan. He'll pay for putting the incel moves on my waifu. I hate him. (not that much he's still like 13. but I do hate him a little bit)
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stupidkinbs · 1 year
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i now realize that making a kin carrd was pointless bc when you’re trying to make it look all fancy while figuring out tls it is very easy to run out of space without the membership.
so. plan b! tumblr post
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MAJOR KINS: lots of memories and/or strong relation
🕶️🎸 jade strider - she/he - witch of time, prospit - swapped with dave - 3 canonmates found
🌷🌱 john harley - he/any - heir of space, prospit - swapped with jade - 1 canonmate found
💀🪻 meulin makara - any - prince of heart, derse - swapped with kurloz
💘🌀 dirk lalonde - he/they - prince of void, derse - swapped with roxy
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MINOR KINS: little to no memories and/or small relation
homestuck:
♥️🪦 aradia megido - any - no sgrub au - canon divergent
🔷👻 john egbert - any - humanstuck/no sburb au
🧷📌 kanaya megido - she/it - idk if we played sgrub - swapped w/ aradia
🪽🧡 davesprite - he/any - considering the fact that i was a sprite it would only make sense that we played - canon divergent
🐾🍃 jade harley - she/any - witch of space, prospit - canon divergent
💬🍀 john english -he/him - still working this out
🕸️🟦 karkat serket - he/they - also working this out
⚖️ 🍬 terezi pyrope - she/they - yeah definitely but im. pretty mem-less
🌊☔️ im on a DNI now - he/they - humanstuck/no sburb au
non-homestuck:
🐙💕 agent 8 - any
🗡️❓ kris dreemur - they/he
🌊⚓️ “veri” - he/any
⭐️🏹 claude - he/him
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QUESTIONING: maybe i kin them, maybe i don’t. i still need to figure that out. this is more so a personal list so i can keep track since i am. very forgetful.
🔩❓ dirk - there HAS to be one more
💾🔌 some kind of sollux - which? hell if I know
💜♟️ roseways lalonde swap - I KNOW ITS OUT THERE
🔹🎶 dave egbert????
🗡️💎 link (botw) - not sure but i feel something there…
👒🐈 this one is awful to explain
❄️🍃 bec harley (guidestuck)
💗🍷 mom lalonde - for some reason? what
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this list will probably get longer at some point and some kins may turn into major ones. only time will tell and what not.
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fefairys · 1 year
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2 11 12 14 15 17 18 20 21 23 25 26 27 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49!! 50 51 52
holy fuck juice i knwo u said u were sending a lot but damn. thank u i love u. ok.
under the cut because its so long <3
2. How quickly did you finish reading the comic? i dont remember... i think a few months??? i first watched all of the voice nexus videos (back when they were still collabHQ) and they were around mindfang's journal at the time, then i read the rest on my own. i think it was probably like. 3 months or so? maybe 4?? i know that i missed a new years countdown because i was busy reading homestuck LMAO.. but the fastest i've ever read it all the way through is 7 days.
11. Favorite Alpha kid? roxy :3
12. Favorite Alpha troll? porrim or latula.. or mituna... but porrim came to my head first so i guess she's the real answer
14. Least favorite Alpha kid? :( ...i guess dirk. but i still love him a lot.... i love the alphas...
15. Least favorite Alpha troll? cronus
17. Favorite Beta kid? rose or jade.. i relate more to rose but i am in love with jade
18. Favorite Beta troll? aradia probably..
20. Least favorite Beta kid? :( dont have one. i love them all too much i cannot answer this!!! if i must answer i guess i'll say dave since i've drawn him the least lol
21. Least favorite Beta troll? eridan
23. Favorite guardian? mom <3
25. Favorite Alternian ancestor? dolorosa... alternia's first mother. do u think about this? cry.
26. Least favorite Alternian ancestor? dualscar. im seeing a trend in my least favorite trolls SLDKFJ
27. Favorite carapacian? those random prospitians that meenah mistook for problem sleuth, pickle inspector, and ace dick
29. Favorite Friendsim character? oh god i dont know D: i like so many of them... fuck!!! i really like mallek tho... for gay reasons. also cirava. NEED to smoke a blunt w them.
30. Least favorite Friendsim character? zebruh. literally forgot about him and was like "oh i dunno i like all of them :) let me see" and looked them up and saw him and was like oh wait yeah. its zebruh.
31. Favorite sprite? davepetasprite^2 !!!
32. Least favorite sprite? calsprite lol
33. Favorite pale ship? ogh... i don know... arasol maybe.. i like them red also tho but theyre really cute pale :3 but i'll always have a soft spot for meowrails theyre probably the only ones i ship ONLY pale and not other quadrants
34. Favorite pitch ship? im trying to think of something that i ONLY ship pitch and not other quads... i dont think that exists for me lmao uhhh... vrisjade pitch is fun.. also solkat but theyre all quadrants but i really like them pitch theyre so silly hehe
35. Favorite flushed ship? ARAFEF !!!!!!!!!!
36. Favorite ashen ship? vriska, kanaya, and rose doing a gay little dance, taking turns auspisticing each other 😌
37. Favorite vacillating ship? SOLKAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
38. OTP? right now im really feeling solkat. arafef and vrisrezi are up there though
39. NOTP? besides obvious incest and kid/guardian pairings, i think gamrezi is the one that makes me most uncomfortable when i see it. leave her alone!!!
40. BROTP? aradia and dave :) also karkat and kanaya friendship is everything..
41. Character you’d choose to be your moirail? ohhhhhh maybe nepeta :3
42. Character you’d choose to be your kismesis? karkat. (kins sollux)
43. Character you’d choose to be your matesprit? aradia <3333 or kanaya or rose or terezi or (continues to list every girl)
44. Character you’d choose to be your auspistice? hm. i dunno. i dont want an auspistice leave me alone SDLFKJ i can handle it 😤 besides, the "main" "purpose" of an auspistice is preventing infidelity, but aint no infidelity when ur polyam!!! ill hatefuck this entire town so help me jegus
45. Character you’d vacillate quadrants with? oh. karkat as well. also vriska. maybe i should change my kismesis answer but idk if theres a character i hate in that way that i wouldnt want to vascillate with :/ i'll just leave it idk
46. Character you’d be best friends with? jade :D or roxy!! :D yeah :D
47. Patron troll? Are you happy with them? equius. no.
48. Zodiac troll? Are you happy with them? aradia! yes!!! :D
49. One character you didn’t like at first, but like now? i HATED vriska on my first read SO MUCH!!! but now i love her shes in my top 5 :) and also i am her.
50. One character you liked at first, but don’t like now? does not exist if i liked them i like them still <3
51. One ship you didn’t like at first, but like now? OH solfef!!! i HATED solfef so much i was like this is stupid and doesnt make sense but now i think its kind of cute. but aradia should be there too.
52. One ship you liked at first, but don’t like now? again, if i liked it i like it!!! there are ones that i used to care about more, but don't anymore, but i still like them! :)
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hskinsprites · 4 months
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idk if tl talks are still open but uhh quick memory dump [same anon as the jane crocker and muelin pyrope [terezi ways] kin anon].
Memories from the Meulin Pyrope tl:
Kurla Makara had a less voluminous hair cut and her hair was shoulder lenght and more spiky than curly [like her sprite for example]. She also had purple gloves and her horns were spikier. i dont rember how she looked like outside of openbuond sprites lol. Also i think we were kismesis instead of moirails but im not 100% sure. About that , i looked like canon meulin but i had terezi's horns and top part of the hair looked more like terezi's [the rest was the same] and I still had the leo symbol [on a teal sweater tho , but thats pretty obious] but it was in white instead of white.
From the Jane Crocker tl:
I had a long skirt like jade's , i had a top lip in my sprite [still had my front teeth out like a true prospiter] and my hair had like??? curves/spikes at the end [and it was longer]. Think of like roxy lalonde but more curved. Jake had a tanktop [like dirks , for example] , his pants looked a bit more like john's and he had his gun holster on. Dirk was the exact same as canon , and I dont rember Roxy.
Extremly sorry for long ask so feel free to post whenever you're done with your awesome sprite edits (* ´ ▽ ` *)
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therianomalocaris · 11 months
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#3 from the homestuck questions
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fav troll is such a hard question... obviously i love vriska, i'm her, but i feel like that's kind of cheating ::::P for the same reason i'm not counting terezi, that's my girlfriend of course i like her
but i am actually a huge eridan and feferi liker! recently a fanart i made of them for a zine apparently got shared around? i'm happy it did, this thing took me like... 7 hours straight with no pauses because i did it as part of a jam... but yeah they're the trolls i draw the most apart from vriska and terezi, so i guess that means they're my non-kin-related faves!
i can't exactly explain why i love eridan, because if i'm honest my attachment to him mostly stems from having terrible taste in men as a teen. at the time if you gave me a terrible sadboy i was automatically like "yes yes this one will be my favorite forever", and ARGUABLY that's still the case. i kinda fell out of love with him over time, but his GENIUS pesterquest route really did something to my brain and since then he's one of my faves again.
feferi is a case of, i used to like her by proxy of liking eridan? but i now honestly just love her as her own character. she's just so fun and she loves her friends and she's kinda shitty sometimes but in a fun way only a teen girl can truly be? big fan of a girl with a direct hotline to the horrors that lurk beneath.
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twilightsporklez · 4 years
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For Want of a Nail, the Kin was Lost
    Exactly two weeks ago, the world had entered the Darkest Timeline. Andrew Hussie, creator of Homestuck, had died from a heart attack at the ripe old age of sixty nine, and, as he had passed to the underworld, his creations had passed from the underworld to Earth. The constellations glittering in the sky, once beacons of hope, had loosened their chains and come down in order to destroy the world. The twelve trolls of Homestuck were alive, and they wanted humanity dead.
Story continued under the cut (cw: violence, death, gore)
    Using their god-like powers, they first targeted power plants and the homes of world leaders. Then they came for the fans. They recruited readers of Homestuck in order to help them destroy Earth. Every one of them had agreed and had immediately sworn their loyalty. 
    Along with their rampages came another change. Everyone, overnight, had had their appearance changed to match that of their assigned zodiac kin. Deku, as far as he could tell, was a Vriska. He was pretty sure that his zodiac sign was Cancer, but maybe his birthday was on an edge day.
    Deku had spent the first week hiding in his basement reading the entirety of Homestuck. His house had then been burned down by a rampant Sollux. Most of the city had been, actually. The only safe spots now were shelters with closely guarded locations.
    He had spent the past few days wandering through the ravaged streets, searching for the location to a safehouse. The heat of the day beat down heavy against his cloak, but he dare not take it off in fear of burning his gray skin. According to a nearby spray-painted billboard, a brave Tavros had set up shop inside the EBGames he was standing in front of.
    The surface was mostly bare during the day, but Deku was still cautious. He did a quick search of the surrounding parking lot before entering the lobby.
    The doorbell chimed as he wiggled his way in. Deku pulled down his hood and waved at the Tavros.
    "What are you in for today?" The Tavros wasn’t in character. Phew. Only those who had had quirks beforehand spoke with their typing quirk.
    "Some food and a safe house, ideally." Deku turned and scanned the shelf that had used to house Nintendo games. It had a couple copies of the physical editions of Homestuck, along with a few handbooks for ‘your new troll body and you’. Deku sighed at the sight of them.
    He heard a few thumps and some swearing, and turned around to find the Tavros bumping his wide horns against the door-frame of the back room. Ouch. Deku feigned interest in the handbooks to help the guy’s self esteem.
    Along with the appearance and typing quirk of your assigned kin, you also gained their powers. Deku had been ecstatic at the news, but then, as always, inevitably disappointed, as it turned out that it only replaced your old quirk instead of fitting you with a new one. He was still powerless in a society filled with superheroes. Er, trolls. Quirk-having trolls were indistinguishable from the originals in every way other than their height, lack of limited immortality, attitude, and blood. Thankfully, everyone had kept their blood.
    Tavros, having managed to not hit his horns this time, came back into the room carrying a couple loaves of bread and a map. "That'll be seventy dollars."
    Shit. He didn't have any money. He didn't have any powers, either. The only thing Deku had, aside from his pure charisma and perceptiveness, was a bunch of weird paper that he had stolen while committing tax fraud. Wait. That's money. Deku paid quietly for the goods and then sat on the floor and took a bite of his spoils. Judging from the map, the safe house was three or four blocks away and pretty well guarded.
    By the time he was finished memorizing the route, he had hungrily wolfed down an entire loaf of Wonder bread without noticing. Grabbing the remaining two loaves, he rolled up the map, pulled his faded orange hood back up, and left.
    The constant surveillance of his surroundings turned a five minute walk into twenty, but it paid dividends. The original route shown on the map was crawling with Eridans looking for someone to take out their anger out on.
    Happy with his avoidance of a close call, Deku examined his surroundings. The outside of the base was relatively hidden. It resembled a normal, beaten-up subway entrance. However, the bottom of the stairway was blocked off with metal and presumably, bullet proof glass with an open hole a the bottom, like at the movie theatres, or maybe a dentist. What were dentists hiding from? He would need to think about this immediately. He had time: there was a sign about someone being "OUT FOR LUNCH."
    Just then, his phone went off. Labelled as the caller: "(Vriska)." Not one for dramatic pauses, Deku answered immediately.
    The voice sounded female. It was hard to tell, because all they were saying was ‘doot’ over and over to the tune of some song that Deku didn't know. The audio quality was pretty bad too, like if someone made a SBAHJ podcast and then made it shittier. He hung up.
    It was another ten minutes before someone came out. The Terezi had her hair cut short, and her left horn was chipped. She sat down in a chair in the booth and waved.   
    "N4M3??" Like eighty percent of the population, she had a quirk.
    "Previously Izuku Midoriya. Currently assigned Vriska. Forgive me if I don't remove the hood."
    "USU4LLY W3 CH3CK TH3 BLOOD OF SOM3ON3 B3FOR3 L3TT1NG TH3M 1N TO S33 TH3 BOSS BUT 1N YOUR C4S3 1T SHOULDNT M4TT3R."
    Deku found that unsettling, but free room and board is free room and board, so he didn't question it. Terezi leaned back in her chair and slapped a button on the wall. The window between them swung open and Deku jumped back to avoid it.
    “COM3 ON 1N.” Terezi moved her chair over to the side, and Deku saw that the interior was much larger than he had thought. It was a little bigger than a supply closet, and had pictures of various Homestuck characters plastered along the walls.
    The space felt personal, so Deku didn’t lag behind when Terezi left down a hallway to the side.
    After a short walk, the hallway opened up into an abandoned underground parking garage. The sturdy concrete walls were covered in graffiti, and most of the cars had doors busted open. Trolls from most of the hemospectrum were lazing around, talking and sleeping. All of them except for Cerulean bloods. 
    Maybe he should get to know the person—troll—currently leading him away from any witnesses.
    Start simple. “Are Terezi’s powers any fun to use? I never had a quirk, so I’ll never get to experiment with mind-”
    “1 DONT H4V3 4 QU1RK.”
    “You don’t? Then why the typing quirk?” He would never have thought he would be having this kind of conversation.
    “1 US3D TO K1N T3R3Z1. 1M V3RY S3NS1T1V3 4BOUT 1T.”
    “I understand.” Deku did not understand, but he did not doubt for a moment that the 5’1” Terezi beside him could kill him instantly, even without a quirk.
    Looping around cars, Terezi led him into another hallway, barking at some of the other trolls to keep it down during sleeping hours. They passed a few kitchens and supply closets, until winding up at an oak door.
    "PL34S3 CLOS3 TH3 DOOR B3FOR3 YOU ST4RT BL33DING."
    Deku hoped that she was joking. He took a breath in and opened the door.
    An older-looking troll with long, tangled black hair sat in front of him. She wore a faded yellow robe with a sun poorly embroidered on it. Her tired face glowed a soft blue, and it scrunched up in seething hatred once all eight of her eyes saw who—what—he was.
    Vriska shot her hand out towards him. Dice spilled out, zapping in the air and glowing brightly. "No dou8les!!!!!!!!!"
    Deku pulled his hood on and ducked, narrowly avoiding certain death. "Wait!” Reminded of his conversation from earlier, he decided to lie. “I'm not a Vriska,” he said. "I'm a (Vriska). Completely different."
    Vriska motioned for him to sit down. "Let's talk. And close the door 8ehind you."
 It had been a few weeks since Deku had joined the underground group. He was sitting with the Terezi and Vriska he had met on the first day, conversing about possible long-term solutions to food shortages. It was difficult because they kept getting distracted and making out instead of getting work done.
    “If we were to grow our own food above ground, we’d run the risk of being—er, 8eing tracked-” Deku cut himself off. A nearby Karkat had a knife in his hand. “Did you guys check everyone’s blood? I think that Karkat is about to kill someone.”
    They stopped kissing and looked over to where Deku was pointing. Vriska reached into her bag and started rummaging through it. “First of all, not a dude. Second of all, o8viously I checked them all.”
    Vriska pulled out a handful of dice and a tube of red chap-stick. Terezi gratefully took the chap-stick, biting into it like a Popsicle. They both stood up.
    “WH4T 4R3 YOU DO1NG?” asked Terezi.
    The Karkat smiled. “NOTHING.” He proceeded to walk over to a sleeping Sollux and pat him on the head.
    “I have a new way to solve our food shortage. Reduce damand.” Vriska flung out her dice towards the red-tinged troll. They flashed and spun, until hitting the ground to reveal the damage count. Because of her luck, it was the maximum possible. Lightning shot out of the die and phased through the Karkat, killing him instantly.
    Except, he wasn’t dead. He peeled himself off the pavement and dusted himself off.
    Terezi turned towards Deku and Vriska. “OK4Y 1 TH1NK 1V3 FOUND TH3 PROBL3M. K4RK4T H4S MUT4NT BLOOD. TH4T 1S TO S4Y HUM4N BLOOD.”
    Karkat nodded, as if to approve the theory. Apparently a blood test doesn't work if the one you're trying to find has freakishly normal human blood.
    Vriska facepalmed. “This is so unfair. He never 8ecame a god in the alpha timeline!!!!!!!!”
    The floor rumbled softly, and the roof started to crack and splinter. Beams of energy shot through the roof, and a large part of it collapsed. Hundreds of trolls streamed through the hole, carrying weaponry and a thirst for destruction. Homestucks.  Did they not realize this conquest would result in the demise of humanity?
    Initially filling the area with deafening shouting and pushing, they soon fell silent. A troll in a bright yellow robe floated above them, staring directly at the trio.
    “It’s 8eneath me to ask nicely, 8ut please kill each other so that we don’t have to waste time.” She flipped her long black hair as if it were a simple request.
    Deku, unsurprisingly, liked being alive. “What happens if we don’t?”
    An enthusiastic Nepeta pulled out a gun and pointed it at him.
    "Calm down. I'll deal with this 8ozo myself." Deku realized that floating above him was Her. The original Vriska.
    He was doomed.
    Vriska pulled out dice from her pocket and started playing with them in her hand. “I h8 doubles, 8ut I’ll give you one chance at redemption. Prove yourself a real fan and I’ll let you join my army.”
    Deku considered his answer carefully. He didn’t have a lot of options. Better to go with something tried and true rather than lose at a Homestuck trivia contest. If it worked once, why not again? "I'm actually the original (Vriska). Don't kill me."
    "It seems unlikely. Karkat, test her 8lood."
    Okay yeah he was definitely doomed. Why did Vriska have to take basic safety precautions?
    Karkat’s knife dripped with the yellow blood of a Sollux, and Deku cringed at the sight. Karkat came close to Deku, and took his arm in one hand. He carefully grazed the knife along Deku’s skin, letting the blood drip out for all to see.
    Cerulean blood. 
    He was safe. But he was (Vriska)... And if he was (Vriska), then who was phone????????
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paradoxkinspace · 2 years
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tacetlyguttered · 2 years
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Holy Shit a Canon Call??
I’m a Dave Lalonde (Roxy swap) kin hoping to find the rest of my canonmates, where the FUCK ARE Y’ALL
UPDATE: Found Rose Strider!!! @karcin9gen  UPDATE 2: Found Jade Crocker!!! @tremblingvoid UPDATE 3: Found Jake Egbert!!! UPDATE 4: Holy shit Terezi Leijon real and found!!! @grittycalligraphy UPDATE 5: HOLY SHIT FOUND GAMZEE??? UPDATE 6: Jesus fuck, found Aradia, Nepeta (@abattoirscamisole), AND Horuss somehow!!!
I’ve already found my Dirk Lal @dirkklalonde, Roxy Stri @turntechgnostalgic69, and John English (what the fuck is his blog).
A few things to note about our canon: 1. Our canon had only one timeline. You could ask Dirk about it because he knows better than I do, but there was some divine intervention going on keeping us from fucking up. 2. The trolls were swapped with the dancestors. Aradia Maryam wasn’t swapped with Kanaya, she was swapped with Porrim. 3. If you end up being my canonmate you will have to deal with me for the rest of your life, I don’t make the rules, you’ll be stuck with me.
All being said, here’s our swaps and a little something I remember (or I’ve been told from my canonmates) about each of them. Found canonmates are still listed for posterity, and who knows maybe they’d help you remember something! Please feel free to contact me or Dirk or Roxy through PMs if any of this sounds familiar!
Beta Kids: 1. Jane Harley, Maid of Space - Cottagecore as a person, general grandma vibes since she liked baking and gardening and cooking. - Bec was a rabbit that she later somehow managed to make large enough to ride into battle. Very cool of her. 2. Roxy Strider (Dave swap), Rogue of Time - Gamer girl, she became a professional streamer on Earth C. - LOUD and we love her for it <3 3. Dirk Lalonde (Rose swap), Prince of Light - Goth, a sickly little victorian child, incredibly emotionally constipated. Was quite abrasive to begin with but he got better <3 4. Jake Egbert, Page of Breath - Really tall, a generally really nice dude, maybe a little flirtatious at times but always seemed super kind. - Liked roughing it when camping, which I would have no idea about if not for Dirk (gayass).
Alpha Kids: 1. John English, Heir of Hope - NERD (affectionate), liked Star Wars then and likes Star Wars now, always a good friend and incredibly cheerful. 2. Rose Strider (Dirk swap), Seer of Heart - Snake <3, being the Seer of Heart she could see the paths of how everyone’s relationships would work out and she kept this mostly to herself but I guarantee she gossiped about it. - A disaster, she welded or something as a main hobby and her haircut was HORRIBLE considering she would only cut it when a piece inconvenienced her (ex. falls in front of her face). - Symbol was a snake (or snakes?) forming into a heart. 3. Dave Lalonde (me, Roxy swap), Knight of Void - Flamboyant, generally cheery exterior but I had a lot of social anxiety so </3 - Symbol is a cassette tape. 4. Jade Crocker, Witch of Life - Mad scientist. She was unhinged (affectionate) and broke the laws of physics as a regular Tuesday afternoon.
Trolls: 1. Aradia Maryam (Virga), Maid of Space - Incredibly sex positive individual and always encouraged everyone to be their best selves - Was in a moirallegience with Eridan and a matespritship with Vriska 2. Tavros Ampora (Aquanius), Page of Hope - Bitch. Just the absolute worst. Next. 3. Sollux Megido (True Aries), Mage of Time - Absolute misogynistic weeb but I dunno, maybe he could’ve been cool if he got better. 4. Karkat Zahhak (Sagittanius), Knight of Void - MY HUSBAND we got married and had kids on Earth C, please come home thank you - Practiced glasswork as a main hobby but was a bit of a general handyman, had burn scars on his hands from incidents involving blown glass (ow). 5. Nepeta Makara (Capriborn), Rogue of Rage - Spooky, incredibly tall but you’d have to ask Roxy for more information on her because I do not remember her that well! I do know she had very sharp claws 6. Kanaya Serket (True Scorpio), Sylph of Light - Still a fashionista but with a bit of a bitchier edge, very fun to hang around. - Sister-in-law <3 she and Rose got married on Earth C. 7. Terezi Leijon (Lelo), Seer of Heart - The definition of a gremlin, really liked art still. - She was deaf but regularly opted to take her hearing aids out so she didn’t have to listen to any of us. 8. Vriska Peixes (Pisci), Thief of Life - #girlboss, she was a little unhinged and pretty aggressive but you could tell she cared about the people that she held dear. Aradia’s matesprit and Eridan’s kismesis. 9. Equius Nitram (Taurun), Heir of Breath - None of us remember too much about him but we know he was a punk and was socially reserved. John’s the only one that truly remembers anything about him. 10. Gamzee Pyrope (True Libra), Bard of Mind - Wannabe skater boy, but he was unfortunately incredibly clumsy so it didn’t work out too well for him. Feferi’s moirail. - He was born (hatched?) blind and opted not to use a cane (I don’t even remember him having one), he preferred holding onto people to maneuver but provided nothing had been moved around he could navigate perfectly fine on his own. He tended to talk about fate and destiny as opposed to miracles. 11. Eridan Vantas (Cancen), Prince of Blood - Self-proclaimed leader of the trolls, very abrasive but he had a heart of gold on the inside. - Aradia’s moirail and Vriska’s kismesis. 12. Feferi Captor (True Gemini), Witch of Doom - True skater girl, always wore knee and elbow braces and padded gloves. Very cheery, had adorable pigtails. - Gamzee’s moirail and a very good one at that, she carried bandaids for him in case he got scraped up trying to attempt skateboarding again.
There are lots of things I haven’t listed here that we remember from our canon. If this sparked some memories in you please don’t hesitate to message me, Dirk, or Roxy privately!
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cuuno-moved · 3 years
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its tommy apologism thats the new vriska apologism, because they despise literally anyone who goes against him
mmm no, i think it closer to philza apologism, actually. tommy is, in the end, built to be sympathetic. he's the protagonist, more or less, and is not technically responsible for most of the grisly things that happened to him. he fucks up, something bad happens and then he's digging his own grave.
vriska was built as a morally dark gray character from the beginning. she was directed responsible for everything she did, and she accepted that. putting tavros in a wheelchair, blinding terezi, killing aradia. she meant to do them. they were not accidents.
phil was also meant to be morally grey. he joined, was good, then ran off with techno. it wasn't a surprise, it wasn't a Betrayal. every bad thing he did, he has done on purpose.
in my original post, i said dream apologists were like vriska apologists (i was biased because i kin wilbur and aradia) but that's not the point.
dream apologists defend him because... i'm actually not sure, but it's at least partially because they want him to rail them?
tommy apologists defend him because he is basically a kid who has been through serious shit, and is trying very hard to cope. he's the main character, and lore keeps wrapping around him, no matter how hard he tries to get away.
philza apologists defend him because of trauma, because he was pressured into murder, because he never really got a chance to heal, but he still does bad things on purpose.
which of these sounds more like vriska?
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candyredterezii · 7 years
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.....like 
im not kin w Alice Angel but
I’m pulling a Terezi situation where I’m projecting on her and see her as myself anyway- ighj
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spiderbr8th413 · 3 years
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First post!!!!!!!!
First of all, hiiiiiiii tumblr!~ You can call me Vris! I wanted to make this my first post, as you will all come to know I am a HUGE Vriska stan, as well as a fan of Eridan and Gamzee a little bit too. Mostly Vriska though ;;;;P  Wanted to make a bit of a defense for my faves, before I get any shit from the avid h8ers out there. So here’s a spite filled paragraph to defend my babies <33333333 First of all, CLEARLY you didn’t read the same comic I did. Eridan, Gamzee, and Vriska are so misunderstood and I’m sick and tired of it. Put yourself in their place for once! Eridan was really struggling with the hopelessness of their situation, and the pressure of losing his status and everything he knew when Alternia was destroyed. Can you really blame him for killing a few people? How can you say you wouldn’t do the same in that situation? Not to mention that they all grew up on ALTERNIA, where violence and death were common place. That brings me to Vriska. She had to kill innocent trolls and feed them to her spidermom. Of COURSE her sense of morality will be maybe a LITTLE skewed, not to mention the trauma she must have ::::( She’s my favorite character (kin her SO HARD), and I’m still pissed at Hussie for killing her off like that, only to bring her back in the retcon and NOT have JohnVris be canon?? They’re my OTP and they would’ve been so cute together, not to mention the killer dynamic between Terezi <3< John <3 Vriska. Going off-topic there, let’s move on to Gamzee. Gamzee isn’t as bad as y’all think. It’s Dave’s fault for being so culturally insensitive (which, as a side tangent, really isn’t out of character for that racist trashbag). Gamzee was trying his best to cope with going through sopor slime withdrawl and the horrible trauma of his neglectful father. Of course he’s going to resort to violence when its all he’s ever known on Alternia. Sorry for ranting so much, I think I’ve had this on my mind for a loooooooong time now!!  With that I think I’ll conclude this post, thank y’all for reading, love you other Vriska stans out there <3 
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hskinhome · 3 years
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[ My kin blog is @juicy-dude ]
Canon calls!! I copy//pasted from Google Docs so some words might seem funky or the layout may be weird. ^^;
Karkat Vantas 1 - Earth C - Dave & John
I don't remember a lot from the meteor other than at one point I think Kanaya was drinking something and then laughed. It was a purple drink (probably faygo oof) and it came out of her nose. I know that Dave liked to fuck around with music and he had that Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro comic he used to do. Nepeta and Terezi vandalized almost the whole meteor with their scribbles but otherwise, I don't remember there being a lot to work within forms of art. As annoying as he was, John was probably my moirail. He was the only other person that bothered to even attempt to pretend he was listening when I went off on a tangent about what was frustrating me other than Dave. That and, when they weren't aimed at me, he'd include me in planning out all these crazy elaborate pranks. I have a couple of memories on Earth C where we went out into some of the woods. I know that Gamzee, Sollux, and John were with me. John kept jumping out of nowhere and Gamzee almost got fed up and bashed his head in with a tree branch. My least favorite memory is of John dying the first time because he was the only human I really talked to at that point. One time Crab Dad and I were sparring and I remember it turned into kind of an arm wrestle with my sickle vs. his claw. Eridan was very manipulative towards Feferi but otherwise, his ego was the size of Mt. Everest towards the rest of us. Dave almost threw hands with fish dick, from what he tells me. Nepeta, Tavros, Jade, and John had a big group roleplay thing going on I think.
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Karkat 2 - Doomed - Eridan & Sollux
Anger issues that never got fixed. Big depression from fuck if I know what. Doomed timeline because I don’t remember Earth C from this one. Terezi wasn’t a very fair judge, to put it subtly. She didn’t really share my feelings much to begin with and Vriska used my feelings for Terezi to manipulate me a lot. Terezi knew about it and let it happen. I remember her telling me this herself later on at some point. Eridan and I watched tons of movies together and we talked to each other about Sollux a lot, me in a flushed way and him in more of a pitched light.
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Mituna Captor - Dream Bubbles - Cronus & Kurloz
It's mostly memories from before "the accident" where Cronus was a pretty rad friend with whom I exchanged meaningless insults with and shit. It was mean and shit, yeah, but we knew we were just dicking around. Kurloz was my moirail for a long time and the three of us hung out a lot. The only reason Kurloz stopped liking Cronus after what happened was because of his reactions to what happened to me and the impact of the incident on my brain and how I didn't remember him the same way. Latula wasn't all that in the picture until right before the accident and she was a lot like Paige from Atypical (if you haven't watched that show on Netflix, I highly recommend you do) where she had a lot of rules and shit that she needed to work through. I don't know entirely when, but Kurloz eventually was able to get it through my dense, mashed potato brain after the incident that she wasn't all that great for me and, after hyperfocusing on what he'd pointed out for a little while, I found myself agreeing with him and eventually ended my matespritship with Latula. Kurloz and Meulin didn't work out for some reason can't remember, but I know he told me what happened and after a while, Kurloz and I got together as matesprits. I stumbled upon one of those memory bubbles and it happened to be one of Cronus's memories with me before my brain got fried. He caught me "snooping" through the memory and, after realizing what memory he had left laying around, we talked about it and I understood him better, like I did before the accident. It didn't take long for him to worm his way into my pale quadrant. I wore a sweater instead of that suit. It was yellow with black stripes, but still had the Gemini symbol on it. Other than that, I wore jeans and yellow converse-type shoes. I didn’t wear my helmet unless I was skateboarding. Cronus was my grape and Kurloz was my plum. I think I was their banana or something like that but that just came to me so.
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Kankri Vantas - Dream Bubbles - Cronus
I took some time away from others to try and have one of those little “self-discovery” things. I don’t think anyone tried to stop me from leaving, but I remember being very close with Cronus. I don’t remember who it was or what exactly they said, but someone had threatened me, which was my final little push to just go. Everyone was sick of my constant talking, so I went on my own for a while. I had found myself a pretty secluded place that wasn’t too far from a salamander village, but it wasn’t too close, either. Their language was beyond what I could learn and so I had to go off gestures for communication, which helped me realize that I didn’t need to speak so much to talk to someone. I worked mostly on my writings and how I portrayed myself to my peers while separated. My writings shifted from mostly lectures to strictly poetry gradually. Cronus and I used to watch Grease very often before I left. It kind of started to change my usual attire too? I know that I didn’t wear just a straight up sweater or the leggings anymore. I wore dark red jeans and a black/red letterman over a thinner red turtleneck. The lettermen jacket had a red cancer symbol on the logo.
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Mallek Adalov - Tegiri & Lanque
Tegiri and I were big nerds for ninja/martial arts type shit. We nerded out at convention type of things and he eventually became my moirail. Lanque started out as my kismesis but at some point we quad jumped and he ended up as my matesprit. He and I spent a lot of time on rooftops overlooking the city and talking about everything. I think that’s when we quad jumped. We moved in together at some point and we couldn’t decide on the color for the walls, so it ended up looking a lot like the dress from Sleeping Beauty. MC’s route with me was the one where they yeeted out of my car so I never really got to know them. Diemen was a close friend, but he shut me out of his more personal life a lot.
{Please let me know if this entire thing sent or not if you see this!}
Go message them if any of this sounds familiar! @juicy-dude
-Mod Nepeta
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stupidkinbs · 2 years
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(KINDA BEING REVAMPED PLEASE PARDON THE MESS TY)
last updated: i honestly don’t remember uh but im writing this as of June 16th 2023
alright. ig im doin this now
yo, sup. ive concluded that i kin jade strider (daveways). therefore, here i am, making a canon call. the only SUPERRR clear things i got are the fact that everyone else was swapped as well (john lalonde [roseways], rose egbert, and dave harley) and that i was especially close with rose (so im rlly looking for her rn but i wanna meet everyone eventually ofc).
EDIT: FOUND JOHN!! ( @stickykeyyss )
EDIT 2: FOUND DAVE!!! ( @meganeuridaex )
EDIT 3: ROSE!!!! ( @roseegglonde )
the whole beta group is together! :D
more info under the cut: vv
i had wavy/semi-curly black hair (it was about like... just an inch or two past my shoulders) round shades (though i sometimes had to swap them out for glasses, my vision wasn’t and still isn’t the best lmao), with the same buck teeth w/ red eyes. had an oversized white tee w/ red sleeves and loose pants. maybe sweatpants? i feel like i might of worn a skirt a few times before though. + scuffed up red sneaks. im not sure what symbol yet. had a couple scars but they aren’t really visible. was a witch of time and prospit dreamer. i’m not entirely sure what my symbol was honestly, but it might of been a cassette tape? or something of that nature.
[i mean i have a sprite edit of myself but like…its good to explain lol]
i liked music a lot. like. a lot a lot. not just rap though; plenty of different genres. i made my own sometimes too and owned a guitar. i also liked rhythm games! those were fun. i owned a venus flytrap since i still had a soft spot for plants. i lived in an apartment and had a god awful sleep schedule. i had bro (jake strider) as my guardian.
john had this dark purple sweater and this broody look on his face like alllll the time. but he's a softie at heart lmao. anyway, he had square glasses and purple eyes. fluffy(?) black hair that could never be tamed and the same buck teeth. it was always a bit long since he didn’t cut it too often. he went grimdark at some point. he was a heir of light + prospit dreamer. he had a cat symbol.
john had these moments where he would just go mia for long periods. he eventually stopped doing that as the game went on though. i believe dave helped him out? they were very close. he liked to make movies.
rose had short blond hair and a dark blue headband. dave said that it might of had cat ears on it + her hair likely was curly. had a blue skirt and blue eyes and wore a pair of square glasses. she always was so smiley too. seer of breath and derse dreamer. she had a ghost symbol.
rose loved video games and the like, along with ghosts and the paranormal. she also liked to play pranks! she lived in a suburb with her mom (roxy crocker). she also had jaspers as a pet.
dave, my man.…. blond curly-ish hair. less curly than rose's though. more…wavy. green eyes, freckles, and he wore a pair of glasses that changed into sunglasses. he wore a patterned green flannel, a shirt with a bird symbol, and board shorts + a pair of flip flops. he went birdtier at some point. he lived on the pacific island. knight of space + derse dreamer. he liked to talk to me personally about animals. oh, and he was penpals with dirk english because of weird time bullshit.
here’s whatever i could think of for descriptions of us (with the help of my canonmates). i hope this is enough to go off of.
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troll swaps include:
Aradia Makara - Maid of Rage (Derse)
Tavros Ampora - Page of Hope (Prospit)
Sollux Pyrope - Mage of Mind (Derse? Maybe Dual?)
Karkat Captor - Knight of Doom (Prospit? Maybe Dual?)
Nepeta Maryam - Rouge of Space (Derse)
Kanaya Peixes - Sylph of Life (Prospit)
Terezi Zahhak - Seer of Void (Prospit)
Vriska Vantas - Thief of Blood (Prospit)
Equius Nitram - Heir of Breath (Derse)
Gamzee Megido - Bard of Time (Prospit)
Eridan Serket - Prince of Light (Derse)
Feferi Leijon - Witch of Heart (Derse)
the ones we remember the most are: aradia, karkat, kanaya, terezi, vriska, and eridan. others are a bit fuzzy, but we’re trying to piece things together.
any descriptions we have are listed here (and i promise i will organize this soon):
terezi had short hair too; sometimes she kept her hair back in a ponytail. wore a pair of goggles w/ thick lenses and had them with her most of the time. very expressive and always had something to experiment with. i don’t know what she built exactly, but she did build some stuff.
vriska always tried to be mysterious and cool. it…didn’t really work. she often changed her text color.
not really a description, but eridan and i butted heads really often to say the least. i think by the end we managed to get along though.
that means the dancestors are:
Jake Strider (dirkways) - Page of Heart (Prospit)
Jane Lalonde (roxyways) - Maid of Void (Prospit)
Roxy Crocker - Rouge of Life (Derse)
Dirk English - Prince of Hope (Derse)
here’s the descriptions we’ve gotten thus far!
i think that jake had shaggy, curly-ish black hair (think like..almost a mullet but not quite.) + orange eyes along with a black tank top and a pair of black baggy cargo pants. he wore fingerless gloves and had plenty of scars with triangle shades. he was pretty serious most of the time from my knowledge (although truly, he was kind of a dork lmao). regardless, it was kindaaa awkward when i first met him. he sometimes wore square glasses and had his ears pierced. i made a sprite edit of him if anyone is interested.
he loved robots. loved tinkering with them and everything. he also loved watching different types of movies.
jane had curly black hair that went a few inches past the nape of her neck + pink eyes. she wore a white short sleeve with a pink skirt and black gym shoes along with round glasses. she was hardworking and wanted the best for everyone.
roxy had super curly blonde hair + cyan eyes and wore an off the shoulder white long sleeve and a cyan skirt and fishnet tights. i feel like she had these chunky black boots too. she was very nice to everyone and had this positive vibe to her.
roxy told me that she skateboarded and baked a lot.
dirk had semi-curly blond hair + green eyes. he wore a green jacket and grey pants and had square glasses. he wore white gym shoes and had freckles. i think he might of had tattoos of some kind too? i don't remember much about him other than we had at least one conversation. he used some funny words i didn't understand that much but i still listened anyway.
he might of made a version of AR with the help of jake?
alpha trolls include:
Damara Makara - Witch of Rage
Rufioh Ampora - Rogue of Hope
Mituna Pyrope - Heir of Mind
Kankri Captor - Seer of Doom
Meulin Maryam - Mage of Space
Porrim Peixes - Maid of Life
Latula Zahhak - Knight of Void
Aranea Vantas - Sylph of Blood
Horuss Nitram - Page of Breath
Kurloz Megido - Prince of Time
Cronus Serket - Bard of Light
Meenah Leijon - Thief of Heart
(i’m assuming they dreamed the same as their dancestors? i dunno)
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memories are here; stuff will be added later.
KIDS
my memories/general things:
was giggling and making jokes with rose at some point. was a really sweet moment.
rose and i had a whole feelings talk at some point.
dave making up some silly raps as i made a beat. something about animals?
i have a very blurry memory of dirk talking to me at some point with all those funny words. i think we had a good conversation?
i helped terezi tinker with some stuff. i wore a pair of her goggles while helping her.
kanaya tried to show me how to sew at some point.
i remember blasting music in my headphones late at night.
bickering with eridan over pesterchum
karkat going ON about quadrants. that conversation felt like it was going on for hours.
john’s memories/general things:
he was fussing about his hair being too long but he didn’t want to cut it. i ended up cutting it for him.
talking to jane about movies and bonding over their sprites.
karkat trying to pester him for it only to be ignored. it became a running gag that he wouldn’t answer.
rose’s mems/general things
talking to roxy about each other’s cats
talking to kanaya about trolls and their society
staying up late with me talking about music
dave’s mems/general things
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yea. i think that’s all. other things to note is that i am a minor, so just a fair warning. tried to pack in as much as i could, will update w/ more info as needed.
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cornflowercanine · 3 years
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my opinion on all main homestuck characters now that ive actually reread it cw for 8rief discussion of a8leism for tavros', terezi's, mituna's, and wv's parts, racism for damara and m33nah's parts, and cw for a8usive rel8ionships for gamz33's part. also i dont like/care a8t a lot of hs chars so if you a8solutely cannot handle s33ing any dislike towards chars you kin/like/are ur comfort chars read smth else
june; the things she Does Can 8e interesting 8ut she in herself is not a character i (keyword i) find interesting like at fucking all. if she wasnt the main char id forget a8t her daily jade; waaa waaaaaa. she is so sw33t and dear 8ut holy fuck i have no idea whats wrong with her. i do still H8 the specific fanon of her that jade harley just H8s Her Friends Oh So Much and she is in Constant Immeasura8le Misery Always No Matter What and is just Really Good At Masking It and [insert pages more of collective projecting] 8ut honestly whatever the fuck is 8ehind 'dead grandpa tulpa that was 'way nicer when he was alive'' is anyones guess dave; neat. fun to read when he isnt at mercy of hussie 8eing a shitty person (making gross jokes). way more fun than fanon makes him out to 8e yes ofc hes traumatized 8ut are you just like, una8le to write funny characters? rose; ultim8ly i think she is Interesting, ALSO way more interesting than fanon has EVER made her out to 8e, i like her perspective on things (even if they are sometimes really defeatist(?) its certainly not SHALLOW or a COMMON frame of reference ppl usually use when writing a female char that goes off a8t stuff she knows, shes not stupid, and its interesting to s33) and i also lovelove when shes snappy and cracks jokes ('ive spent too much time around dave i also think ive spent too much time sharing his genes') and she is just a really really fascin8ing? character!! 8ut i. im not proud of it. 8ut i did admittedly skip some of her lines 8ecause she is very very wordy and this reread was meant to 8e leisurely pass through the 8its i like. so sorry maam.
karkat; imagine 8eing the most 8oring char ever. ive said it 8efore ill say it again i think the reason karkat is/was so popular is 8ecause he is so fucking intensely a tw33n/early t33n that is just learning to 8e a person and think for himself etc and one of the tr8s he has decided to take up is saying 'fuck' a lot. like, a lot. which is a thing other 12-14 year olds do and enjoy doing regularly. or well its not that i think he is o8jectively 8oring its just that i myself am so espescially unimpressed 8y Him and 8y extent everything he does and says fucking drags to me and the only time i have f33lings regarding him is when he has interesting commentary on chars i DO like or when he makes the rare actually funny joke. aradia; maam you are so fucking cool. i admittedly can forget her a little as does the rest of the fandom 8ut i DO find it strange the extent to which the fandom neglects her when every single fucking thing she did and does is cool as all hell. i LOVE her and i think the only reason megalovania is handed over to vriska is cause shes a light player, not cause she earned it tavros; oh my god i knew your character 8efore this was a8leism 8ut i didnt know just how 8ad it was. literally the only argua8le character he has outside of hussie 8eing grossly unwaveringly unendingly a8leist is him making the friend army at Literally The Very End Of The Story (which u could go 'oh its cause hes a page' yes 8ut hussie did NOT have to make EVERYTHING prior to that pure undiluted a8leism) and its just so... sad and disappointing and frustr8ing. i have s33n one or two tavros fans whos interpret8ion of him is NOT how hussie wrote him (o8vs), or 'aww purest 8a88y 8oy i just wanna hold him in my arms and kiss him on the head and-' OR 'ACTUALLY tavros is super fucking mean and cruel so he a8used vriska actually and-', and i leave this char to those fans. tl dr is that i WANT to like him 8ut hussie h8s him so much it just makes me sad sollux; i only like him for his rel8ionships to others, i like when he's friends (derogatory) with karkat cause i rel8 and think it's funny, and all arasol interactions hurt me d33ply, 8ut sollux, on his own, just for what he himself solely says? dont care, if he wasnt having an interesting interaction with another id eyeroll and skip whatever he was saying, pro8a8ly influenced 8y the fact i a8solutely cannot STAND people who wrap every single convo and interaction they have 8ack around to how much they h8 themselves/'h8 everyone'/that 'everythings gonna end up terri8le anyway' in real life, which i find kinda interesting nepeta; wwwaaa waaaaa. once again unsurprisingly her personality and interactions with others etc has way more going on than fanon makes her out to 8e ('shes really cute! end sentence.') even when she IS 8eing cute like in her rps with terezi or uhhh. her interactions with equius 8efore they die, its not like, just her going 't33h33 nya nya im so cutesy and stupid and childlike arent i' her f33lings towards and how she makes sense of her friends and ppl around her isnt stupid or wrong or whatever she ..... TL DR FANON 8LOWS ASS NEPETA IS A GOOD CHAR yes she also kills things 8ut if youre gonna make nepeta content reread at least a Smidgen of her canon stuff instead of leaping str8 to 'cute idiot/powerful preymurderer' kanaya; SMORCH. I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS CHARACTER. LIKE ROSE I ALSO DID ADMITTEDLY SKIP SOME OF HER LINES 8UT IM NOT PROUD OF IT. cant really word Why i like her i just do. also re: her chalking every confusing/hard to grasp interaction up to 'human sarcasm', karkat and vriska (off the top of my head, mightve 833n more) Repeatedly say stupid shit and then when one replies with Some level of sincerity the other goes 'IT WAS SARCASM SHIT8RAIN' so i dont think sarcasm is smth that only humans invented or did i think kanaya is autistic which makes my heart 8ig thank you for everything kanaya maryam terezi; i think ive already stressed just how much i like her in a previous post 8ut hooooooly fuck is this character a8solutely fucking outstanding, i wouldnt say
'ground8reaking' 8c ppl STILL find or found a way to dilute her down to make her more pal8a8le or graspa8le, 8ut honestly i dont really think thats her fault i think that ppl interpreting Literally Terezi Fucking Pyrope as 'oh she just does everything she does out of 8eing horny for men lol!!111!!1' is the fault of misogynists lol. one of the chars that while i do wish hussie had Guidance/advice on writing (ex. 'this char is 8lind 8UT W8 they have a SUPER COOL ADVANCED OTHER SENSE/A8ILITY that Makes Up For It1!1!!!11' trope is a 8ad One), 8ut holy shit i wouldnt have had her any other way aside from that. how the fuck did hussie manage to pull her off. holy shit. vriska; i think ive talked a8out vriska serket more than is reasona8le or healthy in the history of my 8log so to sum it up as 8est i can; i think she's a 8ad, extremely sad to s33 Person, 8ut an outstanding ground8reaking character. almost all of my negative f33lings towards the retcon 8oil down to how much i h8 how vriska was handled post-retcon. 8ut everything 8efore that, she is one hell of a character. i never wanna say she's my Favor8 cause i Do Not like her as a Person 8ut i dont know how else i would explain or summarize it so equius; LOL!!!!!!! i am actually more disappointed in his existing since my reread 8c holy cow his interactions with aradia n33d like, a cw theyre so 8ad, and his Insistence over nepeta is kinda hard to read, 8ut also fucking wowie kazowie you sure are a joke character arentcha??? so fucking easy to make fun of and ill do it for forever gamz33; i literally dont care what he used to 8e like i h8 him so fucking much and almost all his fans are so fucking unnerving i just dont fucking care. if i didnt h8 him 8efore s33ing terezi go "WHY WONT YOU FIGHT 8ACK?!" when she's fighting him around s game over and her repeatedly apologizing when he goes 'youre hurting me' when aranea cant mind control him anymore IMMEDI8LY FOLLOWED 8Y HIM UNRELENTINGLY 8EATING THE SHIT OUT OF HER AND ALMOST KILLING HER MORE THAN ONCE IS SO. INHALES THROUGH NOSE AUDI8LY. oh also him smooching tavros' disem8odied head was weird as fuck eridan; also a joke char in my 8rain. i do not respect this character i do not respect fans of this character i do not respect anything a8out this character i do not respect pesterquest writers going 'hmmm lets make the char noted and characterized to 8e a cr33py forceful incel And Also Had March Eridan Happen transfem 8c thats good right' i could go on a8out how much i h8 eridan stans' arguments for his Anything 8ut TL DR I DO NOT LIKE CARE A8T OR RESPECT ERIDAN AMPORA feferi; god i wish she had more to her than she does. or well, she does have a lot to her kkkkkkinda in the way that rose and kanaya and nepeta do (where they have a lot going on and adding to their character, 8ut fans just Forget it???), 8ut i think it's that everything a8t her was so short-lived it made her espescially..... non-poignant. at least to fans. she's naive as 8alls 8ut i kinda love it (her going 'aww i put in a good word with the horrorterrors now everyone gets to 8e ghosts in dream 8u88les instead of permanant total demise :D [doesnt know how much 8eing a ghost or dream 8u88les kinda fucking suck]') and she used to 8e a comfort char for me 8ut just... wistful sigh. i think a8t her sometimes. i also think it's weird when ppl get really mad that she's said the r slur and then their fave char is Karkat Fucking Vantas like.
ADMITTEDLY THOUGH NOT AS REGRETFULLY I WILL SAY I SKIPPED ALMOST EVERY SINGLE LINE AND PART FROM AND A8OUT THE ALPHA KIDS IM SORRY I MIGHT GO 8ACK AND REREAD ONLY THOSE IN THE FUTURE 8UT GOD THEY ARE ALL SO. NOT 8ORING. 8UT STRAINING AND REPETITIVE AND REWARDLESS TO READ AND GET THROUGH. ROXY IS COOL 8UT THAT'S NOT REALLY UP FOR DE88 IF YOU DO NOT LIKE ROXY LALONDE WTF ARE YOU DOING
damara; MAKES ME REALLY SAD this is another char that, like tavros, i wish was written 8y literally any8ody other than hussie. her 8eing 'horny japanese schoolgirl' makes me want to scream and even aside from that (re; her rel8ionship issues, her destroying the session, etc) makes me really fucking sad. i want to 8e her moirail sm and i h8 hussie rufioh; I......I REALLY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO F33L A8T THIS CHAR HONESTLY??? in 2018 i proudly remem8ered him as The Most Forgetta8le Char In Hs, after that up until this reread i just h8ed him, 8UT NOW I... DONT... KNOW????? his convo where he attempts to 8reak up with horuss makes me f33l weird, his 'says '8a8ydoll'' demeanor makes me f33l weird, his 8eing heavily 8ased on a real ass person (well, rufio the char, 8ut hussie put more emphasis on Rufio As Played 8y Dante 8asco imo) alongside the fact dante 8asco has actually read and s33n the 'hussies self insert kisses the Rufio As Played 8y Dante 8asco' part of hs MAKES ME F33L SUPER FUCKING WEIRD, i just dont know how to f33l a8out him at all. 8ut the fact he's always had wings is pretty cool! cause i like wings mituna; in the same catagory as tavros, not to the same Extent id say (whether or not thats due to mituna having way less scr33ntime/shown interactions than tavros idk), 8ut the 'personality is a8leism, is awkward To women which is prolly also part of 'hussie thinks disa8led ppl are gross and 8ad', fans either interpret him as 'aww poor 8a88y' or 'ew weak loser' which are 8oth also really 8ad' is still There. kankri; lol. the only thing to say a8t him other than 'lol' is that i skipped every single thing he read 8ut the only thing my eyes unfortun8ly glanced over was him saying 'also try not to flaunt the usage of your legs' toooooo, i Think m33nah in reference to tavros? which is so. every time you think hussie is unfunny and exhausting they manage to get even unfunnier and more exhausting. meulin; WWWAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAA im a kinnie i dont have anything un8iased to say 8ut i love her and wanna wipe kurloz off the plane of existence (or well, not literally, cause even if it is a terri8le place he does still serve a place in the story and add depth to it, its just 'kurloz my head f33ls foggy what happened' ':o)' 'hehe ur right its pro8a8ly nothing!!!' hurts me to read) porrim; REALLY REALLY GOOD CROWD CH33RING I LOVE HER SM i'd assume for a set of chars intended to 8e stereotypes and one of them's themes (idk how to word it :( ) is feminism and Hussie Wrote It that she'd 8e kankri-level 'mocking oppressed ppl not wanting to 8e oppressed' 8ut no from what i read (i dont think i read all her lines cause that flash is particularly confusing to finish As A Game) she's really good and i love her sm. her rel8ionship with kanaya is really sw33t too and i love her 'i h8ed everything to do with this thing meant to k33p me in line 8ut as i got older i started to realize that some things rel8ed to it werent Just For k33ping me in line and genuinely had purpose outside of it' 8UT THAT THAT DIDNT END AS 'and thats why im 8orn to make 8a8ies for the rest of my life haha love and light women are weak and stupid :)' IT ENDED UP AS '8ut even still i dont really Want To and thats not really what im drawn to, or even if i could i cant really, do this thing so im asking my little sister who actually does want to and care a8t this thing to pick up where i left off and to do what i couldnt/cant/just dont have to 8c i dont want to, 8ut that she should still question stuff a8t and rel8ing to it so that even if she really honest to god does she understands it more and theres more 8ehind her motiv8ion for it' ITS JUST SO. SORRY THIS 8IT IS SO LONG IM JUST REALLY GLAD SHE HAS THE DEPTH SHE DOES AND ALSO I THINK SHES HOT XOXO LOVE AND LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also her actually trustworthy (in contrast to kankri) commentary on 8eforan society adds story that desper8ly n33ded to 8e there and i thank her for that OK IM DONE NOW latula; also hot. weirdly enough initially i H8ED her just cause her theme jumpscared me XD???? 8ut god i love her. i also
love her mentioning that she has to take meds shes just.... siiiigh. thank you women. aranea; ok i dont like H8 h8 her 8ut also i cant think of any wording to encapsul8 just how much i h8 her??? really im a (vris)kinnie i think you can get why i dont like her (in that i think shes (weirdly enough for a 8illions of ghostsw33ps old person) immature and doesnt think shit through and is a tryhard and mnghgmnhghgf) 8UT GOD I DONT LIKE HER AND I ALSO SKIPPED LOTS OF SHIT SHES SAID WITH NO REGRET WHATSOEVER XOXO 8ut i think her talksprite is pretty!! and her final death scene is cool as shit. s33 you in hell you stupid fruit horuss; um. ಠ_ಠ and also i dont think his kin/dildo/8eing o8livious jokes are that funny kurloz; if you think you h8 kurloz makara more than me you're fucking wrong cronus; weirdly enough i kinda didnt realize just how much he sucked during my first read? i read 'no8ody realizes just how sensitive i am' and me gulli8le as 8ricks was like hm? and then he was like 'i h8 women' and i was liek LOL [close convo] 8ut now that ive reread WOW this guy really does fucking SUCK huh. like hes 8AD 8ad hes a SHITTY shitty person like for real holy fuck m33nah; YET ANOTHER CHAR I WISH WAS WRITTEN 8Y LITERALLY ANYONE OTHER THAN (or well, 8etter than) ANDREW MIDDLENAME HUSSIE! 8oth on the 8eing racist and on the 'everything else she does' front she makes me sad in a 'god i wish you were 8etter' way. actually a lot like damara now that i think a8t it its just my 'even aside from that this char makes me sad' f33lings for damara are cause im a meulkinnie and for m33nah its cause im a (vris)kinnie
I SKIPPED THE INTERMISSION AND DIDNT READ A LOT OF CARAPACIAN DIALOGUE IN GENERAL 8ut i love the qu33ns, I LOVE PM SM I THINK SHES HOT ALSO, i think sn0wman is o8noxiously hot and i love her, and; wv; a really good character imo, it's odd to me that hs took the fan interpret8ion (8UT ALSO IM NOT SURE IF THIS WAS THE INTERPRET8ION OF HIM AT THE TIME CAUSE I WAS NOT THERE IM JUST GUESSING) of him 8eing 'awww cute sw33t dear mayor' when he. ['you dont like to look at the 8arcode on ur wrist it gives you 8ad memories', he is old as fuck, and also did a LOT past just Stand There and Look Cute'], which if it's just cause he's short i find really funny, 8ut if it's cause he's nonver8al i find... less funny. i mean he Is kinda cute in general 8ut thats just cause carapacians at large are cute little dudes wv is not an exception 8ut also you think he got the uramium pulled out of his gut 8arehanded for this?????
i dont really care a8t the ancestors cause most of them are from a storytelling perspective with not much depth so im just like 'haha whoa adult troll cool' and thats it, idc a8t the human guardians 8ut i h8 8ro strider cause im normal, 8ye
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why-and-zanx · 3 years
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So first of all, here are my Opinions on the homestuck charecters (don’t @ me if you don’t like what I say)
-Aradia: did you mean: Sans undertale?
-tavros: ILOVEHIMSOGODDAMNMUCHMYSWEETSUMMERCHILDYOUDIDNOYDESERVEYOUREARLYFATE😭😭😭😭
-Sollux:best bee boy (also I love him more than my own life don’t @ me hes my FAVORITE)
-karkat: I like Karkat, I like shipping Karkat, but he deserves more criticism for trying to start a three way relationship with out talking to Dave AND Terezi
-nepeta: she's a furry but she's not insane so I like her she's pretty chill, i'd probably be friends with her IRL
-Kanaya: YES YES YES WE STAN LESBIAN MATERNAL FIGURES SHE IS BEST GIRL! SHE IS BEST GIRL SO HARD!
-Terezi: I'm a Libra so she's "my assigned at birth homestuck kin", I don’t have any problems with her cause she's an absolute badass so we Stan, but I think she's lowkey pretty boring idk why tho.
-Vriska: did a lot wrong (forcing tav through several years of mental and physical abuse then finally killing him when SHE provoked him into fighting her, almost getting the entire teams killed by trying to fight Jack noir) and Terezi killing her is completely justified but I think she does deserve less hate, she's not the anti-Christ calm you shit
-Equius: uh... he's chill? I guess... I would not want to cuddle with this man though.
-Gamzee: I'm scared of him, also I think he does deserve more criticism than he gets.
-Eridan: Man, fuck that guy.
-Feferi: MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD I LIED SHES MY FAVORITE BEST GIRL BEST GIRL BEST GIRL! I WANT TO MARRY HER SHES SO PRETTY AHHHHHH I LOVE HER SO MUCH.
-john: baby boy must protect isnt the right approch for this character, he's just as mature and almost as intelligent as the other core four and I think people should take that into account more when writing fics about him, but still I see him and I go BAB BOII MUST PROTEC
-Rose: badass lesbian mom friend/ maternal figure 2x Combo (also what the fuck even happened when she went grimdark
-Dave: speaks in obscure 80's/90's references and draws shitty comics, I would be friends with Dave IRL (also I'd try to help him get through his E~M~O~T~I~O~N~A~L~T~R~A~M~A like a good friend seriously get this boy some T~H~E~R~P~Y)
-Jade: SHES A BADASS OH MY GOD ALSO I LOVE HER
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krisiverse · 4 years
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2 (for frisk), 9 (for terezi) & 16 for fictionkin asks?? :o
2. Was your relationship with the people around you different than it is in source? If so, how? - yes!!! in my snowdin canon i viewed sans and papyrus as brothers, and i actually lived together with them for a pretty long while in snowdin! i stole one of sans' jackets and wore it as a comfort item even afterwards. then toriel adopted all of us after we got to the surface and we lived in a big house together along with flowey!!
then for my deltarune canon i was the red soul, and kris and i didnt trust each other at first. but after a while, (after the Birdcage Incident,) we got better at communicating and became really close friends!
9. If you could change anything you did in canon / go back and do something you didn’t do, what would it be? - ohhh boy. well for my 3 main terezi canons... for godtier, i wouldn't change anything, i'm pretty happy with all the choices i made. for homestuck 2, it would probably be to go to earth c instead of looking for vriska. and for game over, i have a LOT of regrets, but the biggest one is going after gam/zee instead of listening to rose when she told me not to. i think things could still have been salvaged at that point, but i was too damn stubborn.
16. How did you figure out you were kin? - through minecraft story mode! jesse was my first kin. at first i was just relating to them (which is easy to do, since they're kind of a blank-slate protagonist), and then i started correctly predicting things that were going to happen. stuff like dialogue/action options, the way things work in the world, and major story beats- like, "if i choose this option a character dies" major. then in a dream i got my first mem, of a big fight happening in a snowy forest, and the rest is history!
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