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simpsonssimp · 1 year

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I saw people on here with an appreciation for Blue Haired Lawyer, and I concur 💙

#the simpsons #my art #blue haired lawyer #BHL #fan art #lionel hutz #Dr Nick #snooty because he actually went to law school #is it crispy #yeeeeees #but not too crispy #noooooo

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florbe-triz · 1 year

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Malos habitos

#Someone said on Instagram that this style I used looks *crispy*...#?????#what does that mean? anyway I think it's good idk haha #but look my horrible men here they are human I adore them #I do have bad habits too so let them be #Trigun #trigun 98 #Vash #nicholas d. wolfwood #my art

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seaweedstarshine · 5 months

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“They engineered a psychopath to kill you.” “Totally married her. I'd never have made it here alive without River Song.”

Sources: Let's Kill Hitler, Diary of River Song: My Dinner With Andrew, Closing Time, The Husbands of River Song, Diary of River Song: The Furies, Diary of River Song: Animal Instinct, The Ruby's Curse, Time of the Doctor

#I don't know if this makes sense but I'm having fun #this is not an attempt to assign meaning to 'psychopath' but to explore how river relates to the identifier in relation to her trauma #and obvs not trying to equate implications of what river does with kovarian- rather examine how the abuse shaped her #river song #doctor who #ive got so many ideas for these and im wasting my 'time off' making gifs instead of taking advantage of #the ability to ignore work emails to get done other massive work projects. oh well #you know what. since this is my second media set in a row ima start tagging them like so-#edits by seaweed #words by seaweed #madame kovarian #crispy!master #the master #I deliberately didnt include the psychopath lines from Picnic at Asgard bc im saving it for a set about River as a demiurge :D #oh and I'm saving 'my bespoke psychopath' for a possible yowzah post surrounding 'two psychopaths is too much for one tardis' line #is SO much easier to do this to express my thoughts than writing words. you don't even KNOW how many incoherent essays in my drafts #okay ima get back to work #and then sleep

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longhands-the-second · 24 days

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I’ve really been digging red/green contrast lately

#trigun colorings #trigun maximum #I’ll start posting the title pages periodically i think #i get too excited when i finish them lol #I’ll finish the Big One after finals hopefully #i ended up restarting with the newer overhaul scans because they’re deliciously crispy #but tumblr eats the quality anyway so I’m not gonna worry about it too much for the other stuff #(do I need to tag these as spoilers at all?)

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spiderzlover · 9 months

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These Splatfest tees are awkward💥💥

#why they look like that #EXTRA crispy ULTRA saturated MEGA stretchy #it's just funny how their faces stretch lol #one of those “design is my passion” moments #they're not TOO bad.. kinda cringe #like from those random ahh websites that put anything on shirts for cheap #splatoon 3 #splatoon #splatfest #deep cut #leyko drawz

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mementoasts · 5 months

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quit starin' at me with them big ol' eyes

(please click the gif for better quality 🙏)

#this dude stares at u from across the cafe wyd #boy i hope this doesn't look TOO crispy xD i rly like how this came out..... not EXACTLY what i had in mind but. still okay!#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #jon sims #magnus pod #static #the void given form #yes i just put my own art as the wall decor bc i was too lazy to come up with anything else

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gallifreyanhotfive · 4 months

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Everyone knows about thoschei, I guess

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didderd · 4 months

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Excuse me, beautiful creature, but I have a big doubt. How could you help Tic or Tac if they are having an attack and starting to hurt themselves? (Like when Tac bites his lips or hands/arms)

ogh. this is rly sweet :'>

(tw: tics and self harm)

for the most part, it's not a big problem with Tic, n the most harmful thing Tac will do is bite, but here's a few things you could do:

hand them a pillow/something soft to put between themselves and their hands. make sure they're wearing their gloves, and Tac is wearing his muzzle if he's biting bad. or maybe hand him something/put something in his mouth to bite onto, and keep handing it back when/if he spits it out if he'll let you (the spitting it out being a tic most likely) maybe get a small blanket or something, to wrap around their hands/arms if you need too, but that's usually not necessary, least for Tic.

make sure their heads aren't against a wall or other hard surface, bc they might hit their head against it.

afterward, if they did hurt themselves, handing them something to heal (like a monster candy) would help (tho not likely that they would have shaved off any hp unless there was actually some self-hate behind the tic, but Tac will get this more often) and lots of cuddles. they are probably worn out n would appreciate it very much. uvu)

#tourette's #tic sans #tac sans #undertale #undertale au #didderd asks #un-cafecito-con-niel #tw tics #this stuff is a lot worse with th rice crispy crew #sometimes rice will put them (or himself) in a padded room to let out a tic attack lmao #if he has too he'll stop or lessen the guys attack with his 'demigod of negativity' abilities. but he avoids doing that #best for them to let it out #can't do that for himself tho :'>

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ch3shire-rabbit · 11 months

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The top one is a request from insta that was cute enough for me to digitalize, on the bottom it’s just. Juan n José

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Do NOT repost, edit, trace, or use my art in any way. Thanks.

#I love reclaiming Mexican characters made by gringos my absolute fave #Their in-attraction accents are horrendous but like. It’s so bad it’s funny like everytime I hear Wally Boag’s Juan n José I’m in hysterics #Listen to the dumbass grito he did for José. I didn’t even realize it was a grito until like maybe the fifth time I relistened to the #Soundtrack like it’s so???? Quiet n awkward????? 😭😭😭#He tried????? I guess???? 😭😭 honestly like for accuracy’s sake these accents should be changed but I do like Mr. Boag’s like.#Like if they are to give them new voices they should sound like his voice methinks. I like his energy n pitch of voice I think it’s fitting #Just focus on fixing the actual accents and the pronunciations #There’s more I can say but the tags are getting too long so #the three caballeros #crispy’s art #josé carioca #los tres caballeros #zé carioca #joe carioca #José (tiki room)#enchanted tiki room

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thenarrativefoil · 4 months

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made fried tofu to go with ep #3 of dungeon meshi!!

#text #dungeon meshi #TOFU MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#first time trying it in four years I hope I get to keep eating it 😭🤞#reading and watching this series as I've struggled through so many health issues- it has been so inspirational!!!#god i love tofu. perfect food. need to find more dipping sauces I can use and also work on the breading #i need it CRISPY #this was crispy but it fell apart too easily #i used cashew instead of wheat flour #but the nutritional yeast did hit #also need to marinate the tofu overnight next time #convinced that marination + improving the crust will result in the perfect tofu dish

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spiderscribs · 7 months

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TECHNOMANCY

#inscryption lonely wizard #inscryption #inscryption lonely wizbot #lonely wizbot #lonely wizard #i saved this 2 my phone then uploaded it so i hope its not too crispy lol

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theeflowerofcarnage · 1 year

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Inna is literally too cute :,)

#simblr #my sims #ts4 screenshots #inna cents #ive decided she is a MARCH pisces #ive been too traumatized by the febuary pisces to even consider that fdr her #i made her tell vlad a vampire pun in the last one he made the ick face at it #it was probably 'i used 2 work for a vampire he was a real pain in the NECK ' :P #PS i HIGHLY rec getting the graphics overhaul mod for this game the windows on this house would never load from far away before i got it #also the shadows look so crispy

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vandervoiz · 6 months

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fuck you *roasts your padmé* a real messy shaded sketch that I just couldn't get out of my head

#star wars #darth vader #padme amidala #vaderdala #anidala #anakin and padme #star wars fanart #darth vader fanart #my art #ettie's art #eh they are cute #evil and fucked up but also real sweet cus they love each other #don't ask me why padmé is crispy too i do not know

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crispyjenkins · 5 months

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(AC wip) The Savage Price of Piety

it's desmond's deathday and i wrote like. 9,000 more words to this wip (first two parts here) last week and i want to brag about it, so happy deathday you wet bastard (mostly gen but with a surprise rarepair, time travel/reincarnation, found family, william miles’ a+ parenting, accidental subterfuge, desmond goes by miles mostly, inspired by study of flight by @esamastation but with a twist!, only somewhat historically accurate swears by which i mean probably not at all but leonardo had some Opinions alright) have some (three) chronological but scattered bits of scenes

“Oh,” Claudia says as soon as she opens the door, seeing Ezio’s rather wretched expression, “you’ve figured it out, then.”

“You could have told me,” he growls, following her into the entryway and closing the door behind himself.

Claudia scoffs, spinning on heel to lead the way further into the building for the kitchens. “I had one conversation with the boy, brother, I was hardly sure of it myself. Wait,” she halts and points a finger at him accusingly, “how did you figure it out?”

Ezio, quite graciously he thinks, ignores the subtle insult to his intelligence. Sighing, he pushes back his hood before their mother sees him with it on indoors, and runs a hand over his beard. “I had Leonardo visit.”

Claudia’s face slackens, before twisting into a rage that has Ezio stepping away warily.

But she punches the wall instead of her brother, a shouted “Gods damn it!” echoing in the narrow space. Then she spins on her heel and hollers further into the residential part of the bordello, “Mother! We forgot about Leonardo!”

Horrified by his sister and concerned for his mother’s current mental state, Ezio reaches out to put a hand on Claudia’s arm, but he doesn’t get the chance before Maria de' Auditore is shouting right back, “God damn it!”

Grumbling, Claudia stomps down the hall and leaves a very confused Ezio hurrying to follow; she ignores all his pleas for explanation until she’s stomped into the kitchen, where their mother is pouring two very large glasses of wine, with very little water to cut down the potency. She passes one to Claudia silently, and then they both drink, though luckily they aren’t attempting to down it all at once.

“I can’t believe we forgot the Maestro,” their mother mutters to herself as she comes over to kiss Ezio on both cheeks, before shoving the still mostly-full glass into his hands.

“Forgot him for what?” Ezio wants to know, clutching the glass like a mother clutches a babe.

“To test if Miles really is an Auditore.” It’s said so flippantly, like it doesn’t affect Claudia at all, but she also collapses into one of two chairs at the little tea table under the largest window. Their mother takes the other, massaging her forehead and looking like she’s grieving their family all over again.

It occurs to Ezio, as he moves to stand next to the table, that she probably is.

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“It’s all up to you now, Seventeen.”

Desmond opens his eyes to the dark of the dormitory, faint moonlight cutting over the floor between his bed and Nino’s, and he can’t bring himself to move — even to roll off his arm that is very much still asleep.

Clay still haunts him.

Five hundred fucking years, and his current twenty-four besides, and that fucker still won’t leave him alone. If Desmond were not so familiar with what an actual Bleed feels like, he’d almost think Clay is stuck in his brain the same way as his ancestors. Thank fuck he stopped Bleeding Ezio’s memories and feelings, while still retaining much of the training.

Fuck, time travel is so weird.

Or, reincarnation? He’s not sure of much, but he’s sure he was dead, he’s sure he burned, and he’s sure that though his 15th century mother had affectionately called him [redacted], his name is Desmond Miles.

Or just Miles, he supposes. Sue him, he panicked when Adele first approached him, and the best aliases are ones you know you’ll respond to, right? If only he’d have had the forethought to divorce himself from his... future family’s surname.

It sounds different enough with an Italian accent that it hasn’t caused any problems, yet. Like making him flinch. Or snapping that he hasn’t been a Miles since he was sixteen.

Granted, he still has no idea what he would go by instead. Altaïr and Conner would feel weird, while Sef or Darim are just a bit on the nose, and does he look like an Edward? Malik, maybe. His grandmother here, now, is actually from the Levant, so his skin is certainly dark enough that people wouldn’t be surprised by the name.

Except that feels almost akin to naming himself Leonardo.

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So instead, Leonardo spends every spare moment with his best friend, sometimes to brainstorm, sometimes to simply be there for him. It’s during one of these visits, he and Ezio once again observing the youngest assassins in the training ring, that he hears Miles laugh for the first time, and it’s as if ice water has been poured directly into his veins.

Oh fuck. Oh Saints, oh Holy Father, oh fuck.

“Leonardo?” Ezio asks quietly, head tilted towards him in concern, but Leonardo ignores him to stumble for the bannister to lean over it and stare down at Miles learning a little jig from Tullio, laughing all the while.

He had only heard it once, truth be told, and it had been Salaí that had caused it, but even three years later, Leonardo remembers the laugh of Rodrigo Borgia’s sinister little shadow.

Below, Miles doesn’t stop smiling, but his golden brown gaze yanks up towards Leonardo as if knowing his thoughts are about him. His eyes narrow, then widen slightly in realisation, and then he winces and looks away, which is all the confirmation Leonardo needs.

Turning around, Leonardo grabs a confused Ezio by the arm and drags him from the training room, ignoring his protests until they find the nearest empty room.

“Leonardo, what—?”

“Romulus.”

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#that last one 👀#the first one is part of my sib's favorite scene so far #middle one is just des being a Mess #crispy writes #also #absolutely do NOT think about the timeline i beg u #i am gay and Tired #savage price #that'll be the tag for all posts about this fic #if i do end up posting more #anyway the other posts are now tagged with it too #not star wars #for those that filter on my blog #title from poor isaac by airborne toxic event!#which was my 2nd most-listened-to song this year #yoinking some tags from the last posts:#this whole fic is based on the trope of time travel des not knowing how to lie for shit and people making assumptions (à la study of flight #except their assumptions turn out to be mostly right #des isn't ezio's kid tho 👀

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missshezz · 1 year

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#star wars #star wars memes #sw memes #memes #funny memes #luke skywalker #master yoda #return of the jedi #revenge of the sith #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #crispy fried vaderkin #i giggled way too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣#literally the poster child 🤣🤣🤣🤣#🤣🤣🤣🤣

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skunkes · 1 month

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need csp brush thats textured but not too textured and crispy but not too crispy because when its too crisp and crunchy it feels more like a Pen than a Pencil and i want it to be like a pencil in the way that i get nice soft lines that can meld into each other like a pencil sketch but they cant be TOO soft or i get frustrated with the pen pressure and lack of stable form and

#talkys #i have brushes i enjoy but theyre too Pen like even with lowered opacity or varying pressure ykwim #like when u sketch with pencil any stray lines add to it...with a pen straight lines look more like errors #and thats how my brushes all feel rn. the crispy pen ones are too rigid the pencils are too soft #i keep getting frustrated lately bc i find brushes that look good but they feel horrible when i use em #even when i change pressure setting #or sometimes i change settings and it looks completely different #or sometimes i DONT and it looks so different like why are my csp settings so different that when i try to use #that SU Cream brush everyone raves about it literally never looks like anyone's drawings that use it. god #brush rec

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