#but its just the poffle
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I hate to break it to you all but...
those are his hands, and not his feets
#im so sorry#i keep seeing op koosh ball fan art#and unfortunately#the little feets are NOT little feets#They are orangutan hands#im sorry#but consider:#op wearing those rich people coats in those old cartoon#cruella deville style#but its just the poffle#tf#maccadam#optimus prime#transformers#optimus koosh#koosh ball
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Pets with George [G.W. x Reader] (HC)
- you were a bit hesitant about following george to magical menagerie in diagon alley
- after all, this man was unpredictable
- you were terrified of the aspect of him bringing home a poffle of puffskeins
- you were wrong, however, when he picked up a rat
- just a rat
- not the ones that did rope-skipping
- just a common, humble rat
- “love, look at the way its eyes shine!”
- is absolute heads-over-heels for the fur baby
- like a little child whose parents got him a puppy for his birthday
- names it gred
- like, george plus fred
- “y/n, look! i think gred wants to kiss you!”
- brings the rat up to your nose while the two of you are cuddling and mimics the sound of a sloppy kiss
- makes sure he bathes the rat every day
- basically gred’s dad at this point
- at one point, he’d focus all of his attention on gred, you got quite jealous
- “aww, is my little y/n jealous of gred for having my undivided attention?”
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#george weasley#george wealsey x reader#george wealsey imagine#george weasley x reader#george weasley imagine#george weasley oneshot#george weasley fluff#george weasley / you#george weasley headcanon#harry potter#harry potter oneshot#harry potter imagine#harry potter headcanon
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TRANSTAGLIAS TOURNAMENT WOO!!
Support your local weird porcelain doll of a girl
Had a primate hyperfixation and can tell you primate facts + will assign you a primate based off vibes if you vouch your support
My url is fun to say. Say it with me. Soffle poffle.
Just wrote a good 5,000 word research paper on Hatsune Miku and boy can I tell you about her
Pcpr folks are cosmically and religiously required to vote for me cause I’m your god. Ok <3
A win for sofflepoffle is a win for NICHE RESEARCH, OLD FLOWING NIGHTGOWNS, HATSUNE MIKU, 18TH CENTURY CALASH BONNET, and HIPPIE BONOBOS. Come on team!!!!!
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So I’m guessing the Poffle is just like pugs and bulldogs. Creatures so deformed they literally cannot survive without human aid and people only perpetuate its miserable existence because it’s cute. Not gonna lie though I want a plushie of one.
Yeah pretty much. I'm not sure the poffles even realize they're miserable though. I think the only thought in their little heads is "egg pls"
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Poffles reminds me of the original MLP cartoons and movies... From like the 90s... 😭🥺🥺🥺
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LISTEN PLEASE WATCH THE INTRO THERES SO MUCH SEROTONIN THERE..... ITS BEEN 40 YEARS BABY BRING BACK THE POPPLES!!!!!!!! LIVIN JUST FOR FUN!!!
#popples#THEY HAVE GOD POWERS IN ONE EPISODE U SEE THE INSIDE OF THEIR POUCHES AND ITS A **POCKET SPACE DIMENSION WITH CARS AND STUFF FLOATING AROUN#THEYRE UNKILLABLE#LISTEN I CAN LIST EVERYTHIN ABT EACH INDIVIDUAL POPPLE puffball is trans#ALSO IN THE CARTOON I THINK IT WAS IMPLIED THEY WERE LIKE. SUMMONED???? FROM A CIRCLE W ALL THE KIDS FAVORITE THINGS???? popples are NOT OF#THIS PLANET#but theyre also BABY#LISTEN FRESH IS A POPPLE. IF FRESH IS ANYTHIN HES A POPPLE THEYRE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL AND HAVE BLUE AND ORANGE MORALITY#FRESH IS A POPPLE!!!!! FRESH IS A POPPLE!!#gif#asks#thats-a-raccoon-huh
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HPMA Helene Firstie Facts pt.2
She owns a pair of mated puffskeins, named Al and Ria. They have a poffle litter a few weeks into the term and Literal Human Puffskein Helene now takes cares of 15 more baby puffskeins!!!!!! #PUFFSKEINSFORTHEWIN
Her slytherin dorm is filled with. so. much. PUFFSKEINS. Dorm mates have mixed reactions, but notably HPMA Shay ( @lowtoleranceforyou ) is in secret love 😬💖
Helene runs a puffskein lending service in which she literally just. leaves puffskeins @ sad mc's when she knows her efforts to cheer them won't cut it
She's adopting them out, Gavin ( @catherinestark-hphm ) gets one named Caelum, Leon ( @death-or-sleep ) adopts and names his Fluffle, and Shay ( @lowtoleranceforyou ) steals a black puffskein w/ red tips she names Leon :) [now there's 12 more,,,, she's picky on whomst adopts but will review you if you want 👀]
During free time, HPMA Helene can be found in Hogwarts Puffskein Patch (yes its a real thing)
hhhh what else
OH!!! Eli is often found hovering over Helene, being v overprotective (please save her)
Similarly, a local ferret is suddenly found often looped across Helene's shoulders :D
#i love making headcanons but i get tired thinking bc honestly? brain empty#hpma#magic awakened#harry potter magic awakened#hpma mc#helene adler hpma#eli adler#eli adler hpma#helene adler#about the character#puffskein#hpma friendships
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