Who's that wonderful girl? Could she be any cuter🥰

Okay I know tumblr is treating EPIC as if it cleared their skin and watered their crops and I genuinely really really like it the music is excellent but I gotta say this:

I HATE the way it's presenting odysseus' arc and flaws with polyphemus. Like the problem wasn't that he was too NICE?? Where did that come from? The problem was that odysseus was a cocky lil shit and even though he had managed to get away with the nobody trick he went like "actually you got your ass beat by odysseus lol loser". Hybris-nemesis-catharsis is homer 101 and I'm SO annoyed that an entire generation of teenagers is getting this interpretation of the text. A hero giving in to being the "monster" and losing his kindness is a great arc but there are 700 other heroes you could have done that with - not odysseus.

On the other hand, how catchy is Ruthlessness, amirite?

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

she’s happy that I’m back!

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

FOR ANYONE WHO MIGHT NEED TO KNOW (cause I've told like 3 trans friends this week)

Your pants size in women's is the waist measurement of your men's pants size minus 20. 38x30 in men's becomes 18 in women's. some variation for cut and style but this is the baseline

Your shirt size in women's is one size up from your shirt size in men's. If you wear a men's small, you'll wear a women's medium

Your shoe size in women's is roughly two sizes up from your shoe size in men's. However, many men's shoes are slightly wider than women's shoes so you may have to get wide shoes in women's when you wear standard width in men's

hope this helps, and happy shape-shifting

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can I have a badass picture of a wolf howling at the moon please

https://href.li/?https://www.pixiv.net/stacc/menkichi

(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

obsessed with this

googling ‘jobs for autistic people’ and realising that everyone still thinks autistic people are either sheldon cooper or really tall toddlers

How do you pronounce Miette?

re: this poll (no shade, I just wanted a poll with Mi-ett)

*2: mi-TAY with emphasis on tay

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - 7x04 Take Me Out to the Holo-Suite

Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

Knockout becomes an urban legend/ghost story in the illegal racing community. After a while the story start spreading about this wicked fast red Austin Martin that just shows up and disappears after the race. It becomes well known that something bad will happen to those who touch or damage the strange red car. There never seems to be a driver and the main story is that it’s an old racer who crawled out of hell to get revenge on the racing community and this gets posted in forums and chat rooms after a while there are dedicated pages to spotting this so called hell car and there are huge fan forums. Knockout loves this attention and loves playing into it flashing his bio lights and making his usually well put together holoform look like a Shadow that looks just vaguely human like. Knockout loves showing off his “fame” to breakdown and of corse being the lovely husband he is breakdown completely supports his husband’s delusions of grandeur.