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shakemelikeasnowglobe · 3 days

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F1 driver duos and the booktropes I associate with them

Max and checo: not a booktrope but you know those oscar bait movies about a person pursuing something to his own destruction being the best but also being doomed like I,Tonya yep those movies both of them are those movies

Lewis and george: gay book writen by a white woman who was raised on yaoi and tumblr shiping 2014, Its painfully British and might be a larry stylinson fanfic has a cute dog and the author is eventually canceled on Twitter for the age gap.

Carlos and Charles: not a book again but telenovela romantic pairs, Charles is the good boy the protagonist will end with carlos the second evil boyfriend who will eventually team up with the vilaness to break them apart.

Oscar and Lando: just heartstoper core mindless teen fluff who will win the GlAAD award of unburied happy coming of age gays

Lance and Fernando: all the daddy Dom mafia millionaire boss ceo booktok brainrot but somehow in both ends of the relationship.

Yuki and Daniel : like early 2010s young adult pre teen emotional coming if age Novel writen by someone trying so hard to be John green it will include some profound analysis about life and meaning tumblr would love for the quotable phrases then Hate it because they eventually realize the characters did some fucked up shit.

Bottass and Zhou: that one book your very obnoxious book friend will recommend saying it's very good but it's just a soft thriller from 1980 about a teenage boy obsessing and stalking his low key weird neighbor and about 300 pages of heavy handed love and murder metaphors involving deers bears and bunnies by the end you really don't understand what is about but the subtext it's actually good

Pierre and Ocon: both are secondary love interests on a book that once was a wattpad original they only exist so the actual main love interest looks good so they are an inch above absolutely dreadful still main love interest is so bad they are considered good by the haters.

Logan and Alex: both are wattpad Born lover boys in different books Logan it's the secondary love interest who was actually the good option but he is against a tatoo covered dark haired asshole so he loses meanwhile Alex is in those quirky mindless fluff books that it's almost all pining he id basically a manic pixie dream boy.

Hulkenberg and kmag: weird mommy erotica you will find in that old single aunt room about vikings and pirates or both hallmark style holydays books about finding love for the ripped blond lumberjack in a small town, or a gay erotica actually written by a gay man who skips the fluff and its mostly about hot ripped blondes getting down to business.

#formula 1 #formula one fandom #max verstappen #checo perez #lewis hamilton #george russel #oscar piastri #lando norris #lance stroll #fernando alonso #yuki tsunoda #daniel ricciardo #esteban ocon #pierre gasly #logan sargeant #alex albon #nico hulkenberg #kevin magnussen

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apicelladonna · 3 days

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I did it, after a month, but I did it—

I reached the end of the Works in Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald tag in ao3. Two thousand and two hundred thirty juicy amazing interpretations, what ifs and antagonizing wonderful works for this pair ranging from 2008 until the present.

Special mentions to my favorite plots/tags:

The secret trysts of Albus and Gellert meeting in different places during the war.

Gellert, wearing Percival's face, and 'accidentally' meeting Albus

Letter exchanges all from the Headmaster's tower to Nurmengard's tower

Albus Dumbledore and his vice at the mirror of Erised and destroying him. Literally lived through his own saying of "it does not dwell on dreams and forget to live"

Professor Gellert Grindelwald becoming either DADA or Divinations professor at Hogwarts to be with Albus his husband.

That very Hannibal-esque in Wizarding World Grindelwald and Transfiguration Professor consultant Dumbledore that I love

Emperor Albus Dumbledore successfully ruling the entire wizard with his co-emperor Grindelwald

Dark Albus!!! ( I am feral about this, because of that one line in that fic where Albus was so self aware that if he ever tipped to the corruption of power, he knew he would win.)

Gellert and Ariana bonding together. (And his only regret was that the life he'd taken was hers.)

Bathilda Bagshot being the progenitor of Grindeldore

OLD MAN GRINDELDORE VISITS IN NURMENGARD

Old Gellert musings before Voldemort kills him

Albus waiting for Gellert at King's Cross

Does it make me love my old yaoi doomed lovers more? Yes, very much.

Does it make me confident with my own fic writing? Hell no.

What's everyone's fave plot? :D

#Grindeldore #GGAD #Albus Dumbledore #Gellert Grindelwald #Fantastic Beasts #HP #Wizarding world

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astronomodome · 10 days

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Hermitcraft Season 10: GeminiTay’s Yaoi Nightmare

#things just keep happening around her…. and she’s the only one who Knows how the fans get man #I love how she’s taken the role of the one with the spray bottle trying to keep those old men from making out. our warrior #the entire situation is absolutely hilarious. yaoi is cool #hermitcraft #sillyposting

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0l-unreliable · 4 months

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After a falling out with his previous backers, Bro is quickly running out of money for his various schemes and projects. While looking for new sponsors he manages to catch the eye of Mr. Harley, a strange older man of mysterious wealth, and is given the funds he needs to continue his work. However, it seems Mr. Harley is more interested in the inventor than the inventions...

(this is a warm-up sketch that got out of hand)

#homestuck #bro strider #jake harley #grandpa harley #wtf is their ship name #brograndpa #dirkjake #for the hell of it #my bros said this counts as old man yaoi but only BARELY because only one is an old man #bl but with toxic annoying old guys like god intended #ORT

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yardsards · 11 months

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ranking the main taz trios from least to most likely to have all kissed each other on the mouth at some point:

5: coriolis crew. absolutely not. there is about a 0% chance even a single pair of them kissed. i don't think even friendly cheek kisses have occurred. amber is allergic to affection, devo will not shut up for even 5 seconds, and i don't think zoox even has lips. not even to mention the weird distant coworkers but also contentious found family vibe they got goin on. no kissies were had.

4: pine guard trio. it's been a long time since i listened to amnesty but i just do not see it happening iirc. maybe ned and duck at some point like once? definitely not aubrey with either of them. and not thacker (if you include him) either.

3: tres horny boys. counting the stolen century, i think there's an okay chance taako and magnus have kissed at least once. the chance of either of them kissing merle is pretty low but not fully nonexistent

2: thundermen llc. it's happened before and no one knows if it was romantic or friendly/messing around, least of all the three of them, and they're okay with that

1: poppy's boys. these old men have explored each other's bodies on more than one occasion and it was awkward and weird every time but that's not stopping them

#eliot posts #taz #the adventure zone #i'm here to make the Worst taz posts imaginable and you can't stop me #taz ethersea #taz amnesty #taz balance #taz graduation #taz steeplechase #i'm only like 3/4 through graduation tho so their ranking could shift? it's already a near-tie w thundermen llc and poppy's boys #edit: i finished graduation and it's a solid tie for 1st place.#it's like. ''old man yaoi'' vs ''kissing the homies goodnight''#the thundermen kiss more often but poppy's pals kiss harder #it's up to you which one deserves 1st place

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nyxi-pixie · 4 months

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gay as hell for someone to be your greatest strength and most debilitating weakness🙄

#soukoku #satosugu #shin soukoku #yk what im putting bsd old man yaoi in here too #fukufuku #OH and #merthur #imagine u become obscenely powerful in your journey to protect one guy #but that same obsessive need to keep him safe dooms your entire community and ironically the guy u sacrificed ur community for to protect.#the only str8 examples i can think of are like. percabeth and kanej

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cattableabby · 10 months

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gay ol’ robots

#maccadam #ratchet #drift #dratchet #tf mtmte #tf idw #my art #old man yaoi but only one is a dilf and they are robots

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thegreatsolaris · 14 days

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"WILL YOU GET UP???!"

Worst grandpa of the year hands down but isn't he a little funny with it? I can't explain this one boys..... no saving my ass

#my art #digital art #one piece #op #monkey d garp #vice admiral garp #sengoku #but only in spirit lol #crush collection #old man yaoi #garp one piece

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sinclairsolutions · 6 months

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~Old Man Yaoi~

#danny phantom #clockwork #dp clockwork #dan phantom #meddling minutes #dark danny #my art #also lol i know that only one of the men in this old man yaoi is actually old but shhhhhhhhhhhh don't worry about it #it totally counts #select

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evilkaeya · 9 months

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THEY'RE HER DADS

#they're so canon #they definitely fucked too #that scene where mika walks into a hotel room and shinji is there too and they're both in bathrobes and there's only one bed #old man yaoi #lycoris recoil

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fandomdancie · 4 months

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So, uh

We do know there’s no “good”* Bloodweave ending without Tav/player influence, right?

#listen: these men will only amplify each other’s lust for power/control #‘good’ here refers to a non-Ascended Astarion/Gale gives up the Crown ending #you know - one where the characters are truly happy as they are #but YMMV on whether you personally believe that spawn!Astarion and human!Gale are their good endings #and yes ofc you can change that trajectory!! that’s what I mean #but just consider their dynamic and motivations w/o an external force pushing them to be ‘good’#they will certifiably make each other worse!!#thanks for coming to my ted talk #gonna toss this in the tags and see what happens lol #bloodweave #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #the keyword in ‘toxic old man yaoi’ isn’t ‘old’ it’s TOXIC!!

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scummybee · 4 months

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Yk what? Regular color version. As a treat

Where’s all the McKirk art?? Hello? Where are my fellow ‘friends to lovers’ enthusiasts??

#james t kirk #captain kirk #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #leonard bones mccoy #dr mccoy #bones #art #my art #star trek #star trek tos #old man yaoi #but only one of them is old enough to qualify tbh #q

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rigelnetical · 10 months

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if tj klune can do one thing its write a middle aged man whos unhappy with his job (but doesnt know it) has a lonely unfufilling life, and wears mostly suits; then send him to a completely new place where he meets a weird eccentric guy who has a weird house with a bunch of weird people in it (old man yaou)

#tj klune #under the whispering door #the house in the cerulean sea #i fucking love tj klune #i think he has more books i just only saw the two when i went to a bookstore and asked #“do you have any queer books?”#lady handed me those two and i bought one then bought the other one immediately after finishing the first #noone writes old man yaoi like tj klune #(sorry for saying old man yaoi)#rigelyapping

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weeb-polls-with-pip · 8 months

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Watched episode 7 of OPLA today.... that Garp and Zeff dinner scene was kinda 👀👀👀😏😏😏

#i didn't want to watch the rest of the live action til ive finished east blue in the anime cuz i have still only watched like. 30 episodes #but my mom was insistent that we should keep going #anyway. zeff/garp old man yaoi had the wheels in my head Turning #not poll related #opla #one piece #monkey d. garp #red leg zeff

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staticbluue · 5 months

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Spotify 100 Day 3: Romeo and Cinderella by doriko (Project Sekai version)

Sometimes I set out to draw beautiful men, and then my understanding of binary genders disintegrates and suddenly I'm drawing beautiful uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Characters: Angel and Danny

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gilliebee · 4 months

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thinking about this god damn quote every time jack gives brick heart eyes which is always

#top 1 articles that tore me asunder #brick saying he feeds off jack's energy...🥺#and it was from 2009!!!! they'd only worked together for a couple of years at the time!!!!!!!!#I should make one of those long form edits that weave bits of text and pics/gifs jfkhskf gotta beef up the old man yaoi assets out here #2024 resolution is to beef up my tag for:#jack and brick's greatest hits #brick's resolution must be to bump into jack more than ever bc he's really giving it his all these last few games :')#I wish they didn't cover the next few seconds w the promo animation bc jack was literally like 😍😍😍 ajdbjfdk #find you someone who loves you like jack loves brick #who constantly tells you you're so smart and handsome and have a beautiful fucking SOUL

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