man

season 3 jesus, but it’s either hozier (classic), michael sheen with a beard (santa jesus) or bildad (the shuhite) dressed in a costume

The Hellsing fandom is so hungry we go beyond just Stroker's book, we steal from Historical sources as well

i'll never forget that one time a teacher assistant was there for a specific math activity and i showed him the work I did really proud and he told me i'd missed something and I looked back and said "i'm an idiot"

and without skipping a beat he told me "no you're not an idiot, you just forgot something"

and I kinda just stood there like

We all know that S3 is gonna be about the Second Coming-slash-Final Judgement blah blah blah blah blah but what i NEED is for Jesus to radiate so much little sibling energy™. I need them and Crowley to be a chaotic-sibling-bestie duo ok??? It's one of the only ways i can heal

THE BOI!!!!!

HE!!!

THATS A LOT OF TAGS ⬇️

HUH. i think i just got, like attempted-converted but i did not notice LMFAO

Listening to the post-s1 Talking Dads, and I swear Brennan Lee Mulligan needs to come into contact with Anthony Burch. They need to both be waiting on a crosswalk and Anthony can sigh wistfully about how he never asks players what they imagine as the long-term arcs for characters because he 'is actively playing against them'. I whole-heartedly think Brennan "I believe in railroading players to allow characters to grow in the directions I as DM and the player see fit while keeping the game interesting" Lee Mulligan could advise on the kayfabe.

It is just so obvious that they are operating off a false understanding/self-imposed rule about how D&D is supposed to work that doesn't actually help storytelling and DM-player satisfaction. Like, idk guys! I feel like you can talk about intentions without ruining anything. It's not like Dimension 20 is suffering under Brennan's approach to storytelling. He has a whole podcast about it.

Veronica: “What do you think of the Brotherhood of Steel?”

Me fresh off the entirety of fallout 4, and having just stumbled through the Mohave and knocked on the gf wrong door I guess, out of curiosity, only to get a slave bomb collar strapped to my neck to try and blackmail me into killing an NCR ranger: “They have not left : ) an entirely favorable impression upon me.”

They called Jesus a cunt cuz they were afraid of his truth.

alright so i finally went to my first pride festival and i have compiled a complete list of People Who Should Never Be At Pride

those angry religious people who stand right outside the gate screaming about how all gays are going to hell

cops

thats it thats the list

started reading chainsaw man. can someone please tell me if denji gets less pathetic as the story goes on

head in hands i'm going to cry because of how much i love batman unburied riddler

😭😭😭😭😭??? I barely go 2 church and I have the memory of a fly.... Wdym 😭😭😭

I'm gatekeeping

Some days aren't bad.

And other days I grind like I am trying to get a single leg on a Bostonian corrections officer

average cub stream is like

(chill techno music playing a little too loudly)

Cub: *laser focused on placing blocks with more stone cold precision than any human has ever had* Yeah, I think the Mojang update could use some tweaks, I think they should add a feature that lets Phantoms do twice the damage and be able to spot the player from 500 blocks away, they’re too easy.

hypnotizd message in chat: Cub! All of your armor is about to break and you have no food

Cub: (reading the chat message directly below hypno’s which he is ignoring) “The Phantoms should have a gun”? Haha, yeah, that could be pretty cool, we’ll see, we’ll see. … I don’t know

Hype train noise drowninng him out halfway through: BWOOOOO BEO BWOOOO. BWO

Cub: Thank you for the sub, much appreciated. many hearts to you . 🫶.

Random dude in chat: i think cub is the second coming of jesus christ himself