Sometimes I feel a bit bad because I tend to feel closest with Hermes, a god who is by and large considered kind and friendly and you know - hospitable. And I am absolutely not. I am very much a “who are you, why are you on my property, come back with a fucking warrant” kind of girlie.
But then I remember that Hermes is also a god of watch dogs and a guardian of locked doors (as well as a god who opens locked doors, of course), and so maybe it’s okay if I have more of a watch dog personality.
Yeah, I did just scare off someone who was sitting on my porch, bold as brass. How could you tell?
Hermes and Poseidon both struggling to stay away from their sons and being haunted by what the Fates have in store for them meanwhile Hades click clacking around the underworld palace with his little heels thinking of sea puns to tell Percy
i hope the pjo show makes lmm hermes. not him playing hermes; he IS hermes.
percy: you’re hermes? wait aren’t you that guy who wrote hamilton
hermes: i made a bet with apollo bc he said i wouldn’t be able to write a musical better than him. i needed to prove my superiority. artemis gave us each a topic to write about.
Hc that Hermes created the Lin Manuel persona as a joke but Hamilton was wildly successful so he just kept it up and Apollo is FURIOUS that a) he’s overstepped into his domain and b) he’s so damn GOOD at it (much to the chagrin of literally everyone)
It’s like the dam cow thing all over again, but this time instead of stealing fifty of his cows Hermes stole his bit.