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aballadforbarbatos · 2 months

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diavolo makes a pact with you

well, you never know

once upon a time, he brought it up to lucifer and barbatos

they shot him down immediately

receiving a lecture is bad enough but imagine receiving one from BOTH lucifer and barbatos

rip

he takes it like a champ tho. he’s way better than me cause i hate getting told off

years pass

the devil’s pudding event happens. diavolo almost learns his lesson that day.

like he says he has but there’s a lot of times where that memory crosses his mind and he sits there like huh. wish that could happen again

YOU learnt the lesson though, so it’ll NEVER happen again

if he brings it up on his birthday there’s a good chance you will look at him with disdain

he’s catching up on paperwork when something crosses his mind

maybe you’d be more into it if you had a pact with him?

the lecture he got from his two closest friends though was pretty awful though

but…

what if it was in secret?

what if, and he’s just throwing out ideas here, he gave lucifer a ton of work and made barbatos go on holiday and summoned you to his castle?

hypothetically.

you know, a will-never-happen scenario.

barbatos appears at his door soon after that.

“hey, barbatos. what did you need?”

“oh… nothing. i just got a bad feeling, that’s all.”

oops

another year goes by and the idea pops into his head again, about the same time as he sees you cuddling up with mammon

Right.

diavolo’s situation and this isn’t even remotely the same, because you don’t need a pact to cuddle and mammon is your first so he’s on a separate level altogether, but he chooses to ignore these details

it’s barbatos’ birthday. he gets sent off. hearing complaints, diavolo threatens him with two weeks

lucifer weirdly gets hit with a ton of work randomly. damn that’s crazy huh. do your best!!!

and you are summoned to the castle. you also get a bad feeling.

he tries to convince you that having a pact with him is a good idea

(some people are normal about this; i am not and wouldn’t need convincing personally)

you refuse.

if you bring this up to lucifer if he asks about your visit he is so screwed

ah, but maybe he could make you his unwilling partner in crime…?

pulls a lucifer and forces it on you. suddenly you have a big fancy mark around your neck.

he’s pretty proud of it. you cover your face with your hands and go oh my god.

it feels like it could be exasperation but he would really prefer for it to not be that

lucifer asks what diavolo wanted you for and you weakly say it was for new clothes. new clothes that conveniently hide your collarbone

all of this is unraveled when someone (mammon) walks in on you getting dressed and screams bloody murder about the weird MARK on your neck

pacts are permanent and so is diavolo getting lectured

#it’s been a while #that’s cause i spend money on obey me #but i have no spendable money rn #anyway here’s content sorry for the dry spell #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me mc #obey me diavolo x reader #diavolo x reader #obey me diavolo #obey me headcanons #obey me barbatos #obey me lucifer #obey me pacts

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cesium-sheep · 2 years

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you’re right tumblr, I would like a blog called one nice bug per day. good suggestion.

anyway I got the flight and the vet scheduled. I’m antsy about money because they didn’t take any payment info for the flight so it may fall on the other guy’s shoulders when he drops her off, and because I offered to pay him back for the vet visit which is more than I actually have spendable rn even with nearly a month of just flat out not buying anything. and I still haven’t heard back from the doc, and I know I’m tanking the truck rental on the cc which is gonna hurt. that should get mostly recouped by the deposit refund but I’m still Worried.

#I did offer repayment in labor instead #since he keeps talking about wanting to commission me #and he also kept offering to like book hotels or pay friends to help pack or that kind of thing #so it may be an expense he's willing to handle.

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marybatson · 4 years

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hello hope you are all doing well adn staying safe...... nothings really up with me except i have so many acrylic charms now im addicted. i would show them off but i dont want to be judged for having so many dsfsdf. if there were any actual comic charms out there id be broke! imagine if there was actually a good billy batson one i would cry!! im saving my money rn for acnh and maybe other small stuff. im also eyeing a zine.... This is what happens when I try to stay occupied and am making semi-spendable money TT

my dept gave us the option of doing online but idk we’re supposed to be doing a design-build and how can we do that online? many of us just might continue in person anyway lol. I still have to go to work too.. this feels like a movie

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