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Whoever the hell made pomegranates need their ass eaten right fucking now
#there so fucking good#idk what else to put here#don’t pomegranates come from trees#those trees need their asses eaten#but do trees have asses#whoever decided we should eat them needs their ass eaten
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I find it strange how you'd like to get so fat that you depend on someone but at the same time you're saying that you wanna do gardening. It's like there is a confrontation between your kink and your regular life...
in fantasy (or with a lot of consideration between me and my feeder) i’d become dependent. realistically, i’ve always dreamt of having my own garden and i think i could keep up with it at over 350lbs tbh
why can’t i have both…… scooter accessible garden pls. with raised beds i won’t have to bend over too much 🥺
bonus. bacon and tomato sandwich w home grown red snapper variety tomatoes, one of the only beefsteak-like varieties that grow in TX 🥳 DELICIOUS w mayo and some black pepper.
#i mean. i can do everything now esp w a garden wagon and smthn to put under my knees lol!!#btw lettuce plants don’t like the heat we have rn so there’s not many leafy greens haha#it would’ve been a blt!!!#picking tomatoes n green beans braless is a joy i wish on every fat girl#also btw. i want an arboretum tooooooo#not just fruit trees… hear me out. i lov mesquites and i love mesquite flour#bald cypress. i love their lil cone scents. i’d make oils 4 soaps#bur oak… you can eat their big ass acorns…#i wish for a pawpaw tree but that’s not happening in TX unless ur in the east#if you build things well it’s not too bad#raised beds exist. drip systems exist#talk#ask#i am posting this at midnight so ppl don’t make fun of me for this shitty yummy sandwich m
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So, I'm doing stuff
I can't have nice things without obsessing over them
aka I started watching 911 and I'm already on season 5 after a week
#tommy has appeared in 3 episodes but my brain was designed to obsess over anyone that has even the tiniest speck of Italian blood#also I have birds for everyone on the 118#it just takes a long time to do the wings#and my poly ass needed to do the three idiots first#I just want to grab all of the characters in that show and shake them and squeeze them#911 abc#tommy kinard#lou ferrigno jr I want to climb you like a tree#911 fanart#Fire Gays™#HelloI'mHayden#wings au
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People are having a lot of Big Feelings on here, Twitter, and Reddit about We Are and I am baffled at how this pure fluff show is inspiring such annoyance. It's just a cotton candy show. It's just a little fair treat and sometimes little fair treats just hit.
And also like. How are you gonna be mad you went to the hallmark channel and there's a hallmark movie playing. lol
#we are#we are the series#'there's no plot!' the romance is the plot?#'but why are they in love?' idk why does the big city girl stay at the christmas tree farm with the hot farmhand?#like you don't have to like it but this is just a basic ass cookie cutter show#and those have been around since the dawn of time? lol#I think this is just GMMTV backlash and that's fine but I don't really get that either#because I already thought of that network as the hallmark channel#so when they do hallmark movies I'm not mad#do I wish some actors would go elsewhere so they could do more meaty roles? of course#but it doesn't actually upset me that they don't because it's just not that serious to me lol#regular clyde
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An interesting little fun thing with team 7 is that you assume that Sakura's gonna, like, woobify and simplify Sasuke by putting him on a pedastal,cause her goal is centered around him and shes a 12 y/o fangirl so like of course her understanding of him is skewed cause she doesnt see him as a person, just an object of affection, right? She's can't get Sasuke, can't imprint on and/or traumabond with him like Naruto and Kakashi do. They don't see him with rose tinted glasses, because they've lived through their own Horrors and empathize with Sasuke's experience.
......right?
WRONG lmao!! They have too many ghosts!! Naruto's single-minded codependent ass won't get out of his own way long enough to see Sasuke for who he actually is, only able to empathize with the parts of his trauma Naruto relates to and not really capable of understanding him outside of the context of himself (because Sasuke is. His other half). And Kakashi is far too jaded to be fair to him!! He can't decide if Sasuke is gonna end up as a mini-him or a mini-Obito or maybe a mini-Itachi, but either way he ALSO is too traumatized to see Sasuke AS SASUKE.
meanehile SAKURA'S autistic ass may have dogshit empathy, but you know what she does have? A special interest in sasuke. Nothing better to do then give herself a degree in Uchihaisms. She can write character studies about him. she can read his soul. Whenever she says something about him she is right. Every fucking time! She is RIGHT!!!!
'sasuke would NOT compliment me this directly or explicitly express worry unprompted, especially if it gets in the way of his goals' correct.
'Sasuke shouldn't hide that curse on his neck its not healthy BUT if I tell anyone about it he'll never trust me again, which might be even more dangerous for him then the curse mark. Like he can probably handle the curse mark but no one else can stop him from ripping peoples arms off.' correct.
Speaking of! 'Sasuke would not hurt me even when he seems to be...possessed? whatever the only way to knock him out of it is to present myself as Alive and thus something to be protected rather then something to be avenged, because he gets really stuck in his own head about revenge' CORRECT
'hey so um. like. Sasuke's gonna leave Konoha. I'm not sure anything can stop him at this point and honestly I'm kinda starting to doubt anything should, so the only thing I could possibly do to help him at this point is ALSO defect.' CORRECT!!!!
#shout out to @Obihoe cause this started as a tag comment on one of your posts that got WAY too out of hand. just like old times lol#team 7#haruno sakura#sakura haruno#sasuke uchiha#team crackhead#naruto#naruto uzumaki#sasusaku#doesn't have to be but like. Yeah#for the record no disrespect to my boys Naruto n Kakashi I love them dearly. but like. they got their issues. that's half the fun of team 7#And Sakura has her problems with Sasuke too!! But her problems have nothing to do with understand him or his motivations or his personhood#and more to do with. Well. her absolute dogshit empathy. Emotionally disregulated ass.#'if you leave me I'll feel just like you did when your parents died' My beloved. Iconic. Great line. No notes. She's really just still so#inexperienced and naive that means she can explain and predict and KNOW him and his actions but still not empathize. She can say shit#like that with a straight face because she's never FELT loss like this before (except that minute she thought he was dead on the bridge)#so she can't imagine a worse pain. Just assumes it can't GET worse because she has no emotional concept of 'worse'. so it must be the same#she's literally the only person with a chance of convincing Sasuke to take her with him to Orochimaru because he's SASUKE of course she#knows all the right pressure points and keywords and concerns and stuff that she needs to convince him.#she's literally playing a little diolouge tree game with him. And maybe even winning up until that line! it's the dealbreaker
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A gorgeous day at People's State Forest in Connecticut.
#hiking adventures#connecticut#did about 7.8 miles and 1400ft elevation#yes that tree appears to have an ass#if you do the yellow trail to the falls be prepared to CLIMB
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ok I don't think we as a fandom talk about the way Vash cries blood enough
we only see it once or twice from what I remember, the one definite time being here ^ when the puppet attack first begins & he's dealing with the emotional agony of seeing so many of his family turn into puppets.
so it's clearly something that comes out only when he's in severe emotional distress.
the interesting thing is that Wolfwood is fucking TERRIFIED of him bc of it.
whatever this moment is, Vash is giving off the same sort of oppressive energy that Wolfwood's experienced with Knives. it's the first time during their travels that he's really been forced to recognize What Vash Is. he knew it of course, saw him in Jeneora, but he's such a goofy guy it's easy to forget.
but whatever Vash is doing here, it makes Wolfwood Incredibly aware of what he is.
so the real question i think is What exactly is going on here? is it unintentional? is it simply a response to the emotional agony?
Vash isn't the type to indiscriminately terrify everyone in the vicinity on purpose. he wouldn't be doing this purposefully out of anger while Wolfwood's there. no, in this moment, he's not even angry at all. he's Distraught.
going from This
to this
in just a moment.
yeah. that's some fucking emotional agony. i dont think Vash is doing this entirely on purpose.
but THEN...
as both Leonof and Wolfwood stare at him in fear, Both feeling his oppressive energy, Vash then lets out some sort of blast that blows against everything between him and Leonof. it doesn't destroy anything, doesn't even injure him, but it's a physically tangible effect that scares the Shit out of Leonof & spurs him into motion.
there may be some anger involved in this moment, but it's not the hair-trigger rage you would expect from seeing his family turned into puppets. it's something Quiet, something almost cold. he's distraught, Resigned, & retaliating just because he has to.
Vash hates all of this. he doesn't want to fight him. he fucking Knows this guy too, knew him as a kid, & none of this makes sense. but he knows that he needs to fight him, & doesn't have any kind of choice.
but he's not happy about it. not in the slightest.
#speculation nation#fanny reads trigun#fanny's trigun analysis#trigun#trigun spoilers/#trimax spoilers/#adding that tag for tag goers. since this is a very trimax moment.#im just fascinated by the implications here. there's so much we don't see about Vash's abilities. him and Knives both.#there's the implication that he can read people's minds in the way he sometimes responds to thought boxes#and also the entire mental conversation he has with Legato. NONE of this is brought up.#the way Knives created that tree. they obviously can generate vegetation just like their sisters. or at least Knives can.#Vash creates that barrier. which I see as an extreme manipulation of gravity to prevent anything from going through.#and of course there's the explosions. with the angel arm theyre huge.#but then we see at least once Vash turn his finger into a lil canon. aka it can be done in a smaller form#and also the implications of him just making Bomb Bullets? mini versions of his giant explosions? What??????#so it brings the question of What If they could do these things on smaller scales? would Vash be capable of minor manipulations of gravity?#would Knives be able to just generate a fruit in his hand?#so many weird little things!!!! and we have no idea!!!!!!#but ykno what me as a fanfiction writer my entire PURPOSE is to extrapolate from canon. which includes their weird ass powers.#aka im going to make assumptions from the little bits we see in canon and im gonna RUN with them#definitely looking to do something with This moment too. Vash's oppressive energy... it will Definitely be fun.
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#skyrim#skyrim screenshots#tesv#.skyrim#.c#.sc#idk why the lighting in the bannered mare is so washed & cooked#(the 3rd pic is bannered mare) in-game in the main hall it's so washed & foggy/misty#n in other building's interiors theyre very Sharp & normal#prolly something is overriding the lux patch#i'll troubleshoot later im alrdy drained asf from my ongoing tree patching madness 💀#(it's been... 6 months?? i think?? on-and-off)#speaking of tree patches someone released on nexus a patch for ulvenwald and nature of the wild lands to work with each other#it's by ShadowPandah#its veryy good but ima stick with my own patches bc I spent too much time making those patches & it's alr personalized to my own load order#plusss i did so many stupid minuscule personalised tweaks in certain areas & it's how i envisioned things to look🥲#not me using both the -ized and -ised spelling of personalized#also i kinda wanna buy a new disk drive bc My God. 1tb for modded skyrim isnt enough fam. (with what im doing at least)#plus i wanna beta test an upcoming skyrim modpack (if my internet even allows me to with the doo doo ass download speed i have 💀💀💀💀)#gnna put my 3060 to the test despite the probable minimum specs is most likely gonna require something like a 4070 ....#but that's with reshade & hardcore shaders like raytracing but we'll see !#im yapping#we love yapping#im going to bed now gn fam
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@undead-dante submitted:
Rereading jtta.. Ik in her big ass bed
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she is just a little baby 😔 not her fault lucifer severely overestimated the amount of space one juvenile human would need
#planned it out like 'alright big enclosure with lots of enrichment. big ass tree in the middle that'll do it.'#'little humans run around right. they need lots of room for that. big bed. yeah that should work'#(i know based on nightbringer they already had the guest room as is when they first moved in)#(but i think that's stupid therefore in jtta the guest room used to be a glorified storage room basically)#(and lucifer just bought whatever to make it into what he thought would be a suitable room for a human)#(he was like one misguided research book away from giving her a big water bottle like hamsters have)#submission#undead-dante#thank you for this by the way it's excellent
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for their second or third date davey suggests that he and jack go to one of those wine paint night things because davey likes wine and jack likes paint and its perfect. it’s so perfect. IN THEORY. but it turns into a night of davey seeing jack soooooo stressed bc the way the instructor is painting this scene is so weird, davey, and the colors are kind of off, dave, don’t you see that these don’t have enough contrast, and no one here actually cares about the painting and they just want to get drunk and oh my god davey this is worse than my high school art teacher trying to make us draw vending machine designs for the zoo. and jack is having the worst time of his life and wont stop whispering complaints and “oh my god”s and davey wants him carnally
#if it were anyone else davey would have walked out and left the date#but jack isnt doing it in a Mean way hes just sooo stressed about the final product of this drunk painting of a generic tree in a park#and davey is head over ass in love with him by the end of the night#jack kelly#davey jacobs#david jacobs#newsies#livesies#javid#jac txt.#newsies musical
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i've mentioned here and there that i made a relationships/dynamic spreadsheet. i have finally put it to use. look on my Works, ye mighty, and despair.
-extra note: i am not omniscient and i cannot watch every stream. i may have missed a sibling declaration or two.
-extra extra note: i currently speak only english and used google translate for the rest. if theres a translation error I'd love to know- i wont be able to go back and fix these, but im always so curious about how accurate google translate can be
extra extra note pt 2: do. do other languages use guardian as in "legal guardian" as in "not a family member but still Primary Caregiver of child" because i am suddenly aware those translations might not be correct. on the other hand tho if google translate decided that the parents are guarding warriors of the eggs im not going to argue
#qsmp#i should have added a ??? line for fit and philza tbh#look at just how beloved forever is <3#his dynamics have dynamics#he and richarlyson are also part of The Issue when compiling a fucking. whatever the hell this si#maybe a chart not a graph it is currently 4 am and im gonna schedule this#anyway i did legitimately consider making one of those classic family tree charts and just sticking richas in the centre so he wouldnt caus#too many lines to overlap but i think this worked out fine#absolutely delighted i thought of the columns it saved my ass#this server is Three Months Old#look at them founding those families#philever stans i see you and im sorry#if i included a heartbreak line then this would have been completely incomprehensible#fun fact to translate the silly 'king what are you doing' i made google translate#'chad what are you doing' instead so there would still be the grammar of a proper noun#but i wouldnt trick it into thinking king is an honourary title#i might not know the grammar of any non-english language but Oh Boy i know there are Traps#or maybe english's traps have just made me paranoid#either way#also. richas was added to bad's family art wall and bad baghs and forever have called each other family enough that#i made the executive decision to just adopt richarlyson out to the other two#richas called bad basically his mom tonight i can do what i want#and baghera gets to be part of that line because. honestly i wasnt thinking about him being Extra Canon Nephew#and i refuse to change it for reasons above re: it is 4 am; they are family#tho the thought of bad having three children separately attributed to him is hilarious.... maybe if i ever remake this ill do that#also note: i do know that foolish and bad had a kid called jimmy However i do not know what a jimmy is#so#scheduled post
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i love sharing copious amounts of unnecessary oc trivia so i made these splatoon profile things....also love looking at copious amounts of unnecessary oc trivia so heres a blank template for anyone else who wants to do it
#splatoon#splatoon oc#splatoon sona#splatsona#wanted to make a tree on alf's locker door but i didnt have enough of the stickers i needed to realize my Vision :^(#idk why i keep doing this fluorescent neon thing for my splatoon stuff i guess i just like how it looked the first time and rolled with it#also bc i cant be assed to get the font and official graphics and such to make it look more splatoony#alf#bree#sona#oc
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Siffrin The Star comes and wishes, like every other loop they’ve trapped you in.
You hate him. You think? Does they know what they’ve done?
#in stars and time#isat#isat au#recipe of the day#rotd endless#Siffrin is here but like teeny I’m not tagging his ass#he also looks like shit because he is like 20 pixels tall lmao#my hand hurts if smth looks wrong oops tired.#can you tell I suck st anything relating to comics#anyways have fun. flicking this image into the tag like a bug#BTW TREE TEXTURE? SUCKS TO DO#LIKE GUH WHY IS IT LIKE THAT#going back to writing now goodnight heart emoji
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the VIP photocards?!?!!!
#liu chang#i'm always almost afraid to post anything but i haven't seen any birthday meet posts at all so#probably no one has posted the giftbag photocards?#the off the shoulder one murdered me and left me in a ditch and it took me a while to get my zombie ass up#that fuzzy blue sweater is like the same blue from the amazing winter pic that turned into art that became my tshirt#it's a VERY good color on him#and then also we have the nature pics because liu chang never met a leaf or tree he wouldn't pose with#i just want to cry over the hair#it's been so long we've been so deprived#and now someone on his team seems to even get how to do extensions (and body glitter!) it's marvelous
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Cringe gardening confession that becomes more evident the longer I read this book: I just can’t find it in me to give that much of a shit about trees.
#out of queue#ani rambles#like dont get me wrong I know they’re IMPORTANT#but also the chances of me going ‘yknow what this area needs? a tiny ass tree thats gonna become a bigass tree’ is low#like fruit trees I can vibe with a fruit tree I would love to have a fruit tree#but other trees just don’t really do it for me#lowkey the same with shrubs but I like fruiting and/or flowering ones so thats a vibe
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started a new save and experienced the new summer event for the first time............ bro what the FUCK
#mine#SPOILERS SPOILER SPOILERS DO NOT READ TAGS IF U WANNA AVOID SPOILERS#bruh it's been me & the baby playing together in front for the most part#& we were SO SCARED#IT FELT LIKE WE JUST RANDOMLY GOT SENT TO TLOU LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL TJRTKER#i mean it looks v cool and all but it was so scary to just randomly walk into like. bro................................... b r o.#tbh it feels like. an incentive to prioritize upgrading the axe faster#imagine all the wood u can get w the town being overrun by trees....... yum or whatever#sdv#sv#stardew valley#anyway that was terrifying but we made it out ok we used the item spawner to speedrun the cc#probs gonna do that for ginger island too tmr cause we wanna see the new stuff#and also just. HAVE a save file on desktop that IS actually late game#we never get that far bc we always have expanded KJHKTJHJRTKH#im intrigued wtf all these big ass trees mean though. what was he cooking. im scared. im intrigued.
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